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pup-pee · 1 month
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jesus ive been reading this comic 4 like 5 yrs
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heres some emilio doodles bc bc idk
emi; “oh tobias! u dont have 2 b flawless 2 b perfect!”
yes im thinking about that 1 panel where tobi was just like “THATS A LIE”
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lupucs · 11 months
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Gosh I love your art!
But uh whats your favorite deltarune ships?
Thank you so much!! Oh gosh, you really caught me off guard with this one hah!
Well, uh I think it should be pretty obvious which ships I like by now...
It's clearly-
It-
It's obviously...
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THOSE GUYS!
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zerodaryls · 1 year
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jrueships · 2 years
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hi, what do you think about five sentence word prompt: demarcus/rudy, 'first' ?
i think.... it's FANTASTIC!!!!!!! YESSSSS UNEXPECTED BUT A GOODIE!!!!!! LOVE IT
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Let's get right to it!!!
"You know the bet is still up, and no matter how many teams' bandwagons you hitch your heavy ass to, you still ain't gonna beat me to it," methodically wiping the smudges besmirching his shades, Rudy's gaze was lowered enough to catch Cousins texting.
Though he knew what was coming, he sighed and pulled his phone from embroidered breast pocket at the expected buzz, sighing again, "how many times do I gotta tell you, texting me while we're in the same room isn't cute; it's aggravating and I oughta throatpunch you."
Boogie booed a response, thumbs still moving as he sent yet another 'Boogie Emoji' from his own personal app -- that only him and five people have downloaded (Gay included, but he'd never admit it to the public) -- along with an added pouty message to Rudy for extra measure.
"You're just a hater, okay, hating on me because I'm about to be the first one to get a ring, then I'LL win the bet, THEN ... You gotta take My surname-"
Rudy swiped his headband before Boogie could finish off the last vowel, flicking it away like it was no good garbage before snickering at the center's poor attempt to cover his aging hairline, "You can't keep running from The Gay when you already lost to it onc-" his phone buzzed for a frowny face message.
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4truestory · 3 months
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finding out there was a bos burgers fandom was crazy 2 me especially bc it seems to be focused on the kids and shipping them (with classmates) when i personally watch it for bob and linda
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nymphany · 9 months
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Thoughts for thoughts
♡Call of Duty thoughts♡
Masterlist
!!! Warnings !!!
Hybrid! Characters, dark characters, dark content, hybrids, bimbo reader, nsfw etc
MINORS DNI
♡ bull 141 + farmer price! X cow! Reader, they're always fighting over you and craving your milk it's too bad it's only for price
♡ Sheep dog soap x lamb reader he heards you into a corner all by yourself and knots you until you're completely full or until the farmer finds the both of you
♡ big bad wolf! Simon x lil red! lamb/doe/bunny reader!! Hes absolutely animalistic feral even
♡ gaz and his pretty milf neighbour
♡ Alejandro letting rudy share his wife!!!!!
♡ dog! Anyone humping your foot like the degenerate he is, or humping anything that fits between his thighs you can't leave him alone because he cant be trusted :(( he cums on everything and anything that smells like you. complete mess. God forbid you have any sex toys too because hes 100% cumming in them and scenting them
♡ dog! Ghost, soap, price x dog! Reader, ghost is big, a lil mean and scary, soap is too dramatic for your little brain and price always makes you feel dumber than you are (he doesnt mean too tho) you always stay away from them especially when they get back from a mission you just know they're filled with adrenaline and you wont be able to help yourself but you cant help but gravitate towards them when your heat starts, the problem is all of them want you to have their pups and you can barely walk or move once you heat dies down. They always tease eachother about when they get you, they play so dirty!! Sparring? Pinned down and humped, bending over? Humped, reaching for something? Humped. You really can't catch a break </3
♡ bear price x bunny reader <3 yummy yummy yummy so big and warm, so strong and smart he has to protect his dumb cocksleeve !! Let's you have all the blankets for your nests even some of his clothes <3 he always soothes you when you cry from how big he is and how he doesnt fit in the delicately crafted nest. but its okay because he doesnt mind being tightly pressed against you hes okay with the tiny nest and his tiny bunny.
♡ mean! Cat! Ghost x kitty reader, shes a high class purebred show cat with the cutest bells and bows and ghost is a scruffed up tom cat who loves to annoy her. Hes a degenerate too and is not above sniffing your panties while their still on you, he just loves her scent and want you to have his litter. He scents her all the time at this point people assume shes ghost when she comes near. He purrs so loud too when hes balls deep
♡ Or stag/ram! Soap who loves to scent his pretty deer/lamb shes so soft and pretty and he wants her so bad!! She smells so good and hes always pressing his nose into her neck. He definitely challenges everyone to train against him but only if you watch 👁👁 he needs ti prove he can provide strong babies (he fails a bunch because hes too busy looking at her)
♡ Need a bear! Konig + bunny reader, hes so big like gigantic, huge and he scares her! Shes a baker and bakes things for everyone and he is just head over heels in love with her but she thinks he wants to eat her but he just wants a cupcake. He leaves treats at her door, flowers and pretty rocks trying to court her. She thinks hes making fun of her </3 and gets all angry and stomps her feet at him but he just swoons even more. She finally starts coming around when the cold comes and she feels the need to snuggles up with this furnace of a giant. When her heat comes so does her oral fixation, she loves having any part of him in her mouth, she loves his scent, his taste all of it!! He doesnt fit into any nest she makes because hes built like a tank but that's okay his bed is big enough.
♡ Wolf! Ghost x little red riding hood! Reader, shes walking to prices house to give him some baked goods and meals she made him, hes been helping her with some repairs and just has to repay him but the big bad wolf doesnt like that the pretty girl with the pretty scent is hanging around price of all people so he fakes an injury while she walks past him and put lil doe eyed girl has to help an someone in need although she didnt know it would be this type of help. Price isnt pleased when stumbles across the scene of graves balls deep, knot forming and rounds and rounds of cum dripping from lil red. Shes on her knees cheek pressed against the floor and is too delirious to acknowledge price, ghost however is as smug as always knowing he got his favourite red hood
♡ Stag! Soap with his deer! Reader whose so shy and skittish from being surrounded by giant men, she clings on to him like a life line being the same species gives her something to relate too he must also intimidated by these absolute units. She cant be further from the truth, soap feels no fear infact he feels power he has the one thing the others dont and what they crave. Hes so mean about it to, hes so rough when fucking you just so they can hear and suffer, He brags about it in the morning to everyone embarrassing you as they all look at you with such hunger.
♡ Kitty! Reader x big cats! Rudy + alejandro + wolf! Graves. !!! Somnophilia !!! Kitty! Reader whose so pretty and perfect, covered in bows, bells and lace. Rudy and alejandro always compliment her praising her soft ears and tail, letting them feel for themselves. This makes graves very jealous and the only way he knows how to respond to this is being a menace. Kitty reader isnt too fond of graves, hes loud, gets too excited on missions and most importantly hes a whore, always flirting with her even though she tells him shes not interested and that hes smells weird. Alejandro and Rudy are practically like your body guards (graves assumes its because you're both from the same species family and have more to bond over he doesnt connect the dots that kitty may be too skittish from his enthusiasm) and follow you everywhere, always interested in what your doing until one day they arent with you and He catches you sleeping in the warmth of the sun, your cheek pressed into your arm and drool leaking from you mouth but most importantly your legs spread and panties on reveal. His instincts take over and he cant help himself but to press his nose into your cunt sniffing and licking all he can get. You wake up startled and try to bat him away but hes been craving this for months and cant stop even if he tried. Hes humping your foot desperate for your hole but too caught up in how you taste. Alejandro and rudy find you full of graves knot, mewling as he tries to bully himself deeper into you.
♡ valeria and her bunny who shes so mean to! She calls her dumb and when she tries to deny it she fucks her until she cant she see straight just to prove her point. She always dresses her in such pretty and skimpy stuff just to irritate everyone who sees her to add to the burn he let's her cockwarm him whenever she pleases infront of her men? Go ahead, infront of the 141? Absolutely, when shes talking over the comms directing her men? 100% shes so pookie bear
♡ If Alejandro and rudy owned hybrid girl graves would 100% steal it just like he stole their base
♡ mean! Wolf! Gaz and puppy reader? Hes so mean and smart and shes so slobbery and dumb. She so obedient and follows every command shes given 'oh you want me to bend over? okay :D' he lives for it at first he wasnt as bold in just straight up asking her to bend over and take his cock. Hed try to be sneaky at first asking her to reach for things, look under the cabinet for the pen he dropped, walking into he bathroom and 'looking' for something. He soon realise how stupid she is and too advantage of his discovery, any time he wants to plow his knot into a warm tight hole all he needs to do jt whistle and she come running on over clothes already gone
♡ Prison guard! Price who rewards his favourite prisoner
♡ Slasher! Soap + ghost who breaks into your house only to found you with your fingers in your cunt crying because you cant cum
♡ Dbf! Price/Graves whose driving you home after you called him only to pull over to the side of the road because you keep giving him back talk he practically throws you onto the hood of the care and fucks you as cars drive past some of them slowing down to get a better look. Hes so mean about it, spanking you until you bruise making sure you'll think about jom every time you sit down. Hes probably complaining about the way you dress and how guys will look at you like meat (as if he doesnt do the exact same thing)
♡ Dbf! Graves who meets you at the golf course while your dad is talking with his friends. You're so bored and have nothing to do but when graves offer to treat you to a ride around on his cart you have to agree (because theres literally nothing else to do) he drives you somewhere nice and quiet and fucks you stupid until you cry. You're so spoiled and he has to teach you a lesson
♡ Pastor price/graves who cant help but fall for you even tho he took a vow. You confess about all you dirty thoughts, all the dreams, how you hump your pillow to the thought of the pastor, how you choke yourself with your rosary and imagine his fingers in place in the confession boothe. It's the same place where you later suck him off and ride him
♡ stepdad! Price who fucks you in the kitchen letting the neighbours see who good he fucks you
♡ soap hiring a bikini car wash to clean his already perfect car, watching his neighbours come out a rake the invisible leaves, talk to him about football, some even bold enough to just watch you
♡ sharing a bed with gaz except you cant keep your hands to yourself and the rest if the team just have to listen to you moan as you cum
♡ cat! Gaz x spoiled kitty! Reader!! Price spoils you so much and you get so jealous when he adopts a new cat!!! You avoid gaz and he has enough so he bends you over and fucks you dumb when price nips out
♡ simon fucking you as you practice shooting "just testing how well you can focus now aim for the target and let me do my thing"
♡ mountain men/lumberjack! 141+konig.
Little silly thing who doesnt understand why these men are so big like huge giants, how did they get that big? What are they eating to get that big?
She probably lives in a cave filled with things shes stolen from abandoned campsites, blankets, clothes, lanterns, chairs, anything she can get her hands one. She has a nest of comfy soft things and a box (suitcase+ cooler) filled with pretty things like gems, rocks, shiny bottle caps, bits of sea glass etc
She probably sees one of them showering in the lake on a very hot day and doesnt understand why the thing in between their legs is so huge??? The male fairies arent like them at all. She thinks there is definitely something wrong with them and needs her help so she watches and stares until they notice her (which was terrifying because she just flutters around making little noise) when asked who she was she just whips out a pocket knife she finds and points it down and goes  "Why does it look like that? I'll help" with this doe eyed expression as if she hadnt just suggestive the worst thing to happen to the poor man
Immediately he starts screaming because he most definitely doesnt want his dick cut off he runs away and nobody believes his story because fairies dont exist and they would never cut off their dicks. That is until their stuff starts disappearing, it's nothing meaningful tho. They took their shirt off because it's too hot? Boom gone, they left a torch on the ground for a couple of seconds? Gone, took off their gloves? Gone again. They think they're displacing them but when they wake up to various plant pots missing and the rocks from their garden they start setting up cameras to see who the culprit is. They vary throughout the forest going as deep as they can. Imagine their surprise when they catch our lil fairy on camera innocently taking the plants and rocks because she thinks they're pretty.
They manage to track her down although not to her cave, shes sat near a tree eating some berries seemingly undisturbed by the massive men infront of her who are so confused (one relieved that he wasnt hallucinating) shes so lonely tho. Almost all the fairies left this part of the forest when humans decided to camp so shes more than happy to show them her cave and treasures. Her english isnt good as humans and fairies do not speak the same although most of her language skills are picked up from her overhearing/stalking campers.
They obviously cant let her live like this so they bring her back with them taking all the things she "owns" with them because she made such a fuss about them. They keep her warm and fed helping her with human customs like showering (they're more than happy to help her), cooking and wearing regular clothes (fairies no not enjoy clothes!! Underwear and a big shirt/ dress only) the clothes part does not go over well and they now have a half naked women with they prettiest wings in their cabin. Shes so pretty and dumb and always brings them back things on her adventures (some of them arent useful but they enjoy them nonetheless)
♡ bear! konig, tiger! horangi and their doe! Reader!!!!
♡ mermaid! reader and semi dark! pirate! 141??? YES!! Sweet dumb thing who saves one of the crew (it's probably gaz hes always falling out of stuff) then starts leaving them gifts but she soon gets captured in one of their nets and they obviously have to keep her
♡ OR princess/wealthy! Reader x semi dark! Pirates! Cod!!! They keep her locked in a cellar returning her back to her father these pirates arent fair and are always trying to watch her when shes allowed to bathe, being on the sea with no women is hard she cant blame them
♡ siren! Cod x tropical mermaid reader!!! Shes so pretty and sparkley they just want to keep her in their nest forever!!!!
♡ OR siren! Cod x aquarium keeper! Reader!!! You worked as at the gift shop and stayed late to help the janitors, you were sweeping the floor of the brand new exhibit that apprently was a let down, the new siren was called konig and very rarely came out, he wasnt like soap (shark), ghost (orca), price (lemon shark), nikolai (idk), alejandro or rudy (idk), valeria (idk), horangi (idk), roach(idk) or graves (lil bitch idk) he was an giant octopus siren, he was never seen by the public and only comes out during feeding which is after hours. Youre cleaning away when you feel eyss on you and a large shadow falling over you. You turn around catching glimpse of the giant siren infront if you only a piece of glass protecting you, naturally you press your hand to the glass only to be snapped out of your daydream by someone yelling. Somehow over night you went from gift shop employer to siren whisperer. Multiple sirens lusting over you desperate to make them your mate (based on a sans undertale fanfic I read back in 2022 do not judge me I'll kill you(called tilikum(??)))
♡ lost island! Cod x reader, you wash up on shore after your cruise ship crashes, you seem to be the only one who survived as the wreckage of the ship in the distance seems to show no sign of life atleast that you can see although you doubt there is seeing half of it is sunk. Nevertheless who you explore this island encountering this savage mountain men who take you in and treat you almost like a puppy!!
♡ body guard! Cod x bimbo! Spoiled! Crybaby! Reader
♡ mafia! Cod x bimbo reader <3<3<3
♡ getting fucked when getting interrogated, you can only cum when you tell them the plans and they've got so many men and women who have such good self control, you wont be cumming for awhile.
♡ sex pollen
♡ that's it that's all you need to know
♡ I want a big beefy mountain scottish man in a mini micro kilt
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ghosts-bandwagon · 1 year
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can we have a headcannon of y/n (female) thats throwing dark humour around everytime and have 141 + Rudy, Alejandro nd konig react to her lmao 🤣
Can we have that? 💜 Thank you
Girl. Literally me. (I give my coworkers whiplash but they dish it pretty good too lmao)
Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley:
Might actually get a decent laugh out of him, we’ve all heard his horrendous hilarious jokes, so we all know he can dish it, but can he take it? Depends on the type of humor
If it’s self-depreciating, probably not. Doesn’t really get it? Like he does but he sees you too positively for the humor to click.
Unalive jokes? Definitely not. Hates hearing it from you even if you’re laughing about it, so if you want to make them, you better be cheeky about it (“Head down, sergeant you’ll get spotted.” “Aw sweet, you think so?” You don’t have to be near him or even see him to feel his glare)
Jokes about your traumas? Not super keen on it but if you’re at a point in your life that you feel ok enough to laugh about it, he’s not one to take wind out of your sails (“Damn, this drink hits harder than my dad.” “Sweetheart. Please.”
But if your jokes are similar to his, then your chances of getting a laugh out of him went up exponentially (he thinks he’s so god damn funny and he’s right. king.)
“How do you turn a salad into a Cesar salad?”
“How?”
“Stab it 23 times.” Soap audibly groaned,
“That’s my girl.”
All in all, you’ll get a deep sigh with pinching the bridge of his nose for every joke you make, and maybe you’ll get a pretty laugh from him (god I bet his laugh is so nice 😭)
John ‘Soap’ MacTavish:
(laughs nervously) what the fuck?
He’s heard Ghost’s jokes firsthand, so the dark humor isn’t new to him. He might even laugh with you and crack a few of his own
Honestly, as long you’re having a laugh he’s not really that worried (still a little worried tho)
He trusts that if you’re feeling particularly bad about something, you’d talk to him about it and he’s here for that
He kind of enjoys the theatre of it, the dramatic reactions to something so seemingly mundane,
“So when are you gonna take me out?”
“To dinner? We just ate, bonnie.”
“… not what I meant but I love where your heads at.”
“Not in a million years.” He laughs kissing your temple and squeezing you against him
“So you’re saying there’s a chance? It’s just a matter of when, got it. Thanks babe, I owe you”
John Price:
He’s not thrilled about it but he’s worked with Ghost so he’s somewhat built a tolerance
He knows you sometimes use dark humor as a coping mechanism but he’ll tease you saying you should come with a warning label
He’s definitely choked at hearing some of the things come out of your mouth, at least the jokes relating to your own traumas, those always give him whiplash
He finds your situational dark humor much funnier than anything you might say that involves you being harmed, even if it is a joke that’s kind a nightmare scenario for him
Those will definitely get a chuckle out of him, just please stop making jokes about yourself, he loves you a little too much to stomach them
“What does my dad have in common with Nemo?” He refuses to answer, he knows, he fucking knows
“They both can’t be found.”
God damn it, sweetheart
Kyle ‘Gaz’ Gerrick:
He’ll join you for sure lmao
He’ll see you sparring on the mats with Soap and he sees you land a particularly rough kick that he managed to block
“Damn babe, that was clean. Now do it right here.” He’s pointing at his temple, you laugh and throw your sweaty towel at him
You’re out on recon and you’re making your way towards the targeted area,
“I’d be terrible if I was discovered, sure hope there aren’t any snipers to take me out. That’d be awful.”
Price groaned even as Kyle stifled a chuckle,
“Come on, love, we’re a bit too good to let that happen to you.”
“That’s the real tragedy, honestly.”
“Enough, you two.”
König:
He thinks you’re funny but low key a little worried at how easily the jokes come to you
But if you’re laughing and having a good time, then so is he!
Sometimes you really do say some crazy things and he doesn’t know whether to laugh or to hug you
He likes the jokes that have nothing to do with you much better, you’d be sitting at a briefing in the far corner when you lean in and whisper quietly,
“Köni, what’s red and bad for your teeth?”
“Hm?”
“A brick.”
He stifles a laugh and shakes his head, you can see the corners of his eyes crinkle as he tries to hide the smile.
Alejandro Vargas:
Honestly, he kind of gives me the vibe of “telling a joke becomes receiving a lecture”
Like you’ll make a joke and look at him and he’s deadpanned,
“Mi amor, that’s no laughing matter.” And then he goes into a full lecture about why what you said was out of pocket and a little hurtful
It’s not that he doesn’t understand the humor he’s just concerned
But, he prefers the goofier jokes I feel like,
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.”
“Mensa.” He pushes your shoulder playfully with a laugh.
Dumb jokes like that get a good laugh out of him, just don’t make them about you please he loves you so much and he will lecture you
Rodolfo Parra:
Mortified in Spanish
“Mi vida, please don’t make those jokes.”
They break his poor little heart :( he loves you so much it makes him sad to hear make such harsh jokes about yourself or even see such awful things
He sighs every time he hears one of your jokes and gives this look 🥺
He doesn’t like that you joke about yourself or the things that have happened to you like that
He understands that humor is sometimes a coping mechanism, but he’d much rather talk through the things you’re joking about
He just cares about you so god damn MUCH
But if they’re nonsensical, then he’ll chuckle quietly,
“You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving.”
“What? Amor you definitely-”
“You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.”
“Dios mío, amor.” He chuckles.
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gothghostiie · 1 year
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Listen: 141 + more with a reader who has massive daddy issues
aka me lol
also like,, this is based on my own experience so yea👍🏻
Ghost
I feel like Ghost would kind of 'refuse' to properly deal with it. Would definitely do little things like holding your hand while crossing the street, calling you little one, soft shit like that. Also occasional, soft praise.
It's one "Good job, love." from him and you will melt I promise.
but gives you so much fucking reassurance. like, if you have abandonment issues, he'll singlehandedly heal them.
Soap
Definitely jokes around about it. Will regularly randomly play daddy issues by the neighbourhood and thinks its hilarious. Will call you a good girl/boy/etc every chance he fucking gets.
Definitely tries to deal/help in a very jokey manner, like overly baby talking you and stuff like that - promise he means well
he can also be serious if needed tho
Gaz
Doesn't think much about it to be honest, will keep treating you as he always did. definitely offers comfort if you need it tho - depending on your and his mood he will joke about it with you.
like if you initiate a joke he will definitely go in on it with you, he's genuinely happy to help you cope with humor
Price
good lord. where do I start.
He'll heal it without even trying. Hold his hand, sit on his lap, cuddle up to him - he'll happily oblige. Whether he knows or not he just takes a leading/nurturing role - it's natural to him.
All the praise too, good lord. "That's my girl/boy/etc.", "Just like that, good job.", "I'm so proud of you sweetheart" I'll literally combust
Alejandro
Naturally kinda same as Price but different yk?? kind of stricter but soso loving and nurturing.
if you tell him about your daddy issues his heart breaks for you, he'll just hold you tightly and give you a gentle forehead kiss (even if you tell him its okay, he insists its it's in fact not okay)
Will try his best to help you cope, genuinely sweet about it
Rudy
Where to even start. Will naturally heal your daddy issues with his kindness and understanding.
he does so many sweet little gestures that make you feel that kind of way yk???
like putting his hand on the small of your back or on your neck, holding your face gently, forehead kisses,,, ahhhh
König
Also feels really sorry for you, no matter if you reasure him its okay.
will ask if he can help somehow and just does his best to be there for you honestly.
Unhealthy amount of pet names but it's so fucking amazing trust me
also bear hugs that will make you feel like a fucking kid in his arms because that man his humongous fucking look at him
will let you hold his fingers instead of his hand
Graves
Excuse me while I scream
Look at him. hes so lana del rey old money coded I dont even know where to start.
hand on your thigh while driving, calling you all the sweetest pet names "darlin', sweetheart, babydoll,,,,", those stern little looks that make you melt, all the good shit. also constantly being called a good girl/boy/etc
will let you call him daddy
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whinesandwhimpers · 7 months
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rodolfo parra x f!reader headcanons (sfw & nsfw)
SFW
he loves to cook!! esp for u, loves when u praise his cooking and tells him how the meal he made tastes, hes deff cocky about his cooking tho like he knows hes good but hearing u say it!!
honestly u giving him any type of compliment about anything about him not just his cooking skills is like music to his ears
he is a romantic because i said so and we know its true anyway
gives u flowers, not just on the first date
kisses ur forehead, wrist, palm, everywhere, every fucking inch of u
big on physical touch with u
actually listens to what u tell him!! and remembers!! remembers what u like, dislike, if u have been wanting something for a while he'll surprise u with it before u can get it urself
breakfast in bed providing typa guy, doesnt even have to be a special day
a perfect fucking gentlemen. boundaries? respected. hand? held. home? safely. (hotel trivago)
if a bad guy kidnaps/hurts u, he is seeing red and the bad guy is not walking outta there alive, might even torture him a lil if rudys got time?? no one hurts his girl
will absolutely teach u spanish if u dont know it, gets so happy once u start understanding whatever he says in spanish to/around u, when u respond in spanish hes beaming :)
if hes jealous of someone talking/flirting to u he'll silently watch, knowing u can handle it/trusting u, until he spots any discomfort coming from u then hes coming over, putting an arm around ur waist, making it known to this person that ur his and they have zero fucking chance with u
when he proposes, he gets Alejandro's help, makes it perfect, pulls together all your fav things, fav flowers, fav drinks, fav food - its a priv dinner, not at some fancy restaurant, because he wants it to be personal - fav ring, he either already knows what u wanted or he got Alejandro to pretend he needed ur opinions and outright asked u which one ur fav is before he reported that info back to rudy
NSFW
hes not vanilla because i said so
he'd deff be down to try whatever u wanna try, he'd make sure ur never in pain or discomfort tho
switch
soft dom, wouldnt want to see u in pain or degrade u, ur his whole fucking life, his heart, his sun and moon, he is cherishing u and worshipping the ground u walk on
"look at you, mi amor, taking me so well"
"have i told you how beautiful you look lately?" he asks, his hand on your cheek.
you giggle, smiling softly at him and leaning into his hand, "you tell me at least once a day, my love."
"hm, not nearly enough then, hermosa." he replies, leaning in to kiss you.
orgasm denial tho if ur bratty, asking "are you gonna be a good girl for me, amor?"
...or edging until ur a pathetic blubbering mess pleading with him that u will be good and to let u cum - rare tho because ur normally such a good girl for ur sweet rudy and he hates seeing u cry no matter the situation - afterwards he's taking care of u, kissing any tears off ur face, spooning u
unintentionally leaves bruises on ur hips from gripping u too tightly, he just gets carried away with how good it feels holding on and thrusting into u :(
kisses any bruises the next morning, mumbling apologies between each kiss
likes leaving hickeys on u tho and spotting them later peaking over ur shirt, or the fully obvious ones that everyone can see, loves knowing everyone knows ur taken, ur his
his fav positions are ones where he can see ur face, ur eyes, kiss ur lips, its not just fucking to him, its intimacy, its special, its love
likes cockwarming because it means he gets to be physically close with u, u cradled against him, ur arms wrapped around him - while he's working, he has a strong will so if u shift a lil on his cock he wont let it bother him, "stay still, amor, im not finished with this paperwork", but it will bother u and when u get impatient and needy and start begging in his ear he'll take a break from his work to make u cum
hes the wide eyed, pouty, pathetic, whimpering and begging type mess of a sub, he just wants u so badly :( wants to please u, wants to cum in u :(
if u haven't cum before him he'll beg u to let him help u
if hes tied up he will be pulling at those bonds trying to get free just to touch u
if u tell him "no touching" he'll try so hard to be good but then his will snaps at a particular noise u make or how u work urself on his cock and he WILL desperately beg u whining out a "por favor, i want to touch you, mi vida"
his fucking wide doe eyes looking up at u (i cant-), if ur strong enough to resist that look good 4 u
dom or sub his focus is on u and making u feel good
king of aftercare ofc, hes bringing u some water, cleaning u up, cuddling u, etc, whatever! u! need! after the first few times hes got u figured out and doesnt even need to ask anymore
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chadillacboseman · 9 months
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Pairing: Phillip Graves x GN!Reader (no actual pairing between them tho) Word Count: Idk man. Like 1.5k. Warnings: Graves being pathetic, masturbation, pillow humping, reader is in a relationship with Alejandro. Summary: The MW2 timeline is fluid, and brother, I'm hooked up to an IV. Graves is in Las Almas with 141 and Los Vaqueros, sharing space with them as the hunt for Hassan continues. There's only one thing he wants while he's there. You.
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Phillip Graves isn't used to not getting what he wants.
Contractor money can buy almost anything, can sway almost anyone. Being denied isn't really in the handbook.
The first time Graves laid eyes on you, he knew he had to have you. You were bent low over a map, contemplating alongside Rudy and Alejandro.
You took his fucking breath away.
Graves and his Shadows have been with the 141 and Los Vaqueros for weeks now, searching for Hassan and the missiles with no progress. No end in sight.
He's done his yelling at Shepherd, spent countless hours on the phone begging for a way out of the contract or a base of his own in Las Almas.
"What is the problem, Graves?" Shepherd is frustrated, taking his call in between meetings and debriefs, "Can I not count on you to get this done?"
"Sir-" Graves is flustered, pacing the hallway outside the base's shop, "Their base isn't equipped-"
"Get the job done, Graves, and don't call me until you do!"
The line goes dead.
"Shepherd giving you a hard time?" you're leaning against the wall, your head cocked to the side as you observe him.
"You could say that," Graves shoves the phone back in his pocket and avoids your gaze.
Alejandro stuck Graves with you when he first arrived, tasking you with giving him a tour of the base and getting him familiar with the operations. You were radiant, effortlessly funny and undaunted by his power or his position.
The obsession is insidious, starting slowly, with Graves missing the sound of your voice or the way you smelled when you weren't around. He finds himself making excuses to be close to you, to take details that have the two of you alone.
He tries to hide it, tries so desperately to make sure no one notices the way he trails after you and stares at you with wide, pleading eyes whenever you speak.
Graves wants to have you so badly it hurts.
But he can't.
You're Alejandro's, and he makes that abundantly clear at every turn. He always keeps a protective hand on you, steals small kisses from you when he thinks no one is looking.
Oh, how Graves despises the Vaquero. He wants to see him bleed. To see him crumpled in a heap on the floor of some jail cell he'll never escape.
For now, he settles for watching from the shadows, pining like some lovesick schoolboy as he watches Alejandro enjoy what should be his.
He imagines what you must feel like, what you must taste like; he thinks of how soft your hair would be, splayed out over his pillow, his name tumbling from your lips like a prayer.
The need burns hot in Graves' chest, pooling and dark, so strong that it scares him. He's never wanted anything so badly in his life, never felt the hopeless, burning and inescapable jealousy he feels now.
He finds himself avoiding you. Avoiding your sun-bright eyes and infectious laugh. When you approach him, he turns heel and flees like a coward.
You notice. Of course you do. You're so fucking smart. Too smart for Alejandro, that brainless lout.
Graves takes to hiding in a server room at the base, some hole in the wall full of wires and blinking lights. It's loud, hot, and stifling, but it's mercifully free of you.
Until it isn't.
"Phillip, what the hell is going on with you?"
Your voice jolts him from his work, and he nearly sends his laptop clattering to the floor.
Phillip. No one ever calls him that- just you. It sends a burning, sizzling, hot lead of high voltage straight through his chest that makes his ears flush red.
"I don't know what you're talking about," Graves nearly has to spit it through his clenched teeth. He's a shitty liar, he knows it and you know it too. It's the reason he never joins in on poker nights with the 141.
"You're avoiding me," there's resentment and accusation in your voice, but there's something else too, something that makes his heart drop. Sadness.
Graves has been avoiding you. Even being in your presence makes him feel like he's losing control. Seeing Alejandro steal little touches, hearing the way you laugh when he whispers something in Spanish. It drives him mad.
"I have work to do, princess," he tries to soften the edge in his voice, but it doesn't work- the cutesy nickname instead feels like an insult lobbed at you.
You open and close your mouth a few times, processing what he's just said to you. You look hurt and he's spiraling. He wants to jump to his feet and cup your chin, to tell you to run away with him. Run back to the States and leave this shithole behind.
"Fuck you, Graves," you turn on your heel and disappear from the doorway. The use of his last name stings- it takes everything in his power to not race after you, to apologize and beg for your forgiveness.
It's your turn to avoid him now. Graves expects relief, but he doesn't get it. You're so deeply embedded in his brain that he can't seem to shake himself out of his obsession.
He wants to apologize- no, he needs to apologize to you. You're hard to find, though. Making yourself scarce in areas you know he'd be in. Maybe you won't forgive him. Maybe you'll tell him to fuck off and that will be enough to snap him out of it.
Graves finally finds you in the shop. It's late, later than you have any business being there. Alejandro went off-base hours ago.
"Hey-" his voice sounds small and threatens to crack, dropping like a dead weight in the tense air.
You don't look up from what you're working on, merely offering him an almost imperceptible nod to acknowledge his presence.
"What do you want, Graves?"
To apologize. To tell you the truth. To pin you to the wall and-
"If you haven't got anything to say to me, then please leave me alone," you sound annoyed, but there's something else to it. You don't want him to leave, but he doesn't know that.
"Look, I'm..." he trails off, the words aren't coming out. It's like they're stuck just behind his tongue. Suddenly, he's fifteen again, stuttering in front of the third new classmates he's had that year.
"I'm sorry," the apology finally falls out of his mouth, almost as one word in his hurry to say it, "For the other day."
You finally look up at him, and he feels his heart leap into his throat. In the dim light of the shop, your features are even more striking. Your eyes glimmer under the yellow incandescent bulbs, and there's a smudge of grease on your cheek.
God, how he wants to reach out and swipe his thumb across your skin.
"Phillip," there it is again. It makes his heart hammer against his rib cage, "What's going on with you?"
He could tell you the truth. Maybe a slap across the face would change his opinion of you-
"Phil?" you reach out and tap gently on his vest, rapping your fingertips against the flag badge that adorns it, "Whatever it is, you can tell me."
Just say it. Say it! SAY IT!
Your phone rings and Graves jumps, his confession coming to a stop just behind his teeth. He glimpses the contact name on the screen and feels his nerves be replaced with a wave of jealousy.
Alejandro.
Your conversation with him is a blur, Graves catches words here and there, "soon" "in the shop" "I'd love that".
"Phil, we'll continue this conversation tomorrow, okay?" you cock your head and try to read his expression to no avail.
"Sure," he swallows, hard, and watches as you walk away.
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While the others are crammed together at the base, Graves is in private lodging, paid for on Shadow Company's dime. He tosses his bags to the floor and sheds his tactical vest, letting it drop haphazardly in a heap by the door.
The shower is calling his name, but he doesn't have the energy to do it, instead dropping onto the bed and cradling his head in his hands. There's no telling how long this assignment is going to last, how long he'll have to contend with his feelings and try not to make a fool of himself.
Graves thinks of your face, of the way you had looked up at him in the shop. You'd look so good with your lips wrapped around his cock, staring up at him with those beautiful fucking eyes of yours.
He groans, feeling the familiar tightness at his zipper, almost painful until he frees himself with a hiss.
"Fuck-" Graves grazes his fingertips over his length, pausing at the tip to swipe the pad of his thumb over the beads of precum collecting there.
He moans your name, hips bucking into the friction of his own hand, his mind conjuring up all the ways he would fuck you; all the ways he would make you his.
His hand isn't enough.
Graves rolls onto his stomach, the waistline of his jeans just low enough to expose him entirely. He grasps desperately, hands fumbling until he finds a pillow and jams it roughly between himself and the bed.
"Fuck, baby, that's it," it's not you, it's not the same, but the sensation is enough for now.
Graves grinds himself so lewdly he should be embarrassed, humping his pillow like a horny teenager, thinking of you. He moans loudly, the sound echoing in the empty room, as he ruts into the fabric like an animal.
He thinks of you. Of your scent, your smile, the way you say his name. He'd give anything to hear you cry it out while pinned beneath him, to have you come undone entirely because of him.
Graves braces his hand on the mattress, panting as he fucks into the fabric, his hips rolling in rhythmic thrusts as he chases his peak.
"So good," he's babbling now, his mind racing to envision you taking his cock, tight and fucking perfect, "m'gonna- gonna cum-"
Graves tumbles over the edge, crying out your name as he spills hot spurts of cum onto the pillow; his hips stutter out one final thrust until he's spent, panting into the mattress in the pressing quiet of his hotel room.
Graves rolls over, laying an arm over his chest as he tries to catch his breath. He stares at the ceiling, trying to imagine what it must be like to have you in an intimate moment like this, to have you soaked in sweat and curled into his embrace.
He tries to make peace with never knowing.
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erinfern0 · 7 months
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helping when you're stressed [nsfw]
simon "ghost" riley, john "soap" mactavish, kyle "gaz" garrick, john price, alejandro vargas, rodolfo "rudy" parra, valeria garza, farah karim, keegan p. russ, könig headcanons with gn!reader
— gender-neutral anatomy, gender-neutral nicknames, only used pronouns are you, etc.
summary: my thoughts on how I believe they'd help you with stress. nothing too in-detail tho.
warnings: dirty talk, oral sex, rough sex, different dynamics, mutual masturbation, fingering, stress, sex as stress relief, joi, many more probably.
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Simon "Ghost" Riley:
Entirely focused on you. Hates to use sex as stress relief for himself, but will gladly do it for you. Most likely, he will go down on you since he loves to not only taste you and make your legs shake around his head. He also loves to watch you from this angle. Always makes sure you're okay every couple of minutes, and doesn't mind being a little suffocated if you can't keep your legs open. Doesn't jerk himself off in the meantime, it just feels wrong to focus on himself while you're all exposed like that. Will definitely stop a couple of times to remind you to breathe, he knows how much you struggle to do it sometimes when you're too lost in the movements of his tongue and mouth over you. "Just like that, love, in and out" as he kisses your inner thighs. Constant eye contact is really important to him, so don't even try to cover or close your eyes on him.
John "Soap" MacTavish:
Probably will make you give him head first, giving you instructions, so you don't have to think about anything. Soft encouragements and his hand on top of your head. Not pulling, not pushing down – just slowly playing with your hair as you take him so well down your throat. Edges himself using your mouth. It takes him ages to finally accept his fate and cum. When he's done, he'll take his sweet time playing with you, caressing and kissing your body until you ask him nicely to finally fuck your brains out.
Kyle "Gaz" Garrick:
My man's a munch, a certified one I might add. I hope we all know it. He's not letting you go before you come at least twice from just his mouth on you. He loves the taste of your cum more than anything, especially on days when you're so upset. Not only that, but he loves to watch you unravel in front of him, slowly losing all that pent-up stress and anxiety. He's obsessed with holding your thighs, most likely wide open for him so he can leave hickeys on them in between your orgasms just to let you calm down a little. Doesn't usually end up inside of you. In most cases, he'll let you cum as many times as you need, get you cleaned up, and escort you to your bed.
John Price:
Definitely watches movies with you while caressing your body the whole time. You're not even sure when exactly his hand spread open your legs wide and dived under your clothes, but you don't mind. Especially because of how good this man is with his hands. Kisses your neck and tells you to just keep watching the TV. Loves to hear your muffled moans and whimpers when he asks you to be quiet because needs to see this scene. "Hush, love... Just for a second, okay?" Loves the feeling of your thighs tightening around his forearm. Easily gets him hard, but he won't let you touch him – it's all about you. He'll remind you how beautiful you are and how well you're doing for him just to see that cute blush on your face. Man's a tease. He'd stop a couple of times to focus on the movie, but never even once did his eyes lied on the damn thing. Watches you squirm and grind your hips against his hand instead.
Alejandro Vargas:
I believe him to be easily carried away. He'll start very slow, taking you to your bedroom, making sure you're comfortable in your position, slowly taking off your clothes, and watching for any signs of discomfort while taking off his own. Kissing your neck and chest, his hand slowly preparing you to take him while the other one helps him support his body over you. But give him a little more time and my man's getting impatient. Kisses getting a little sloppier, the movement of his fingers getting more chaotic, and before you know it – he's grunting over your ear while he's balls deep inside, steady and rough trusts at a medium pace. He definitely whispers to himself in Spanish to stay in control of his pace. One word and he'll slow down or speed up for you, but his main mission is to make you stop thinking about it all. No matter how rough he gets in the end, his words are always soft and praising you. Kisses you every time you get a little too loud not to disturb your neighbors.
Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra:
Just lie down and let him do all the work. He'll hold you as close as possible, whispering sweet nothings into your ear with very slow, sensual thrusts that drive you right to the edge pretty easily. Will only speed up if you ask him to. He's too worried he might be too much for you in moments like these, your brain already painfully exhausted with worries. He doesn't want your body to end up like that. Sweet praises in Spanish, but will make sure to repeat them in English if you don't understand. Makes you finish before him. Always slows down right after not to overstimulate you, only speeds up and finishes himself off when you ask him to keep going. If that was enough for you – "Don't you worry about me, amor" and kisses your forehead before taking his time to clean you up.
Valeria Garza:
Any signs of stress or pent-up frustration mean you're not getting out of her hold until you're just a little panting mess, not being able to think about your worries anymore. You can be as loud as you want but don't you dare give her orders, she'll definitely punish you for it. When she sees you struggle for most of your day, you're just her little mindless toy by the evening. She'll basically rip your clothes off of you and make you do exactly as she says just so you don't have to think about anything at all. Times like these make her a little more gentle during sex, will ask you if she's not pushing you too far from time to time. Starts off by telling you how to touch yourself, just a personal little JOI with her lustful eyes all over you. Then, she'll clean you up by using her tongue and mouth, slapping your thighs lightly every time you try to close them.
Farah Karim:
She's such a sweetheart about it. Will ask you if you need anything. Most likely, you'll just end up dry humping on the couch, lips too occupied with making out to actually ask her to take them off. But that's more than enough. She does her best not to get lost in pleasure and focus on you. Her hands roam all over your body, looking for all those most sensitive places. If that doesn't work for you, she might just guide you to the bed, sit down, and ask you to join her. She's a sucker for mutual masturbation, especially if there's a mirror in front of you two. Sometimes grows more vocal than you. Her eyes never leave your body. She looks straight into your eyes when she comes, her thighs trembling and tightening over her wrist but tries so hard to keep them spread for you to keep watching.
König:
Gives you most of the control, since he doesn't trust himself enough to do anything like that. Seeing you so stressed out gets him frustrated to help you, but he doesn't want to be too rough with you, so he'll just nod his head at whatever you want. Will most likely end up with you riding him, thanking him for letting you use him, while he holds your waist and helps you cum first. Loses his breath at the sight of you cumming all over his cock, especially if you make a mess. Will take as many breaks as you need and as many rounds as you truly want. Doesn't get overstimulated easily, so he can truly focus on you. He encourages you to stop thinking about anything other than this moment between you two. He believes allowing you to get rougher might help you to feel better. "Come on, schatz. I'm not made of glass", before guiding your hand to the nape of his neck to allow you to pull his hair.
Keegan P. Russ:
Bends you over the nearest surface, makes sure you're okay with it, and pulls down your pants. He's rough but caring, and will stop whenever you require a break. His dirty talk keeps your mind occupied while he adjusts you to his size and slowly thrusts into you. The longer you go, the faster he gets until you're a babbling mess, not being able to think about anything other than his skilled hands and cock inside of you. Most likely holds your throat, not to choke you, just to feel your pulse and make you slightly dizzy from the pressure. Cumming once isn't enough, you should know better. If you're not loud enough when you cum for the first time, he might get a little upset you're still holding back. "Come on, love. You can do better than that." His aftercare is divine. Makes sure to let you know all he did was for you, helps you in the shower, and most likely – will ask for feedback. He has to know if it was't too much.
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if Alejandro and Rudy state that Jade and Ghost is like forcing them watching a telenovela, then what about Alex and Farah? and what about Soap, Gaz, Lady and Price who have to watch it every single day?
🤣🤣 Okay first of all hello Anon!
For the note, Jade first appears in Verdansk in 2019. I'm gonna need to post more about their first encounter here, but they were faced with each other, thought each other was the enemy, and they parted ways.
Still in 2019, Jade often visits the Coalition encampment to meet with Laswell regarding her own solo mission as an MI6. There, she gets introduced to Alex and Farah, Price, Soap, Gaz and Ladybug (who treated her injured hand after being shot by Ghost, plus the one she mostly gets in touch with after 2019).
They didn't get to see much of Ghost and Jade's interaction in the camp, because shooting each other was first interaction ever and they were kinda spiteful of each other 😂. So the boys and Farah and Ladybug just left it at that.
Three years later, 2022, was special. Alejandro and Rudy felt like they watch telenovela everyday because the team spent their days and nights on the Fuerzas Especiales base for a week with non-stop action. They are confined in the base as it is their place of residence in Las Almas.
(Plus the Mexican urge to have chisme in the barracks are pretty high with them around 🤠)
After Las Almas and Chicago though, the 141 ships them like CRAAAZYY since Alejandro is so nosey and won't shut up about it, asking Soap for updates every single goddamn month. Even Gaz and Ladybug was in on making them have their first kiss.
Price (who's known Ghost longer than the others have) also sees how Jade's presence in Ghost's life is a good thing for him, so he also watches with a smirk under his moustance from the back like a BBC reality tv show.
Alex and Farah gets updates about GhostJade once in a while from Gaz and Ladybug. These news about them unknowingly gave Alex more courage to be more brave about his relationship status and future with Farah tho 👀
Thank you for asking! 💕
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catsnkooks · 1 year
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u asked for this kooks
gimme ur nastiest thots for ur cod bois I know v little but IM HERE FOR UR THOTS PLS EDUCATE ME
ok LISTEN i have so many thots.......so i'll break them down on my fav boys
ghost: mask kink OBVIOUSLY. that man sleeps with that damn mask on 24/7 lives in it so you know he's gonna wear it while y'all are fucking. also: breathplay. he's got a hand around your neck constantly, not even putting any pressure just there to tease you....also his fav position is doggy for this reason
soap: i think soap is a man that's tried almost everything, if he thought you'd be into it. definitely a switch!!! sometimes he wants to top and sometimes he prefers to let you take control. 100% has a thing for collars, whether on him or on you. also HAIR PULLING definitely pull his hair, bite him, leave marks, he LOVES it. loves to show off your marks to the other guys
price: DADDY KINK DADDY KINK DADDY KINK need i say more??? LOVES it when you call him daddy in bed and loves calling you baby. definitely 100% doms you and likes it, ordering you around. relentless teaser all the time. makes you cockwarm him while he's doing reports at home and teases you trying to get you to mess up
rudy: my sweet rudy........that's totally a sadist. like he seems so sweet and innocent but when y'all are alone something possesses this man and he's SO MEAN. constant edging, teasing, and then when you break? overstim. oh, you wanted to cum? well now you get to 6 times. better not beg him to stop because he'll just add more to the count
alejandro: this man is 100% a romantic at heart but he can be so steamy when y'all fuck. dirty talk constantly flowing. his hands are constantly somewhere on your body (tho i will say....he strikes me as a boobs man......) fav position is your ankles up to his ears. also: he eats you out like he's a man STARVING. getting you off at least 3 times before he even puts his cock in you.
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bingoboingobongo · 1 year
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task force 141 + mistletoe
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Characters: Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, John Price, Alejandro Vargas, Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra
Warnings: none
A/N: @leopardfang15 wanted this and i've been meaning to do it so here it is. also nilered renting out a whole island for his thioacetone is so iconic
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simon "ghost" riley:
okay so ik i already did this in a drabble earlier this month (taken by surprise) so this one might be a little shorter
anyways simon def kinda feels like mistletoe is stupid
he doesn't really understand the reason behind it
and also it's not like he ever went to any christmas parties as a kid so he doesn't have any experience to normalize it
that being said with the right person under the mistletoe he wouldn't be opposed to trying it out
he's definitely shy about it tho and he won't do it if anyone else is around
i feel like if you guys are already dating he might just give you a quick peck
and he'd either do it through the mask or just lift it up just so his mouth can show
ok wait off topic tangent really quick
but like imagine if you and him got caught under the mistletoe in front of everyone
but like it's not noticeable like imagine him just walking behind you under the doorway
and then him secretly kissing you from behind through the mask
idk man it's hard to explain here but you get it maybe
anyways if you're not dating and the circumstances are right then he'd definitely lift up his mask and kiss you more intensely
also @leopardfang15 brought the idea of ghost getting caught under the mistletoe with another task force member
and let's be real he would not even entertain the idea
doesn't even look at them and reprimands them too if they try anything
john "soap" mactavish:
alright so i feel like soap is definitely a mistletoe enjoyer
but it's not like a romantic thing as much as it's like a goofing around kind of thing
like he definitely tries to get "caught" under the mistletoe with every single member of the task force (plus laswell just because)
and lord knows he comes up with way too many overcomplicated schemes to get it to happen in front of as many people as possible
and he always tries to get the people under the mistletoe to agree
and he usually just gives them a big ole kiss on the cheek so that they're more inclined to say yes
but ofc with you he'll give you a giant kiss on the lips
and he'll definitely try to make a giant scene out of it until everyone else is groaning for him to stop
another thing is that he'll kiss you whenever you're under the mistletoe
doesn't even matter if it's when you enter and exit a room he'll kiss you twice and be happy to do it
that being said when it comes to the other task force members they weren't all as forthcoming
gaz, rudy, and alejandro we're definitely down tho and even gave him a cheek kiss back
laswell and price reluctantly agreed but did it with a smile on their faces
ghost just straight up refused
literally shouldered soap off of him like he was nothing
soap definitely moped about it after
kyle "gaz" garrick:
honestly i feel like gaz is pretty neutral about mistletoe
like he's down to kiss you under it but he doesn't go out of his way to find you
he also doesn't kiss anyone else under it
just you
when there's people around he'll just give you a quick peck on the lips or on the forehead
but when there's no one around he can be much more intimate
he'll wrap an arm around your waist and pull you close to his chest
and then give you a long, slow kiss
and you know he's gonna look at you after like you're the most beautiful thing in the world
and you know what as he should
if someone on the task force catches him under the mistletoe he doesn't kiss them back
with the exception being soap ofc (on the cheek)
he does give everyone else a hug though
he also managed to sorta hug ghost though (he sorta dapped him up so it was like that half hug back clap thing men do)
and he lorded this over soap's head for the rest of the month
john price:
alright so the fun side of price likes the idea of mistletoe
it's a pretty plant and he likes the excuse to kiss you
that being said the captain side of price just sees it as a walking hr violation
but he knows that all the task force members are super close to each other and he trusts them to not do anything without anyone's consent
so whenever it's time to decorate the base he always makes sure to get some mistletoe too
one year they were based in new jersey and he could get some fresh sprigs which was pretty neat
anyways price doesn't kiss anyone except you under the mistletoe
idk he's old he has a few conservative viewpoints around dating
but it's nothing problematic he just doesn't want to kiss anyone except you even if it's not romantic
now that being said he won't kiss you in front of the others
because he wants to try and keep his work and personal seperate
(he recognizes the irony if you're in the military)
but also because he's a captain and he feels it's not very professional if he's getting romantic in front of his crew
but when you're on your own he's more than happy to kiss you
and he'll kiss you very passionately too
alejandro vargas:
alright so i think i might have mentioned this in my very first headcanon of this christmas extravaganza but alejandro really likes mistletoe
i mean guys alejandro is like the definition of a romantic and mistletoe is such a romantic tradition
also like price he really likes the look of the plant
that being said alejandro is much more forthcoming with his mistletoe kisses
he'll give the task force members kisses on the cheek or hugs if he gets caught with them
but he saves kisses on the mouth for you
now alejandro also has a reputation of being intimidating but unlike ghost he's more than happy to kiss you in front of the team
but he's still classy so he's not about to be jamming his tongue down your throat in front of the guys
he'll save that for when you're alone
also if you get caught but you guys aren't dating he's super respectful about it
he's more than willing to just completely ignore the condition
he'll offer a kiss ofc (he's gotta do his due diligence) but if you say no he completely understands
rodolfo "rudy" parra:
alright so rudy is really excited to be doing mistletoe kisses
his parents never allowed him to partake in the tradition when he was a kid but it's such a staple of the holidays so he was always disappointed
now when he gets caught under the mistletoe with one of the guys he's much less shy and he's always happy to give them a hug or peck on the cheek
except for ghost and price lol he's a little intimidated by them
but gaz, alejandro, and soap are all fair game
however when it comes to you he can get a little shy
especially if you guys aren't dating, like he'll be blushing so hard and half of him is too scared to even ask if you want to kiss
alejandro definitely ends up seeing you two standing under the mistletoe but not doing anything and tells you two to kiss
and if you're down then rudy's the happiest man in the world
but even if you are dating rudy can still get a little shy
he'll kiss you passionately when you're in private
but when in public he might hold back a bit
that being said if you're being passionate he'll 100% match your energy even if he ends up a little flushed after
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lululandd · 10 months
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⤷ ❝ haunted ❞ headcanons 
the base is haunted lmao
im procrastinating a könig painting so my brain comes up with random ideas. rudy's part is mandatory to read im afraid, bcause it’s the preface. no pairing in this one, just silly headcanons of how each of them would react to actual ghosts.
141 + LV + ULF + laswell + könig + graves
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rudy has a sixth sense—mans legit scared of ghosts lmfao—and hated the 141 base. would complain and groan if alejandro says he has to go there. one time they were chilling cleaning out guns and an old man walks past them and the hair at the back of rudy's neck just shoots up.
"did anyone feel that?"
everyone just shrugs. asks him for clarification. he mentions seeing an old man passing by and then it clicks for everyone else in the room that it wasnt their ptsd or personal things they were going through, it was legitimately ghosts.
soap now realises that the disappearing people he sees in his peripherals aren’t just a figment of his imagination. after rudy’s discovery he would ask random people he was with if they could ‘see them too’ and most of the time the answer would be yes. if they don’t turn their heads to take a closer look, that is.
gaz would always ask anyone—privates, sergeants, lieutenants, captains—to accompany him if he has to go anywhere secluded, and they have to verbally agree. one time he asked a non-verbal sergeant and thought they really didn’t like gaz because of the ignored questions and the general unhelpfulness. the realisation only comes much later, when he went to shake their hand, and it just…went through. poor boy lost sleep the next three nights.
price has known for a while about the presence of ghosts but ignores them. he recognises some of them from his folders, from the photos in family homes that he has to visit over the years, from the memories he had of the battlefield. he won’t go to the third floor bathroom though. would rather piss and shit himself in the courtyard rather than go in there again. nope.
laswell knows from price. she had asked him who was the new young private that didn’t salute as they both walk past.
“just keep walking, kate.”
she immediately understood.
ghost now realises the young private that he thought resembles tommy could actually possibly be tommy and would sometimes speak aloud when he’s alone and can feel his presence. the vision doesn't follow him outside the base and he doesn’t know if he’s relieved or distraught over the fact.
graves scoffed at the audacity of these grownass men trying to scare him with childish pranks, until one particular night his footlocker opened itself and boy did he immediately remember his sunday mass prayers.
alejandro cannot see them, but knows they are there because he could feel the static in the air if they appear close to him. he is happy he can’t see because of the stories rudy have told him. about people in their own base with disfigured faces and bodies.
farah knows all the protection prayers so they don’t bother her. honestly they’re tame compared to the djinn’s she encountered back home. everyone feels so much safer near farah because they dont see anything for once.
alex calls farah lmao. mans can’t see them just like alejandro but every hair on his body stands up and if he gets agitated enough his stump would start hurting because he’s so tense and thats where he would call for farah. she taught him some prayers to ward them off but since he’s not of the same faith it sadly doesn’t work. good try tho.
valeria yells at them. when she was held captive she would see people in her container even though it hasn’t been opened in a while. she cusses them out and she would like to think it works because she never sees them again.
poor könig followed one into a corner when he was new at the base. he asked for directions and this private graciously led the way instead of just pointing where to go. it wasn’t until soap grabs him harshly by the upper arm and lead him to the correct way that the scot told him about the hauntings. he now also asks for verbal confirmation before following anyone anywhere. he has never felt his hand sweat that much before.
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*Rudy and Alejandro starring at Soap from across the room*
Rudy: Is that “The Problem”?
Alejandro: Why do you mean “The problem”
Rudy sighs: Remember the time I arrived here at the base for the first time? Well I accidentally entered Ghost’s room instead of mine. Of course I didn’t know it was his, so started snooping and checking everything around.
Alejandro: Aja? Y Que Pasó
Rudy: Well… I found a book? A notebook? I don’t remember well. I do remember a drawing, looked more like a picture. I didn’t recognize the person till two weeks later… well it was Soap.
Alejandro: Soap?
Rudy: Yeah! He was sitting in the distance with something that looked like a notebook, maybe drawing or writing? Who knows, well the thing is that next to it there we’re some words written.
Alejandro: What were the words?
Rudy: “My problem?”
Alejandro scoffs: “My problem?” What does that even mean…
Rudy: I mean, I know he’s a big pain the ass and yeah he can be annoying some time… but still, he’s not that bad.
Rudy continues: But I don’t see him as “A problem” to Ghost. Like they’ve been hanging out most of the time, you don’t see them without each other from here to there.
Alejandro: Pft yeah, and don’t forget how he’s the only one allowed to call him “Johnny”
“What’s that?” *A voice says from behind*
Rudy: G-Ghost, Hey… how long have you been back there
Ghost: Long Enough
Alejandro: Right Right… well we don’t mean any harm, we were just here talking…
Ghost clears his throat then sits besides them crossing his arms: So… why are we starring at Soap?
Rudy: N-nothing just uh… admiring. You know, him
*Alejandro kicks him in the feet*
Ghost: I see I see… interest lad isn’t he
Rudy: Yeah, I guess… he’s been distant tho
Ghost: Hm? Distant… well it’s, Soap
Alejandro: Yeah that’s kinda weird of him
Ghost: I guess it is
Rudy about to stand up: Why don’t I go check on-
Ghost stands up faster causing Rudy to bury himself in the coach: I’ll go…
Rudy: It’s alright I can-
Ghost: Stay. After all… he’s “My Problem”
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