#that sounds exhausting

[xerith-42]

MCD Heathers AU

I didn't ask for this, I had a passing teehee funny thought and then it stopped being funny and actually turned out to be a brain worm that took over all my neurons. I do not know what the fuck happened to make this AU but here we are.

Main thing to know before I come up here and elaborate in a later draft, this AU is imagining a production of Heathers featuring the cast and crew of mcd. It's an AU that's largely non magical other than the furry stuff, and it's distinctly the mcd characters and how I characterize them, not the MyStreet version of these characters. I think I've made my... thoughts on the matter of MyStreet characterization well known.

Anyways, the real actual main thing I meant to write was that this AU is also two productions. One is the main cast, and then there's the Understudy Cast! I might put that in a separate post because holy fuck this is already going to be a lot and I have to pull the entire cast of Heathers out of the pits of my memories.

"Couldn't you just look it up?"

This is way cooler. My source for all of the things I will ever say about this AU come mainly from the fact that I was in a production of it. Also I found the entire original libretto and read it all in a single night.

Main Cast Lead Characters

Veronica Sawyer-Katelyn

Jason Dean-Aaron

Heather Chandler-Dante

Heather McNamara-Garroth

Heather Duke-Laurance

Martha Dunstock-Lucinda

Kurt Kelly-Ivan

Ram Sweeny-Melissa (okay hear me out on this one--)

Ms. Fleming-Nana

Ensemble Members (yes these are all real ensemble members in Heathers)

2 Important Ensemble Disclaimers:

*If I don't give them a student character they're playing, that because there's an unspecified number of student characters to fill out the backing vocals that aren't necessarily listed in the original script. The fill ins I use come from when I was in the ensemble of this show

Ensemble is mostly the same across both casts.

Stoner Chick/Veronica's Mom-Sasha

New Wave Kid*/Kurt's Dad-Zenix

Metal Head*/Ram's Dad-Gene

Hipster Dork-Dottie

Preppy Stud/Big Bud Dean-Jeffory

Beleaguered Geek-Kenmur

Fuck it, Understudy cast

If they aren't performing as an understudy, they are another unnamed student in the ensemble, except for Nana and Sasha because they had to be fuckin different.

Veronica Sawyer-Aphmau

Jason Dean-Ein

Heather Chandler-Nicole

Heather McNamara-Nana

Heather Duke-Vylad

Martha Dunstock-Emmalyn

Kurt Kelly-Janus

Ram Sweeny-Blaze

Ms Fleming- Sasha

(the understudy cast is... insane. All of them. Collectively and individually)

This is just the cast. I haven't even got into the crew, how some of the ensemble are also crew members, the backstage drama, the showmances, the absolute chaos those dressing rooms would be. How they would be organized in the most logical yet perfectly chaotic way. This AU is peak chaos.

#okay wait wait wait wait #at one point me n someone in the big bang discord talked about a Glee AU... #Glee did multiple musical episodes... #Like the characters doing a musical #c-could... could these be the same AU? #oh god I dont want to entertain that thought #fuck I have to tag this #minecraft diaries #aphblr #text post #au idea #heathers au #im not. going to tag all the characters mentioned here #that sounds exhausting #theres a lot of them #I'll tag a few #all the ones with last names ig #laurance zvahl #garroth ro'meave #aaron lycan #travis valkrum #melissa lycan #zane ro'meave #vylad ro'meave #nicole von ronsenburg #nana ashida #there thats all you get

[itsrainingfeathers]

Why do people even go on dates

#like with strangers #that sounds exhausting #apparently some kind of allo/extrovert joke that i'm too aro/introvert to understand

[coldlights]

korean schools end at 10pm??

#that sounds exhausting

[the-grimm-writer]

Hey broski, just curious if you'd be willing to be a vampire's immortal wife. Like I don't mean any of that Twilight stuff, I'm talking Dracula where he seduces you and you slowly succumb to his charms, and after you turn you are loyal to him and may or may not have a lesbian relationship with one of his wives like Mina and Lucy.

POLY RELATIONSHIP?! SIGN ME UP BESTIE

#grimm talks #omniuravity #but like at the same time i don't wanna be immortal #that sounds exhausting

[mement0--m0ri]

I was today years old when I learnt that people feel emotions, like, all the time??? Like not just a fleeting "oh happy" than back to baseline??? Like people feel an emotion, and just??? Sit with that emotion for a while??? And like go about their day, feeling things???

#how tf did it take me 29 years to work out I was autistic #but for real #that sounds exhausting

[theemporium]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51412576/chapters/134556640?view_adult=true

☕️

ngl was not expecting to see trevor involved when i opened that link

#cece answers #☕️.anon #poor fictional nico having to deal with jack AND trevor #that sounds exhausting

[tricky-pockets]

when allistics use big words in casual conversation it's a way of saying "I'm better educated than you" and can be a racial power trip as well

OH. Oh my god. That... that explains a lot, thank you.

Good grief. Are they doing it on purpose? or is it more like an unconscious habit that reflects their general attitude? Either way, that's absolutely bizarre.

#hey wtf #are the allistics okay #that sounds exhausting

[orobeori]

I was going to add more panels of a synchronized strangle attack by team broppy, but decided that enough was enough...

Anyhow here's how I think the battle at Mount Rageous should've gone, with the lovely happy trolls using the hair as weapons of destruction </3 I know that Branch is in his healing era but I still think he would've resorted to his more violent methods somehow (this time with Poppy's full support).

Also, the reason why Viva's still using the sticky hands is because of this one hc I saw that the Putt-Putt trolls lost the ability to stretch their hair due to malnutrition :D

#I might not draw it because drawing a crowd of Bergens sounds quite exhausting #but imagine they are celebrating a trollbergen holiday #and then one of them just thinking aloud #''everyone here besides the King and Queen has eaten someone we loved dearly!! :D'' #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls fanart #trolls movie #trolls band together #trolls 3 #trolls fandom #trolls art #broppy #velvet and veneer #trolls veneer #trolls velvet #trolls branch #trolls poppy #trolls viva #trolls clay #trolls john dory #trolls bruce #trolls floyd #trolls broppy #my trolls art

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

#i used to think it was romantic too and then i was like. now i see it as a HUGE red flag #writeblr #it is also almost EXCLUSIVELY said by immature ppl who think this is normal #fyi even if u think it's funny and ur like 'im an introvert it's just TRUE' like. you need therapy (ily tho) #healed introversion is just ''i would prefer to be by myself'' not ''i hate every person'' ... hate is not normal. that is not healthy #im sorry. i know it feels accurate. but if you're walking around with that kind of rage.... #1. you're making a LOT of assumptions about every single person u have ever met. which is often unfair and unkind #and also usually involves judging people based on their worst moments or little mistakes #2. you are being unfair to the person who is ur ''exception'' #3. there is a VAST difference between ''ur my favorite person'' and ''the ONLY person i like.'' #idk i think this is just a personal bias thing tbh #im sure there are people who have this experience normally #but i have YET to find a man who thinks like this and ISNT absolute DOGSHIT. although tbh.... like. im sure he exists #when u hit like 30 some of the things that were once kind of hot now just sound fucking exhausting. like ''im in a band'' #edit in the tags: i used to kind of be like this too. but the thing is that like. my life became so much more peaceful #once i started believing that people are generally good. like yes i am mad at the world at large #but it's just.... a very hard way to live. you're not a bad person or wrong for the ways other people hurt you and taught you to be angry. #but that anger will continue to hurt YOU. it will punish YOU. it will prevent YOU from making new deep connections. it will protect you yes #but it will also cause MASSIVE blowback. bc if you lose the One Person... your life will fall apart. i know this personally. #i really recommend just trying to be... cautiously optimistic instead. like. yes #people can be horrible and cruel and there are some communities (incels for example) that aren't worth that optimism #but i think like... most people will hold a door for you . most people want to help you find your wallet . #i hope one day you are able to find peace. i hope that rage eventually smooths over. i know how hard it is PERSONALLY #and i know what must have happened to you. and im deeply deeply sorry we share the same wound. #but i promise - sometimes we all need someone else to help us carry the weight. eventually the rage has to die so that we can let help in #i had to spend years biting at outstretched hands. i still often do. im still very wary . and my heart breaks that you flinch too. #here's the thing: i don't blame you. but we were both acting out of fear and pain. .... not out of healthy behavior. and ... change #was needed. i needed change too. rage was useful for a while. then it just left me isolated and bitter. i had to (with effort) #choose to let that rage go. and let people in . VERY SLOWLY THO LOL

[thewrongexecution]

how do you pronounce "disappointed" in gamer

#I barely know how to make a normal game #don't tell me I gotta make makin' This some kinda long-term goal #that sounds exhausting #anyway if anyone knows a warriors-like with customization/mod tools lemme know

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

as someone who rarely listens to music, i am unceasingly in wonderment at the emotional connection many humans have to music as a medium. genres & styles & artists and all that jazz --you guys care a lot about this stuff. i sit marveling at the sheer commonplaceness of people feeling an intimate connection to individual songs & albums & musicians. to the point musical preferences are often considered a meaningful part of one's identity as an individual....thats crazy. so much passion...so much fierceness of feeling ...people say "you have to listen to this song" and i listen for 30 seconds and say "neat!" bc it is, it's neat! the chorus is catchy! i might tuck it away to hum to myself later. but for now im putting my earplugs back in returning to the glorious silence that my essence depends on the same way my lungs depend on an oxygen-rich atmosphere. u beset me with fascination

#me listening to a Certified Jam: i get it now! i get why you guys care so much i understand the Feelings #me 60 seconds later when the chorus is over: ok that's plenty let's calm down with a nice quiet breather #yall are out there just constantly Absorbing Sounds huh #just letting your ears rawdog it when you're not surrounding them with Specific Rhythms And Tunes #u have such rich lives. sounds exhausting but im happy for u

[itsrainingfeathers]

Why do people even go on dates

#like with strangers #that sounds exhausting #apparently some kind of allo/extrovert joke that i'm too aro/introvert to understand

[bigfatbreak]

Since Fu and his methods have been kinda debated on in this fandom, I've just making sure. Is Marinette over-positiving her memories with Fu since she blames herself for him getting mind-wiped or would he be really scold her on recklessness and taking care of herself?

former. grieving his memory wipe is making any kindness he did seem to gleam like precious stars in her memory, which is making it hit that much harder. she's definitely spiraling around losing him right now, and not seeing the reality that he chose child soldiers to fight a supervillain. he really might've scolded her for being reckless, but nowhere near as lovingly as she's imagining he would - she's putting positive words in his phantom mouth because his loss hurts her more than she's willing to communicate, and its become the cornerstone of her isolation.

#replies #she's HELLA catastrophizing too #just because she sounds even and cool headed doesn't mean she IS #she's just used to being cool headed in hard situations which makes her confidence seem like fact #she's delirious from exhaustion and pain and rn she's being put on the emotional hotspot #which ironically. was one of the sources of her and alya's big blowup argument lmao. it was bad timing and #calculations on lila's part

[unmellowyellowfellow]

please soothe my curiosity by answering this poll. i've been thinking about it forever

#i write each chapter in a different doc so i can find what i need to edit easier and break it into sections #writing #but i have found that a lot of you do it all in one doc??? that sounds so exhausting and impressive #writeblr #zoey says shit #writers on tumblr #writing community #authors #currently writing #writeblr intro #nanowrimo #nanowrimo 2023 #writing poll #writeblr community

[yourlocalfairygothparent]

Imagine how differently any Mortal Kombat game would’ve went if Raiden wielded a chancla

#mortal kombat #mk11 #mk11 raiden #raiden is such an Exhausted Dad™ #was that the sound of thunder or a flying sandal making impact? #either way kronika better start running #consult with these elder chanclas #I hyperfixated on MK like 6 years ago and now I’m back babieee

[tanadrin]

One of the wildest ideas that bounces around the Reddit relationship advice echo chamber is the idea that merely asking your partner if they would go for an open relationship is perfectly reasonable grounds for divorce.

#monogamous people sound fucking exhausting tbh