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mwahkazu · 2 months

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random hcs of kazuha and the other people in the gang:

scara/kuni likes playing rhythm games like colorful stage: Hatsune miku or whatever it's called but refuses to admit it. so whenever he does the poll of "what should i play" his comments are flooded with either "PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING" or "PLAY ---- rhythm game" or bonus" "PLAY STARDEW VALLEY :D"

idk why but kazuha is one of those "don't talk to me before i drink my coffee/tea". if you talk to him after he wakes up, he's probably going to insult and shake your perception of reality and then smile after drinking and say some shit like "good morning. weather's good toady" as if he didn't just cause you to rethink life

heizou likes black tea. kuni and kazuha are green tea people. xiao likes to drink coffee. ayato likes boba. i like drinking water.

tysm for reading my random brainrot!!!

-rin

RIN I LOVE THESE HCS SO MUCH !! omg idk if you or anyone here has watched the anime fruits basket but there’s this one scene with the character yuki (who’s seen as like the prince of the school and reminds me of kazuha☺️totally not because they share the same jp va COUGH)

but there’s this one episode where he’s extremely clumsy and just so out of character as he’s waking up and i just see kazuha acting the same way along with his cold-ish attitude😭really whichever attitude you get definitely depends on how much sleep he got the previous night LMAO

ahem..now allow me to feed into my scara/kuni video game brain rots because i saw the words stardew valley and something in me awoke

video games with scara/kuni:

admittedly it’s a bit of a challenge to try and get him to play some relaxing/cozy games with you

i kinda feel he’s more the type to play mmos or fps games as they’re more fast paced and actually require more action from him

also ik some people might say he’s the type to be a “rage gamer” and be aggressive which i can see happening if he’s super into the game he’s currently playing

but normally he’s just the blunt player who calls you out on your bs LMAO

“how tf did you manage to shoot everything but the player?” “can you not read?” “ykw just follow my lead. explaining this to you is pointless.”

this kind of behavior tho is more so towards his close friends

w/ you it’s a somewhat of a different picture

idk if anyone knows that one meme where it goes: “YOUR AIM IS ASS! let me chill out—your aim is…not good, okay? let me be nice.” LMAO I FEEL LIKE THAT'S HOW IT WOULD GO WITH HIM😭

but ofc aside from that he’s patient with you and willing to even teach you special tricks and techniques that he uses in the game

whenever you manage to successfully do one of the things he taught you when you’re playing together, you’ll get all happy and giddy while he’s just be softly smiling at you, secretly finding your childlike excitement adorable

gives you a head pat or ruffles your hair while saying he’s proud or “see, i knew you could it”🥺

BUT ANYWAYS BACK TO COZY GAMES

there was one instance in which scara was playing at his desk one night, as usual

just a casual gaming session with his friends

you were off to the side watching him play and do his thing but being a little bit bored out of your mind

you always did this thing where if you were wanting his attention or were bored you’d sigh and wander aimlessly around the room

which is exactly what you were doing rn and ofc he noticed

he’d excuse himself from his friends for a second, muting his mic before turning to look at you, “you know doll, instead of sighing and pouting around like that you can just tell me you need something.”

“but…you’re playing with your friends aren’t you?” he’ll roll his eyes, “i can always play with them another day. it’s not the end of the world if you want me to stop and spend some time with you.”

so once he says bye to his friends that is when you introduce him to the wonderful world of cozy video games~

“hell no.” “WHAT ;-;”

it takes you a solid 10 minutes to finally get him to try stardew valley w/ you

and for once you finally get to be the one to explain how the mechanics and such work!

“and then…oh! there’s different crops for every season so we have to make sure we plant the right ones and- kuni? are you even listening—?”

bro is already in the mines fighting mobs and getting ore😭

self indulgent hc here:

you’ll tell him about the romance aspect of the game, how you can date other npcs and such

and you’ll explain how your favorite villager npc to romance is sebastian (or any other npc) gushing about cute he (she) is and just fawning over this pixelated character

he doesn't like this. at all. but won’t admit to his jealousy. there would be signs tho…

“where are you going with that quartz?” “i’m gifting it to sebastian so i can get more hearts for him…” “no give it to me we need more refined quartz”

“ooo should i ask sebastian to be my partner for the flower dance?” “no. you’re going to be my dance partner.”

yea don’t even think about trying to marry anyone else but him in the game

without even realizing it, you both will go hours playing this quaint little farming sim game together and by the time your eyes grow tired of staring at a screen for so long, suggesting you both get some sleep for the night he’ll frown

“but we’re almost done with year one..let’s just finish it and then go to sleep.”

he ended up staying up that night to finish while you went soundly to sleep

in the morning you’d wake up to find him cuddling you in bed, arms wrapped around and just pure soft mornings

you’d try to get out of bed to get breakfast started but he’d immediately pull you closer and tighten his hold on you

nuzzling his head into your necking and mumbling for you to stay in bed with him

which you do because how can you say no him <3

i could go on and on about this but i’ll stop myself here for now! humbly brought to you by rin and yuomi’s not so daily dose of brain rotting hcs together :D

#꒰ 💌 ꒱ ︵ 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙧𝙞𝙣 .ᐟ #꒰ 📰 ꒱ ︵ 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙙 .ᐟ #as you can tell im on a major fixation of stardew valley rn LMAO #these random on the spot hcs are always so fun to do hehe and i thank rin for giving me these ideas fr #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x you

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heartbreak-human · 3 years

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I’m in a sharing mood

here’s another

what was the last thing you read? One piece subtitles.

favourite movie? Book Thief?

favourite book? Troy?

dream date? Laying in bed with anime and candy :)

do you have a crush? Yes. (Her name is Bellamy, like a short-sweet-smart-swimmer girl version of the Bellamy of One Piece, they look like they could be twins otherwise.) (aka, she’s really tan and blonde)

what are your hobbies? Dweeb. Creativity with no end. (theres a lot, and i finish nothing)

what’s your favourite time of day? Snacc time. (whenever i want)

if you could look like anything, what would you look like? Same, but wavier hair, and reliably clear skin.

are you a romantic? Hell yeah.

what’s your favourite type of weather? Night, but it’s warm and barely humid (but not dry) with no bugs. ;D

what do you like talking about? Myself, clearly. But also shipping. And anime. And superpowers avec les theories.

what are your turn ons? Fictional characters. I’m ace but fictional characters are the only things/ppl that i would actually enjoy sex with. Other than that I’d rather look. I’m kinda iffy otherwise...

turn offs? Most real people.

if you got a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it? If i got more, probably back or shoulders.

do you want any pets? I want a cat ig because I have a doge, but walking a pet all the time is kinda time consuming. still love her tho. do prefer dogs tbh.

dream job? Voice coach for anime VA’s in JP bc they always get the english pronunciation wrong when they’re ‘speaking in wonderful english’. or maybe lyricist? Author? Taste tester?

dream place to live? Japan.

dream vacation? Japan/France/Greece/Italy

do you want any piercings? I’m getting more once the whole US is back to normal.

if you had kids, what would you name them? Middle names after anime (sorry kids) like mikaela, or smthn else not obvious but still otaku. youngest sister would be maeve bc im part irish and half chinese, and mei-mei is = to little sister, and it would make a logical nickname so...

what are your best traits? Passion for my obsessions.

worst traits? Everything else.

what’s your worst fear? Holes or endless spaces. i like small spaces.

what do you want to eat right now? churro and grilled cheese

what’s the best vacation you’ve been on? iceland? ireland?

favourite city? Either seattle or chicago

favourite social media platform? Instagram, if only it kept a list of posts i liked for reference like twitter. i cant bookmark EVERYTHING...

favourite article of clothing? Sweatpants/pj pants

do you play any sports? Did. no teams around other than school teams and k-8 teams for the ones i like unless i go pro. im not doing that. too much dedication.

favourite meal of the day? Lunch?

what are you excited for? BNHA movie or YOI movie, or next eps of Demon Slayer or SnK.

not excited for? Cicadas. Theyre EVERYWHERE, and it just rained at my place, so they’ll be coming once the temp is right.

when was the last time you cried? this morning.

dream house? the ground sketch is in my room

what’s something you hate about the world? mosquitoes

what’s something you love about the world? sugar and young children

what scents do you like? other ppls shirts. idk why bro, dont judge. im wearing someone else’s shirt right now, and they use a different detergent, so i feel nice.

what kind of sleeper are you? takes a while to get there, but after that, im a rock. i napped on a 2 hr bus ride to a track meet once, and they couldnt wake me up. some kids thought i was dead.

sweet or savoury? uh. depends on mood. savory rn tho.

are you a cat or dog person? dog.

how long would you survive in a zombie apocalypse? 3 months, then suicide.

free! ask anything no.

when do you feel safe? in small spaces with blankets and pillows.

are you trusting? until you betray me yes. im not a second chances kind of person tho. :(

what fictional characters do you identify with? All of them. Me and luffy have the most parallels tho. (but im not flexible)

what labels do you commonly get? bitch (im not a girl but ok)

what soung would be your life anthem? CHOKE or smthn

what issues are you dealing with right now? Hunger. im in a public space im not allowed to eat in, but if i go outside cicadas will-

how can someone win you over? food or anime ranting.

what’s something about you people don’t know? i can dislocate both shoulders, all of my toes, sing the abc’s backwards, do that weird muscle bridge thing with my abdomen, and also im a freak (yall knew that tho)

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#all about me #boring #dont feel pressured #to #read this #ok? ok #.

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altfire-archive · 7 years

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dhosa’s journal highlights (pt. 1)

i only have ~6.6k words in her journal rn so here’s some fun stuff

From Last Seed, 18th

Met a fool (literally... jester getup and everything) on the side of the rode blathering about burying his mother and a broken wagon. Asked me to convince a farmer nearby to help. Nearly refused, 'til he promised gold. I'm awful low at the moment, of course, so I did the deed. Poor sod's wagon should be in working condition soon enough.

Too bad I stole the horse when he wasn't looking. Ha! A fool indeed. -D

From Last Seed, 21st

If I never see another damned wolf again, I could die happy. -D

[...]

Easy enough. Brynjolf has given me another task - intimidate three townspeople who owe the Guild coin. I'm not usually one to take orders, but anything for coin, right? Ha! -D

Collected the 300 coin only to be paid in potions. There'd better be gold in my future or Brynjolf may discover he's got steel daggers in his, ha. -D

From Last Seed, 23rd

It was midnight when we finished up. Cave now lies devoid of life and valuables, as it was meant to.

"Ready to head back?"

Marcurio didn't answer immediately, stepping around the bandit camp directly outside the cave's entrance. "Must we? We could stay the night here."

"In the cold? I'd rather not. There's a bed at The Bee and Barb calling my name."

He leaned one arm against the structure holding the cooking pot over the fire. The fire's warmth was, admittedly, very nice. "We could always share body heat, if you grow too cold-" He paused. "I never got your name."

"First of all, in your dreams, mage." I snickered. "Second, it's Karra."

"Fair enough," he laughed. "Still, I'm not keen on walking all the way back to Riften in the cold and dark."

In the end I agreed, thoughts of my walk to Dawnstar fresh in my mind. The walk up here had taken hours - and that was when we were rested and the weather was fair.

So we sat around the fire, picking through whatever food the skooma traders had left us and downing quite a bit of mead. Inside the cave was a bar, complete with (now dead) gamblers and (now dead) pit wolves meant to fight.

Marcurio spun tale after tale of adventures (more like misadventures, with how much trouble he seems to get into, ha!) and continuously asked if I had any of my own. I told him of Erandur and Vaermina's skull of whatever in Dawnstar, but nothing more. Nothing of dragons and nothing outside of Skyrim.

"You know," he slurred, leaning heavily to the side and nearly toppling over, if I didn't shove him to the other side. "'Karra' doesn't fit you. 'S too soft."

"I've got other names," I said, and now I realize it may have been too much. "Went by 'Jonh' in part of Cyrodiil. And, er... 'Saadne' in another."

He cooed in excitement. "Ooh, a woman of many names. Exciting! No, mysterious. Oh, how I love a good mystery."

I yawned. "Well, I'll not sit here and let you pick me apart until you solve me. I'm going to rest. Touch me or my pack and you'll be dead before sunrise."

He laughed, but in a way I knew he took the threat seriously. Less a mockery and more an understanding, as if I were behaving just as expected. I'm a simple woman, what can I say.

From Last Seed, 25th

It's far past midnight but not yet dawn, so I've just met with Marcurio at the Inn for a drink.

"Long day?" he asked, ever-present smirk twitching.

I was - still am - soaking wet from the storm outside. "You could say that."

"Let me guess-" He took a long, meaningful look at my armor. I didn't know it was so recognizeable, but half the guards in Riften have pointed it out by now. "-thievery?"

"Would you believe me if I told you I was helping the needy at the temple of Mara?" I joked, twirling my ring absently. It's enchanted to aid in picking pockets, something I found in... was it Riverwood?

He barked a laugh, too-loud. Everything he does is too loud - I'd worry about my "reputation" being dampened by the rest of the customers here at the Inn being privvy to my... hobby, but it's so late none are here but the Argonian woman who runs the place and Sapphire, a fellow member of the guild.

"I wouldn't," he said. "Not for a second."

I shrugged. I told him what I was doing - improving my reputation so I could buy the house, then leaving for Whiterun. He insisted he come along - he doesn't often leave the Rift, I suppose.

When I asked if that were the reason, he faked offense. "Would you believe me if I told you I simply enjoy your company?"

I snorted. "I wouldn't. Not for a second."

From Last Seed, 28th

One would think the alchemist, of all people, would have health potions. Apparently one would be wrong! -D

Could I PLEASE go one day on the road without being attacked by someone sent to kill me? -D

[...]

"He said he'd hand it over if you cut him down."

"And he did."

"No, you just filched it off his corpse. Was that necessary?"

I shrugged. "Maybe not. Rather not take the chance. 'Sides, doesn't sound like there's anyone around to miss him."

Found the thief wrapped up in the web of a massive frostbite spider. Said something about knowing how the claw "works," and "fits together" with a door. Said I wouldn't believe what the Nords have hidden here.Color me intrigued. We'll push on. -D

From Last Seed, 29th

As I walked back toward Whiterun to report to the Jarl, reeling at the raw power I'd felt and at "Dragonborn," I heard- it HAD to be a Shout, but instead of coming from me or some draugr, it came from far away, echoing off the mountains. DO-VA-KIIN!

The Jarl says this was the Greybeards - masters of "the Way of the Voice" - calling to me, summoning me up to their mountaintop monastery. Then he said something about 7000 steps (SEVEN THOUSAND?) to the top, and all the day's events caught up to me at once.

I'm suddenly... very tired. Up all night at the barrow, then couldn't sleep at the Inn, then fighting a gods-damned DRAGON. If they expect me to head to High Hrothgar immediately, they are SORELY mistaken.

I'm renting a room with Marcurio at the Inn now. Thankfully this one isn't closed.

Tonight, rest. Tomorrow... I don't know. This Bleak Falls business wasn't supposed to last so long. I should be in Solitude by now.

It's just... well. Shaking down a corrupt lizard doesn't feel so important compared to everything else that's happened. Funny how killing a dragon puts things into perspective, ha.

From Heartfire, 2nd

Mercer knows where to find the traitor - Karliah. Apparently she murdered the last head of the Guild, and she's back where she did it, in some ruin. Mercer wants to meet me there as soon as possible.

I'm going to spend the day in Riften and leave Marcurio here when I leave tomorrow. I feel bad leaving him after our talk, but I can't bring him on Guild business. He's an outsider. -D

"Fine, I'll stay here," he said. "But only if I have access to Honeyside. And Stone."

"I'm taking Stone with me. Honeyside is fine, everything valuable is locked up." I paused. "No sleeping in my bed. And no strangers."

"Fine."

"And leave the Axe of Whiterun on the wall."

He laughed. "I'm not an unruly child, Karra."

"You had me fooled," I teased. I tested the weight of my daggers in my hands - I traded out my steel for Dwarven metal, my old ones sitting on the mantle. The new ones gleamed like stars in the firelight but the extra weight will take getting used to. "I should be gone. I'll be back in a day or two. If I'm gone longer than that, tell the Greybeards I died."

"I don't like you well enough to climb seven thousand steps, my dear," he said. "I could pay a courier to do it with your inheritance."

"Inheritance? If I die it'll be in the company of the a current Guild member and a former one. They'll strip me bare before my corpse hits stone."

"Fair enough." He paused, something like nervousness on his face. Never seen that before. "Good luck."

I nodded and was out the door without another word. Now, leaving the city. According to the marker Mercer put on my map, the ruin is further north than I've yet been. I'm... less than excited.

Nevertheless, I'm prepared to ride all night. -D

#(tho i won't pick them up for a while lol idk when i'm gonna pick up jenassa and vilkas is in the far future)#and dhosa's lmao #dhosa #fanfiction #i intend to have three followers eventually and WOW that's gonna be a lot of dialogue #i'm still trying to pin down marcurio's character hm #skyrim #watch your feet #my writing

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dykejutsu · 7 years

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All the musicals for the ask thing (or whichever ones u want) 💕💗

Oh goodness lmao it’ll keep my from doing homework so lets go!

Musical: Name? Sarah “Sara-Jane” GrubbBroadway: Sexuality? bi/aceTimes square: Gender? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (def identify with women but not completely lmao)Big Apple: Age? 19Broadway star: Eye color? brownMerch: Hair color? red/blondeStage: Religion? im a jew yoOverture: Where were you born? salem, vaOrchestra: What are some of your hobbies? sleeping, getting high, netflixFront row: What languages do you speak? only english, but I'm working on learning aslBalcony: Do you play an instrument? fUCK YEAH I CAN PLAY CLARINET AND BASS CLARINET AND THE STEAL PANPlaybill: Do you play any sports? HAHBackstage: Do you have any pets? yes, a doggo and a kittyRehersal: Piercings? only my earsMic check: Tattoos? no ;;Opening night: Glasses or contacts? contacts but good god i need classesAudition: What time is it right now? 10:19pmWicked: Favorite food? mac and cheese yo!Phantom of the Opera: Favorite color? blueChicago: Favorite animal? all cats, big cats smol catsSweeney Todd: Favorite movie? lion king and the cat returnsLes mis: Favorite quote? “do no harms but take no shit”Into the woods: Favorite drink? pepsi or that ice blue gatorade Newsies: Favorite song? shelter - porter robinsonSeussical: Favorite band? n/aSongs for a new world: Favorite happy memory? watching the spiderman trilogy with my nana when i was a fetus like all the fucking time Hairspray: Favorite flower? i feel like i need to say roses and daisies since tho are our school flowers Pitch perfect: Favorite scent? i like anything vanilla, fruity, or woodiesWest side story: Favorite Tv series? parks and rec or shamelessPippin: Favorite game? POKEMONThoroughly modern millie: Favorite youtube? i really like the game grumpsRent: Favorite character? Sakura from card captor sakuraHeathers: Favorite book? the great gatsby and to kill a mockingbird 9 to 5: Favorite fairytale? n/aGrease: Favorite mythical creature? yikes thats too hardIf/then: Favorite author? n/aJekyll and Hyde: Favorite name? n/a25th annual Putnam county spelling bee: Favorite Season? n/aUrine town: Favorite time of day? early morning (even tho I'm never awake for that lmao)A chorus line: Favorite actor/actress n/aKinky boots: Favorite ride at an amusement park? n/aAnything goes: Favorite hairstyle? any messy hair styles Book of mormon: Favorite joke? it’s all oger nowLion king: Favorite show when you were a kid? pokemon probablyLittle mermaid: Favorite ice cream flavor? mint chocolate chipSoprano: Ever been in love? ehMezzo: Ever had a crush? girl I've had waaaayyy to manyBelter: Ever fallen out of love? fuck yeah i haveAlto: Ever asked someone out/ been asked out? yeah, once i did it when i was drunk off my ass it was wildContralto: Ever cheated/been cheated on? dude probably, i’m like pretty sure my last 2 girlfriends cheated on meTenor: Ever been kissed? yesBaritone: Ever been cuddled? yes (and i fucking need to be rn)Bass: Ever been heartbroken? yesVocal range: Ever been in a relationship? yes Warm ups: Have you always known your sexuality? yes? i didn't know about the ace part until like last year but i’ve always know i had a thing for men and womenBreathing: When was the last time you had a crush? i mean i have one now so Pitch: Do you want to marry one day? eh? it would be nice but i kinda view marriage as more for the legal benefits bc you don’t need this big old ceremony and a ring to promise someone you love themNote: Do you like someone now? yes!Posture: Does someone like you? SHE SAID SHE DOES BUT IM AN ANXIOUS SHIT SO IM ALWAYS WORRIED SHE DOESNT LIKE ME ANYMORE ;;16-32 bars: Are you in love with love? wtf does that mean?Theatrical: I like your blogLyrical: You're cuteJazz: Date me?Vaudeville: I wish we talkedHip hop: Do you have a secret?Tap: I like ____ about youModern: I wish I was youBallet: I want you to notice meBallroom: Did you like this past year? 2016? i mean it was aight but it was also shitLine dancing: Do you like me? fffff yesTango: I wish we lived closerFree style: *hug*Character: Winter or summer? neitherScript: Fall or spring? both these seasons make me more depressed than i am so noActor: Ice cream or hot chocolate? ice creamActress: Fruit or vegetables? fruitLine: Hugs or kisses? BOTHStage fight: Early bird or night owl? night owl...Stage kiss: Dresses or sweatpants? both, sweats are comfy but dresses mean no pants at allStage presense: LA or NYC? nycProjection: Breakfast or dinner? breakfast manEmotion: Hot weather or cold weather? ehMonolouge: Art or sports? art, you think i do sports?Dialouge: Coffee or tea? coffee

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a-complete-mystic-mess · 7 years

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RFA + Saeran caring for MC on her period

Okay so I didn’t get a real request for this but my friend is on her own little personal shark week rn and she really wanted this done so leT’S GET ON WITH IT

Yoosung: • you’re acting really strange • MC WHAT’S WRONG ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU MAD AT ME • Yoosung honey • I’m fine • I’m just taking my last breaths on my period • Lmao dis boi is so embarrassed • Yoosung: omg I’m so sorry mc can I get you anything • MC: well actually • Yoosung: Shit • when he gets to the store he calls his mum • “Hi mum. Yep I’m fine I was just um wondering, haha it’s a little awkward, um, well, what’sthebestkindoffeminineproduct?” • his face is redder than seven’s hair • grabs what you need and lowkey sprints out of the store • pulls in the driveway • pulls out of the driveway • lmao he forgot comfort food • legit buys the the entire sugar food isle • bribes the cashier to hand over some Honey Buddha chips • welp there goes 4 hours worth of pay • It’s worth it for you tho • as he’s driving he resolves to give every last one of those goddamned chips to you • okay one won’t hurt lol • he pulls into the driveway with half a bag of chips and 5 bags of junk food • he has you sit next to him while he plays LOLOL so you can snuggle with him • ends up quitting the game just to move to the couch cause that would be more comfortable for you • the little cinnamon bun makes you a nice supper of your favourite food and serves it to you in bed • you fall asleep right after and he tucks you in

Zen: • He sees the tampon wrapper in the garbage • He knows how bad your periods are • he still has nightmares of you in bed crying over a cat that stuck up for itself against a a dog • It would have been cute • IF YOU WEREN’T SOBBING • damn cats • so you were out at work and the director gave him a day off • he wanted to make his princess feel loved and well cared for • OFF TO THE SUPERMARKET • he p r a n c e s i n • he regrets his enthusiasm • why tf are there so many • help this man • legit walks up to some lady down the isle and asks her what she recommends • Gets the goods • buys those little one person ice cream cartons • 14 of them • gets a bunch of boxes of chocolate for free bc the cashier was a fan and got his autograph • it works out bc they all have his face on them and that’s sure to make you feel better right? • you come home tired af to your boyfriend unpacking 14 cartons of ice cream into your freezer while shoving as many boxes of chocolate as he can in your fridge. • oh. • hey MC. • you laugh and then head straight to the toilet bc cramps and nausea and blood oh my • orders takeout bc this boi can’t cook for shit

• you are so in love

Jumin:

• wait what

• you’re on your

• your

• *whispering* period?

• and you

• need

• products?

• GREAT ILL JUST GET SOMEONE TO GO FETCH YOU SOME STUFF TELL ME MC HOW HEAVY IS YOUR FLOW HOW WIDE SET IS YOUR VA-

• you are embarrassed

• you are v v v embarrassed

• he just asked you how wide set your vagina is I n f r o n t o f h i s d r i v e r

• uh Jumin I can just get them myself

• nO MC ITS FINE YOU NEED TO REST

• then YOU go get them, M R. H A N

• he can tell you’re not pleased with him

• so he gets to the store

• and he just kinda

• stares at the label of the most expensive tampons he could find

• turns out there were 125 extra absorbent ones in that package

• he realizes that he doesn’t know weather you prefer pads or not

• or how heavy your flow is

• so he buys one of everything

• plus the best pain relievers he could find

• also lots of food

• Announcing to the cashier: MY KITTEN MUST HAVE ONLY THE FINEST OF TREATMENT *drops 7 bags of feminine products on the checkout*

• He gets home

• you’re crying because “he’s the best and you don’t deserve him and you’re sorry you were so mean earlier and blah blah blah mood swings blah blah”

• he doesn’t understand why you’re crying but he hugs you and kisses you and snuggles you and takes the next day off work just to make sure you’re okay

Jaehee:

• she knows the pain

• she knows what it’s like

• so when you’re yelling “FUCK”, searching through your dresser she knows you ran out

• so she can just give you one of hers, right?

• I mean you two have been synching your cycles for the past five months and she uses the same stuff you do

• wrong

• she’s out too lol

• so you both set off to the store

• she gets the pads while you get everything else

• you return to her with a cart full of what looks like supplies for the zombie apocalypse

• heat pads and chocolate and coffee oh my

• you get back home and give Jaehee Zen’s most recent musical that came out today

• MC I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

• as friends tho

• you spend the rest of your day snuggling on the couch drinking coffee and watching Zen prance around the stage singing and dancing

Seven:

• “hey uh Seven um I need to go to the store”

• “no no no you will not it’s not safe”

• “I just need to get something”

• “MC I can get it”

• you slide him a piece of paper with what you need on it bc even if you tell him 70 times he still probably won’t remember

• “what can’t you order this online?! Can’t I get Vanderwood to buy these?!”

• “Seven NO”

• “Seven YES”

• *dialling Vanderwood*

• “can you grab me some ultra thin heavy flow pads from the store please”

• he pauses while listening to Vanderwood ask him what on earth he needed those for

• “um”

• “uh”

• “an experiment”

• Vanderwood hangs up thinking it’s one of Seven’s jokes

• he awkwardly slips out of the door

• guess what he forgot

• the paper

• he gets to the supermarket and looks for the paper

• It ain’t there

• he tries to remember and just grabs the first thing he sees

• I mean they’re all the same right?

• he slinks over to the self checkout

• out

• of

• order

• gets in line

• the cashier gives him a funny look

• “Sir, are you okay? Your face is really red, can you breathe?”

• “I’m fINE” he chokes out

• he somehow makes it back home

• he hands you your shit and quietly goes back to doing god knows what in his computer

• “Seven, these are ultra thin LIGHT flow”

• “Can’t you just put two on top of eachother?”

Saeran:

• poor bby is clueless

• YOU BLEED OUT OF WHAT

• AND YOU’RE STILL STANDING

• THE FUCK

• wait you need me to go get you some stuff

• oh

• well I mean you’re standing up now what’s stopping you from walking around a store for 5 minutes

• Saeyoung snorts

• “well YOU’RE not bleeding out of your dick so go get her some stuff”

• since he’s pissed that his brother thinks he can’t handle buying you your lady products, he storms out of the door

• he has a list because he did research online to see what food/medicine to get you • but only to prove that asshole wrong

• anyone who dared look in his general direction would get shot tho

• he gets back home with your stuff

• the stuff he got to prove his idiot brother wrong

• he didn’t go overboard but he made sure you would be content

• but only to show that bastard that he could do it

• you were very content and you gave him a thank you kiss

• who was he kidding

• he did it because he loves you

• he’s cool lol

• it’s natural MC don’t be embarrassed

• gets you what you need

• also gets you what you want

• he’s chill at the store

• I mean how many people are actually going to think they’re for him

• snuggling (and only snuggling!!) is how you spend the next week

BONUS SEVEN: “Wait, does this mean I don’t be getting any for the week?!”

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