#thank you for this anon

[battybrownboo]

🕊️/ a batjokes panel(s) you have been thinking about pretty often recently?

Oh boy! How much time do you have? There are far too many too list really but I just re-read Batman/Catwoman 2021 to get some fic ideas so I'll share some from that! What's sitting with me the most is the way Bruce's lovers read him and Joker's relationship throughout the series (and Bruce in general).

For example:

Andrea Beaumont calling him out:

Selina:

Joker:

Also Bruce really acted like he was cheating on Selina with Joker in that series (I mean he kinda was):

And Joker being horny and obsessive, including trying on Bruce's clothes at Selina's house:

There's a lot more, maybe I'll do a post of some of my favorite batjokes panels of all time one day!

#batjokes #ask #thank you for this anon #anyone else got some batjokes asks please send them my way! #joker #batman

[st4rfckerz]

Imagine squirting for the first time with Anakin

If you never experienced that before he would be sooooo cocky about it

no fr he'd be the cockiest mf alive in that moment. i can just imagine his face oh my god. his eyes blown wide, mouth slightly open just staring up at you before finally speaking.

"always doing new tricks for me?"

#GODDDDD #thank you for this anon #nai answers! #anakin skywalker #anakin x reader #anakin skywalker x reader #anakin #hayden christensen #hayden christensen x reader #st4rfckerz

[wordstome]

the metal head König reblog makes me laugh because Peter Steele is my personal face claim for what König looks like under the mask

oh damn, he was fine as hell! I could totally see—

uh—

okay, enough research for today.

#thank you for this anon #rest in peace to this absolute lad #answered #metalhead könig

[allyheart707]

You're great

No YOUR great

#thank you for this Anon #not feeling to well today #so this made me smile ^-^ #ally asks #ally rants

[toshidou]

not a headcanon but how do you think ghost would handle a girl on his team who is very open, very friendly with everyone, tactile, kind of outgoing yk. she gets along perfectly well with soap, gas price etc.

do you think he would be jealous if he didn't get the same favors as his classmates from the girl, since he is… ghost. or if she would still try the impossible, how would he react?

I think about it, and I really wonder how it would go with simon!

You know, I really think Ghost just naturally has a very high tolerance and acceptance for those who seem more open and extroverted (I mean, he very clearly gets on well with Soap, who couldn't be less like Simon personality wise in so many ways), but I also think he adapts somewhat to those around him who he feels comfortable with, for example him cracking a bunch of puns and dark jokes with Johnny.

So with a tactile and outgoing newbie, someone who has no qualms about diving onto Soap's back, a teammate she's had for little over a week, I think despite taking some time to get used to, Ghost would enjoy the energy you bring (as long as it stays off the battlefield, that is. after all, he's all work no play when it comes to missions).

Also I don't know if this is a controversial opinion, but I don't feel like Simon is particularly possessive, or the type to get jealous. He's not stupid, he'd be able to tell if you had a crush on him, and would easily be able to decipher the difference between the way you lightly pat Johnny's shoulder, and the feeling of your fingers as they curl into his bicep, not so subtly feeling up the muscle under his jacket whilst you attempt to make small talk. After all, what does he have to be jealous of when he sees the way you look at him? Eyes molten under fluttering lashes, far too brazen for a public space.

He'd let your flirting go on for months before he ever even attempted to act on it, after all this is a man who likes the chase, enjoys the slow build of irresistible tension; brushes of your hand against his thigh during meetings, his chest plastered to your back, large hands encompassing yours after you asked him for some pointers on aiming.

He'd live to watch you struggle, all the while laughing at your attempts to rile him up by sitting on Gaz's lap, or asking Price about his relationship status with innocent eyes that flicker over to his far too often to be coincidental. Because even when he sits halfway across the bar, near empty glass of bourbon clutched in his gloved grasp, he knows you'll only ever want him.

#ngl this derailed fast #but when doesn't it when it involves this man #anyway yes #ghost is a man who is far too patient #he Will win the waiting game #just because he knows how sweet the reward will be #so outgoing reader who is extremely tactile with everyone #him included #who also very obviously has a crush on him?? #he's absolutely down to play whatever game you have planned #and i personally think that is very hot of him #thank you for this anon #i am now having Many thoughts about simon just being completely immune to any attempt at teasing him #and him using all that against you when he finally has his way with you #anon.exe #simon ghost riley #simon riley x you #simon riley x reader #ghost mw2 #cod mw22 #simon riley #ghost x reader #ghost x you

[meownotgood]

tonight im thinking about playing with akis sensitive nipples... the sounds he would make, how pretty he would sound, how much of a red tint would grow on his cheeks and on the tip of his ears... how just a little teasing would get him to be a pathetic, cute little mess omg.

aki curls into your touch, his face red up to the ends of his ears; he's just so sensitive, electricity runs up his spine and it feels like his heart might explode every time your warm fingertips brush his chest. he ends up chomping hard on his bottom lip to try and stay quiet, embarrassment gnawing at the pit of his stomach. just from this, he's already getting hard, he can feel his length sitting thick on his thigh and commanding all of his attention with a few heady pulses.

but when you get bolder, grabbing his nipple and pinching, his breath gets caught in his lungs, and he can't stop the sinful gasps and whimpers that leave his mouth.

#thank you for this anon #thank you for believing in the aki has sensitive nips agenda #I'm patting you on the back #ask mags

[yostresswritinggirl]

Okay. Hear me out. Scara comfort time.

Ever since puppet reader got their kintsugi, they have been terrified of thunder and lightning. Hearing thunder would make them freeze for a moment; even seeing the the flash of lightning from the closed blinds of the window would make them shiver.

Now imagine Scara out on a dark cloudy day, doing his own daily business, when he sees a big flash of lightning in the distance followed by a loud boom of thunder and rain starting to fall. Scara knows what is happening and starts making his way home as fast as he could, errands forgotten. By the time he gets home, the storm is in full swing. Once inside, he finds puppet reader curled into a ball in the corner of the room, hands on their ears, and shaking. And Scara just goes to sit besides them, wrapping them in his arms, and just cuddles them whispering sweet nothings till they fall asleep or till the storm is over.

(related story)

My immediate reaction after seeing someone finally mention about the potential of astraphobia in Kintsugi: finally some good trauma

This, this, everything and in between! If it's a particularly bad thunderstorm, Wanderer covers their ears over the veil himself so that reader can focus on clutching on to him, bury their face to his chest to not see the lightning.

On that angle sometimes, he can see the center of the Lichtenberg figures on the nape of their neck and he had to close his eyes too before the anger festers and burns his mind. No matter how beautiful, no matter how many times he reassures that they're safe, he knew there are things that he can't protect them from.

His strength and will alone can never destroy wounds that will never heal.

#exile.goblet #scaramouche x reader #wanderer x reader #unless of course he asks Nahida to delete those memories too lmao #anon #thank you for this anon #exile.reader #about kintsugi #scaramouche #genshin impact angst

[cherrysmokesaconha]

2004/2005 tomtord sharing popcorn except tom eats it all

PFFFFF HAHAHANAJANJANSANKSNSKM I CAN IMAGINE HIM DOING THAT

I'm pretty sure Tord would look mad LOL!!!

#thank you for this anon #cherry talks

[wackus-bonkus-maximus]

I have a question how exactly do you decide on your story titles, I'm a new writer and I can't for the life of me decide a creative title.

I'm asking you because your titles (and stories)are really creative so.. I wonder what's the secret?

aww you like my titles?? 🥺💗thank you anon! i think you might be the first person who's told me that!

so i have 5 primary methods of title-making (which apparently seem to work! 💞)

-> song lyrics: i'll use lyrics that are either indicative of both the song's theme and the fic's theme, or that fit the fic's theme out of context of the song.

what makes a monster - from the hunchback of notre dame musical

what makes a man - from the hunchback of notre dame musical

a moral like a trinket - from the hunchback of notre dame musical

made with guile and art - from the hunchback of notre dame musical

rest your head (upon my shoulder) - from "is there somewhere" by halsey

borealis green - from "snow on a beach" by taylor swift

-> quotes: i'm a lit nerd so most of my titles are snipped from literary works that i relate to my own fic.

keys to the kingdom - bible, matthew 16:19

one does not love breathing - to kill a mockingbird by harper lee

like smoke from a furnace - bible, genesis 19:26-28

orison - romeo and juliet, 3.4. 1-5

-> rip-offs: i do rip off titles from other titles from people who did it better, only with slight changes. why fix what isn't broken?

this is how you lose him - based off this is how you lose her by junot diaz

-> sayings/phrases: these just kind of feel like they're handed to me! i use them for when i can't think of anything else.

this again

name brand

matter of luck

code blue

mirror image

criminal offense

-> metaphors: if there's an extended metaphor in my fic, i name it after that. makes me feel so smart and cool 🤩

collateral damage

second dose

en prise

piquet

lies of attrition (actually a play on "lies of omission," another fun saying!)

these definitely overlap sometimes, don't get me wrong! song lyrics can be extended metaphors and rip off titles come from quotes, etc, etc. but this is how i separate them in my head.

hopefully this helps you come up with some amazing titles 💛 good luck and happy writing!

#thank you for this anon #i've been very demoralized about my writing lately #getting a compliment about my titles is nice! #i never thought i was great at them #the title usually comes to me after i'm done with it and about to post so #tysm for saying nice things <33 #writing #writing advice #titles #title ideas #ml fanfic #miraculous fanfiction #also sorry i'm too lazy to put links today pls

[bimbobaggins69]

I don't know if you're asks are open but I have a thought and I think you're one of the people to ask such a thing.

Do you think Eddie or Steddie would use toy's on us or at all? And when, how would they introduce it?

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Oooo okay, thank you so much for trusting me with such a question <3

Absolutely I think Eddie and Steddie would totally be into using sex toys on us. We all know Eddie’s a kinky fuck (or most of us canon him that way) he’s obviously into the handcuffs and things like that, but I would say he’s open to trying pretty much anything out. He would totally work you open with a dildo, or probably use a vibrator on you while he’s fucking you, I can also see him using a vibrating cock ring and nipple clamps, I could see him being stoked if you were into that.

As for steddie, I think they’d be into restraints as well, but also butt plugs, like they’d make you walk around with a butt plug all day, so you’re stretched out enough that they could give you some good old fashioned DP when you get home, wait I actually love that idea whoaaa. They’d also love to use a vibrator on you while they’re fucking you orrrr use a vibrator on you to see how many times they could make you cum before you’re begging them to stop, same goes for those vibrating panties. I also think they’d be super into the idea of being pegged by us while either Eddie or Steve fuck each other 😵‍💫🫠

#thank you for this anon #steddie hyperfixation #eddie munson smut #steddie #steddie smut

[lemonsrosesandlavender]

Some horny rolan brainrot for you this fine evening: thinking about Tav sitting Rolan in their lap and making him read a book out loud while they give him a hand job. If he stops or doesn't speak clearly enough, they stop. I'm torn as to whether he falls apart after an embarrassingly short amount of time, or if his pride forces him to try to keep going until he either cums or Tav gets impatient and just bends him over the bed lmao

(Damn, good morning. What an ask to wake up to 👀)

‘What’s the matter, Archmage? Can’t read your spellbook?’

Make it the driest, dullest book about the specifics of magic that even Rolan struggles to find interesting (not that he would admit that). Bonus points if he’s wearing pretty clothes and giving Tav the fuck-me tail rub from his desk chair whilst denying he wants to do anything other than study this tedious book he keeps sighing over, until they start touching him and he’s immediately a hard, whimpering mess begging for them.

He’s probably going to argue a lot about whether any given gasp or noise counts as ‘stopping’ until Tav points out that that is ALSO not reading his book. Rolan’s tail is twisted so tight around Tav’s ankle whilst he tries to concentrate, digging in, desperately trying to make himself focus - and it is not working. Every time Tav does something else he likes - like touching the sensitive spot on his tail - he tries to complain that that is not fair either.

Yeah, I think this ends with him trying to argue back so much that Tav just shoves him off and rails him instead ;)

#smut #rolan #thank you for this anon #very inspiring #cabbage answers

[blindmagdalena]

"blowjob," anon says into the mic. the crowd boos. anon begins to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. "they’re right," they say. anon looks for the owner of the voice. there in the third row stands blindmagdalena

#LMAOOOO holy shit #thank you for this anon #legit belly laugh dfghjkl #you're so right #dfghjkl;dkdjd #darling anon #ask and you shall receive #this is even wilder without context lmao

[fcb-mv33]

https://twitter.com/redbullwdc/status/1595478608994353157?s=46&t=Ohq343eDv-MEHkxYP0D2yw

ADMIN HELP AHSHSJHDSJ

I’ve been so confused on Twitter today but this makes so much sense😭😭😭he is the modern day princess Diana🥺😭

#‘British monarchist in a Mercedes also tried to kill him’ #😭😭😭😭 #thank you for this anon #anon💜

[bisexual-horror-fan]

Question about Poly!Ghostface: Do you think the boys would use a Sybian saddle/fucking machine on their partner?

Oh, my fucking God, yes!

They would even set up like a movie night, have you in the living room all hooked up to provide some extra entertainment, would take turns fucking your mouth and would probably gag you if you got too loud and "distracting".

"Babe the movie is only two and a half hours, you can last that long, can't you? Do it for us."

#I love them #The nasty horrible bastards #BHF asks #THANK YOU FOR THIS ANON

[babstheyaga]

TW: bullying, manipulation, a little bit of slut shaming ig??, power play, power imbalance, age gap (with Optimus, but of course everyone in this story is over 18)

OKOK SO . Picture this . Bee is the jock right? While the reader is, of course, timid and sweet, a little bit of antisocial... Doesn't help the fact that she recently changed school, so she doesn't know anyone, poor soul :((

That's what made her become an easy target for Bee... He found her cute, don't get me wrong, but he doesn't know how to express his feelings in a healthy way, so of course he had to start tormenting her!! And him, being as popular as he is for being an athlete, caused other students to pick on her too from time to time.

Poor girl was desperate because no one was helping her, and everyday became a nightmare for her...

That was until Mirage (the goth everyone fears) took pity in her (and maybe he also felt something for her??) So he started acting like her knight in a shiny armour, defending her from the bullies and Bee <3

Reader found comfort in Mirage. Yes, at times, he was a bit scary, but he looked after her and protected her!! So he was a good person after all, right? (He wasn't...)

This caused the two men to become enemies... Bee knew how fucked up Mirage actually was, so he tried to warn the reader about him in *his own typical ways*...

Mirage discovered this, and he started a physical fight with Bee. So certainly, the principal (Optimus) had to intervene and called the two men and the reader in his office... Why also the reader? Of course, because they were fighting for her!! So that definitely meant that the reader had some... promiscuous... attitudes. And not definitely, because also the principal set his eyes on that poor, sweet girl. Maybe if he played his cards right, he could get her...

Now, the poor reader found herself in a compromised position... Who could she thrust?

(For extra spice, the reader can be really dense and doesn't understand that those 3 men are making advances on her <3)

(Sorry if it's too long but I got carried away by my thoughts OWBOAB)

- 🍰

THIS.

THIS

THIS!!!

Ohhhh my god... I'm like- Omgosh I'm totally obsessed with this oh my god... Holy shit I can't even express how much I absolutely ADORE this to the moon and back holy fucking shit.

Holy shit and like, what if Optimus sees any form of bullying whatsoever revolving reader, so he calls her to his office to just- CONTINUE the bullying basically, and like- Holy shit but like- Wait wait wait hear me out I'm gonna break down wait hold on-

What if Optimus ends up altering her grades somehow, and he calls her in for that to tell her that she use to be, "Such a good student. Is the bullying getting to your head, little lady? Perhaps I should arrange for you to switch schools again." And reader TOTALLY freaks out, her parents would kill her if they found out she was getting harassed at school again. It's bad enough she was already considered the class dipshit in two other schools, but now in this supposed private, high-class, expensive school? They're gonna fucking beat her ass!

No no no, this can't possibly happen. Not now. Not ever! She has to make it right somehow.

She tells Optimus, "I'm doing everything I possibly can! No, sir, the bullying isn't getting to me, I-I mean it is! But- not that much! I can fix this, right? I'll do better, I promise! I-I can't switch schools, not again. My parents would kill me. Whatever it is I have to do, I'll do it! I-I just can't go through that-"

He puts up a hand to stop her from going on one of her many, many, pointless, absolutely useless rants to save her ass again. "If you are that desperate to keep your presence in this school, then you need to do better. From now on, you will see me after class to discuss and go over your work." This wasn't a request, this was a commandment from him. He wasn't asking at this point. Jesus, how far did she really dig her hole this time?

So she starts seeing him after class. The usual, the normal everyday tutor at first. Nothing out of the ordinary. Just how you would expect an average teacher to act. But... Things are getting weirder... He starts telling her to sit closer to him each day, he starts leaning over to her side more, the occasional hand on the knee goes up more and more by the day... This all has to be normal, right? She's as virgin as they get, she doesn't know any better. Oh, that poor, poor innocent girl. She just doesn't know what's bad and good for her, now does she?

Maybe if she allows him to get closer, allows him to touch her in such a way, her grade will surely go up and the bullying will stop from him, right? Oh, how wrong she could be didn't seem to phase her...

She knows now that even with the all-seeing eye that is Optimus, the principal of all people, has the power to over take her grades, she feels helpless. Perhaps talking to Mirage again wouldn't hurt, right? She feels comfortable with him. He makes her happy.

Mirage would notice she's struggling to focus after class. Maybe they're hanging out at a gas station in his Porche, something that totally baffles her as to how he managed to get at the ripe age of only just being able to smoke. He would inquire her about Optimus, and why she's been seeing him so often.

She would go on a nervous, shy rant about how his hands on her, how it makes her uncomfortable...

"He touches you... Like this?" He would ask, his hand getting creepily close to her upper inner thigh. She would stare down at it like her life depended on it, confused why this was now happening with her one and only friend.

Okay... If Optimus and Mirage are a no-go for safety... Jesus, does she have to result to BumbleBee now?!

She doesn't know if it's right to flat-out tell BumbleBee about these things, it happened with Mirage, what would make him different? Especially because he's such a dick to her.

She remembers BumbleBee getting physical with Mirage over her, she didn't know how to feel about it. Maybe he's not as bad of a guy as she thinks he is?

How many times can a woman be wrong in only two months?

When she first confesses to BumbleBee why she finally came to him after so long of avoiding him, he is enraged. He doesn't know what to do with his anger. It's not like he can beat the shit out of the principal, let alone get a good enough lawyer to pumble Mirage.

His first response is anger, of course, but what if it's not totally directed at the males? What if he feels she is somewhat responsible for it as well?

Just stick up for yourself i-d-i-o-t! He would say. She would be panicked, he was pacing back and force in the men's empty locker room that he invited her into. Come on, he's the prized jock of the school, getting in trouble for bringing a girl somewhere private is the least of his worries.

He doesn't understand why she doesn't just tell them no. He's always so good at fighting back to anything and everything... So... Why doesn't he teach her how to fight back?

This is the best idea ever! He could just come onto her and she would learn through that!

Oh but... What if it goes too far? His precious little, idiot, stupid, dumbass virgin girl he's infatuated with can't possibly fight him back. He's simply too strong! But that's what she needs, isn't it? That's how she needs to learn her way to be strong like him... Right?

Oh God, time to add another tally to the list of things she can be wrong about.

#related to fmod #god i love asks #did i go too far with this? #i don't think i did #i got excited okay #leave me alone #i just... i've been writing all day and i'm on a roll with it so why not ya know #this made me very happy as you can tell #thank you for this anon #you are my beloved #kiss me #long post #sorry

[itsnotreal]

top 5 daddy louis looks

#goooddddd damn #daddy #thank you for this anon #everyone needs to see these #anon