I'm allowed to make this joke, but I love that Jewish death rituals are like:
"Pfeh, for what should I spend $12,000 on a big fekakte box they see only for five minutes before they cover it with dirt?"
"Don't waste my good suit what might fit my nephew Lev if the bum should ever even try to get a real job!"
"Embalming? Don't mind me, I'll rot in the dark."
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Having to explain to my mom that 5min crafts is a content farm/what that is. That sure they have some genuine hacks, but a lot are genuinely dangerous and bad
It's like I'm not trying to be the parent, but I've been on the internet daily since I was 9 years old and you respectively have only been on it for maybe 8 years? Consistently? And only on Facebook. Like man the shit I have seen has aged me a lot more mentally than I care to admit.
It's so hard too bc I know I should like a know it all/conspiracy freak when I tell her not to get a reddit bc she's gonna get sucked into a WS cult and get radicalized, or when I tell her Facebook reels is the same as tiktok. Which she has continuously forbade me to have since it came out (bc evil chinese company. It's okay when it's an evil American company though). That she needs to be careful and not just believe whatever she sees, but it's like for once I DO know more and I DO need to be the adult.
Like I remember having so many fucking talks to get her out of that SAVE THE CHILDREN shit and debunking the wayfair shit, and the Hillary Clinton shit, and all this shit. I constantly am telling her "nope that's antisemitism in disguise, heres why" ab stupid theories and shit and why they're harmful and it's like I want to fucking scream
Idk where I was going with this but like god I'm tired
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29SEP23 This "Trash" Casket Kids bobble head by Pallbearer Press was a must have!
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Just some Casket Family/Strive SMP lore bull-honkey. (Very serious and important!! Lmao)
Also VenturianTale didn’t give us much about Ghost’s mom… but like an inconsistent number of dad’s lmao. I think it’s obvious why they didn’t give a shit about his mom. But. Whatever. Leaves more room for me.
(I think Timothy is the birth father, Pewie is the Adoptive father that died early on and the weird uncreative “Johnathan Ghost sr.” Characters were just imaginary fathers little Johnny Ghost made up to cope with the fact he had a lack of a father figure. And daydreamed them being ghost hunters and stuff.)
I also feel like it’s hinted that Ghost’s adoptive mother was probably a dick (in the Johnny Ghost is Back) video. Maybe she became a grouch after losing Pewie. Also I feel like Pewie was like the sweetest man ever and probably would’ve been a really good dad to Ghost but died before they truly bonded. :(
Then Ghost’s birth mom. Uhm. Yeah didn’t have a lot to go with other than intuition and the visions/hj AND DREAMS! But. I do call his birth Mom Leslie. Idk why, but it fits her.
And then there’s Frank. Uhm. Don’t worry about that/hj (unless you really want to hear about it, just know it’s a Strive SMP thing but it is canon to my take on VenturianTale now for a variety of reasons xD)
I will say it can be very traumatizing to separate twins at a young age and can have lasting effects. :’) (which makes Cardboard Friend make even more sense to me ngl) (also Johnny Ghost and Johnny Toast just immediately latch onto each other really sad, wholesome, but also kinda funny so good for them.)
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Ever since I read Solitarysketcher's idea of trasfem Jimmy it's been wiggling around in my head all worm style
I'm just imagining that when Ghost was first having Casket episodes, if there wasn't alot Jimmy could do (aka: noone to kill) she would try on more feminine looking clothing because "they felt nicer" and it wasn't often she could have some spinny skirts to herself
(tho now I'm laughing at the visual of Ghost and Casket throwing their genders to each other. Just: 'This bitch empty. YEET!')
People trying to arrest her for her crimes just hate to see a girlboss winning! Look at her! She’s experiencing the joys of femininity (and mass murder, but really is that so wrong—)!
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When I was like six my mom miscarried and birthed my six(?) month old fetus brother and my parents held an open casket funeral that my sisters and I went to. We drew cards that got buried with him and I still remember what he looked like
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I’m on episode six of hill house their really just chilling with their sisters corpse huh
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i had to go to georgia for a funeral that was on friday and my work’s bereavement leave policy depends on your relation to the person and for this person it was 3 days so I was like “ok the funeral is on friday so the plan is I’ll work monday tuesday wednesday, use pto thursday and friday and then use the 3 bereavement days on wednesday thursday friday next week” and my manager’s like “no you can’t do that. the bereavement days have to be consecutive” and i’m like “?????? those days are consecutive” and she’s like “no you’re going to a funeral so that’s when the bereavement days have to be. so you gotta take wednesday off so the days can be consecutive” but i’m still thinking “bruh who fuckin cares just let me use the days next week. it’s the same number of days” but I didn’t want to argue more so I did what she said and really the only thing is that I had to use one more pto day than I wanted to 🤷🏾♂️
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