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farfromstrange · 10 months
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Michael Kinsella would not treat me the way PowerPoint is treating me right now.
He would probably smash my laptop for me if it started stressing me out too much and then rub my back until I feel better.
The absolute disrespect of that program, I can’t believe it…
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I just want to WRITE and give you the NEXT CHAPTER but I’m still stuck on this stupid presentation…
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I’m THIS close to just dropping it.
So close.
So very, very close.
Ugh.
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s0livagant · 4 months
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Why would fob release $50 limited edition sweatshirts for one of my favorite albums by them when they know I’m broke
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missegyptiana · 1 year
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i have all these ideas for polls but i don’t have the feature yet so the ideas just sit in my drafts collecting dust
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laviemorteart · 1 year
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Update: I still haven’t found my Asian boyfriend 😭
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landoncrris · 2 years
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HELLO GET ME A CLOSER LOOK ON MASON LIFTING HIS SHIRT !-!.??/?????
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shittydazai · 1 year
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why has tumblr erased one of my mutuals from my activity
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me: i’ll only be over for a little while, i’ll basically wish happy birthday and dip again
narrator: she did not know when an appropriate moment to leave would be and was, in fact, the last guest there
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francesderwent · 2 years
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intended to grit my teeth and buy the car today even if I didn’t really like it, but unfortunately I am constitutionally incapable of settling!!! I’m not going to spend thousands upon thousands of dollars on something I don’t actually want for itself!!! I’m not going to commit to a monthly payment for a machine that doesn’t go faster when I press the gas pedal!! this is why I’m single
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james-p-sullivan · 3 months
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the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????
i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.
so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.
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taffywabbit · 4 months
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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mylittleredgirl · 6 months
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my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.
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callisteios · 1 month
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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like
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greelin · 4 months
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i think two weird freak bisexuals can do whatever. Save the world, even
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akashicrecord · 1 year
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no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them
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ato-dato · 8 months
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One mans barber can be another mans nemesis.
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unaside · 2 months
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ur so disgustingly cringe i’m not fucking joking go kill yourself
you got your name from my pet rat bro
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