#theyre all clueless and thats funny

[laxxarian]

Some silly thoughts that I randomly got while my eyes are growing heavy....

Bruce had not (or probably forgot to) announce that he had a new kid, which is Danny Fenton so now, Danny has three secret identities.

Also, Bruce doesn't know about Fenton being Phantom.

And also, Danny got adopted solely because right after he fought Skulker and Desiree, he ended up being in Gotham. With his powers being short circuited a few times during the fight, he looked like a homeless beggar, beaten up and everything in his human form. Even at the end of the battle, his powers had not let up just yet, fortunately he was able to soup both of the ghosts with his thermos.

So while walking down the streets, it was night time, some thug came and tried to mug the boy only to be rescued by Batman since he was on patrol.

And Danny being Danny, lies elegantly. Now, Batman and his best friend Paranoia, advised and guided Danny to a manor and there, history begins.

All because Danny lied about having no parents when in truth, Maddie and Jack were all waiting for him to come back for dinner. (they knew of his ghostly powers)

Danny doesn't know Bruce being Batman, and Batman doesn't know Danny being Phantom.

..........

Danny Fenton

Danny Wayne

Danny Phantom

...........

Danny kept persuading Bruce to let him go to Amity Park since he always wanted to stay there (also cuz he can't stay out of his Haunt for too long) and Bruce let's him.... Without forgetting to give him allowance.

............

Sooner or later, Danny gets a call from Bruce, the man usually calls or Danny calling him cuz their family now and all that and they would talk casually and stuff cuz for some reason, Bruce can't get past a firewall that's protecting Amity Park and all of its residents are there getting their online acc being protected as well.

And Danny expected Bruce to ask him how it was going on his side but then was taken aback cuz the man invited him to the manor for a family night.

With much consideration, Danny agreed. Only to be surprised that Danny wasn't the only kid cuz there are other look-alikes sprawling around the manor.

So the guilt he has inside his heart dissipated cuz a part of the reason why he signed the adoption papers was that he thought Bruce was a lonely man and he had a different vibe than Vlad and on the plus side, he could show off the adoption papers at Vlad.

............

The Batkids stared at the new kid, glaring at Bruce as to who is he while the man himself was confused as well, did he not tell them? He thought. And no, no he did not.

............

#danny phantom #batman #crossover #dpxdc #danny fenton #batfam #one named mads and the other jack. it was to practice in not being so mean to the human jack #maddie and jack are actually engineers and scientists for the JL but since they dont talk much of their profession #good parents jack and maddie #good redeemed GIW #redeemed vlad #vlad has two cats #jack and maddie are both scientists and engineers for the JL and since they dont talk much of their actual profession danny and jazz had no #idea of them being one at all #bruce doesnt realize that dannys parents are also in the JL #danny doesnt know bruces other identity but when danny and batman are at the watchtower #they recognize each other but dannys parents arent aligned with dannys random visits at the watch tower #danny works with the JL only for a few times #they all have no clue #theyre all clueless and thats funny

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,

if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."

i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,

i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason

#crazy that the mindset some people on here have is that theyre the only ones allowed to post their opinions #ive repeated this a lot on this blog but i rlly think people forget that the person on the other side of the screen is in fact a person #if ur harassing people and publicly making fun of them then ur just as bad as any real life bully #that shit isnt as funny or harmless as u like to pretend it is #not once have i ever targetted anyone or went on someones blog to harass them over my opinion #yet people think its fine to do the same to me and treat it as if its like. revenge or something #like ? me saying 'i dont like toxic yaoi' is not equivalent to someone going on someone elses page and going 'how tf do u like toxic yaoi' #I DONT CARE !! all ive ever done is sit in my own little bubble and had opinions and that makes people mad #honestly though the people who will publicly talk and post abt it are significantly meaner #and i want to act like im not bothered by it because i know most of them r just angry that someone has a different opinion #and they want all their followers to bandwagon off of them (idk why maybe for validation or whatever-same reasons anyone would bully) #but seriously if u actually do think that something i said was out of line and crossed thise boundaries- just fucking tell me ? #im a person bro. ur solution to disagreeing with me shouldnt be 'lol im gonna post abt this and make everyone harass them' #have a conversation with me dude i dont bite ? if u cant talk to me like a person then just dont fucking say anything wtf #its so cowardly to be like 'well no i didnt wanna say anything to u cuz i didnt wanna be rude.. so instead i publicly made fun of u!' #LIKE WHATTTT STOPPPPP </3333 #ok anyway this post wasnt supposed to get THAT serious. #MY POINT IS just be considerate of other people and dont base ur hatred off of assumptions #ur deflecting the blame onto someone else because u dont want to admit that ur just a fucking bully lol #being inconsiderate on here is something ive also been guilty of back when i first joined the fandom and was clueless #but grown ass adults who have been on here way longer r still doing that shit which is crazy #and i cant say anything because they have so much leverage over me and idk if its on purpose or if they dont even realize #ok im putting fandom tags cuz i want people to see this sorry. this is my one post thats actually targetted but its at a lot of people #so if u look at this and think 'hey i do that' pls evaluate urself<3 #i mean its also targetted at everyone who does this anonomously so i dont know who it is OKOK IM DONE BYE SORRY HOPE THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE #watch nobody read this fr #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #meows post

[midnightfangz]

There's something about silly cafe AUs that soothes my soul so much

#hi. my name is pluto and i came up with yet another idea for a fic #will i ever finish the previous wips? who knows #anyways. imagine a spiderverse cafe au where the spiders run a small cafe/restaurant/bakery whatever #the parker surname is funny inside joke bc none of them are related #peter b is either that one employee whos been there longest (has a lot of experience) or is the owner #peter b's mary jane delivers the fruit and vegetables and whatnot. theyre exes and are trying to act professional #but they decide to try again (like in the movie). the drama is unreal and the rest of the spider squad tease him about it so much #gwen is that one punk teen thats kinda scary. feels like shes judging you but shes actually just tired #rude customers stand no chance against her. makes delicious coffee. makes the best playlists. chill coworker #peni is also a teen. the best coworker you could ask for. customers love her bc shes very pleasant and overall really really nice #miles is the fresh faced part timer. kinda clumsy. well liked amongst the aunties and moms #draws THE BEST doodles on the cups/bags and so on #noir is also the scary coworker whos very chill once you get to know him. takes care of the deliveries. makes the food #strong as fuck. all the moms and grandmas fawn over him but hes clueless #felix (male felicia hardy. kinda an oc at this point?? love him so much) is one of the delivery guys. very punctual and pleasant #also very charming. brings gifts and things like that to people he likes. sneaks in snacks #benjamin (noir) doesnt care much for him at the beginning but after some time he weirdly?? feels upset?? when the delivery person #is not felix?? they start talking while taking the stuff out of the delivery van. laugh. get to know each other better #then felix starts visiting the cafe/whatever. becomes a regular. benjamin starts giving him food/coffee 'for the road' #the rest of the squad thinks theyre disgustingly adorable and try to get them together #I JUST CAME UP WITH THIS BUT I WILL DIE IF I FORGET ABOUT THIS #midnightfangz.txt #fanfiction #writing #long tags #spiderman: into the spiderverse

[officialgleamstar]

oh if its okay to ask, id love to know some of your thoughts on Ron/Jodie? like I like them in theory but I haven’t really considered them much? if that makes sense?

i might be too eepy to be coherent here. rodie makes me feel like i could walk to the moon. but like. LIKE. rodie just makes sense to me on a lot of levels.

we have the canonical element of jodie like, literally, being tied to ron via a demon bond. i will never be normal about that. on another level, jodie liked ron even before the demon thing came to fruition! if i recall correctly, ron was the dad who got along with jodie best at first! they had some fun moments ("call me bad again" ARE YOU KIDDING MEBJHGBFHJBDHJGBF) and i miss them so much!

i also think theres this interesting element of like... they are both losers bghbghfdfdbdjh my favorite joke will always be "the demon king of hell is obsessed with the world's goofiest-looking emotionally awkward step-father, and the demon king is the bigger loser between the two" LMAO. ron is a genuinely good guy, but hes so socially inept and bumbling and just... clueless. meanwhile jodie is just an pathetic wet blanket at all times. theyre just so FUNNY TO ME BFJGBDFGDFGBJD daddy issues x mommy issues couple of all time

and going back to jodie's over-attachment to ron - i just think its a little sweet. i just think its cute! the idea of ron, a man who has grown up with the childhood trauma of being unwanted by his father, utterly unloved, being treated as useless, having a partner who he knows 100% for a fact would never leave him or not love him anymore. OBVIOUSLY ron has samantha who can also fill this role, he has the other dads who are his best friends forever, he has these people who absolutely adore him, and thats good! they fit this too. but theyre not obligated by demon magic and i do think that adds an extra something to the like... power fantasy, i guess, of it all? the escapism might be a better term? its reassuring to have someone who you know will never not adore you, who literally CANT not adore you, and jodie is just. literally that.

obviously, like, a demon bond like that can turn toxic really fast, on either side, but i think ron and jodie just have that perfect balance of. it would never dawn on ron to take advantage of that for anything besides like, making jodie open pickle jars for him. and as over-possessive and obsessive as jodie can be, he does not have a high enough self-esteem to consider himself worthy of dominating all of ron's love and time. it would never occur to him to even believe that he deserves to keep ron to himself, it would stay as an idle fantasy he never acts on forever. they are both so dumb in different ways and it keeps the bond at this perfect level where it stays sweet HDFJKGHFDJKHJK

#lex the lesbiann #ask #rodie #thank you lex i feel insane now (positive) #dndads

[queenie-blackthorn]

who r ur favourite horimiya characters ?? ✮ (list would be nice but if u dont have one then just umm yeah idk)

actually im going to ask u alot of horimiya questions rq

-rating of the first season ? (basically s1 and s2 is the same vibe so it doesnt rlly matter if u have watched s2 or not)

-fav characters?

-all time no. 1 fav character?

-fav couple/ship?

-fav couple/ship other than horimiya if u answered horimiya for the previous question

-why do you like horimiya? (im assuming u atleast tolerate it since u plan to watch the second season?)

-thoughts on yuki x toru (do u like it...?)

-thoughts on sakura x toru (do you like it...?)

-thoughts on remi

-thoughts on that blue hair guy from miyamura's old school (do you like him..?)

-thoughts on hori x miyamura (do you like it alot?)

ok thats it

-three stars. it was funny but not like epic enough to ingrain itself in my brain

-id say iura n yuki n remi n sawada are my faves, tho miyamura is up there for sure

-IURAA hes so clueless istg i love him

-yuki/toru my otp

-idk why i like it in particular. its not one of my faves but its a v chill anime. slice of life is such a vibe

-yes i like yuki/toru theyre my otp

-i feel bad for sakura but toru has more chemistry w yuki. its an eh ship if you dont include yuki in the mix

-remi is rlly funny. idk if youve read land of stories as a kid butshes like queen red

-i have no memory of him at all lmao (i watched horimiya like a year n a half ago...?)

-i like it but its kinda eh. i dont like hori n i like miyamura so it kinda effs up my opinion on the ship

#ty for the ask <3 #horimiya #izumi miyamura #hori kyoko #yuki yoshikawa #sakura kono #toru ishikawa #iura shuu

[wulvert]

more lore questions for u,,,same as before pls feel free to add more or avoid answering if u dont wanna spoil something/would rather it be shown in the comic!! i dont personally care about spoilers/implications but this is UR awesome media!! its completely up to u :]

do vampires naturally run colder since their heart beats slower, or are they still a normal human body temperature?

how much do vampires hunters actually know about vampire lore besides what it takes to kill/weaken/hurt them? are they mostly clueless?

is it public knowledge vampires and other creatures like trisha exist, or does the average person have no idea theres ghouls and beasties out there?

besides the bloodlust, would vampires suffer any similar symptoms to anemia when they're haven't drank, since it would mean they have a low rbc count? or would any symptoms besides bloodlust be more similar to human starvation? maybe a mix of both?

is it possible for vampires to drink non-human/non-vampiric blood, like animal blood? if it is, would most vampires just find it too small/distasteful a portion for it to be worth it? also, does this mean animals would be targeted as well when a vampire's in a bloodlust frenzy?

is,,,scarlet a vampire hunter?? ex-vampire-hunter??? i assumed she was since kelly recognized her and she seems knowledgeable about it, and tracked avery down, but its also rly funny to imagine she isn't and everyone at the bbq just going "strange! this woman isn't a hunter how'd she get here! well anyways. we'll make an exception bc she looks very polite and avery's finally introducing us to a friend (🏳️‍🌈🤨❓️). good for her!"

also not really a question but. ur lore implies avery was maybe just. blacked out laying in her own blood for at maximum a week before anyone went looking for her and its so. in character for her wet and patheticness,,,i love the unseen details in ur writing!!

hello!! I think it shouldnt be too spoilerly, heres the lore....

vampires are very cold, & its uncomfortable for them, so they end up sleeping next to radiators & heat vents like cats- blankets dont make them warmer either cause theres no body heat to trap under, they just insulate their coldness.

averys more knowledgeable about vampires than other vampire hunters just bc of her upbringing ( i think i mentioned it before? her entire huge family are all vampire hunters & shes been raised into it ), I think the average vampire hunter knows the basics, like stake silver sun crucifix, but I think they probably figure vampires are more zombie like than they actually are, scarlet was probably pretty disturbed to realise she's still herself now that shes a vampire, but avery already knew that's how it works- even if shes decided she can just say no to bloodlust, thats just her being her despite knowing better ( yes scarlet is also a vampire hunter ahah but shes found a loophole & doesnt hunt vampires anymore, but still gets paid for it :)

Vampires, werewolves etc. arent a secret but they arent thought about very much! theyre thought of being a lot more rare than they actually are

when vampires r hungry their veins hurt and they cant think about much other than blood. as for anemia their hands and feet cant get much colder but they can go kind of grey if starving 4 a extended period of time, and overall extremely pale. avery has no blood left right now which is why shes like. grey (people ask why scarlet doesnt look as dead as avery, its cuz she drinks blood regularly & also wears makeup) no fatigue though, i think they get very agitated.

vampires cannot drink non human/vampire blood, itd have the same effect as orange juice but like itd be gross bc its animal blood and it wouldnt taste good to them and theyd still feel sick 0 pros all cons :(

yea avery was lying in her pool of blood for a week 😔 kelly probably called her like 4 days in but didnt think much about it bc shes aloof and offputting 90% of the time anyway so it made sense for her to disappear for a bit... nobody else cared though

[gr1evance]

1, 10, 19 grievance??

1.) how would you describe the world your story takes place in?

its called the purpose and its. a minecraft superflat world. ok thats not entirely accurate it has some dimension to it but its an entirely flat plane of "nature" though theres not much variety and its not anything youd find in a mortal world. i havent nailed down exactly what it looks like but i imagine its not all green also green might be more of a minority color? i imagine it all very purple usually but i imagine theres some splashes of other color in there. the sky is entirely purple space, millions and millions of tiny stars visible and swirling i imagine its very pretty. the area you can actually see in is quite small though relative to the infinity this place technically takes up because that little area is circled in an surrounded by something called the darkness which is.. pure black darkness that forms a very stark and visible border where its suddenly just pitch black past that point. at the edges it looks like soot tags and i think theres occasional movement in it. generally very scary. in the area thats not the darkness theres a little sort of "town" its kind of just a mishmash of "houses" (some of them.. are not actually houses, like vinny's house, which is literally just a big greenhouse) of all different styles that dont really go together but they're the gods individual homes made to suit them. all the gods the story focuses on live there and then a ways away outside their little area is asterisk who watches over them and all of that. overall kind of sad lonely and mildly devoid of much life the purpose is just where all the gods... live forever.

10.) if your story is titled, why did you choose that title?

oh god i titled grievance like. 3 or 4 years ago so the memory is very hazy. but its pretty straight forward its about nix whos dealing with. grievances. so. the sequel to grievance, atrophy, was named during an in depth discussion of bone and muscle atrophy in a class and i thought the idea of relating that word to nixs loss of relationships and general stability and how that turns into a very physical atrophying of the world he lives in as he's forced to destroy what he knows of it all. which is all stuff that takes place in grievance and not atrophy but atrophy focuses on the aftermath of that and how things end up turning out alright in the end through rebellion against said atrophy. in a bunch of symbolic ways. hopefully that makes sense

19.) describe the sillies you think about but that dont go in the story.

oh god honestly theres not much that DOESNT make it into the story in some way or another. but just going through a few ideas. to take the prompt literally in summaries of the story it doesnt really come through because. its not like the summaries have all the jokes thatd be in the final written episodes but something i dont mention often is that grievance is actually a comedy (kind of a... dark comedy tragedy thriller really) in a way that like. things are presented as just jokes but then they linger for too long til they have to be taken seriously. things that happen are inherently comedic but thinking about them for too long is terrifying. youre meant to laugh and then feel bad for laughing, and not in any offensive way, but in a deeply hollow and horrific way. the main character, nix, is a walking punchline at every turn, but hes a depressed abused alcoholic forced to be the catalyst of his world's end. but theres still jokes and its funny and theyre silly furries and you laugh anyways and its not supposed to make you feel good :) something that doesnt make it into grievance and atrophy other that being hinted towards and implied that i find funny is the history nix and clueless have. they were friends with benefits for a time before nix got really mentally ill about it and clueless cut it off but they kind of just make each other worse and enable each others self destructive tendencies in a way thats like. how did you two ever think this was gonna go well Also how did you let this go on for that long. whats wrong with you. if i ever get to completely make grievance and atrophy theres a set of three mini comics id like to make and one of them goes into depth abt this hugs is also a character that doesnt show up til atrophy and doesnt get too too much spotlight but i think hes funny. hes way to dramatic and spiteful and hes funny to me

#captains log #ask #anon #grievance

[keniaku]

Running into rancid interpretations is bound to happen more often than not. If you remember that comment from Akutami saying he can't imagine Gojo being faithful to anyone this was turned into 'he's sleeping around so he doesn't put anyone in danger whenever he has free time'

what's even more hilarious is how people that seashone Gojo into this are deadass clueless and questioning why Akutami said that but never expressed it in the manga... like what??? perhaps he didn't mean that Gojo fucks around but that he just doesn't have the capacity nor space in his life to even entertain a romance let alone sleep around with random people also how would that not put them in danger? he's literally the strongest sorcerer with the most pressing responsibilities AND on top of that he is working almost 24/7 to make his ideologies. This is basically one of those times where fans take things at a face value, twist author's words despite nothing confirming what he said or alluding it even. Funny how only international fandom immediately went with Gojohoe route unlike japanese who just made fun of him for not being married lmao but all in all Gojo is treated like a character that has no love whatsoever and that he's just looking to bring himself even more pain and emptiness by sleeping around. if that's not a laughable interpretation then idk what is.

i have no idea if this is the same anon as the previous one but if it is you need to review the way you view japanese people. japanese fans aren't exempt from shit takes or sluttifying characters or fawning over the two dicks gojo figure. theyre not "unlike" international fans theyre literally the same. there are the good there are the bad. thats it. theyre not special

#answers.txt #anon #started to see a pattern in these asks and i dont like it

[ourobororos]

cyrus for ask game cause i know you got a billion thoughts on him

this is true i always have cyrus thoughts. for the others who asked for him here it is

NOTP: probably absolutecontrol i just do not see it . its naught for me TBH i feel like others who have talked abt their reasons for disliking it sum up my thoughts as well

BROTP: even if he doesnt say it he loves his commanders. stupid little disfunctional family of criminals and people with issues but at the end of the day he gets mars that one jumpsuit she liked at the store but wasnt able to afford and will sit there and listen to saturn ramble for 30 mins abt whatever mmo or terrible sitcom hes into now and although hes clueless he doesnt complain. him and jupiter have the same taste in completely incomprehensible music and will listen to things together while doing menial tasks as everyone else has to endure the noise. sort-of-family bonding they all take care of each other and make each other worse

OTP: mizuhiki is kind of everything like regardless if you see it as romantic or only platonic. the 'once childhood friends and have a lot in common yet are so different and ultimately as they grow up and their lives drift to different paths and futures they split with their own stubbornness and refusal to see the other changing from what they imagined them to be and their eventual future meeting in dire circumstances is full of bitterness and hurt at ever believing the other could understand them' thing makes me crazy. its also funny to me how we all just agree they knew each other growing up right like thats just canon now. theyre insane about each other its like watching a car crash thats been going on for 15 years but also i believe in them

Second choice pairing: honestly idk. cant think of anything LOL

Fluffy pairing: i once saw some fanart on here of a redeemed cyrus living in alola at the hokulani observatory and having a little thing with molayne and i still think abt it. regardless of the pairing part i think he should go there hed love it (and get to see sophocles)

Angsty pairing: see above- mizuhiki

Poly and weirdest ship are the same for this one bc my good friend michael emerald teamaqua once introduced me to the concept of maxie+archie+cyrus in rainbow rocket and i still havent gotten over it. i think it would be the funniest thing

#asks

[eternityservedcold]

akira paleeease talk more about tomoyo just share a bunch of stuff about tomoyo I want to learn about her so bad. shes just so ermmm pardon my french. hot as hell

AKSDJHASKJDHK of course my friend. here are some Assorted Tomoyo Facts (aside from the things able to be gleaned from her reference blurb)

all of the amalgam assembly characters have an associated tarot card (because im insane). hers is the magician, which can mean a lot of things but in her case mostly represents:

skill and success (her work is complex but she is very good at it)

the physical and spiritual (her work can be seen as a form of magic and/or transmutation)

concentration and willpower (yeah)

creation and manifestation (she is literally frankenstein 2, having created a living being from nothing)

speaking of, i dont talk about connie much but its tomoyos daughter, a living being made from candy. she honestly started the project as a joke but once it worked she was like "WHAT THE HELL. i need to study this thing." and made it go fight monsters lol (it went willingly!! it was NOT forced)

the creation of connie is actually, OBJECTIVELY, the inciting incident for everything. so you could say tomoyo is the foundation on which amalgam assembly lies!

tomoyos usual work is commissioned body modifications, clones, bioengineered animals/people, and prosthetics. some of what she considers her best work (aside from connie) are: an idol/actress harpy girl (commissioned by a media company), a living ball jointed doll (commissioned by a toy company), and a mermaid girl with a functional tail (commissioned by the mermaid girl herself)

amalgam assembly will be a fighting game, but tomoyo herself will not fight because 1. she doesnt care enough and 2. she is pretty physically weak. anyone who wants to fight her will have to take it up with leo. that being said, with the amount of FREAKS there are in amalgam assembly (demons, angels, vampires, dragons, etc), im sure shed love to thoroughly examine (dissect) all of them. maybe she can be a dlc character with a similar shtick to valentine from skullgirls?

leo has a big gay crush on tomoyo (big shocker) and in the final product its going to be extremely ambiguous whether tomoyo is leading them on, ambivalent to it, or genuinely clueless. the real answer lies somewhere in the middle? tomoyo is married to science and thus cannot be wooed, but she also doesnt see leo as an attainable partner for herself (for many reasons), BUT she ALSO sees the value in keeping them around to do stuff around the lab

ok ok ive been going on for too long. here are some rapid fire facts:

her blood type is actually O, even though the commonly accepted blood type personality theory says she should be B or AB. she thinks this is very funny

her favorite flavor category is savory (avoiding giving her a favorite food so as to not curse her)

though she provides plastic surgery, etc to others, shes actually staunchly against doing it on herself

i like to imagine she had a deviantart sparkledog phase (or whatever the 2030s/40s equivalent would be) but idk if i would say thats concretely canon

she made her goggles herself and they are prescription (shes very nearsighted)

she often falls asleep at her desk, no matter how much caffeine she consumes

she likes to make pottery as a hobby whenever she actually has free time

she owns a three-headed cat named catberus (the heads are also individually named. havent decided what theyre called though...)

(NOT real lore dont take this seriously lol)

#SORRY FOR THE BIG TEXT DUMP LOL this freak has been living in my brain for 6 years i have no choice #also sorry for the ''late'' response i drafted this so i could look at it when i was more awake #amalgam assembly #drinksss #ask

[lunatic-fandom-space]

Im reading this fanfic rn, it takes place vaguely in the late 19th century one of the characters is this super naive guy who barely even knows what sex is and that homosexuality exists and the other guy is like, The gay sexhaver. And theyve been having this kinda complicated relationship because the gay sexhaver is head over heals in love with the other guy, but that guys been kinda struggling to really recipocate because hes only ever been in love with a single woman and he never even thought of falling inlove with another man as a possibility and hes just so clueless about relationships in general etc etc. But anyway, the naive guy and the gax sexhaver do end up forming a pretty close bond and being pretty intimate with each other (sharing a coffin, drinking eachothers blood, theyre vampires btw i forgot to mention that) and the gay sexhaver starts to teach him about sex, and all of this culminates in him giving the naive guy a hand/blow job combination. Hes pretty overwhelmed by it because the guys never even had an actual orgasm before THATs how inexperienced he is, but he does thouroughly enjoy it. And because he doesnt know anything about sex he just assumes thats all it is, and the gay sexhaver is like "actually theres more, but i dont wanna overwhelm you too much rn, so we'll go to bed now and continue this some other time" And then, after a bunch of bullshit drama, that time finally comes and the naive guy is pretty excited because if, in his words, a precursor to gay sex feels THAT good, actual gay sex must be pretty awesome. The gay sexhaver doest really explain whats gonna happen in any detail, hes just kinda like "trust me my love, i'll make you feel good" and trust he does. So then he penetrates him and thats when the naive guy realizes that gay sex is when the dick goes up the ass and he hates that, he screams, he literally thinks to himself "no, i'd rather die" and that is very funny, but also i cant even blame him for that reaction. Like, the gay sexhaver just went in there, no lube (not even spit), no stretching like BRO youre a vampire, youve been having gay sex for centuries how are you THIS bad at it

#i should be calling him the gay not sexhaver for that tbh #like brooooo not only is that guy a virgin physically hes also mentally a virgin HE DIDNT KNOW WHAT SEX WAS UNTIL YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT IT #for the record the naive guy is an adult he just grew up weirdly #some personal shit

[nineliabilityrisk]

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[ send a " ⭐ " and i will list muses i would be interested in throwing at yours ]

[ asked by @muutos ]

this one took a while to get to bc i realized how much i wanted birdie to interact with some of ur muses and then got distracted with trying to set up her blog and stuff but im here to answer this now hopefully . my brain is still all over the place please excuse me

[formatting is "your muse - my muse(s) i would like to see with them"]

vanessa - sb verse mikey :] torment this little shit. because the concept of these two interacting is so fucking hilarious im so happy the movie brought it up and this way it doesnt even have to be movieverse. also i NEED her and birdie to interact so so so bad im trying so hard to finish up birdies sideblog its taking forever but i wanted the chance to give them a lil separate space to themselves. uh who else. i have glambun and cassie of course, she can have fun with them, and joshton also has a sb verse!! i know i never talk about him but id love love love to introduce him with vanessa or one of ur other muses

henry emily - cmon. i love your henry so much id willingly throw literally ANY of my muses at him i <3 him. ive already spent eons talking abt how much i love the potential dynamic between him and michael because i DO, so so so much. also just like i said to nic, he can interact with literally any of my animatronics whenever. i NEED interactions with him and lefty there is something so personal about those two. and of course ciarán goes without saying. your henry already gave him too much attention (like. literally one [1] positive sentence so far) and hes already hooked. good luck getting rid of that fucker. hes never letting go. sorry you shouldve known better than to be sweet with him (/lh)

mangle - im ngl i would love to have interactions with them and one of my withered animatronics. or jeremy, yknow,,, before Shit Goes Bad. could be fun. joshton Also has a verse where he works in the fnaf 2 location because i just kinda stick him wherever he would fit so if you wanna use it to traumatize the poor little minimum wage worker go right ahead i think itd be real funny

freddy fazbear - b..bonnie... thats it just bonnie i want the classic duo back i dont care what era. also if you want him to torment mike or josh theyre always up for it, as has been mentioned multiple times

roxanne wolf + glamrock freddy - lumping them together because theyd be interacting with about the same characters. same list as vanessa!!! its so funny because i wasnt interested in sb at ALL before ruin / interacting with you and ur little corner of the rpc and now im. fucken entangled in it. help.

vincent demarco - weve talked abt my interest in him before but like i said every time you rb some musings about him or something i go a little insane. also did you know his birthday is literally one day before mine i just realized it when i checked his bio page. anyway i really wanna toss like. ciar or josh or someone at him at some point just to see what would happen. he just intrigues me i just wanna see whats goin on in that brain of his idk idk

these arent really specific muse matchups but. every time i see you play like. stu or gwen or ar'alani i lose my mind a little and get reminded of all the muses from their medias i could pick up but i have to stop myself bc thats so much WORK. the star wars fixation would be enough to overpower it and make me find someone to interact with ar'alani if it werent for the fact that i havent managed to get my hands on the thrawn books yet and ive never watched star trek so i dont know anything about your interpretation and it makes me so so so upset. anyway this is an open offer (that may not make sense if you havent watched star wars rebels) but if you would like i would pick up ezra bridger to interact with her in a HEARTBEAT. it wouldnt matter how fucking clueless i am because hes clueless as shit too. i am so so sorry if this sounds overbearing or something i do NOT mean for it to be i have just been wanting to play these star wars muses for YEARS now. the star wars community is just so much more terrifying than this little group here. so the fact that someone that i know and trust and have written with before has even Somewhat of a star wars muse has. driven me a little bit insane. (/pos) this is all /nf of course im just. yeah 👍 this probably makes no fucking sense im sorry i am unwell about star wars

#ooc | nines speaks #ooc | answered

[over-on-the-bench]

Hi!! If you get this, then it's your excuse to infodump, ramble, rant, vent, or whatever about whatever the hell you want!! Save this till u have something u really wanna talk about, or answer it right now, then send it onto people u think are bursting with stuff to say!!!

okay fuck it here i go ramble about issues time my dudes

sometimes i really want to cry and i have no fucking clue why. whenever i talk to people i feel like im being too much and being to annoying. i hate teen titans go, who the fuck lets a show air and lets it give out stereotypical villains/characters about people from different countries? hm? i forget vol. 333 of tmc exists and ill openly say that. i listen to problematic singers and im clueless about it. i hate everything about myself, i look to feminine and am an ass. my ex was right on me using people to my own advantage, i do that, a lot. im 99.9% sure im mentally unstable and might have the tism but i cant say anything. im also 99.9% sure my parents are abusive but thats not the problem in my life right now. everyone i know is getting annoyed or sick of me i dont like it. anyways. i hate my name, have i ever mentioned that? i hate it. anyways uh. i suppose that its all stupid, life in general. who in the hell said ‘hey lets make a species and give it endless pain and suffering’ WHO THE HELL SAID THAT??? anyways i love the song ex-wives, no word can describe how much i love that song. uh. i wanna cry half the time? thats normal uh. sometimes i fantasise about murdering people, thats normal. whenever a spotlight flashes down on me or near me, death just comes up in my mind, like: ‘is this what death is like’ or ‘i wonder what comes after death’ and its honestly fucking funky. i am a horrible person, really but then everyone says im cool/not an asshole/nice and i just agree. i have no gut to tell people theyre using the wrong pronouns or name for fear they turn on me and make me seem like the bad guy. im treated like a monster for my anger issues. i hate children sometimes, i kick them a LOT. reading over this i think i need pshyciatric help. my parents neglect me for my siblings because hey im the oldest and i can look after myself!! no i cant im literally distracted every five seconds i cant even do my homework. i want to pelt my art teacher into the endless abyss along with my gym/pe teacher like jesus christ i hate those two more than i hate children and thats saying something. i self reflect on every single character i roleplay as or create so thats also saying something. uh, ive broken many bones, not my own, others’ bones and thats funny. i threaten to bash people’s heads into the ground when im annoyed and thats worrying. i also threaten to cut off their dicks.

[blackstarmylove]

Quick Character Descriptions

Ask: i dont mean for this to be a difficult ask but i just recently got into bsts and i cant find like.. any info on the characters personalities. my favorite characters are heath and kasumi, but i also really love akira, takami, ginsei, qu, zakuro, mizuki, rico, rindou, menou… i think thats all of them dear lord. anyways! i just wanna know what theyre like… just a short few words will satisfy me ^^’

Featuring: Heath, Kasumi, Akira, Takami, Ginsei, Qu, Zakuro, Mizuki, Rico, Rindou, Menou

A/N: Took me forever, but hopefully this is helpful! @mhykmusings

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Akira:

Starless’s cheerful flirt. He is a flirty and playful man. Akira is not book smart, but he’s very perspective/observant - so, more like street smart. He is very passionate about singing, likes to play arcade/rhythm games, and likes American comics. He has known Kokuyou for a long time, but something happened between them, so they are no longer buddy-buddy.

Takami:

Leader of Team Suspicious. Takami is a sharp and shrewd man with a nice enough heart to help others, but it seems like he helps others only when it benefits him. He became part of Starless for a purpose - most likely to gather more information about Kei, MC, and the organization Blackcard. His past is very ordinary to the point that it feels fabricated - even Taiga said it's so plain that it’s scary. Takami gives off an undercover agent feel.

Ginsei:

Starless’s Ikémen who needs to believe in himself more. He is one of the few pure characters in Starless and shows exactly who he is. Ginsei suffers from a lack of confidence and low self-esteem that stems from his good looks. He feels like people only look at his handsome face and can’t see him for who he is/ can’t recognize his talents. One of the most hardworking members in Starless and also very clueless…he can’t take a hint or read the room. Ginsei likes to make his own accessories, even for his Starless costumes. He is a huge fan of Kei, but more than the pure fan, it’s a mix between fan and needs someone to follow.

Qu:

Starless most beautiful member. He is a friendly man who rarely gets mad, don’t like fighting, and is observant. He’s good at reading people and figuring what they’re hiding but this man can’t use technology to save his life. He’s a makeup expert and generally does Team C’s makeup and most likely the make up of all the Starless teams. He used to work as a drag queen along side Mokuren. Knows Maica really well because his family took Qu in and raised him.

Kasumi:

Starless’s donut-loving ninja. Very cooperative, kind (helps Unei out), sharp, and smart. Seems like a normal man at first, but he is hiding something. He is one of the characters that knows the secrets of Starless, and this man has ninja skills. Kasumi can literally appear out of thin air without anyone noticing him. He almost has a undercover secret agent feel to him. He has two jobs and works as a salary man, but again…it could be a cover.

Zakuro:

Co-leader of Team Suspicious. Zakuro claims he has amnesia, but we don’t know if he’s telling the truth or not. He likes teasing people/take playful jabs at them (verbally), can be very dramatic, is sharp, and did I mention he’s suspicious? Lol. Kei knows him but says he would much rather not know Zakuro. He also knows more than he leads on, which is funny because he claims he doesn’t remember his past, and wants MC to get her memories back for the sake of everyone.

Mizuki:

Starless’s cute, food-loving gangsta. He is a straightforward, innocent, and tsundere boy. When the game started, he was acted very bratty and immature, but he has grown a lot and can act like an adult when he feels like it. HE LOVES FOOD. Mizuki grew up in the streets, and Kokuyou pretty much took him off the streets, fed him, and introduced him to (the old) Starless. For this reason, Mizu sees Kokuyou as an older brother, and Kokuyou has a soft spot for him. He likes kicking people, skateboarding and eating. Sees Team B has his family more than team members, and his teammates feel the same way. Also, he is really bad with technology.

Rico:

Starless’s fashionista mean girl. Rico used to be a host, but his customer ran away without paying the tabs, and the club asked him to pay the damages. He couldn’t afford to, so Haseyama cleared the bill and brought Rico to Starless. Now, Rico can’t leave the establishment until he pays Haseyama back. Due to this, Mr. Fashionista has a negative outlook on everything and usually only talks badly about others, especially Kei and Team K. Sometimes, even his teammates tell him to stop because he’s crossing the line. But in the recent chapters, Rico has slightly matured. Also, he is a fashionista and designs some of Team B’s outfits, like the wan-wan outfits.

Heath:

Starless’s green thumb rapper. He writes and composes all his songs as they are a way to show his anger towards people/the world. Heath is MC’s childhood friend, along with Kei and possibly Kokuyou, and wants to do everything in his power to protect MC. He dislikes Kei due to some incidents that happened in the past. Because of this dislike, Heath is very harsh with him and has even blamed Kei for things he was not responsible for. He is suffering from a potentially high-level respiratory illness and has coughed up blood on several occasions. Despite this, Heath doesn’t want to give up music because rapping is his life. Also, he loves plants and raises quite a few of them.

Rindou:

Starless’s angelic fallen idol. He is one of the nicest men in Starless, caring, and sweet, but he rules Team P strictly. Rather, he can’t fully seem to understand the POV of other people. Maybe that’s why Mizuki hated him and still does. Rindou has two older sisters, and one of them is in the hospital. The reason he works at Starless is to pay off her bills - well, Haseyama pays the bills, and Rindou pays Haseyama off by working at Starless. He used to be an idol, but something (dark probably) happened in his past where he fell from that status.

Menou:

Starless’s Snorlax. Menou’s world consists of sleeping, acting, and visiting hot springs. This man can go to sleep anywhere - pick the most uncomfortable place you can think of, and Menou can fall asleep there. Not even he can explain why he sleeps so much. He is so good at acting that Menou doesn’t act like the character, he becomes the character to the point where even the audience gets scared of his take on the character. Kokuyou can handle Menou really well and even slapped him once in the past.

#bsts character info #bsts akira #bsts takami #bsts ginsei #bsts mizuki #bsts rico #bsts qu #bsts kasumi #bsts rindou #bsts menou #bsts heath #bsts zakuro #bsts spoilers

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

more aro/enby headcanons bc i like projecting :D

wels is simply aro, he doesnt use the split attraction model. hels didnt know this for quite a while and used to try and use romance against him (wels found it too funny to clarify that, no, he doesnt like his servermates like that). hes still experimenting with pronouns and all that jazz

ren has never explicitly said hes arospec but its pretty clear (rals honestly just never felt the need to say it). ral is enby and uses neos, though not many people know

mumbo still isnt quite sure what they are but they sure as hell dont experience romantic attraction in the same way grians always talked about. theyre honestly clueless about basically everything involving their identity, but theyre working on it skdjd

- 🏹 (aro anon) (im gonna rebrand to this bow and arrow so its less confusing, if thats alright)

Identity is hard!!

(Of course that’s alright!)

#hermitcraft #headcanons #hermitcraft headcanons #hermitblr #welsknight #helsknight #rendog #mumbo jumbo #grian #🏹 anon

[ms-missy]

Could I please have a kinky Todoroki smut? Pretty please?😩

Also, can I have have a dom!todoroki and a sub!Fem!Reader? Tysm if you decide to make this💖💕

This is inspired by a wattpad book i saw and the person deleted (rip) but it was rlly good sooooo i had to use it as a guide sort of anywaysss i hope you like it ik its a little angsty but dw!! There will be a part two coming out in a week or two and itll have a happy ending :) also this was written at 4am

Tw: bondage, spanking, angst(idk if it needs a warning but) virgin, talks of trauma, smut

Also sorry if this is not what you asked for ik its not a hugeeee amount of smut but i hope u enjoy nonetheless!

Ok lets get this show on the road

Todoroki was a good friend of yours yeah sure he was clueless on a lot of things but you found it funny more then anything

“Y/n can you help me on this project?” Todoroki said as he entered his dorm you following right behind “yeah sure whats so difficult?” You were more then confused. Ms.midnight gave the class a project on the human body more specifically the…unmentionables. How ejaculation occurs and what-not. But youd think as a boy he would know more then you

“Well i don’t understand what they mean, its all confusing for me.” He seemed normal, poker face on and no hesitation “Todoroki its simple i guess you know when you get a hard on-“

“A hard what???” At this point you two where staring at each other both confused out of each others minds “you know when your cock gets pointy? I.E HARD ON” you said while rolling your eyes seriously is he so sheltered he doesnt even know when he is horny? “Um…i guess it has gotten like that occasionally”

“Okay so what do you do when it does?” You said with the tone of a mom talking to her five year old “I just leave it alone”

you facepalmed.

“Okay well usually teenage boys..sometimes younger relieve themselves by masturbating do you understand” he looked as if he was questioning his answer“I mean i guess i can see why but…whats the benefit?” Oh dear god this clueless boy..“Mmm the benefits are it can relieve stress and overall just make you feel good i guess…”

“Could you…show me?” Your eyes popped out of your skull, the guy that youve been friends with for months THE todoroki, endeavors son, one of the best in his class is basically asking you to jerk him off…and how could you say no? “Listen shouto i know you want me to and i dont mind helping you its just…are you sure? This is something people usually do if theyre in a romantic relationship and i just dont want you to do something you will regret in the future you know?” Your heart was beating out of your chest.

“Yes im sure” shouto then got on the floor on his knees and pulled his soft cock out “so what do i do now?”

“BAHAHA TODOROKI YOU CANT BE SERIOUS-“

“Right now is not time for your distasteful humor y/n could you please instruct me on what to do next?”

“Well for starters youre supposed to be hard first and then you kinda…stroke it”

He did what you said slowly stroking himself up and down as his soft cock grew hard “ah- this feels…weird”

“Mmm you could go a little faster then that or use lotion as a lubra-“

“Can you help me y/n”

“Su-sure i guess” getting on your knees you got down and started jerking him off and at one point spitting in your hand to make it easier

These sessions went on for months, eventually him asking to eat you out and then having sex, but what happens when two sheltered touch debrived unloved by their parents and traumatized by a tea kettle kids do when they start having sex? Short answer, they tie each other up and put gags in their mouths.

“Tell me y/n what do you say to daddy?” Todoroki said breathlessly as he thrusted inside of you, barely gave a reply only a short mhmm with your eyes rolling back unable to do anything with the ropes restraining you, *slap* now what did i tell you about using your words

Your eyes shot up before rolling back and finding all the energy you could to speak “yes..yes sir”

“Thats my good girl- fuck im gonna cum” his head tilting back as he spoke you nodding in agreement showing you were close too and as you hit your orgasm you felt thick ropes of cum on your ass as shouto untied you

“Thanks y/n here let me clean you up” ever since you started having sex and scenes got more intense after care started getting more important

You felt a warm wet rag on you as shouto started to clean the mess you two made and then using his ice to help soothe the marks he left when he spanked you and after laying beside you to cuddle minutes passed by when you heard a ringing waking you up

“Sorry y/n momo wanted me to help her study, next Saturday right?” “Yeah.” And so he got up and left.

You didnt mean to catch feelings like this, but during after care how could you not? The sweet things he would tell you? The way he would hold you in his arms. Or was this all some way to get in your pants? No shouto wouldnt do that would he? What if hes doing it with momo what he did to you just now- no he wouldnt? Would he?

You didnt know what to think

#mha todoroki #shouto headcanons #shouto todoroki #shouto thirst #shouto smut #shoutobondage #shouto x you #bnha shouto #shouto x y/n #bnha smut #shouto angst #todoroki angst #todomomo #todoroki shōto #shoutoishotilovehim