#this has inflated my ego

[whiskeyswifty]

it's kind of crazy how she dropped all these songs like "yeah there's a really solid album in here somewhere, but you guys figure it out. I'm going to bed." i don't mean that in a mean way, it's just kind of crazy coming from someone who used to be so meticulous about curation and selection when assembling an album. not sure what to do with this observation, just kind of looking at it under my microscope like "huh...."

#i wonder if like.... the re-records and releasing vault songs gave her this sense of inflated ego like #oh ALL my songs are good actually and i should never keep them in a vault #like ehhhhhhhh not sure that's it but you definitely don't always pick the best ones when forced to edit #it's still important to edit though! #but i've said it many times and more recently it's very clear that she's a song artist not an album artist these days #and that's net neutral! not everyone has to make full concept albums or whatever. most people are song artists #it's just interesting is all #that's as mean as i wanna be publicly i think

[buckybarnesss]

The only character on Teen Wolf who is a whore is Peter Hale. He's always flashing his tits and bending over provocatively. He had an upskirt shot! He's a menace.

peter hale's profession is manwhore. just look at this decolletage. the milfs of beacon hills aren't safe.

#my blog #thoughts on teen wolf #peter hale #the menace of beacon hills #local man reports having animal magnetism #nephew refutes claim saying uncle has an inflated ego and a small dick #we're still waiting for local man's response

[questionablealibi]

Posting this silly doodle separately 👀

Heres the link to the post i made that it's related to ^^

#Old man coming at you again /silly #Ive seen #Multiple people who go insane /pos over my old man #And im so incredibly flattered #But tone it down or else youll inflate their ego /silly /lh /j #Kailangan ko na bang magpatugtog ng pasilyo /silly /pos #You know who you are 👁️ /silly #M being silly i love you lot muwah muwah /p you guys make me feel confident about posting my old man all over my account #/Silly /gen #Im glad you lot like them <3 #the stanley parable #tspud #tsp #tsp narrator #tspud narrator #Alibi! #He's holding a chicory flower :D #He has mixed feelings about the flowers in the memory zone #To the point where they almost never visit it with stanley physically #More context in the link 👀

[t0ast-ghost]

I don’t know how many times I gotta say this. They all listen to Mitski.

Shout out what you think their favourite songs are in.

#this is my first actual attempt to draw Kirk #like with a reference #I noticed he has very rounded and happy cheeks like me #finding more similarities between me and William shatner is both terrifying and cool #cause on one hand it’s William Shatner but on the other hand I’m a trans neurodivergent man who could hypothetically be Kirk #anyway my ego is wayyy to inflated lol #take all my tags with a grain of salt #I’m being silly #star trek #star trek the original series #star trek tos #tos kirk #captain james kirk #tos mccoy #tos bones #leonard bones mccoy #tos spock #s'chn t'gai spock #spock #star trek art #star trek fanart #fanart #t0asts art

[rin-hanarin]

Clingy and possessive? Damn bro, get well soon.

#dirkjohn #johndirk #john egbert #dirk strider #homestuck art #my art #homestuck #hs #that's not johnkat btw dirk is just dumb #something about the idea that dirk is insanely capable and competent at many things #but not emotionally #when it comes to his own feelings at least #so he falls in love with Just Some Guy who's completely fucked up #but in a normal human way #and brings normalcy to his life #so dirk gets really defensive when someone is interested in his guy in any way #because he doubts john can love him back #but he simultaneously has an inflated ego #he was there first when john was at his lowest #so no one else can have him or undersand him like dirk does #anyway #you'll have to pry my dirkjohn essays from my cold dead hands

[alicentsgf]

finding out someone you liked years ago liked you back might be the worst thing that has ever happened to any Me ever... i have the sudden lesbian urge to get on a plane.

#this has me thinking that maybe i AM a little bit cute and not a solid 6 on a good day #bc she was the hottest girl i have ever met irl #this might do permanent damage to my ego. and by that i mean it might inflate into some kind of grotesque monster of a being #i literally only just got over my ex #and now im spiralling over a girl i spent 2 weekends with in 2019... #i Am the lesbian stereotype in fact. useless lesbian georg #personal #sorry that this blog has becoming half me just venting abt my messy and yet somehow presently non-existent love life

[crystalleoi]

5C

#inanimate insanity #ii mephone5 #ii mephone5c #my art #listen man. these two (+ 5S) are like inherently connected in my mind. even though they've never met canonically #created by a man who does not truly care about them or their well-being and only values them bc they are still new and useful to him #& died trying to kill their predecessor. but their efforts wouldn't have mattered anyway because they would've been replaced in like a year #did they know they would be replaced? did they just have to live with the knowledge that they would one day no longer matter to cobs? #these tags r only tangentially related to the artwork. i'm losing it i fear #anyway a headcanon that's actually kinda related to this art: #i imagine that cobs gave more preferential treatment to 5S because he had more advanced tech nd stuff #and 5C developed like a weird relationship w her self-esteem where she (like the other mephones) kind of has an inflated ego #she readily compliments herself (literally called herself “the most colorful beauty in existence”) #(partially bc she's kinda compensating for not getting as much praise from cobs as 5S) #(i also think she tends to seek validation from others (e.g. “i'm made of plastic. neat huh?”) because of that) #but she doesn't talk up how advanced her tech is because it's from Last Year #you don't understand how long this headcanon has been microwaving in my mind. it's been YEARS. i've never unleashed it until now #it's probably stupid but WHATEVER MAN. i'll overanalyze these phones as much as i want #this is what happens when your favorite characters show up in like 1 episode and die. you go insane

[itspileofgoodthings]

have had a bit of my crash after flying too close to the sun this past week and you know what, it’s very annoying and also very good for me in a stabilizing way.

[irrelevant-iguanadon]

The worst part about getting into the sonic fandom via matpat's playthrough of the murder of sonic the hedgehog is that I can't help but imagine blaze as british but only in that game

#literally what about her said british to you sir #like old rich white british man whos ego is super inflated #blaze is not an old white rich british man!!! she is an insecure gay cat princess who has anxiety!!! #tmosth #matpat #sonic the hedgehog #the murder of sonic the hedgehog #blaze the cat #it drives me insane though like i read her dialogue in that game and its british in my head #no other iteration of her is like this just that game

[labyrynth]

lowkey tempted to just start spamming the “canon jiang cheng” tag with just like. every single quote in the book that tangentially references him. how’s that for canon huh. just dumping screenshots frame by frame. using the biggest font size to drop single lines one at a time. it’s all canon so you have nothing to complain about.

literally just use the “anti” tag like any other respectful fandom participant and this would be a non-issue

#mdzs talk #salt is salt #if canon jiang cheng is homophobic then why have i said the same shit to my sister about her husband #is it heterophobia?? or am i being homophobic to a m/f couple??? or perhaps?? it’s a sibling thing #or maybe you just don’t fucking like pda goddamn imagine that #like jfc you don’t see people making posts detailing wwx’s brazen disrespect and penchant for pettiness and cruelty #and going ‘but it’s canon!!!’ #you don’t see any posts about how he could have tried to help jc’s relationship w jfm or how wwx inherited jfm’s placating tendencies #you don’t see posts about how wwx’s fate was ultimately of his own creation due to his sheer arrogance and inflated ego #these are all really unfavorable and negative interpretations of things that WERE present #but are an egregiously bad faith interpretation #and that’s the point!! that’s what y’all do to jc!!! #wwx is disrespectful and arrogant and combatitive and irresponsible and selfish #but you don’t have any problem with that #also btw wwx has CANONICALLY tortured minimum hundreds of people to death (most likely including civilians) #but you don’t seem to have any issue with that #terminal protagonism #some annoying ass loser picked a fight on a post from months ago #abt how no subordinate is not a derogatory term and the basis of a large chunk of their arguments falls apart #because being someone’s subordinate literally just means ‘you work for them’ #and they were like ‘um if not violently classist and hate wwx then why not falling over himself to worship wwx?’ #again: my post was about ‘this word is not derogatory an in context is actually a good thing. pls stop acting like it’s a bad thing.’ #i’m just so fed up with these fucking losers who think they’re the goddamn chosen ones or some shit #like newsflash: if you were actually right about your interpretation being canon #your opinion would be the majority #but instead we all just think you’re annoying and self aggrandizing #imagine why that might be. #think about if it has to do with the fact that you tag everything with ‘i do not interpret; i am the authority and my word is law.’ #just think about why that might draw some ridicule.

[bidokja]

still not over the fact that our ship consisting of a pro-gamer and the most mid man in existence won to spirk. spirk. the fandom slash grandpas. on the fandom webbed site.

#everyone say thank you to me specifically #im joking it really truly was all of us together #but we DID start winning after i came online #this has DANGEROUSLY inflated my ego #i'm talking hindenberg level catastrophe incoming #ky speaks #i need to go through and tag everything with #yaoi war of '23 #yaoi war of '23 text

[prompt-master]

Can we get an old cartoon hot take

I am fully convinced that it's impossible to make a Donald Duck human design that actually looks like donald duck. Like you can make designs that are recognizable as Donald no problem, but they don't actually LOOK like him, yknow?

None of the human designs have even come close to making me go "woah that looks like Donald as a human"

#prom is talking #ask #especially the twink ones!!!!!!! stop that #my personal headcanons for human donald are that hes covered in tats #he has a pilot tattoo that matches a sailor tattoo della has #he has a tattoo for eafh of his boys #be has a three cabs one #and one for mickey and goofy ofc #scrooge gets a very small one #and he doesnt tell scrooge about it lol he doesnt want his ego inflated #i think hed look like uhhhh blond 20s sailor twunk but the mental image ib my mind is still not Donald yknow? #its hard to do 🤔 my guess is you have to play with face shapes

[debbiechanclub]

Trying my best to cultivate my Tama energy and really just live my life in that mode tbh

#cass you telling me that has altered my brain chemistry a little bit #I would say inflated my ego but that sounds negative #it's true though

[perenlop]

king dedede @ magolor after arriving on halcandra

#egg engines is kinda a hellscape LMAO #dangerous dinner aint much better #its either abandoned mechanical wasteland full of sewage or Lava Place #no wonder he just stays inside the lor all the time #this actually factors into my own hcs abt him actually like. he grew up on halcandra so long after the ancients left it decrepit #and he grew up being told stories abt their exploits and abt galactic nova and hes named after the lor itself #(hes trans in my hc but didnt change his name bc he likes the honor and its not gendered) #so he expected to be just like the wizards who came before him and trained all hus life but ultimately was judt a shadow of what they were #and his planet is near uninhabitable and he also grew up alone after a point in time #so he wanted to live somewhere else but bc his ego is so inflated by him being a descendant hes like. a conquerer and a bitch #this isnt me woobifying him hes still a villain in the first game very much but he’s egotistical and has no people skills #and he thinks hes supposed to be this grand inventor wizard who everyone should bow down to #hes got a complex is what im saying #and he was wayyyy in over his head and he literally nearly dies from the master crowns possession #echoed voice #also think hes really close to the rtdl gang and lor post redemption bc theyre the first real friends hes ever had #i mean the lor lets him fly it still so i think it likes him. i think it finds him endearing bc it did know the ancients #and hes like…. wow i have friends now. im gonna break my back trying to impress them’’ and builds multiple theme parks #styled after him ofc bc hes still obsessed w himself he just knows not to pull that shit now #rtdl liveblog #damn this was a meme post and i went blorbo mode on magolor sorry. lmao

[queenbol-of-baldurs-gate]

An AITA blog has cropped up on here, and it's completely throwing me actually how many under 20s are on this site. I just skimmed over one and saw Am I (14f) An Asshole? And it's like someone accidentally stepped on the breaks for me, like;

1. Man I Am Getting Old.

2. You're fucking 14 girl, this is probably the only time in your life where you get to be an asshole and embarrassing with relatively low consequences. Just learn from it and grow.

3. A lot of the ones I see are not only from under 18s but also overwhelmingly get Not The Asshole vote I just feel damn sorry for these teens being so unsure of themselves.

Getting a little window into a whole different part of the site is interesting at least...

#and i get that everyone has their own circumstances #and that sadly too many teens have no secure adult guidance to help them in tough situations #and bad home lives #but it's a distressing cultural shift that im witnessing of teens these days either super inflating their ego #to fit in and chase after this impossible perfect standard media and the internet has drilled into them #or have little to no ego at all and they question every single one of their decisions #when i was young i was pretty much just playing online games like neopets and rping with my friends on msn and fb #i think the massive loss of child only spaces on the internet has forced these kids to mature in ways they're not built for yet #like you could've described me as a Mature Child due to my circumstances #but even i still had the opportunity to be immature enough to make mistakes and learn from them #without feeling like devil spawn for it #im just feeling melancholy over this i guess

[violetclarity]

honestly: shout out to getting older??

reflecting today on how much more self-confidence and self-worth I have even since, like, 6 years ago. I don’t know if it’s aging in and of itself, or some combination of aging/maturing + better mental health management + having been on my own for a long time, but like...22yo me was terrified that everyone secretly disliked her at all times and was so concerned about what other people thought, and 28yo me truly does not care because I know I’m pretty fucking great, and I’m happy with myself, so what does it matter what anyone else thinks of me?

(don’t worry, I know 28 is still young - this isn’t about me thinking that I am now old, but about how nice it is to realize that this positive thing has happened as I have gotten older. can’t wait to see how many fewer fucks I give in another 6 years!)

#getting older #honestly something about this year/being 28 specifically has just slapped #I do not care about stupid shit anymore and it's *great* #like yeah my apartment is messy. and? you will get one (1) apology if I've invited you over but I'm not going to be judged for it #truly I used to be convinced that everyone including/especially my friends secretly found me deeply annoying and maybe even hated me #and now even when things happen w friends I'm like: we've been friends long enough that this isn't going to ruin things #or just: well if they decide they don't like me anymore based on this I still stand by what I said/did #it's so freeing!! #(fuck you specifically to the friend who spawned that worry; glad to know that 10 years on I've finally let go of that trauma) #anyway I could do without the way my knees have decided to protest Everything but mentally getting older gets five stars from me #if this is how inflated my ego is now who will I even be at 34?