random thinking. i love that dude is bi canonically. so great for him. he would kiss a man as much as he would kiss a woman as much as he'd kiss an enby as much as he'd kiss anyone who doesnt ID as those three. i love that for him.
on that note though i've mainly only played up to like.. i think the beginning of day 4 on P2 and like. sure he's got those mean quips towards the bitch but what the fuck why is he so like. dealing with her so amazingly. like "go get me miluk" "yes dearie (frownie face)" he could so easily like idk blast her brains in or SOMETHING! (and i know he does eventually but thats literally optional and when shes actively trying to Kill him as well) but no he's like i may kill random people and piss on their corpses but i refuse to kill my wife or cause harm to her first. i refuse to cheat on her. i refuse to divorce her. idk i think thats an interesting aspect of him. i think if the bitch was Not the bitch and actually a nice woman they'd be cute together and their situation would not be "horrible wife and jaded husband". and by extension, if he was dating anyone and they were like. decent to him as well? i think he'd be a decent partner. snarky, for sure. but words are not always everything.
I'm CONVINCED it's impossible to be weird enough to truly phase Joyce. I tried my VERY best. I was so weird. We named her boat together. I looked at her passport for some goddamn reason. I told her allllll about my drunken amnesia. She did not care.
It's the only point so far where I've reset a save to go back and try to get what I want. And I did that MULTIPLE times. I got Kim to be like "Mmm yes, this is going well. Love how we're not talking about the case." And then I ask her about the case and it's the same thing everytime.
"Come on, I though you were going to be more weird." Kim says. "I thought you were going to use your freaky-deaky amnesiac cop charm."
I don't know what to tell you my man. I've bent time and space to try and make this work for us. I've tried every dialogue option there is, in just about every order. Quite frankly I just don't think it can be done. This woman is unflappable.
"Kormir, please, we need your help."
"No."
"What?"
"No, lmao."
"Can the other Gods help then?"
"Nah they've left already you're on your own."
"Can you...can you at least give us a hint of what to do?"
"The answer is in the desert."
"..."
"..."
"...IT'S ALL FUCKING DESERT KORMIR."
"Lol, bye."
"But--"
"Bye!"
"Kormi--"
"BYE! \o/"