Incorrect quotes#748 Hell-a Dog Cop 2
Luke,Beel & Cerby roped You and Simeon to Dog Cop
Luke*In a cop Halloween costume*Ah! Ahh!*Slaps Beelzebub*Who are you? Who sent you?!
Beel*Who is acting, Speaking French*
Luke: What the hell is that?*Looks back at Cerberus*
Cerb*In his Dog Cop Mode*"I think he's speaking French"
Luke: French? What kind of Demon speaks French?! Tell him to stop playin' around and talk right!
Cerb"How can I tell him? I don't speak French"
Luke: Ah! Talk right, man!*Slaps Beelzebub again*
Beel*STILL Speaking French*!?!
Luke: No! You're Demon! Stop humiliatin' yourself. Shut the hell up. Shut up. Come here!
Cerb"We're gonna need a few minutes alone with this guy, Find someone here who speaks French, please"
Luke: Speak English! *Shaking Beelzebub by his collar*
Mc*In a Nurse costume goes over to open the door* Uh, this is Sister Simeon from the chapel upstairs. he speaks fluent French and has agreed to interpret for you
Luke: Sister, we appreciate you doin' this
Sim*In a Nun costume, Happy to see Luke playing with Beel and Cerberus, you look VERY attractive in that nurse get up*My pleasure~
Cerb"Sister Simeon, please ask who sent him"
...Luke wanting to be the crazy cop like his bird daddy-AND PLEASE SIMEON IN A NUN OUTFIT YOUR WELCOME FOR THE MIND VISUAL-
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The high priest: MC, you can tell me if something's bothering you.
MC: *smiles* I am fine, Your Reverence.
The high priest: ...
The high priest: Elena had a dream about you again.
MC: *still smiling* What exactly was that dream, Your Reverence?
The high priest: I had dreamed of it too.
The high priest: You were talking to a demon. And...
The high priest: You were not wearing those clothes anymore.
MC: *chuckles* You're imagining too much. Aren't dreams supposedly mean the opposite thing?
The high priest: ...
The high priest: I'll be glad if you'll meet an angel rather than a demon. Since that's all we had promised. You and Elena.
MC: *mutters* I hope it includes dying in a peaceful way.
The high priest: Did you say something?
MC: *smiles* No, Your Reverence. I must go and see Mother Superior now. *bows their head then leaves*
The high priest: ...
The high priest: *looks at the sky* Heavens, this child is lying. Aren't they? *has a sad and worried expression*
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The abbess: I've rejected the new noviciates that want to enter our church.
MC: Thank you for listening to me, Mother Superior..
The abbess: ...
The abbess: Are you still not going to tell me the reason why?
MC: *smiles* I don't want to stress you out.
The abbess: Is it because I'm old and you see me as incompetent?
MC: *kneels in front of her* *reaches for her hand, holding it gently* You're like a mother to me. I only want what's best for you.
The abbess: ...
The abbess: You can go back to your room now. You're done for today.
MC: Thank you, Mother Superior. *stood up* *bows their head then leaves*
The abbess: ...
The abbess: *starts sobbing*
*She has seen the death's shadow following them*
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Lucifer: Are you really sure about this?
MC: Yes. *lying in their bed* *their eyes closed*
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: After this, you can never go back.
MC: But I can still do harm, can't I?
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: This is too much.
MC: No. This is nothing.
Lucifer: *his grip on the knife tightens*
MC: *opens their eyes* *smiles*
Lucifer: I'm sorry. *goes to kiss their hand*
MC: Please clean up after you're done.
Lucifer: *smiles* *has calmed down* Alright.
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Barbatos and Diavolo: *shocked when they see MC standing before them*
Lucifer: Barbatos, MC has done what you have requested. Now do what we asked you to do.
Barbatos: ...
Barbatos: I never thought you would do it willingly.
MC: Saving a hundred lives in exchange of mine? I would be glad to.
Diavolo: *clears throat* But before that, you need to change your clothes.
MC: Ah, forgive me. I had to stain it with my blood so no one other than Lucifer would think of collecting my soul.
Barbatos: ...
Barbatos: Are you referring to Archangel Simeon?
Lucifer: Yes. We had an encounter.
Diavolo: You're quite famous with the two realms.
MC: And infamous with my own. I know. *smiles*
Lucifer: *looks at them proudly*
Diavolo: ...
Diavolo: Follow me. I will be explaining what you have gotten yourself into.
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Simeon: Here. This is the only thing I've got. *gives her the pendant MC was holding before they died*
Their sister: ...
Their sister: Is he... not going to be here?
Simeon: No. I'm afraid they're in another place now.
Their sister: *starts to tear up* But... He promised that he would see me...
Simeon: ...
Simeon: *pats her shoulder* They have other plans. But I'll make sure to check on them. Don't worry.
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*20 years into the past*
MC's father: MC, can you help your mother in the kitchen? Since we're almost done here.
MC: *9 years old* Are you sure? These logs are heavy.
MC's father: *chuckles* *has lost his arm while fighting for the safety of his country*
MC's father: Yes. Now go and help your mother.
MC: *nods*
MC: Mom?
MC's mother: MC, thank goodness. Are you here to help?
MC: Yes.
MC's mother: *smiles* Thank you. Can you wash the dishes while I breastfeed your baby sister? She has been crying.
MC: *nods* I'll continue doing all the housework, Mom. Please take some rests.
MC's mother: *pats their head* You're such a responsible kid. I'm sure your sister will be proud to have you as her big brother.
MC: *smiles* Just go, Mom.
MC's mother: *chuckles* Okay.
*at the dinner table*
MC's father: Honey, I've received a news from the capital. There are some bandits that trespass people's houses and— *pauses* *looks at MC*
MC: *listening to him*
MC's father: MC, can you go upstairs with your sister? I need to keep the conversation private.
MC: *nods* *gets their sister and do as told*
*once they're out of earshot*
MC's father: Honey, we need to leave this place.
MC's mother: Are you sure? I can protect this household.
MC's father: *shakes his head* The bandits are too great in number. I don't want to take the risks.
MC's mother: *smiles* I understand. Should we get everything ready before midnight?
MC's father: Yes. Thank you.
MC: *cradles their little sister*
Their little sister: *is still wide awake*
MC: Can't you sleep because I don't cradle you like Mom?
Their little sister: *giggles*
MC: *smiling*
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The chief of the village: I know you're already out of service. But we badly need your help. We need every men to help us capture those bandits who have been caused of everyone's nightmares.
MC's father: *looks at his wife and kids*
MC's father: I'll help. If you promise that you'll put my family to safety.
The chief: I promise.
MC's mother: Honey...
MC's father: It's going to be alright. *then focuses his attention on MC*
MC: *has understood it immediately*
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The chief: Just walk through to this tunnel and you'll see the others at the other side.
The chief: Please be careful.
MC's mother: We will. Thank you.
The chief: *watches as they disappear into the darkness*
The chief: Please forgive me.
MC's mother: MC! Grab your sister and escape from here!
MC: But Mom!
MC's mother: *defends herself and her kids from the bandits* Your mother can fight! Don't worry about me!
The bandits: *laughs in amusement*
MC: Mom—
*Someone grabbed them from behind*
MC's mother: *her eyes widened* MC— *got stabbed on the shoulder*
MC: MOOOOM!!!!
The man: Be quiet kid. If you want to live with this baby. *then pulls them away*
MC: MOOOOM! MOOOOOM!!!!
MC's mother: MC...
*when they're already at the end of the tunnel*
The man: ...
The man: *lets go of MC* Run, kid. Don't even try to get back inside.
MC: ...
MC: What happened to my mom? How about my dad?
The man: ...
The man: They're probably dead by now. The chief betrayed us. This is all a trap. *turns around, ready to go back*
MC: I'm going with you!
The man: LISTEN TO ME, KID! I'M ONE OF THE BANDITS! THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU AND YOUR SISTER ONCE THEY SEE YOU!
MC: ...
The man: Now go. You still have a family to protect.
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Simeon: Sister MC... *in a worried tone*
MC: *wakes up with tears in their eyes* Ah... Father Simeon. *gets up* *smiles apologetically* *wiping the tears off* Did I fall asleep while you're doing your sermon?
Simeon: Yes. Were you having a nightmare? It seems you've been calling for your mother and father in your sleep.
MC: ...
MC: I must be exhausted to have a dream like that.
Simeon: *touches their forehead* You have a fever, Sister.
Simeon: *gets closer* I wonder what you have been doing—
MC: *puts their hand over his chest to stop him* You're being too close, Father.
Simeon: ...
Simeon: I'm sorry. *makes a little space between them*
MC: *stood up* I'll ask Mother Superior if I can take a day off today so you won't be worried.
Simeon: *smiles* Okay. Have a nice day, Sister MC.
MC: *face him properly, bowing their head* You too, Father.
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Lucifer: Are you alright, Sister? *hugging them from behind*
MC: *smiles* I don't know why you would be worried about me, Father Luci.
Lucifer: Stop calling me that. You know my real name is Lucifer. And as for those dreams,
Lucifer: I'd prefer not to relive them in your head.
MC: ...
MC: *chuckles* I'm going to hell. Those kind of dreams are to be expected.
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: *buries his head on the crook of their neck* Sister...
MC: Tell me. What will happen in two years time?
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: Every people you cared in this world will die.
Lucifer: Including the high priest and the abbess.
MC: And there's nothing I could do?
Lucifer: Yes.
MC: ...
MC: *turns around to face him* I'll give myself to you completely, if you promise that tragedy won't ever happen.
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: I have a friend who can alter the future. Do you want to go with me so you can talk to him?
MC: *smiles* Yes. That'll do. *puts their hands on his waist, pulling him closer*
Lucifer: *has this intense gaze*
MC: Shall we indulge ourselves again, Lucifer?
Lucifer: *smiles* My pleasure.
Simeon: *who's watching them secretly*
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Raphael: You're back, Simeon.
Simeon: Yes.
Luke: How's meeting Sister MC?
Simeon: ...
Simeon: It looks like I'll be seeing them sooner.
Raphael: ...
Raphael: Yes. It seems like it.
Their sister: *approaches them* E-Excuse me, I've heard that my brother is... going to die sooner.
Their sister: W-Will he be here?
Raphael: Low-rank angels like shouldn't be allowed here.
The sister: I-I'm sorry... I'm just worried about my brother—
Simeon: Yes. But their destination is... unclear right now.
Their sister: ...
Luke: H-Hey! Aren't the other angels busy? We should go now! *dragging her away*
Raphael: ...
Raphael: That must be disappointing.
Simeon: No. I completely understand why.
Simeon: After all, MC didn't become a nun because of faith itself.
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