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nomsfaultau · 1 month
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kovinell · 2 years
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the sleepy lads
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qqquib · 1 year
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i use tumblr for a lot of shit, like a lot. something i recently opened the app for was fic recs. which, okay. i’ve read a LOT of dsmp fan fiction. if it’s tommyinnit-centric there’s a 70% chance i’ve read it. if it’s bad-parent phil watson there’s 95% chance i’ve read it.
now, one thing most of these fic recs have in common is them leaving out vital information about the fics AND they’re not mentioning my favorites so i’m upset.
all that said, welcome to my DSMP tommyinnit focused fic recommendations!
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please read the tags before reading them! they contain triggering themes!!!!!
Until You Leave. 8/? 31.2k Words
Technobrother and Tommy are piglin brothers in foster care. They get placed with Phil and he accidentally fucks them up big time. Ugly cried even though it was unfinished lol. 
Evermore. complete. 56k Words
Royal AU and tommyinnit has hanahaki disease. Unshockingly contains bad parent Phil Watson and horrible siblings Wilbur and Techno. Major Character Death tag. 
Hand in Unloveable Hand. complete. 21k Words
literally, I don't even know where to begin. tommyinnit gets unadopted by Phil and placed with Dream (who is a murderer.) Goes through Dreams killings and Tommy's involvement in detail. Cliffhanger ending i’m praying author makes a part 2. 
mon dieu. complete. 115k Words. 
Same thing, where can I even begin. Dream goes crazy with the revive book on Tommy, and claims himself as a god. Tortures Tommy and its described in graphic detail. If you don't like blood, guts, paralyzation, stock-home syndrome, or suicide don't read. 
Dead Kids Aren’t Useful. complete. 4.5k Words. 
tommyinnit has the power to heal peoples wounds-- at the cost of his own life. Vigilante SBI don't know that detail, and abuse his power to save their own lives.
A God and An Alien Walk Into a Casino (series) incomplete. 12k words
Just Golden Duo interactions honestly. Takes place in the c!dsmp before the finale. 
this isn’t love (and if it is i don’t want it) complete. 4.3k Words
C!Tommy is unloved, but flowers never grow in his lungs. Tommyinnit is loved by a family who hates him. I SOBBED SO BAD BRO OMFG. My direct notes on this in my excel sheet are “best/worst take on hanahaki disease”
The End is Your Beginning. complete. 65k Words
Tommy accidentally falls into The End and a dragon adopts him <3. The ending made me angry cry. 
Good Riddance Gray Albion. complete. 2k Words
Tommy is unknown at his birthday party, you will know more about his brothers than you ever will about Tommy. It's his birthday. 
All-The-Way Better. complete. 5k Words
Tommy isn't happy enough-- isn't good enough. He gets replaced by the people who swore to love him. 
Home is Where the Heart Isn’t (series) incomplete. 25k Words
Originally my friend was gatekeeping this from me, i argued with her until she shared it. Essentially, tommyinnit’s family comes back from whatever the fuck and they realize he isn't the same. Angst ensues and Tommy is just mad depressed bro. Sob every time, 
Distant Dreams in the Dark. complete. 14k Words
Wilbur is addicted to drugs, told through Tommy’s POV. Set over the span of several years. Bittersweet ending. suicide warning though folks. 
Dreaming that I’m Wide Awake. complete. 59k Words
Golden Duo + Drista. Human experimentation and like, a lot of angst. No offense to the author! But this was their first work as far as I’m aware. It is written like it, but it's worth it imo.  
miserably failing at faerie kidnapping after getting too attached to the kid you're trying to kidnap. complete. 19.9k Words
Dream is Fae and adopts Tommy! Fluff and healing ensues. Bad SBI though. It's honestly one of the happier fics I've read recently.
a house with closed doors. complete. 4.1k Words
Tommy is lonely on thanksgiving :( but happy ending!
There’s always more. complete. 11k Words
Tommy is suicidal, technoblade decides a roadtrip is in order. 
Cant You Stay Right Here Forever Pretty Please? complete. 2.1k Words
tommy + ranboo are falling, phil can only save one of them. 
Vibrations. complete. 121k Words
tommyinnit leaves the SMP to finally heal, and gets platonically married and has a kid but that's a whole other thing. 
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aro-ace-of-spades · 2 years
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I think they should change the name sleepy bois Incorporated to sassy bitches incorporated
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elbowreveal · 10 months
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sleepy morning
🐈🐈🐈!
.click for quality/don’t repost to other sites.
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ihasnoplaninlife · 11 months
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having a nice cold nap
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fretbored34 · 1 year
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I personally like to call it "being nocturnal" 🤷‍♀️
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angelsandarsenic · 6 months
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after so long I’m finishing the sleeping beauty Technoblade au and doing that maleficent emerald duo au! I really want to work Wilbur as a changeling (cuz twins duo) in there but I can’t figure out how…
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skeptical-frog · 2 years
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Tommy: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.
Wilbur: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Techno: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.
Phil: You guys are fucking terrifying.
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psiithirisma · 2 years
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love protective sbi, you disrespect any of them and the others will break your kneecaps
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auroramoon-draws16 · 1 year
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Fuck it’s like midnight but I gotta say this:
I had an AU in my head (thanks to a certain ghost!Wild LoZ fic) this one is where once Hyrule is up and running again (ignoring/retrofitting Tears of the Kingdom) they get visits/visit other nations.
Sbi royal au being one of them, just just, Phil and the boys being royalty and meeting Link and Zelda. I don’t even need multiple chapters, just them meeting.
I’m thinking that Sbi’s kingdom’s main patron is Phil’s wife Death, so they get a pretty iffy reputation among the other kingdoms. Despite the family being a bunch of dorks their loyal citizens adore.
Philza is goofy and fatherly, Wilbur is charismatic and chaotic, Techno is awkward but really wise, and Tommy is energetic and friendly.
Their kingdom is more of an empire, but outside of trading and wars, none of the other kingdoms really know know the family.
Until Hyrule opened up again, and the family first hand got to see their dire need of help, decided to make an ally. Cue them practically adopting Link and Zelda as a part of their family while Neapolitan trio stay over at their kingdom to help out while Phil handles their home kingdom.
(I don’t really see Botw Link and Zelda as a couple, I know other people do, but I like seeing them as friends, or in this case siblings who have to deal with a whole ass ruined kingdom, do what you want Ig)
(Also also, I did ship preCalamity Link and Mipha, but afterwards, not really? Plus now I just have Linked Universe stuck in my head as what I think of Botw Link aka Wild, so there’s that)
(Fucking big bro!Twilight and lil bro!Wild has me in a chokehold, holy shit)
Idk, I like making crossovers that probably shouldn’t exist, but I force it into working.
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nomsfaultau · 1 month
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Techno in dress save me….
…techno in dress…….
save me, techno in dress….
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slaymaxuwu · 2 years
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Sorry I can't go that day, big plans!
My plans:
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ashedflower · 2 years
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Sleep Deprived Prompts
Chapter 2: Set in Butterfly Reign AU.
TW: Sickness, Mentions of Neglect, Hurt no Comfort, implied death.
Tommy gets sick, right? Yeah, and at first it was just a normal sickness. A headache and a sore throat, maybe some dizziness here and there. But overall, he can still power through the pain. (Pog through the pain!)
So he downs some warm tea and gets to work. He is the Crown Prince, after all, he's got a alot a of dutys to attend to.
So, our dear Theseus, with little to know self-preservation, ignores his sickness and continues to spend a sleepless night doing his paperwork with barely any food in his stomach, and a pounding headache. Sickness lays in his bones and his body is just begging to get some rest. Theseus ignores the call of his bed and continues to do his work.
This continues on for another day until eventually (and inevitably) he passes out in his office's.... Floor. Yes, the floor. Why? To make it more dramatic.
His sickness has taken over his body, and made him unable to work any longer. 
Now, nobody actually knew that he was sick. Beau noticed how he was a little warmer than normal, but got told not to worry by Tommy. Dream was worried because of how usually uncoordinated his little brother friend was, but again, Tommy told him not to worry. That he'll be fine. Of course, his .... family, didn't notice. They were too busy having sticks up their ass.
So Theseus ended up being passed out and incredibly sick in his office for hours until a maid (who cared about the Crown Prince just like the rest of the Palace staff) went to bring him a midnight snack, and was shocked to see the Crown Prince passed out on the floor.
Of course, she didn't really think he was passed out....she thought he was dead. So naturally, she screamed bloody murder. 
"THE CROWN PRINCE IS DEAD!!!!"
And of course, since it's not every day a maid screams how the crown prince is dead, the closeby apalace staff who heard rushed to checked to see if the crown prince really is dead. 
He wasn't, just passed out with a VERY horrible sickness. 
One of the other maids slapped the maid who was still screaming, grapped her shoulders and told her to stope crying and shouting, the Crown Prince is still alive.
The other staff went and carried little Theseus to the.... Medical wing? Of the palace? Um.... To his room! Yes, to his room, and called a medic.
Now, naturally the other Royals noticed how the staff seems to be in a frenzy. Some of them rushing for a medic. 
The other Royals were....um.... Doing stuff. Idk, maybe Techno was in the library, Wilbur manipulating spineless Ranboo, Philza sitting in the thrown room. ... I really don't know. Oh! And Tubbo was... Getting some sweets from the kitchen...
Coincidentally (read: for plot reasons), they all somehow met up in a intersect hallways, Wilbur (or someone else) stopped one of the palace maids and asked them why the fuck did they act like a tsunami was going on.
And then the maid, who was coincidentally (read: for plot reasons) the one who screamed, rambles about how she found Crown Prince passed out on the floor of his office and heavily sick and how they couldn't get a hold of a medic because they were all busy and how it's possible he was gonna die that day... Yeah, they did not take that well.
Because as much as I wanna write them being heartless losers who doesn't care, I know they still do. They just- REALLY suck on showing it to Theseus. Doesn't mean I don't hate them tho.
So they rushed to ask the maid where Theseus currently was, the maid was hesitant because even the Palace staff was aware of the neglect and pain they caused the Crown Prince. Also, this wasn't the first time the Crown Prince got sick and nobody in his family noticed. It's just that it never got to the point where he passed out. 
But still, orders were orders. So she told them how he was currently in his rooms.
They all rushed there to see Theseus layed in his bed with blankets on top of him, and still incredibly passed out and not showing any signs of waking up. He was surrounded by the servants, all looking sad and defeated. A lone medic stands at the side, because he'd already done what he can, and this wasn't modern times, or a wound that a health potion can fix.
Wilbur (the fucker. I still hate him) rushed to his side with tears in eyes, clutching his little brother's hands, because at that moment his brother looked exactly like their mother, and he was terrified of losing him too. 
He whispered teary apologized over and over again. Wondering if he was already too late.
Technoblade came in next, clutching his brother's other hand. Silent with tears running down his face. Because this was another thing he couldn't protect his little brother from. And he knew that apologize can only do so much.
Tubbo fell down to the floor. Eyes wide and glistering with tears, while Ranboo tried to comfort him.
And Emperor Philza? He stood in the doorway, frozen. He was once again gonna lose someone because of his own actions... There was no turning back from this. He has to actually do something. Because if he doesn't...then his youngest soon will die knowing that the last thing his father said to him was that he wasn't good enough.
A few weeks later and the crown prince still had not shown any sign of waking up.
News had reached the street, and multiple people of their empire cried. 
 Cries rang around most of the streets, while those who remained silent kneeled before alters and prayed for their god to save their beloved crown prince.
Dream found out about the news and did not hesitate to travel to the Empire and had not left Tommy's side since. His sister stayed behind to take care of the kingdom whilst he was gone.
Sam tried to be there, but he was dismissed by the emperor, told that his son needed his family right now, not a random noble he'd only known for a little while.
(Truth was, Philza found out about the late night dinners and bonding times that the noble man and his youngest had. He would never admit it to anyone, but he felt jealousy after finding out that someone else was spending more time with his own son than him. Though he knew that it was mostly his own fault.)
The Empire was not it's usual shinning self. Not with it's Sun currently hidden behind clouds.
I'll let you guys take it from here.
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henjhie · 1 year
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Get your sleep back
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Sleeply!!
A solution of your problem on having hard time to get sleep at night. This is all natural and organic. It helps you get a good night’s sleep and keeps you calm and peaceful! In the morning you don’t have that foggy and confused brain.
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why can’t humans hibernate anymore?
like it’s a hibernation kinda day rn
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