Why don't we talk about Yossarian more? He is like the most Tumblr user literary character of all time. He finds fun little ways (faking an illness) to get out of doing his job. He makes blackout posts using the outgoing letters of other soldiers. He hates war but finds everyone he knows oddly compelling. He has a weird homosocial thing going on with a chaplain. He likes hornyposting on main but still finds sex complicated. He's haunted by the horrors, even.
How He Dies: Final Girl lures him into a room where the Hunter is waiting with his crossbow. Upon being hit with several arrows made of hawthorn, the monster thrashes in a final paroxysm of fury before the Hunter shoots the last arrow, right between his eyes.
It's over. Our heroes live to see the dawn.
At least...until the sequel!
DUN DUN DUN!
Day 1- The Final Girl/ Day 2- The Jock/Day 3-The Bad Girl/Day 4-The Outcast/ Day 5-The Academic/Day 6- The Sacrifice/The Fool/Day 7- The Skeptic/Day 8- The Meddler/Day 9- The Harbinger/Day 10- The Detective/Day 11- The Hunter/Day 12- The Killer
firstly the fact that I had to read with my own two eyes that rey is a mary sue in the year of our lord 2023 is criminal. secondly, there's nothing wrong with mary sues. thirdly, keep it up and I'll start treating luke the same way y'all treat rey 🤨
˚◞❀˳ once again begging writers to tag their fics accordingly and give your damn cws in the beginning. I don't want to be so into a fic only to see infidelity slapped dead in the middle with nothing in the tags or cws. please just be more mindful.
I know no one's really sure how the new neopets thing is going to work out, but I better get some damn clout from still having access to the account I made in 2004