#the mouse incident

[raina-at]

Mouse

In celebration of this fandom and how much fun I'm having right now, with the May prompts and the fic club, have a bonus ficlet set in my theatre universe . (Another one of my AUs ticked off the list) (short premise for those not familiar: John is a stage manager and Sherlock is an actor. Mary, Molly and Sally are all part of John's crew.)

This is especially for @totallysilvergirl and the members of the Johnlock fic club. You all know why.

Warning, mention of an accidental animal death.

Also, this is loosely based on a true story.

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“What on Earth are you doing?”

“Be quiet,” Molly shushes Sherlock as she drags him through the stage door into the green room area.

“Oh thank god.” John sighs in relief as he sees Sherlock enter the room. “Save me from this madness.”

“Sit back down, Watson, this is all your fault after all!” Mary snaps. She’s pregnant again and the glare she gives him is filled with the homicidal rage of the permanently uncomfortable.

John sits back down and sighs. “Okay, fine. Let’s get this over with.”

Molly pushes Sherlock into a chair. “You be quiet now, we’ll be done in five minutes.”

Molly sits on Mary’s other side on the floor and takes Sally’s hand, completing the circle.

Mary gestures to Molly. “Do you have the object?”

Molly produces the live mousetrap and puts it in the middle of the pentagram Mary has drawn on the floor. 

“I hate to repeat myself, but what the actual fuck are you doing?” Sherlock asks, watching them with a mixture of curiosity and disgust. 

They all turn their heads in surprise, because they all know how rarely Sherlock swears. 

“We’re doing an exorcism,” Molly explains. “John killed a mouse and now we’re haunted.”

“I didn’t, I repeat, DID NOT kill a mouse!” John very nearly yells, sick and tired of this argument. 

“You left the live trap open over a bank holiday weekend,” Mary growls. “The bloody mouse sprung it, died of thirst in it, and ever since we’ve had one accident after another. First my fucking brand new moving head blew on its second night, then Molly twisted her ankle, and yesterday you were nearly hit by a stage wall.”

“So did I understand this correctly? You, rational, adult, competent professionals, had a few easily explained accidents and then came to the inevitable conclusion that you’re being haunted by the angry spirit of a common house mouse?” Sherlock asks, steepling his hands under his chin. 

“Duh,” Molly mutters, rolling her eyes. 

“Anything to say, genius?” Mary asks, glaring at Sherlock in a way that makes John hope that Sherlock will consider the words that come out of his mouth next very, very carefully.

“You need sage,” Sherlock says after a moment of silent contemplation. “And candles.”

“You’re not fucking serious!” John stares at Sherlock as if he’s grown a second head, which would frankly have surprised John just a tiny bit more than the current development. “You’re superstitious? Since when?”

“All actors are superstitious,” Sherlock says, ducking into the tiny theatre kitchen. “It’s the better safe than sorry principle.” He comes back with mixed herb salt and some tealights. “This should do nicely. Budge over.” 

He sits between Sally and Molly and takes their hands.

“This must be what going mad feels like,” John mutters, but he takes Mary’s and Sally’s hands and completes the circle.

Mary shushes him and lights the candles. Then she shakes a bit of the salt over the live trap. She turns to John and gestures to the trap. “Now apologise.”

“But I—”

“I said,” Mary says with a smile sharper than a battleax. “Apologise.”

John clears his throat. “Um.” The thing is, he is sorry. He never meant to cause an animal’s death, even indirectly. They only ever use live traps for a reason. But he feels slightly ridiculous all the same. 

He knows this is necessary, though. Theatres are places where legends and superstitions and rituals live for generations. Case in point, no theatre person in their right mind would ever refer to the Scottish play by its actual name. Case in point, you never say good luck backstage. This is no different, he knows this.

Of course the knowledge doesn’t stop him from feeling completely ridiculous as he says, “I’m sorry, mouse spirit. I didn’t mean for you to die. Please forgive us and stop haunting our theatre. We’re really sorry.”

He puts a piece of cheese into the trap, and every member of his crew follows suit. Sherlock contributes another sprinkle of the herbal salt, and then Mary, in lieu of setting the trap on fire, which would trigger the smoke alarm, bashes it in with a cricket bat. It’s horribly loud, but the trap is unusable afterwards.

“Be at peace, little mouse,” Molly whispers, and John can see the tears in her eyes.

They all share a long look over the mouse trap, and then they burst out laughing.

“You’re all insane,” Sherlock says, but he’s laughing as well, and there’s a lot of affection in his voice.

“Yup,” John answers, still giggling a bit. This is my crew, he thinks. Dangerously foul-tempered, certifiably insane, scarily silly at times. And I couldn’t love them more for it. He looks at Sherlock, who’s watching him with sparkling eyes and so much unguarded affection, and he smiles. “And you fit right in.”

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Tags under the cut as usual.

@calaisreno @keirgreeneyes @lisbeth-kk @catlock-holmes @peanitbear @meetinginsamarra @friday411 @inevitably-johnlocked

#johnlock #bbc sherlock #take two #johnlock fic club #the mouse incident #you know who you are

[saintaviator]

moar hl scraps…. does a pose

#There's I think a couple repeat doodles srry I cldnt crop it right. wgatever #that 1st one is a study .... I didn't realize how. Fucked up his hev suit is by th end of everything like holyshit..... #I was lookin at the pic I was using for th study and was like. 😟 that's so much blood.... that's just like.. #A big gouge....... uueueeeughh...... #LIKE HIS WHOLE LEFT SIDE IS BLOWN OPEN. CHRIST #I will also say I dont care 4 th hl2 HEV but I like the way the chest piece is shaped #I kinda mix them up when I draw it..... does another pose #half life #half life 2 #hl1 #hl2 #gordon freeman #barney calhoun #freehoun #alyx vance #adrian shephard #opposing force #blue shift #That middle one of Adrian I'm mayyybe gonna turn into a full piece. I just gotta get the pose better... #Anyway listen to cowboy Dan by modest mouse. Adrian song. I know this #Th one with Barney and Adrian is nonsensical I just thought it was funny #In my heart during the black mesa incident I think barney separately teamed up w both Adrian and Gordon. #Not for very long. But I like 2 think about it. #<- making shit up

[esotericdogboy]

something something jon, martin, and jonah chillin in the puter but now they’re shimejis. is this anything

#i think they would b so cute and silly :33 #tiny cartoony jon sittin in the corner of the screen reading an incident report while martin climbs around an error message window #jonah’s there too i guess. i’m picking him up with the mouse and violently shaking him around #alice thinks they r so cute and plays with them while she’s procrastinating #don’t even get me started on colin. Dear Lord #tma #the magnus archives #tmagp #the magnus protocol #i need a tag for my tmaposting. god.

[usertransducks]

have I mentioned how much I love Professor Ludwig Von Drake

#love that you can hear Goofy having an incident in the background #also I would like to steal his look #professor ludwig von drake #donald duck #mickey mouse #minnie mouse #house of mouse

[episodes-without-incident]

8/31/2023:

2 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Cats (2019)

4 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Everytime We Touch (2005)

#episode: Turning Random Lines of Action into Characters #2 episodes without cats incident #4 episodes without cascada incident #drawfee #what episodes are y'all choosing to date? i'm claiming the four artists one description episode with the green hair and mouse theme

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

listen I know a lot of science YouTube is trying to be respectful or whatever since it’s recent however I would love to see a step by step cgi rendition of what happened to the Titan. I know what happened on a technical sense, but I like to physically see it.

#Iirc they found parts of the bodies SOMEHOW #so I wonder how much forensics can be done #between that and the wreckage found #rubbing my hands together #I love when scientifically fascinating deaths happen to people I don’t fundamentally have to care much about #so I can focus on the science of what happened to their bodies #It’s not like they suffered anyway #the Byford dolphin incident was fascinating however those victims were working class and didn’t deserve their fate #but Stockton #Stockton I can use as a lab mouse fully ethically #I want to know what specifically happened to his worm body down there #yes yes extreme pressure from air and water plus extreme heat eviscerated him #I know #but I would like to see it happen #even just in a simplistic simulation approximating the event #I’m very curious how human bodies are undone by something like that

[problemsynth]

Nere my beloved nb nos! what a sad wet beast they are!

#me when im #my art #zekes vampire posting #i blunt force traumaed their memories away #and left them in the sewers to eat random animals in small town bc. #then i threw solaire and mouse at them #and the pipe bomb incident happened and solaire decided to keep them #as if she was not directly responsible for blowing up neres home #luckily nere is a sweetheart and just went along with it. lost a house. gained the worlds most dysfunctional family. #and a toreador insistant on helping them recover their memories even if nere doesnt really care about their past. #as with most of my vamps. things were chill and normal and then solaire happened. #nosferatu time :)

[jadetheblueartist]

:(((( my sister and I just found mouse poop in the place we had been for the whole day yesterday

I’m blaming her bc we didn’t haven’t had mice in the basement for a while but then a couple days after she moved down here with me: mouse

We just finished looking around looking for where it could be but no luck yet (we did think we found it but turns out it was just popcorn)

Wish us luck

#theoretically if it’s dead somewhere I should be able to sniff it out #after an unfortunate incident #I can pretty accurately and quickly identify dead mouse smell #so yeah #send luck #horror stories #from me #ah #jadethebluerambles #mouse

[zenmom]

Poor Oswald. Reminds me…

Sorry that I’m late to the party. It’s better late than sorry? Heh, right?😅 anyways, I ordered the birthday Grimace shake. Happy belated birthday, Grimace! I wanna and will taste it. *sips grimace shake then smacks tongue against upper lip* Whooaaaa woweeee! This tastes soooo GOOD! You know what? I’ll go for ano-

Two outcomes: one is where I fell to the ground and my eyes becomes hollow. And the other?

That’s where all the paint that makes up the entire of my toon form melts off and it takes me a whole month to regenerate my toon body back.

#zenmom #fnf wi #wednesday infidelity #oswald the lucky rabbit #mickey mouse #Youtube #or was it ink? it’s DEFINITELY INK! #grimace milkshake #grimace shake #the grimace incident

[arctic-hands]

I have a small, itchy, and familiar bug bite on the top of my foot and I swear to God if I got thru multiple chronic illnesses, barely survived full-body shingles, just suffered a brutal norovirus infection, and lived thru worldwide plagues plural only to get THE Plague because Prospero brought fleas into the apartment I'm physically throwing God off His throne when I get to heaven

#the overly affectionate wild mouse incident

[biomic]

just had another fucking mouse incident

#was not in the toilet this time like last year's mouse incident. thankfully. #kendrix morgan died for our sins

[1c3d-choco]

WI!Sad Mouse: Fuck a breakup, have you ever got forgotten by everyone in this world that you want to do something questionable?

Legion: As a trollge who has athazagoraphobia, yes and I already brainwashed a boy.

#The trollge files and wednesday infidelity spoilers #Legion fnf #Fnf legion #Legion trollge #Sad mouse #The trollge files #Trollge files #Blueballs incident #Wednesday's infidelity #Wednesday infidelity #Fnf mod

[vermin-disciple]

As the person more or less in charge of monitoring my nana's medications, the fact that constipation is a side effect of morphine is the bane of my existence right now.

#tmi #but we had a very distressing diarrhea incident late last night #so looks like we'll need to discuss adjusting our strategy for dealing with digestive issues with the hospice nurse this week #currently feeling like I've chosen an inauspicious week to go out of town... #vermin rites #my family and other rodents #I should give nana her own rodent themed tag #(it would amuse her if she understood what tags were) #vermin's nana aka matriarch mouse #yeah I could definitely use more sleep

[l-e-g-i-o-n-losh]

Mouse & Otto, T-minus 3 hours before The Incident

#songs that the hyades shall sing #my art #oc: spider mouse #otto octavius #the incident in question is not either of their origin accidents #it's simply Mouse beating the crap out of some rude competitors and nearly getting them disqualified #(they are at state competition for their hs robotics club) #Mouse isn't allowed to cut his hair til adulthood so he puts it in buns #Mouse as a nickname predates the actual Mousening #still don't know what its govt name is

[fivesevenseveneight]

were any of you fuckers going to tell me that paul shapera is in terminus

or was i just supposed to read that in the album credits myself

#the mechanisms #the bifrost incident #paul shapera #the mouse squeaks

[melodythebunny]

Is blu a clone baby?

ig she would be literally half and half of both parents. also probably not mentally stable since she would have memories and personalities of BOTH :/

#did two variations #one before mouse and cat incident #she would be stable #and after said incidents #she wouldn't be #blu #clone blu au #wordgirl #wordgirl au #wordgirl oc #wordgirl fankid #my art #my ocs #my oc #Wordgirl next gen