A Spider-woman named Billie! 2
(Part 1)
"OH wow! I never seen so many Hobies and Miles in one place!" Pavtri admires the group after Gwen called him over their watch to come back. Pavtri was living in his fanboying world, he spotted baby Billie and baby Gonzalos. "OMG! Look at the cuties! Argh, so freakin' cute!" The young wavy haired ravenette fanboying all over the couples. "Oh, I heard about these two," He points at Hobie 138c with Miles 43.
"And them!" Looking at Hobie 138d with Miles 1015 who were blinking at Pavtri.
"And- of course them!" Hobie 138e with Miles 1019 already linking with their arms close by their waist.
Gwen giggles seeing Miles 1610 and Hobie 138b arching their eyebrows at their friend. They knew their friend is a massive Punkflower fan, always cheering on the famous Punker and Artist Spider-man being together. So seeing him claiming he knew all about other Hobies and Miles being together is a bit overboard.
Miles 42 grunts, "That's creepy as fuck, man!" He crosses his arms with scowl on his face.
"No! I run a Punkflower blog!" Pavtri said, it was hard to tell what expression he's making since he wore his Spider-man mask. By the looks of it, he's pouting the way the mask is looking a bit distorted. "This is normal! Ohh! I heard of these two!" He pops in the middle between Punk Miguel and Mariana, "You two been pretty popular on my blog. There's a whole debate if you guys fall under Punkerflower or Flowerfang!"
"Flowerfang?" The Hobies mutter to their partners being confused.
The Mexican punker tilted his head to the side seeing this short tiny man, "Qué? Foul-pang? Mariana, qué este chico esta hablando?" He looks at Mariana being confused.
The Spider-woman giggles in amusement, "Flower-fang, Miguelito! It's a ship name... Es una especie de apodo para parejas."
"Quick recap on ship names!" Pavtri randomly turns on a holoscreen from his watch to show the group. The holo-screen shows names with symbols, "Miles ship name would be Flower. Gwen is Ghost. Hobie is Punk. Me Chai! So when you get Miles and Hobie together, their ship name is Punkflower or flower punk, tehe!"
"So..." Miles 1019 smack his lip, "Miguel would be fang? Flowerfang?"
"Hehehehe, ain't that a bit suspicious. Considering our boss is like freakin' fifty years old!" Mimi 1015 giggles at the idea.
Miles 43 shook his head, "Ewww.... isn't that low-key weird?"
"Well... if you put Miguel 928 with Miles 1610 together when they first met. That's freakin SUS!" Pavtri began, "But we have Miguel 970, who's the same ages as us! So he's safe!"
Miguel 970 still look lost while Mariana laughs, "I think he would fall under Punk." She saw the way the Hobies were scrunching their noses being a bit disgusted with the idea of Miguel 970 would take their beloved Sunflower. Hell, they would start an all out world.
Hobie 138b wraps his arms around Miles 1610's waist, "I refuse. There's no way I support that!"
"Bae, Pav is just explaining about ship names. I highly doubt there's people that are-" He carefully eyes on Gwen and Pavtri who were trying to avoid his glaze, "Oh my god, there is!"
"I mean... you know I read whatever Pavtri sends me." Gwen casually said with her hand on her neck. "Look those fans are feral with some toxic shit."
"I mean... I dabble a bit of Flowerfang- NOT that I read anything terrible I always having a strict rules about fanfics being sent to me! And if they are dark and angst, I send it to Gwen!" Pavtri said, "I have to support my fanbase! They love my reviews!"
"Esto chico esta loco, Mariana." Miguel 970 wasn't sure what was going on, but the way Miles 1610 look horrified and Hobie 138b being disgust... it was already a sign that being called a Flowerfang was not a good idea.
Mariana laughs, "El es chistoso."
"But you're a Punkflower blogger?" Hobie 138b said.
Miles 1610 stare at his boyfriend then at Pavtri, "Wah-what? No forget that. Pav! Gwen! You two read fanfics about me and Hobie?" The two Spider-heroes awkwardly nodded. "Wow, that's so fucking creepy! Like-WhAT! You know fanfic writers write everything- and I mean, everything!" This felt like some sort of invasion of privacy!
"I mean... is it?" Gwen asked, "They are fanfics."
Mimi 1015 spoke out loud on her Smartphone, "And then, Hobie passionately look into Miles' honey eyes. Their hearts pounding against their chest as they felt their sweaty glistening bodies touching, they're almost there- So close that they felt their souls becoming one. A mewl came out of the young artist, 'Hobie...' The punker stress hungrily, with his thick throbbing-" Miles 42 covers her mouth, "MIMI, there's freakin' kids here!"
The other Miles were peaking over, "Wait, I wanna read it. It sounded good!" Miles 43 said out loud.
"Yeah, what about my big throbbing Johnson?" Hobie 138c grins widely being playful. The punks laughs along at the joke.
Hobie 138d tilted his head, "Hey, it's not hurting anyone! It sounds kinda intense."
Mariana covers her mouth burst out laughing, "Hahahaha, my stomach hurts." Miguel 970 being surprised at Mariana laughing so much. What was funny? He's confused.
"Honestly, that one is pretty good. The writing is Mwah, chef kiss." Gwen admits.
Miles 1610 felt his face warm being super embarrassed, "NO! That's so freakin weird, Gwen! Do just imagine me and Hobie doing that? We are friends!"
"I mean.... not you two specifically. I just read with my own version." Gwen hums, "Look, Miles... it's not bad. I swear read a few and you'll like it."
"Yeah, luv. This isn't that bad. Caught a lot of stuff you do like you giggle when I nibble your ear," Hobie 138b was leaning over to peak at Mimi 1015's smartphone to read a paragraph, this caused Miles to yelp.
"No, bae! Don't admit to anything!" He freaks out, "St-ahhp!" He pouts cutely at his boyfriend.
"But darling, this is pretty accurate on us." Hobie 138b smirks proudly, "I do say I am a bit of a romantic."
"Hobie!" His Miles whines.
Miles 42 gags, "Ew, there's kids here!" He holds Billie 1610, who was sucking her thumb being bored.
The little Gonzalos were being held by Miles 43 and Miles 1019. They were having their pacifiers staring at the adults talking. "But this is so funny! And this got a lot of views." Mimi 1015 giggles with her sparkly stilettos nails shine when she cover her mouth from maintaining her giggles. "We all know it's Miles 1610 and Hobie 138b, because it could never be me!"
"Or me." Miles 1019 snorted, "I like it rough."
"It's very cutesy for my taste." Miles 43 admits.
Pavtri took out his notebook taking notes, "Huh, you don't say?"
"Pav, don't write that! Why do you have smut fanfics on your blog?" Miles 1610 felt embarrassed.
"My fans like it! It's a safe space for us, Punkflower fans." He giggles.
"Weirdo." Miles 42 scowls with disgust.
Gwen chuckles, "It's either you get Pav for loving Punkflower or PunkProwler, Miles."
"ECK! Like hell!" Miles 42 shouted in anger.
Billie 1610 pouted, "Bad word! No, bad word."
"Awe, I'm sorry, mi bebé!" Miles 42 snuggles her with a kiss on the cheek.
Mariana laughs at them with amusement, "Well good thing there's no fanfic of me. Imagine me with a Hobie or a Miguel- as if!" Miguel 970 looks at her being surprised by her words, almost hurt by the comment.
"Ohhh...." The gang made a grimace expression on their faces, even the Hobies felt that like a knife cutting through them.
"Huh, what is it?" Mariana blinks confused.
"What do you me your not with anyone! I thought you were with Miguel 970!" Miles 1015 got into Mariana's face being in shock. "You guys been flirty and always together!"
"Because we're friends!" Mariana link arms with punk Miguel, "Right, Miguelito!"
The rest of the gang were gagged by the answer. Miles 1015 spit like she was a cartoon character that drank water and choked up, very animated like. Miguel 970 nervously almost sad that he's been friend zoned. "Mariana, your so cold..." Miles 43's voice left out of his mouth.
"Huh, why?" Mariana asked still being clueless just like a Miles, so naive and not aware of the hints she got from Miguel 970. She giggles, "You guys are funny. Me and Miguel are friends. You know there's another variant where a Spider-man Miguel marries a Mariana and has a Gabriella.... and that was a crazy one."
Miguel 970 said, "So, you see me as a friend?"
"Of course, Miguel. You're amazing as a teammate."
"Mariana, shh. Stop talking, you're making him feel bad." Miles 1015 whispers with her voice shaking as she saw how depressed Miguel 970 looked.
Mariana was about to say something until Lyla appeared from her watched, "Mariana, Miguel is calling you. Your friend is here and she bump with Miles 2020."
The female variant gasps, "She's here! Why she didn't text me? Okay, I'm on my way." She saw that Miguel sent her the location of Billie, then had her eyes on Miles 42, "She's here."
"No way! For reals!" Miles 42's eyes wide almost from disbelief.
"Who?" Gwen asked.
Mariana gave a small smile, "Billie! She's from Earth 1613, and is a Spider-woman!"
Miles 1610's eyes widen, "What? She's here!"
"Yup, I thought Gabriel was supposed to keep her company for a bit..." Mariana rub her chin, "and I did send my location to her... maybe she gotten lost."
"Mari, you have to take me to her. I want to see her! You said she spotted a Miles!" Miles 42 looks very worried as he holds Billie 1610 in his arms.
"Wait, why is that a bad thing?" Pavtri asked.
"In her canon, her brother Miles die in front of her... he was her Uncle Ben then her dad die." Miles 43 softly said as the Spider-heroes shifted being unease by their reality. It is difficult being a Spider-hero, when they have to look back from the loss of their loved one. "Her brother was everything to her... so you can see where it can affect her."
"I only brought her here to show her the possibilities of other multi-worlds and she did freaked out when she saw Miles 1048." Mariana rubs her neck, "But I didn't think she would come by without Gabriel."
"Who's Gabriel?" Miles 1610 asked.
"Oh, you guys don't know! He's the son of Miguel O'Hara from TRN Earth 660 and low-keys has a crush on Billie." Mariana giggles with delight, "it's cute seeing him always protecting her. I guess, that's where the O'Hara gene still stays. Always protective, always there being patient, and clingy!" The gang looks at Punk Miguel standing behind Mariana being protective and clingy.
"Ahhh..." They agreed.
Gwen always teasing, "You don't say? I always find the O'Haras a bit temper mental... and snarky."
Punk Miguel scowls at her. "And they are the jealous type!" Mimi 1015 chimes in. "Right, Miguelito!"
"No! I'm not like them!" He scowls.
Hobie 138d pitched in with a sly smirk on his face, "Oh really? Then you should be okay with a Spider-man flirting with Mariana which remember Mimi, how that guy saved Mari and they went out for coffee." Punk Miguel released is talons getting mad jealous at the thought, some of the gang jumped by his action and the Hobies were smirking with amusement.
Mariana wasn't paying attention as she saw her baby brother and Miles 42 asking her, "Where is she?"
"She's not that far. From the map it looks like she's by the daycare! Miles 2020 must still be with her! I wonder how she felt seeing his triplets."
"TRIPLETS!" The gang shouted. "What do you mean triplets?"
Pavtri gasps, "Miles 2020, wait I heard of him..." Then he squeals, "OMG, he's from the Omega Miles!"
"OMEGA MILES!" The Hobies shouted as they became alerted.
"Yup, he has his pups with him. The triplets!" She saw the gang looking way too in shock even Miles 1610's and Miles 42's mouth dropped from disbelief. "Wow, you guys haven't met Omega Miles? He's so sweet and amazing! I'm so in shock! Am I the only one who's meeting all these variants? I even met an Alpha Gwen!"
"Sweet." Gwen smirks widely then pouts, "No fair. Every time I try to find my gang they are never around."
"Mari, you said Miles 2020 have triplets... so that means he have an Alpha, right?" Hobie 138b asked with his voice sounding so serious.
"Yeah..."
"So... who's his Alpha?" Hobie asked being very serious, the rest of the Hobies stares at her being curious.
"Why don't we go meet him? I'm sure it's more fun that way than me saying it." She giggles, "Or are you guys chicken of seeing Omega Miles being with a Peter or Miguel or Gwen?" The punks became jealous as they carried Mariana like a royal highness, "Hey! What are you guys doing?"
"Let's go see Miles 2020, luv!"
"Who cares about him? I wanna see Billie!" Miles 42 shouted at them.
"Me too! I wanna see her." Miles 1610 follows behind them!
"Hey don't leave us! I wanna be nosy, too!" Gwen shouted as the rest of the gang follow.
Punk Miguel quickly grab a hold of Mariana having to glare at the Hobies, "Fuck off, carbonse!" He snarled at them with his fangs out as a warning.
"And she said they're just friends." Miles 43 snorted.
"Pavtri nodded, "I know, right. This is totally the Naive and Bad Boy troupe! I'm low-key loving it, because will they or won't they?"
Miles 42 yells at the Hobie almost lecturing as Billie nodded with her fingers wagging at them. "You jerks! This is about Billie. Not your weird fantasy with an Omega Miles! Why do you care so much of him and his triplets? So what if he got with a guy that wasn't you guys?"
"Yeah! No Hobies!" Billie nodded.
Miles 1610 said to them, "Come on, guys. They're all in the same location. We'll see Billie and Miles."
Mariana get back down, "Thanks, Miguelito! Yeah, come on. I don't want her to wait too long." They all left toward the location, "That reminds me, I'm going to contact Gabriel. I'm sure he's lost, too."
Somewhere in HQ a Spider-man wearing all navy blue with red spider designs, swings from one section the next. "Where is Billie? Ah, no mames! I thought I told her to wait for me!" He fumes having his masks on.
"Oh hey, Miguel!" A Spider-man swing by him.
"I'm not pinche Miguel! I'm Gabriel!" He shouted in anger.
Then a group of Spider-men swing by, "Hey Miguel!"
Gabriel let out a frustrated sigh, "I knew, I should've update this suit." He kept swinging until he got a message from Mariana. "Oh, so that's where she's at! I swear, Billie needs to listen to me or at least tell me where she's gone." He spoke to himself as he head to the location to find his crush.
(Part 3)
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Distorted Party Theory Part 2
As always..The fanfic/series I'm making these theories from is made by @honeybeewhereartthee <3
Note: I won't say that much in this part and it's mostly just the decoded ALT texts. I might edit this tomorrow and add some of my thoughts. This is also a bit disorganized..
The following is from Distorted Party Chapter/Part 3
We will start off with these ALT texts
The first picture a.k.a the left one is most likely Aira talking. Why? Because of the word "flower" and "mad" (Mostly the flower for me though)
Aira calls MC his "flower" and we see him do that multiple times as the Mad Rabbit
Second picture. I'm not sure who it is but I'm just going with Aira again :D
In this chapter of Distorted Party we see the Rules of the Labyrinth mentioned again a.k.a the one where you can't mention/say someone's name
And now the fun part!!
On the glitched gif there's an ALT text with binary numbers! I loveee solving these things ever since I learned how to thanks to that one ff in wattpad I read
Note: There might be some error with my "decoding" since a lot of numbers side by side f up my eyes
"who is truly mad, you me or him?"
After that you will see the line Pseudo stops on his words as he saw a black cat with red eyes hopping from a small portal from another multiverse. this black cat is Ritsu from the MDD au
Not long after another glitched gif shows up with this
"I cannot believe he did that. Oh wait I'll do it too. Tehee"
Next ALT text isn't a binary (Not that much thoughts on this one and on who it is. Again, maybe it's Aira? Or it could be someone else entirely..I can't recall on who calls MC darling unfortunately..)
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Judging by the words of our beloved Ritsu the "Mad hatter"(Kohaku) is a dangerous person
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The last ALT text is this
"Don't believe his lies. his much of a liar like you are" not so fun fact: Helter Spider started playing when I was decoding this part :D I am bit offended sir. Wdym a liar??? >:(
But talking seriously..I'm not exactly sure on who is talking in these binary numbers. Maybe Aira?
Distorted Party Chapter/Part 4
I'm going to take a guess that in these pictures..It's Kohaku speaking because of the words "Gamble" and "ya" (since Kohaku has like an accent and the only other person who kinda speaks like him is Mika who almost never appears in all the different au's except for a short bit in MDD)
what is it with Crazy:B songs playing lmao its now Risky Venus full ver.
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<--there's no end-- there's no beginning-- only when you become sick of this game-->
I'm not sure what to make of this one since it seems pretty straightforward with what it means
When he went to search for honey to be able to use another ability of alternative doll self, which made him able to turn honey into any form of weapon he want. This ability is referring to the Kohaku (Probably) in MDD. If my memory is correct he asked MDD MC if MC wanted to see his abilities the Crazy:B or Double Face abilty in one of the chapters
In this part/chapter of Distorted Party the CH prequel Chapter 14 is connected said by the author
The best example I could find in Distorted Party being connected to CH prequel ch 14 is this line -> "I have seen you in my dream a couple of nights ago. You with ai. It was odd. So I have to look around, I don't know what part of the timeline you are in currently. Since I cannot read your fate..."
Oh and I believe this part deserves to appear here bc why not? <3
"Omae ... "
"Omae? Like you? Or omae...
""Omae wa mou shinderu.""
Also can we appreciate that Kohaku chose Mad Hatter for the drip? 👏👏
From what I noticed..It seems like Distorted Party part 3 focused on Aira kinda and Distorted Party Part 4 focused on Kohaku!
Oh, and we also see Kohaku getting/unlocking a secret color outfit so yayy!
That's basically it! My brain isn't working rn and I still haven't reviewed for my exam tomorrow soo..Byeeee see you next time on..FANFIC THEORY
Sorry for the delay on this one! I completely forgot to eat and I got forced to eat dinner lmao
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