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future-crab · 1 year
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Jonathan “the hottest character in the Magnus Archives is the one voiced by my spouse” Sims versus Alexander “the hottest character in the Magnus Archives is the one voiced by ME - no, not the fan-favorite protagonist, I’m talking about the horrifying meat monster who steals people’s bones” J Newall.
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pastellich · 7 months
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Jared Hopworth, the Boneturner
Pastel, pencil, and ink
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therealgchu · 4 months
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Jared Hopworth has entered the chat
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fullsaw · 6 months
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WE HAVE OFFICIAL TMA ART!!!
(All images below are taken from the Crowdfunding site for the table top game)
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I think the real reason Jared Hopworth wanted a second rib from Jon is because he wanted him to be symmetrical, wanted to give him a neat waistline. He is, after all, notorious for creating so called 'perfect bodies'!
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3y3-see-you · 5 months
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the beginner’s manual to tending the mortal garden!
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rabbitbites · 6 months
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Jared hopworth gives gerard keay diy brain surgery in the backrooms and everyone lives happily ever after
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ratpyramid · 1 year
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birdifulhuman · 8 months
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GUYS! We all think Alex J Newall will be Martin, but you fools, you absolute fools. ALEX IS GONNA VOICE THE BONETURNER OBVIOUSLY /t
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exalt1ora · 1 month
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thinking about jared hopworth. i miss you huge sexy flesh man. please turn my bones. PLEASE!!!
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hillbroski · 4 months
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Hello Jared hopworth i would like top surgery please
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pastellich · 3 months
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Jared Hopworth, the Boneturner
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I posted a bunch of my Magnus Archives fanart over on itch.io in a single downloadable file:
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Am I the only one that gets massive "macho douchebag is a massive closet case" vibes from Jared the Boneturner? There's the half-assed toxically masculine bravado of the infamous "and who's this, your boyfriend?" exchange from the episode he gets exploded in, but also his extreme petty jealousy when he felt like his bestie was moving on without him. And the man has a passion for art and gardening, both the sort of hobby that assholes would revoke your "man card" for, but only goes about them in the most brutal and fucked up way possible, as if compensating. And he's the most notable scion of the Power associated with hating your body.
Ah, Jared. If only you'd accepted your feelings. Then maybe you'd be nurturing orchids not made of people meat.
@a-mag-a-day (for tomorrow)
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hiihavebrainrot · 1 year
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ALEX
ALEX NEWALL
WHY DO YOU THINK THE BONETURNER KS THE HOTTEST TMA CHARACTER
WHY
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theblueandwhitevase · 4 months
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confeethoughts · 6 months
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Made a little design of some of the Jurgen Leitner books!
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