#but nah

[ricky-mortis]

Holy bastard is such a silly ship

#i love it so much #crackships are the best #and crackships with Ted? #even better #something about Joey characters and Curt characters #love em #this was meant to be a doodle #but nah #holy bastard #mark chasity #ted spankoffski #curt mega #joey richter #hatchetfield #my art

[snapyobbg]

Shit post idfk

#shit post #sonadow #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #what the fuck #i swear #imma kms #procreate #fanart #sonic fanart #but nah

[codgod]

y’know generally i try to limit colour palettes to as few colours as possible to make things more cohesive but despite my best efforts only jay ended up being able to stick to that </3

ANYWAYS here’s the as-of-right-now fully updated designs for these dickheads. these will no doubt undergo even more tweaking as i draw them more but this is a start i guess. also pls open the pictures to look at them properly i worked so hard LOL

some random notes under the cut yaaaay

chip —

he jingles when he walks. somehow he’s still stealthy. i do not know how

kept the platinum ring that bonded him to gillion in the block! because hey he doesn’t really have a reason to take it off (and it’s a nice reminder of how much gill cares about him, and how far their friendship has come since that ice arena)

his tattoos shift and flicker like actual flames, and sometimes (harmless, purely aesthetic) sparks fly off them when he’s excited

i just think smoke coming out of his mouth when he’s angry would be cool :]

chipped teeth from biting rocks and coins all the time :/

he has scars from the red lightning, they’re just mostly contained to his back and shoulders. they’re a similar red to his coat even once they’ve healed

gillion —

the tail sleeve thing is so he can rest it on the ground without damaging his scales, he doesn’t usually wear it when he’s just on the ship because the wood is soft enough that it’s usually fine + it can hinder swimming a bit. it’s mostly meant for places where there’s cobblestone or gravel streets and such. i think his armour would probably have a version that looks similar but covers the whole tail minus the fins, maybe with some armour plating of its own. i didn’t draw it because there wasn’t any room lol

his scars from the lightning are pink mostly because red stood out too much tbh. they softly glow in the dark the same as his coral and the pink parts of his fins

also kept his ring! his hands aren’t really made for jewellery, though, because the webbing means it won’t sit very secure on his finger. so he keeps it on the same chain as the necklace he got from aslana to keep it safe

tried to make him look a bit bulkier and more his age than in my original design? i feel like i was leaning too much into the naivety and. shortness. originally lol. he also has thicker eyebrows now and i’m still trying to decide how i feel about them but i think? i like it? i don’t tend to give many character thin eyebrows so it could’ve been a unique thing for him but alas

i think i made the sword too small but like ignore that

also forgor to include pretzel </3 that’s okay though she can get her own design sheet later. she’s special like that

jay —

i believe in tall jay supremacy

blue magic! i was considering gold but that’d look a bit more like a canary than i wanted for her wings so. blue jay :]

her hair is supposed to look kinda like fire to mimic her dad ! kinda showing that even if she runs from her family and the navy they’ll always be a part of her. and also i just like drawing messy hair

i gave her sturdier gloves just because i feel like it fits her better. also changed up the shirt to more of a button up solely because i don’t like tank tops very much LOL

i did WANT to make her outfit a bit flashier to match the boys better but i couldn’t quite figure out where to Put the flash. maybe that’ll come later, the way the story’s going i might get to design some cool prosthetics for her or something

overall —

because there’s just so many fucking colours i triiied to add at least one or two colours from each of them into the others designs. jay has her necklace with each of their main colours on it, her wings are the same blue as gillions eyes, her jacket and right eye are the same dark blue as destiny’s blade, her hair is the same orange as the lighter part of chips tattoos. chip has a dark green sash under all the belts, the same as the hilt of destiny’s blade. they all use the same shades of black, gold, and brown

the only real exception is gillion doesn’t have anything from the other two because he has Such a specific colour palette and he already had so much going on as-is orz jay was obviously the easiest to do this with because she has both warm and cool colours in her palette by default lol (and i did her design last, so that helps)

#.png #jrwi #jrwi riptide #just roll with it #jrwi chip #gillion tidestrider #jay ferin #jrwi spoilers #THEYRE FINALLY DONE zoo wee mama #the lines are thicker on the little armour drawings because i did the sketch thing and then went yk what. good enough. and just coloured tha #also got rid of gills button nose it was too annoying to draw #i’m so used to straight and aquiline noses #another thing that could’ve been unique for him in terms of my character designs #but nah #pls ignore that i drew them all standing on diff planes/angles btw i wasn’t trying very hard w that #weirdly proud of myself for managing to give them all pretty unique profiles #that’s normally something i kinda get stuck on. drawing people from the side #in different ways besides nose shape

[teecupangel]

Desmond being bored and deciding to make a retelling of his ancestors for shaun or historians of the assassin's. Except he 'accidentally' makes it public and it goes viral, given that sometimes its Desmond and other times its his ancestors from the bleeding effect

The Assassins desperately needed a win.

After the Great Purge, the Assassins were left imprison in a sinking ship.

William Miles and Gavin Banks tried their best to protect and hide what was left but it was a losing battle.

It made people desperate.

Desperate enough to place their fate in Desmond Miles.

Desmond Miles, the runaway son of William Miles.

Desmond Miles, the descendant to Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad and Ezio Auditore.

The golden boy of the Assassins.

He didn’t really care much about him.

Rebecca Crane was his tech support so he never even met the great Desmond Miles.

He was stuck here, in the basement of a loud club in Berlin, doing his job as one of the contact persons of Erudito.

Most of the time, he just helped Erudito fuck Abstergo’s shit up.

Or try to anyway.

Abstergo does have one of the most impressive security system money can buy.

They were slowly chipping on it though.

Most of Erudito were still trying to throw rocks at the digital bullet proof system Abstergo has while he and the best of Erudito hack into another company who uses the same system to find its weaknesses that they can use against Abstergo.

They were so close to a break through.

And he may have drunk 6 or 7 energy drinks for the last 62 hours so he actually thought he was hallucinating for a moment when he clicked the link one of the Erudito hackers he was working with had spent with the message “dude, isn’t he one of yours? O.o”.

It was a youtube video.

Of Desmond Miles…

In that motherfucking (should certainly be) secret hideout in Italy.

With that motherfucking statue of Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad behind him, completely clear on view.

“So you wanted to know what Ezio was doing while he was looking for Cesare Borgia, right, Shaun? You went out and I know I’ll be back in the Animus by the time you get here so I’m recording this so you can watch it while I’m stuck in the Animus.”

“So… Cesare left Roma after he failed to kill Ezio and got sent to Castel Sant’Angelo.”

He blinked.

Was…

Was Desmond Miles giving a history lesson???

Oh, fuck, he was.

And he just namedropped Machiavelli and Leonardo as Ezio’s companions who were also looking for where Cesare was transferred after he escaped and got captured again in Firenze.

And…

He had started to speak in Italian.

Not only that…

His entire demeanor, even the way he sat had changed.

He had only heard about it.

The Bleeding Effect.

Desmond Miles was bleeding as Ezio Auditore in a fucking video in the internet.

His second phone began to rang and he prayed to every holy and demonic being that it wasn’t William Miles.

No matter what William Miles say, he cannot just scrub that video from the internet.

It was obvious (6 millions views! What the fuck!!!) that someone out there had already downloaded this video and taking it down would just spark more controversy.

He looked at the number and knew exactly who was calling him.

He accepted the call and said immediately, “What the fuck, Crane. Why did Miles upload a video to fucking Youtube?!”

Rebecca groaned and he could hear Lucy Stillman and Shaun Hastings shouting in the background, most probably ripping Desmond Miles a new one.

“The phone he used to record it automatically uploads to Youtube.”

He blinked.

“That is bullshit.”

“It’s true! It’s one of Lucy’s burner phones and she didn’t even change the settings at all! It defaulted to that kind of setting!”

“No phone has an automatic upload to Youtube and you know it.”

“I know but this one does! It’s so weird! It’s like… something weird is going on here!”

“I’d believe it more if you said Miles wanted to publish it as unlisted but fucked up.”

Rebecca groaned once more.

A phone that automatically uploads to Youtube.

That was such bullshit.

.

.

(Rebecca is telling the truth. The phone is a weird one and Lucy can’t even remember where she got it. Almost like… it was always there. Dun dun dun)

#i could have made this in the same au #as the tasting history-esque au #but nah #i wanted to make this a much more #holy shit #moment for the assassins XD #assassin's creed #desmond miles #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed #ask and answer

[sandradoodles]

Part three, everybody!

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#miraculous ladybug #ladynoir #marichat #lovesquare #confessions comic #sandra draws #I'm still figuring out how to draw them #which I probably should have done before #but nah #always be sure to tenderly hold your girl's hand while telling her about your other girl #ladybug #chat noir #I'm pretty proud of this one ngl #that last panel of the two of them together is some of my best work

[aucoba]

I am so sad people are being such dicks about the finale. Yes the season went freackingly (too) fast. Yes I cried and screamed and have some criticisms about how it was done. Yes I feel a bit underwhelmed after such an amazing first season

BUT

This finale wasn't a "disrespect" to us, we weren't mocked or punished or anything like that! The artists did the best they could with what they got, which was so fucking little! They brought us many fulfilling love stories and I won't care for any half wit sad hearted insults and far fetched interpretations you might cook yourself up, trying to make sense of your feelings you twats.

#I love stories and how people try to make sense of things. But once it's used to shit on what you once loved? #But if it's used to shit on what you once loved? #The' you're Izzy from s1 #And never really saw Izzy in s2 #I had a bad day #Needed to feel better and hoped I could find it with you here #But nah #Apparently that ain't your cup of tee #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 #stede bonnet #edward teach #ofmd season 2 #izzy hands #con o'neill #David jenkins #They fucking gave us a storm! #And a merman stede réunion sequence #And an other pirate crew #And lesbian pirates #If disappointment is enough to tarnish it all for you then you need therapy #Or glasses

[msue0027]

plot armor is one of the worst things that could happen to a character in the whoniverse

#doctor who #dw #torchwood #those are only ones i've been watcjing so far #so maybe i should not be talking after all #but yeah #the doctor #jack harkness #someone save them #i'm tempted to say the master with their modified armour that left them dead after every story #and yet always bring them back #somehow #but nah #let's leave their trauma for fanfic writers to dissect them like a rat; to observe them like an insect

[lnkedmyheart]

Its really funny that people think Dazai could make Chuuya break down in tears, that boy didnt even cry when all his best friends died.

Also Dazai would literally never try to break him emotionally. Idk but he has never done it before and I dont see him doing it again. You genuinely canNOT ignore how much power Chuuya has over Dazai.

#soukoku #not saying theuy are perfect #they are mentally unwell unstable idiots #raised on the streets before ending up in the mafia #ofcourse they have bad traits #but nah

[matt-the-radar-techncian]

Was pearl always a slave to rose?

Lol no, not even a question. It's probably more productive to ask "was Pearl ever a slave to Rose?"

From the very beginning, Rose talked to Pearl, asked for her input, and encouraged her to share her feelings. The idea to spend time on Earth together and for Pink Diamond to take on the form of a rose quartz in the first place was Pearl's idea. Along with Rose and Pearl were the founding members of the Crystal Gems. Pearl and Rose would both step out of the roles that gem society forced on them and tried to create a new world together where they can be free to enjoy life as equals

Even after all this, Pearl still can't help but have doubts, that her new path is somehow "wrong," and that being independent and even thinking for herself is a bridge too far, and asks Rose to order her to stop being independent and free

And how does Rose respond?

"Please, don't ever stop."

As for the vow to keep the truth about Pink Diamond a secret, I think it's more than just than Rose not wanting Pearl to tell anyone, it's that she truly wanted to leave that part of herself behind forever. Keeping the truth a secret effectively made sure Pink Diamond, and all the parts of herself she hated, were truly "dead." It's no surprise that Pearl was willing to keep the secret, even from people like Garnet and Bismuth. But when Steven comes along and starts asking more and more questions, Pearl makes the choice to help him learn the truth, even if she can't directly tell him herself. (If she didn't want to help him or couldn't, she simply wouldn't have)

Even after Rose's death Pearl keeps fighting to protect the world that she and Rose worked so hard for. They had spent their whole lives, on the order of 6,000 years together, and Rose was the one who helped her gain freedom and to choose her own path. When Rose does give up her life (which, keep in mind, isn't something that immortal beings like gems would usually have to deal with or learn to accept) for some reason Pearl doesn't fully understand yet, it takes her time to overcome the pain of loss, and overcome it she does. Pearl isn't a slave, she's just mourning, I think she's deserved it a little

#but nah #pearl is just a slave to rose #she always was #come on #did we even watch the same show #steven universe #su #pearl #rose quartz #pearlrose

[just-a-domesticated-cryptid]

someone : the creepypasta fandom SUCKS because it's filled with CRINGE and y'all are EMBARRASSING

everyone within earshot:

#this is so funny to me #the replies of some people are really flooring me #its 2 am and i should finish some essay #but nah #this is more entertaining #i hope yall have a goodnight #and have fun making some cringe ocs #like 'insert name' the killer #the way god intended #Creepypasta #creepypasta fandom

[dittoqueeno]

Tea Time with Barbatos

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me comic #obey me mc #nun mc #my art #this was supposed to be serious #but nah #you bet barbs has baby photos #also this is for that person i keep seeing on my dash that wants more barb content lmao

[imstalkingurblog]

Imagine being so rich you buy twitter for 10s of billions of dollars just for the lulz and then realize that wasn’t a good financial decision, so you plan to charge users $8/month for a feature that has been free since it’s existence just to recoup some money from your bad decision, but then that looks to lead to twitter’s downfall. Imagine.

#couldn’t be me #what if #hear me out #what if elon bought twitter for this very reason #to cause it’s downfall on purpose #but nah #i doubt it #he’s too much of a dude bro chad to do that #twitter #elon musk #stay woke

[star4daisy]

writing the silliest rosekiller fic when I told myself I'd never write one where they weren't batshit crazy lol life turns around but also this is so much fun

#THEY ARE SO DUMB #PRATICALLY MARRIED #BUT NAH #JUST FRIENDS #its the cruise fic #based on that video #rosekiller #idiots in love #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #ao3 #slytherin skittles #fanfic #marauders

[jacks347]

I'm about to go into full crackpot tinfoil hat theorizing so feel free to tell me I'm being stupid about this but hear me out.

So, the shade that Milo and Sweetheart fought when they first met (because I was one of the probably many that went back and relistened to Milo after that April Fools video) was more intelligent than most shades which was why it was so dangerous, right? And it was at the E&E Games feeding on people, right?

What if that wasn't an accident or some freak phenomenon? What if it was a test? A prototype for a bigger project? Oh say...the Inversion?

Now, I haven't fully listened to Closeknit or Avior's whole story so I am missing a lot of details that would probably help me here but fuck it, we ball.

Do you think the shade was a prototype test subject from Closeknit or the Sovereigns to see what they could do? See how long it would take for someone to notice the shade was there and take it down? To see how much they could get away with? Did they wait for the E&E Games to come back to Dahlia specifically to unleash their full project because of it? Was the Department's lackluster response to the one shade give them the confidence to believe they could pull it off without much interference? Cause I love Sweetheart, don't get me wrong, but they were still a newbie on their first mission being assigned to a shade. Mind you, they wanted to elevate the problem when they figured out it was a shade but still, first impressions.

I dont know what this is, it's 1 AM, my brain is shutting down and I'm 97% sure someone has thought of this and talked about it before but fuck y'all, this is my show.

#i really should sleep #might gain back some brain power #and some sense of a filter #but nah #sleep is for the weak #and filters are for the cowardly too afraid to speak their minds #asmr roleplay #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart

[shadow0-1]

Shooting practice

#call of duty #modern warfare #blender renders #call of duty modern warfare #mwii #cod mwii #simon riley #i was originally gonna do a version with his gloves on #but nah #tshirt and vest like his bf #and ugly ass tattoo #friend says i have an arm kink #maybe. what of it

[tea-time-terrier]

She kind of just loved him since day one.

#I think pig is missing mr laundry #I was fully braced for her to be a bit grumpy (she doesn't love sharing things) #but nah #this goofy guy could get away with murder #turnpike #mr laundry