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prompt #23 - Disaster Lineage Chaos!!

Obi-Wan is dad/brother

Yoda is troll grandpa.

Troll grandpa ships Obitine and that’s the tea. He wants the chaos.

He also drives like a maniac and shares funny stories about the Jedi, he is the source of all the clones' gossip

They (the lineage) all have him on speed dial

If Qui-Gon hadn’t died, dooku wouldn’t have fallen (but dooku’s fate is up to you!)

Anakin is a good person in here! (yessss that’s all I ever ask from a fanfic)

Dooku, face to face with yoda: no, dad!

The Clones, in the back: DAD???

The clones, filming this: CHECK THIS HE CALLED HIM DAD???? WHAT

Obi-Wan, watching: grandad, please -

The Clones: GRANDAD

cody: he said grandad

rex: he said grandad??

dooku, fighting obi wan: no, guard goes up higher!

dooku: honestly, did qui gon teach you nothing?!

Dooku: are you sleeping enough? Maybe you should eat more meat, let me send you some money for -

Obi-Wan: grandad please not now

Dooku: do not sass your grandfather

obi wan, kidnapped: "im calling grandpa!" *accidentally group calls the whole fam* “whoops”. (yoda, dooku, ventress, anakin, ahsoka, feemor come barging in).

Dooku frequently kidnaps members of the lineage to catch up or forced vacation if they look bad. He often targets Obi-Wan.

And then calls the council to berate them about not taking better care of its members.

dooku and anakin would like putting on the front that they don't like each other but like,,,dooku will kidnap his great-grandson and obi goes on a 'rescue mission' and finds them sniping at each other over sabacc

Dooku “kidnapping” padme and just giving her a vacation on Serenno

Dooku kidnaps Satine and Obi-Wan and locks them in a mansion (he can afford better than a wardrobe, thanks) until they handle The Tension ™

And has the rest of the fam outside cheering them on

And ready with cameras for when they come out

Anakin would totally be in on this

He’d lure obi-wan in

Yeah Anakin and Ahsoka decided their dad deserved the holiday (and Satine) and helped Grandad.

They just went "Hey grandad called and said he's sick" and Obi-Wan goes no second thoughts

obi wan sees satine and they realize it’s a set up

they are okay with this

*the lineage being in the middle of a fight* (it’s really just yoda fussing over dooku and dooku fussing over obi-wan.

Yoda, facing Dooku in the clone wars: eat enough you do not

Dooku: dad not now

Obi-Wan: well i think that-

Dooku: you haven't been sleeping, are you sick? Come let me check your temperature, you're sick, I knew it! This is what the Senate does, nothing good comes of it, I've always said so -

Meanwhile Obi-Wan is being carried off like a child to his ship

he’s looking into the camera, like, “this might as well happen”. Yoda is smug. He probably planned it.

someone videotaping all the drama, mace windu just chilling watching the drama, staying out of it

'peace talks' are are happening and dooku is just trying to be grandpa to obi wan while mace is like, “this shit isn’t my problem”

It's all just "oh force grandad NO"

"I have this under control"

"grandad-"

"follow the plan"

Also, Anakin, Ahsoka and Dooku totally start a slave rebellion together under the guise of a kidnapping.

Dooku loves his grandkids.

"darling Ahsoka seems to have grown so much, give her this, she should like it, it's designed for her"

"grandad please"

"and this is for Anakin, that boy can wear his leather"

"grandad you're still on my ship"

He also loves to guilt them when they don’t visit.

'you never bring my great-great-grandpadawan to see me'

'it's like you don't love me anymore anakin'

obi wan having enough of the bullshit and going to the only sane member of this family - no one can figure out who that is (or find obi wan) until they remember feemor

Feemor downs his pint and rolls his eyes

"what now"

ride or die family type of thing

you can fight within the family but you're still family and that's ride or die

They all love each other, and will go looking for each other.

Dooku gets kidnapped and Obi-Wan and Feemor go get him because not their grandad thank you give him back or they will sic Hondo on you.

Obi-Wan loves his grandad, he really does. He just exasperates him sometimes.

Obi-Wan's most used word around Dooku is just " - grandad.".

Dooku does anything and Obi-Wan is like "grandad. Please. Grandad no."

"grandad give me my men back"

"grandad my son has a secret wife"

"Excuse me grandad, I never actually married mine" (pause) "what do you MEAN I should have?!"

"grandad NO"

*hangs up*

- an exchange caught by Cody, over holo

Jedi chosen family: Obi-Wan, who the vod’e are just starting to get used to hearing call Dooku 'grandad', meets up with some crèchemates and goes "please ignore my brother Quinlan he is an Idiot but we still love him"

and then luminara pushes him out of a moving vehicle

obi wan introducing his men to his creche mates/siblings. also niece aayla

Aayla and Anakin are cousins

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