#text me xoxo

[shitouttabuck]

for @onward--upward, who texted me screenshots of this scene at 3am the night before 7x03 dropped

#q i need to know every thought you’ve ever had please never stop texting me in the middle of the night xoxo #not ignoring the horrible intended homophobia of this scene but as q said: v unintentional foreshadowing? perhaps? #911 abc #911 #i do not care abt buck/tommy past it MAYBE catalysing buck’s bisexuality. to be clear. however and IF ever that happens. big if. BUT #always always always on board w a queer journey of self discovery #also: theres always room in the clown car

[notdelusionalatall]

#myspace #myspace aesthetic #webcore #emo #scene #emo aesthetic #scene aesthetic #old internet #internetcore #web graphic #2000s #early 2000s #myspace era #y2k #y2k aesthetic #2000s aesthetic #glitter #glitter aesthetic #mid 2000s #myspace era aesthetic #nostalgia #blingee aesthetic #scenecore #myspace glitter #myspace gif #myspace graphic #blingee #hating me won't make you prettier #xoxo #text

[greyeyedmonster-18]

(my favorite part of working with old men is how many ELLIPSES they use in their e-mails/communication.

"Okay...meeting at 12:15...see you then..."

like SIR, that was a perfectly articulate sentence, and yet it sounds so ominous and uncertain. never change)

#and then you meet them and theyre just like kind and lovely and olf #one man uses speech to text and doesn't include punctuation so the computer does it for him #idk what everyone elses excuse is #but it gives me a chuckle #and i'm there like 'sounds great xoxo'

[conartisthaiji]

It's award season (unconfirmed)! Give some of your mutuals silly little awards.

WELCOME TO LYZ'S MUTUALS AWARDS CEREMONY

@prick-love-for-pricking wins the Architect Committee Award (hands you a mini building that also stores post-it notes)

@pathos-logical wins the Number One Image Descriptor Award (cannot thank u enough for ur service)

@setsu-nana wins the WLW Anime Award (thanks for putting bocchi on my dash; it's why i watched it)

@literalliterature wins the Best Dndtual Award (how are keet and yonder doing btw)

@lovenergy wins the Lovetual Award (yes it's in the name but also ur so sweet like that is such a suitable url for you)

@ghostpot wins the Kuroken Award (your kuroken is still my fave <3)

@clementinecoastline wins the Number One Genshin Impactual Award (may ao3 user heartslogos continue to feed you)

@wormcoded wins the Number One Bugtual Award (gives you a moth)

@verytendou wins the Yuri Soldier Award (we're going to make runayachi win the hqfemslash bracket or die trying)

(we interrupt this program to ask if you have voted for runayachi yet)

@artiemisiaa wins the Vocaloidtual Award (i have learned so much about miku and the other vocaloids thru you)

@reineyday wins the Kuroyaku Award (kuroo and yaku will now kiss)

@snackzimmerman wins the Check Pleasetual Award (in all my years on tumblr you are the ONLY mutual who puts check please on my dash)

@mistarover wins the Number One Boy Grouptual Award (keep putting men on my dash)

@theirtheretheyre wins the Autism Award (congrats)

@monstrsball wins the Iwa(oi)suga Award (iwaizumi and suga will now kiss)

@kimbapisnotsushi wins the Bravery Award (you are genuinely so brave. and willing to commit to things. i appreciate it)

@huiplash wins Mutual of the Year (who else will have matching bios with me)

and all my other mutuals have won a big kith <3 thanks for being mutuals with me xoxo

thanks for attending LOL

#lyz talks #oh my goddd this was actually so challenging??? coming up with the awards was so hard i spent too long on this #also i have some new mutuals (and mutuals through itachiyamaas/runayachi. im terrible with tracking the sideblog mutuals sowwy) #BUT DONT WORRY I STILL LOVE YOU!! next time ill give u an award because u deserve one too xoxo #and ofc some older mutuals who i dont really talk to but i still cherish our interactions!!! thanks for sticking around #and finally...to the few irls on here. idk if you'll see this post but: i love you. text me <3

[coquelicoq]

i have so many strategies and policies for writing work emails. and the thing is i used to think they were all super self-evident, until i started training people who did not do ANY of this and it all had to be explained. i was like, i don't know why clients love me, maybe because i'm adorable? but then i discovered i actually had to tell my coworkers to say "thank you" in emails and was like hmmm. maybe it's because i'm adorable AND i say thank you in emails. further research is needed.

#i'm writing a document right now as a reference for a coworker who's going to cover for me when i'm on vacation #and part of it is about emails cuz i thought i would provide some text to use in response to really common requests #which somehow ballooned into advice on general email etiquette (of which i have a huge amount) #but i'm going to have to edit it down because i am afraid it sounds condescending #like to tell a person who knows to say 'thank you' is so condescending but! ime lots of people DON'T know to do that! #i'm just trying to be like 'please don't burn all the bridges i have spent the last 12 years building with my clients xoxo' #but honestly if they suck at it then my clients will just be glad when i'm back lol #my posts #i do think it is at least partly adorability though because a lot of these people last saw me in person when i was like 25 #i did not want to be adorable but i was. i know this now. i was adorable.

[ybcpatrick]

ninja sex party band of all time. goodnight broskis

#shut up kell #ninja brian call me. actually text me bc i know u don't talk baby xoxo

[fleshadept]

transfem ed is a bad take because the point of the show was that you can be gentle and kind and compassionate and vulnerable and loving and not only still be a man, but be a better man for it, and y’all saw ed acting the slightest bit outside of the confines of violent masculinity and said “No. that makes him a woman actually”

#not against trans headcanons obviously #but she/her’ing ed constantly and pretending it’s accurate to the point of the show and the text itself is just entirely missing the point #that is not the story being told here. #delete later #probably #this has been pissing me off xoxo #as someone who struggles being comfortable identifying with masculinity this show was a fucking godsend of examples of healthy masculinity #so when y’all were like ummm no actually that’s not masculinity that was just ed having a woman moment #gnashing biting growling snarling ripping tearing

[boatemtown]

mariana only interacted with people today to get things from them (materials, gifts, to turn rainbow) and just continued to work on his house while everyone else was doing lore

#elmariana #qsmp #its funny because he was like mmm no lore for me today. just gimme things xoxo #text*

[giinity]

bro dnp games is back and we are getting a consistent spooky week??? genuinely never thought i would live to see the day the world is healing fr (or just reverting back to 2015)

(which is, in a sense, healing)

#no bc why did my MOTHER text me like ‘hey those guys you were obsessed with are back’ like WHAT #why is my mother a bigger fan than i am smh i’m slacking #time to go reread phan (tm) and bawl my eyes out xoxo i’m so glad the gays are back #dan and phil #dnpgames #dnp #spooky week

[popstr]

[TEXT] - i’ll seduce you with cool scientific facts.

[ 22:04 : pretentious italian 🥵🔥 ] not a guy interested in the " tried and true " methods, huh? [ 22:04 : pretentious italian 🥵🔥 ] idk how ur retention is, smart guy, but if memory serves, u already took care of the seduction part. thoroughly. i'm certainly not abt to resist a repeat of those weeks. [ 22:05 : pretentious italian 🥵🔥 ] and i'm REAL bad with scientific facts. hope u think explaining basic science concepts to a grown man is sexy. [ 22:05 : pretentious italian 🥵🔥 ] mostly grown, anyway. just gonna go ahead and make that short joke before u have the chance to. i like to cover my bases. [ 22:06 : pretentious italian 🥵🔥 ] anyway guess we've already established u like a challenge, so u know what? i'm game. not like u don't already know i'm bad at smart shit so i trust u know what u are gettin into. [ 22:07 : pretentious italian 🥵🔥 ] only problem is i'm in nyc and i assume u are still in italy? probably could buzz over for a weekend but not til thursday evening at earliest bc i got work stuff. benefit on monday and guest teaching at 2 day broadway camp for high school kids on wed-thurs. in case u think public service is hot. [ 22:08 : pretentious italian 🥵🔥 ] hold on, isn't it like 4am where u are??

#swnsn #xoxo love simeon sommerfeld. ( responses ) #sim vc: i don't care abt a double text buzz buzz it's me again motherfucker #the way he's not even technically italian is the funniest part of this tbh #* swnsn 001.

[dykedivorce]

dreamt about reuniting with my friend on the 5th anniversary of the last time we talked. hm. not a big dream interpreter but I feel like it might mean something

#wrote her a text it's in the send box. i feel sick. being vulnerable with someone with whom you dont know where you stand is agonizing tbh! #conjuring my therapist's voice while i white-knuckle my phone ''there is strength in vulnerability it's the first step to #a richer emotional landscape'' #okay ELISA but the emotional landscape is too rich it's overflowing with riches!! in fact. it could stand to be poorer #realistically worst case scenario she answers yeah i fucking hate your guts for the way being in love with me made you a terrible friends #best case scenario she goes omg nooo i thought YOU hated me all this time im so happy 2 hear from u i miss you exactly as much as u miss me #most probable scenario though is just. mild response. #oh hi it's been a while! idk why we stopped talking either. my life is very different now and we dont have much in common anymore. xoxo #i sent the text im gnna frow up . i hauve covid from being 2 open emotionally remind me to never do that again

[arionawrites]

1. it’s my 24th birthday today, so my goal of being published by the time i’m 25 is now a one year looming monster, but i never specified what kind of published and am currently looking in various literary magazines that are recommended for writers who have yet to be published, so i’m surprisingly confident that i can make it work? and tbh even if whatever i write isn’t officially published before my 25th birthday, if i have someone in the process of being published then i’ll be happy!! no matter what though, i’m gonna try to be proud of myself for at least giving it my best shot!!

2. i honestly love that my birthday is on the ides of march because the ides of march meme shitposting is only a thing on tumblr but it also being my birthday makes it easier to like. be excited about the ides of march outside of tumblr. like even in person i can be like “it’s my birthday! i’m an ides of march babe (:” and if someone is like oh what’s that? or if they say something along the lines of oh like julius caesar? i can be like yep!! and even if it’s a small thing outside of tumblr it brings me immense enjoyment and amusement being able to bring it up off of tumblr

3. transportation situation has been very rough since june 2023 when i totalled my car, my gap insurance are being assholes and i ended up putting my foot down on the phone with them yesterday which i’m pretty proud of because i am NOT a confrontational person (something i’ve been working on this past year, so seeing some improvement with my ability to hold my ground and not be a pushover yesterday was very cool!!) i was told i’d get a response from them by friday next week no matter what, and if i don’t then friday of next week i will continue to wreak havoc upon them. but my moms car which i’ve been using since my accident broke down yesterday, hopefully it’s fixable but my parents were saying it might be done for, so trying to think of how i’m gonna get to work next week is kind of stressing me out lmao, but for now i’m just gonna focus on enjoying my birthday the best i can because i don’t want to start off being 24 with an overwhelming anxiety for something that won’t be a potential issue until monday. plus i already messaged my boss today to let her know that i’m going to do everything i can to make it work out but just so she’s in the loop and knows of the potential of me not being able to make my morning shifts (one of my coworkers said she’s more than happy to give me a ride for our afternoon shifts which does help relieve some of the stress!) and i told her i’d let her know for sure sunday so that if necessary she can have time to figure out someone to fill in for me in the mornings!

overall: life is weird and i ended being 23 yesterday with a shitty situation but a positive outlook and i am going to enjoy my first day of being 24 no matter what because honestly i fucking earned it. happy friday everyone, i hope it’s a good day for you and me both!

#aritalks #i did cry a little bit when i first woke up because i dont really know what to do about work and also i hate not having a car i can use #not only because of the work aspect but also getting my license when i was 18 gave me a freedom i didn’t have before #and i don’t like having to rely on other people just to like go to the fucking store or something yk #but then my best friend/roommate messaged me happy birthday and i was like fuck it! today is going to be a good day! #the stressful uncertainties can wait until tomorrow #also one of my best friends who hasn’t said happy birthday to me the past two years #(not intentionally im p sure they were just busy on my birthdays the past two years #and then had that moment of ‘oh shit i didnt send a message fuck i think its too late now’ which i totally get bc anxiety things yk) #was one of the first people to message me happy birthday!! #i’m also hoping to still be able to go see my mom and then stay the night at my dads tonight #so i can see both my parents and also my baby siblings for my birthday #my dads working today but after he texted happy birthday i sent him a text asking if he thinks we could still make it work #my mom is asleep still i think (she called me at midnight and left a voicemail singing happy birthday!! but her sleep schedule has been all #over the place recently so i’m waiting until 11:30 to call her which is in like 30 mins) #but she said something yesterday about driving out to me to give me a hug and also bring me my diabetes stuff that got delivered #(her house is my mailing address because i know it’s not going to change bc it’s my great grandparents house that she’s partially inhereting #when my great grandpa dies but since i have moved out of my dads my address has changed twice and i didnt have a mailbox at my last place so #just for the sake of consistency and not having to worry about important shit getting sent to the wrong address i’ve had her house as my #mailing address since i moved out of my dads at 19) #so i think i’m gonna ask her if she can just pick me up instead so i can go to her house w her and hang out with her #and hopefully my dad will be able to at least stop by with my siblings so i can see them too #i’d like to stay the night with them but if we can’t make it happen then i can also stay the night w my mom and hopefully tomorrow figure #out the car situation. might have to rent a car for a week if i can afford it? best case scenario is my moms car can be fixed but i still #dont know whats wrong with it ik there are two potential problems and one is fixable the other is not #the fixable one would cost like $150-$400 to fix depending on if we get a used part or a new one #if its $150-$200 ish i can probably afford to pay for the whole thing or at least most of it #but if its more than that hopefully my dad or one of my family members can help #and i can just pay them back in like $50 increments with my next few paychecks #just realized i said i wouldnt worry abt the car thing today and also i think im at tag limit to i’ll stop now lmao xoxo gossip girl ❤️

[twelverriver]

If APA has a million haters, i'm one of them. if APA has one hater, i'm that hater. if APA has no haters i'm no longer on this earth <3

#why cant no one tell me how to cite an episode of a tv show in text in 6th edition i'm literally gonna scream !!!! #i. hate academic writing oh god #someone free me from this hell pls xoxo #jana.txt #i vent

[transboysokka]

Yeah I mean even a year or two ago I’d be taking advantage of the three day weekend to take a trip or at LEAST a day trip/hike

And now I’m like “yay more time to be in bed :) “

and my only goal for myself was to clean the house which is still a shambles

#this is making me REALLY fucking sad I’m too young for this shit #every second I’m not at work is just spent in bed I’m not exaggerating… #clarifying this is more due to chronic illness than depression ok xoxo #text #tian talks

[ghooulishh]

Pop in.

Flood the dash.

Post a selfie.

Pop out.

#selfie #me #personal #text #blue eyes #send me asks #i'm bored #alternative #alt girl #girls with glasses #selfie sunday #angel bites #piercings #oh hi #xoxo

[xxrat--punkxx]

is it normal to disassociate and have a breakdown over the fact that I am not a hunter in Yharnam as soon as I stopped playing Bloodborne for the first time...

#i uhhh yeah #so i played bloodborne properly for thr first time today... #it went well #actually no it didn't im not very good at the game #but im trying xoxo #i got so fucking lost and accidentally ended up at the level cap boss #i forgot his name oops #didnt even know abt cleric beast until someone told me it was there ripppp #yeqah but i am normal abt this game #ive wanted to play it for literlally so long but i could never get past those two werewolves at the bridge bit at the start #but nah #stopped playing and like 10 minutes later i got so irrationally upset and angry that i wasn't a hunter #like at least if the universe was gonna make me british they could at least make me a hunter #now im shopping for the hunters iconic outfit because omfg what a fit #text #cursed #bloodborne