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s0merand0midi0t · 6 months
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*Ruby and Blake reading fanfiction together*
Ruby: *Scrolls down* What is "Mpreg"?
Blake, who's seen ALL things fanfic: *Protect mode activated* ACK! NO, DON'T! *Snaps Ruby's laptop shut*... D O N ' T CLICK THAT
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castle-dominion · 10 months
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5x11 under the influence PLOT HEAVY more like plot Javi. But it is not really plot heavy more like backstory heavy. Like the ike thornton episode.
Wow they just went around her for josie lang making her sound old hoodie kid? labelmaker playlist
captions say Zito & he is leaning on the cement all comfy You should lose two turns ryan pretty, esposito also nice shirt Shut the up (also how young of a girl scout, kinda sus) 11-midnight? How did she work the party until 1? (btw that tarp is way to square to have unwrapped a body)
lol KILLER party
check by the pool XD
starting the morning with... booze? It can be good for a hangover but... Ah she left early that's how she died before she was scheduled Good response from Regina: Great. Now I feel bad for complaining.
Becks is pretty enough with that turtleneck Oof. I mean music saves ur life like that!
What is dripping from her hair? KFC has more MSG than most chinese places
KR: If Tyrese is such big time, why is the entrance to his studio in an alley? JE: Because. Celebrities don’t want paparazzi taking their picture all the time. (he looks over to see KR: run a hand through his hair and he stops short) Yo. Did you just do the hair thing? KR: What hair thing? JE: Every time you’re about to meet a celebrity or a pretty girl you run your hand through your hair. KR: (he ignores that) TMZ said that Tyrese was at that party with Josie Lang. He’s producing her new album. JE: Yeah well, she’s no Regina. KR: I understand the image of her as a girl scout is seared into your memory, but Josie is a real vocalist. JE: Whose fan base consists of 12 year old girls … and you.
KR: Hey, since Josie was at the party I should probably take her statement, right? You got this, right bro? Thanks. XD
Been shot like seven times!?!?
"kev" & also jenny uwu
that was JUST for this year's awards!? What has he done before that!?
Unless you my momma
Nice rings on this man tho fancy shirt poofy hair lol The bitch had an assistant bitch? Reichle probably had fun "different girl" like that one tiktok audio "leah, amy, you know why we call her brianna right?" XD good it helps my street cred My man brought a lighting guy for his mugshot?
Wow that is a lot of money!
Kinda rude but she paid u anyway & was "helping her cousin" so that's good Variety in the "this one that one" stuff
mayb ethey haven't FOUND anything missing yet people are GOOD at ignoring hired help PRINTS
Ooh hooeey becks is pretty af today!! didn't holly grow up in a bunch of different places? foster care?
RC: "Monster." Now that sounds like the kind of ganged up thug that would shoot you dead and leave you in a dumpster someplace. Probably half man, half mountain, full of prison tats. Or is he quietly dangerous? Like Javier Bardem in any movie where he’s got weird hair. JE, while walking beside him: *kind of smiling/frowning at the same time* *it's a kid*
Oof mama commit suicide? the drug od was bad enough. how does this poor boy already have priors a kim long? Careful becks he is still nicknamed monster As an FNMI person this episode just... oof
KB: Hi Joey, I’m Detective Kate Beckett. Joey Malone: A major hottie is what you are. you're 14 lmao JM is just not talking at all double negative Ah he was chill denying it before this but then when murder came up he was shocked. I believe he did not do it. *camera focusses on esposito*
& then another flash to esposito Nice how he plays viddy games sito's right, you have a pimp/agent/manager JE: The brains behind this operation, that’s who. A kid like Joey goes from smash and grab to stealing a half a mil in jewelry? I don’t think so. Someone put him up to this. KR: No, it makes sense. Some savvy criminals use minors to do their dirty work. RC: Of course. A Fagin to Joey’s Oliver Twist. KR: And if Holly’s involved, that makes her the Artful Dodger. Or the Artful DJ. RC: Ooh, nicely played. also ryan is pretty you GET this kid. Yeah man. I love getting a little backstory. I just wish one of these characters was native, & I mean technically esposito is native, but I mean like, I want an iroquois person maybe. or a cree person. Heck a Metis person would be mind blowing.
JM; Hey, where’s the super hot detective? JE; Oh, you’re lookin’ at him. XD
Yeah genuinely. That's what they are like. Frickin cops. (& esposito's face kind of falls, possibly bc he was planning on saying that, possibly bc he feels for the kid & joey has been thru this before & cops made empty promises too) I p much never make promises.
So you admit there is a "he" Yeah lol this kid
Beckett & esposito are the ones talking to her hhh Yeah family is usually the best place to go for foster care temporarily while the parents get their crap in order. Heck this is why icwa exists. Tho I heard the other day that they were overturning that or smth Real prize.
KB: What about his uncle? Where is he now? Ms. Cooper (social worker): We’re trying to track him down. He may be in AC. He’s a card player. JE: Guy sounds like a real prize. CSW: You want the best option for these kids, and sometimes all you have is the least bad option. Which brings me to the issue of what to do with Joey. Are you charging him with theft? KB: We were hoping not it. CSW: (nods) So. I’ll put him in temporary foster care. JE: Whoa, whoa, whoa. He’s not safe out there in the world right now. The guy that we’re after killed a woman. He could do the same thing to Joey. CSW: Then you can put him in protective custody in juvenile hall. JE: I - I can’t just throw him in juvie. I’m trying to gain his trust here. KB: Ms. Cooper, this boy is the key to us solving a murder. CSW: Well, I’m sorry, but those are the choices. JE: hesitates. He catches sight of JOEY outside the room. JE: What if I take him? KB: *turns to look at esposito, surprised. Who is this man?* JE: That way he’s not locked up and I can keep him safe. (to KB) And I can continue to work on him. KB: * turns back to cooper* It’s an idea. KB: What about that? CSW: (sighs, shakes her head) I – I suppose I could delay his paperwork. But this would be for one night. And it means that Joey Malone is your responsibility. JE: That’s cool. I got this. The kid doesn’t have a father. He probably just needs someone to connect with. lmao sure bud like that's going to work out. I mean you may be right but u've also had years to figure out what it means, this kid might not even know.
Ok I have three clips here, but I flilmed the second two at once
INT – ESPOSITO’S APARTMENT JE walks in and stops to pick up the mail. JM follows him. Also neither of them remove their shoes. ew. JM: I’d rather have a pajama party with the lady cop. ((XD)) JE: Yeah well, it looks like I drew the short straw. ((still a little bit of bad cop in there, love it.)) JE, lookin at this teen: Literally. ((XD)) JE: hits the lights JM: looks around JM: Man, no wonder you’re single! JE: JM: No woman would spend time here unless it was against her will. ((u’r 14. But I mean 14yos date, heck I had classmates who had sex)) JM: starts hitting a sparring bag which is just in the middle of espt’s apartment, like yeah no girls wouldn’t like that JE: Yeah? What about you, Martha Stewart? What’s you place supposed to be? Shabby chic? Emphasis on shabby? JM: It’s a dive. But it’s not my fault. My uncle would rather blow all of his money at the tables. JE: Must be why he’s too busy to call us back. JM: Don’t wait by the phone. He only cares about claiming me as a dependent. makes himself comfortable on espt’s couch, putting his feet up on the coffee table. JE: My parents split up when I was 5. ((lol ok trying to connect)) JE: pushes Joey’s legs Man, get your feet off my table! (they share a glare.) Dad moved to Florida with his new wife. Most I ever got after that was a phone call and a post card. JM: Post card? JE: (nods) Yeah. JM: How old are you, anyway? ((bruh.. I send postcards still,, like if I’m traveling)) JE: Ancient. he looks dead & deadpan JE: But I’m young enough to remember what it was like. (he is quiet for a second) JM: smiles & looks off to the side ((btw I’m glad that the 14yo has acne, that’s what being 14 is like)) JE: Must miss your folks. ((bro don’t try to dig too much)) JM: … JM: After my dad died, my mom kept going. You know, she tried to pretend that we were still a normal family. She did her best to take care of me until … she couldn’t do it anymore. JE: Now you take care of yourself. ((Good line. Also sounds like experience there)) JM: Yeah. (his attitude changes) Look, man. I know you didn’t have to do this. Take me in, I mean. So uh, thanks. JE, nodding: I’ll go grab you a blanket; pillow. JM: Hey, at least you didn’t skimp out on the audio visual budget. ((Heck yeah. We love video games in this house. Well & board games. & all play, adults need play too, dogs never really outgrow their need for play, why should humans?) JE: You know that’s right. Oh, and I’ve got Assassin’s Creed 3. ((& a bunch of other stuff I assume?)) So go ahead and knock yourself out. ((Nice art btw)) JE: Oh, and uh … put it on dual player mode so I can come back and school you. He’s in the closet pulling linens for Joey JM: $20 bucks says you won’t make it past level 1. ((OMG I NOTICED HIS VOICE CHANGED DURING THAT PHRASE– HE WAS LITERALLY IN THE PROCESS OF IT AS HE SAID THAT,, POSSIBLY TO IMPLY HE WAS STILL IN THE ROOM)) JE: (scoffs) You’re crazy. Leaves the light on JE: comes back into the living room with a smile but stops short. It’s empty. Joey’s gone, but the window is open. Esposito sighs heavily. He is so annoyed
Oh gosh darn! When I copypaste smth from my ctrl-h google doc (where I change the names from ESPOSITO with a bunch of blank lines between the phrases like the transcript to what u see on tumblr) to tumblr, the * maked it italicized! Crud!
INT – TWELFTH PRECINCT BULLPEN JE walks in with JM handcuffed to his wrist. KR: … gives the setup an odd look. JE: Sit down. Joey does, and Esposito transfers the cuff from his wrist to the desk. KR, spinning his chair to face them: O~kay. Care to explain? JE: What? The handcuffs? KR: No, no. The stylish shoes that you’re wearing. Yess, the handcuffs. JE: Well, junior here tried to pull a Houdini on me last night. JM: Who the hell is Houdini? ((espt was not born in the late 1800s idiot)) JE: (harshly) Shut up. KR: Out the window? JE: Yeah. *sits* KR: Down the fire escape?? JE: Yeah. And then on to a moving garbage truck. Then on a skateboard for five blocks that took him all the way to the L-train. ((Whose? Also where was this kid going?)) JM: *picks up a signed baseball from espt’s desk* ((Kid has some neat gloves)) KR: (smiles) How’d you keep up? JM: He didn’t. JE, turning to face him so he can talk to him: Shut up. (sees the baseball) What the – (he grabs the baseball) Give me that. (he puts the ball back) Commandeered this dude’s bicycle. ((YOU KEPT UP TO A MOVING GARBAGE TRUCK AND SKATEBOARD ON A BIKE?)) KR: *Nods & smiles so big & bright, checks his nails while listening to the story* JE: Then he lost me in the subway. (Joey laughs) But then I caught him. At the next stop. Kid’s wily. But I’m wilier. KR: * just is enjoying the story with a smile* Wow. Just like The French Connection. JE: ..?
Kid just sitting there biting his nails You will go canvass? With esposito? alone? with a uniformed officer?
KB: Unless he gave you a name. JE: Uh … no. Not exactly. wdym not exactly?? Whata does that Look Between Them mean?
JE: Looks like he got his first taste with a B and E when he was 11 years old. Oof KB: He graduated to burglary when he was 12 when he broke into a mom and pop corner store along with an unidentified adult male. Ooof (also how mom+pops are off limits)
Shane Winters HER FILE TOO? also beckett's pretty shiny shirt <3
JE: This dude’s dabbled in everything. Or maybe castle, she did not clean herself up & get herself out, he stopped using her when she turned 18
Ryan's back! (btw every member here is pretty rn. Castle only as pretty as normal tho. ryan also only as pretty as normal but dshkjdh. becks all shiny & espt nice shirt too.) & castle knows the car RC: Yeah, and a roomy trunk for all your body moving needs. Esposito *just walks away* (no explanation anything he just thought for a split sec & then Left)
Poor LT lol he's on babysitting duty ALSO EW SHOES ON THE COUCH *awkwardly tapping his thumbs. It must be a patience test for interrogations when you become detective, he tells himself* JE: Where’s Shane Winters? JM: Where’s my soda? LT is just happy to be out of here he doesn't care that he's on soda duty
Love how espt picks him up like that. Sometimes you need a rough hand. JM: I'm not a rat ... Valid? But bro? Ok what is in it for you? You get a cut of the earnings? you get his protection in terms of him bailing you out...?
JE: Meh, I just want to wring this little bastard’s neck right now. So valid bestie JE: Freakin’ kids, man. (to castle) I don’t know how you do it, bro. RC: Oohhh. No, no. I lucked out with Alexis. At a certain point you realize you’re just dealing with someone who hasn’t been around as long as we have. ((THAT IS SO TRUE)) They have to find their way. JE: The problem is, he’s already found his way. He just doesn’t see where it’s going to put him. ((or maybe he thinks he's Built Different))
Garcia, new name!
"roll" *plays with keys* On your own babe? nice toss. also do they each have their own car or,,?
Boobies. Beer. Western vibes. Cant in the camera. Interesting movement too. Wow big buff guy. *looks him down* ... A bag of ice? It depends on whether it is good for the plot or not if they can beat ppl up or if they get beat up. Everything ends with a kick to the balls. My man must be wearing steel toed boots or knee guards or smth. Or just good aim. man's not having kids any time soon that shaking breath ohhh & "excuse me" lmao
How does he know his name hangin out lol Yeah too loyal. But I respect Monster. Put them on yourself? Esposito is using power & dominance to control the situation. Love it Holy crap the way he PUSHES on the handcuffs is so good! I remember playing with plastic handcuffs like that as a kid
"soft spot for kids" did not come out right hun Weird lighting. This room needs to be brighter; one way glass needs one room to be brighter than the other golden and diamond encrusted NO-- NO NO NOOOOOO (but will fdny find an accelerant?) but whasnt' that car expensive or smth? A minute alone...? Esposito, Javi my man hold on what are you thinking? & ryan agrees to leave? CLOSING THE CURTAINS...
tablet? Joey genuinely looks sad JE: Now I’d beat your skinny little ass for being stupid if it’d change anything Oh computer r u lying? da wanting to try him as an adult? u haven't even charged him... SW: Look, man. The kid did the crime, he’s gotta do the time. SW a couple minutes ago: I have a soft spot for kids (which is why I bailed out the teenager) Did joey malone really think that shane would protect him? carried heat as in gun? Yeah no Monster of COURSE he'd kill her
Yeah he can buy an alibi at least u know it came from his TYPE of car WHERE is her gun? I still say bling...
Ryan's hair lol it REALLY looks like mine Poor chinese line cook lol just doin his job & these detectives are holding open his door & getting in his way near the dumpster Is that blood or is it just gross?
Ah! Temporarily missing! that's why it was on the phone! *cuts himself off* oh god... heeheeHEE this is GOOD
well he's obv /accessory/ to murder espt so angry I can't tell if I'm remembering the ending or if I'm figuring it out but could it be the other musician? the one josie called old?
I love this man with the hat he seems cool Regina: Have you ever tried changing into skin-tight leather pants? It’s time consuming. ((true)) *Judging by their expressions, both CASTLE and BECKETT are intimately acquainted with skin-tight leather pants.* I like how beckett is wearing less makeup this episode than she does in s6 in my family watch Did she have a license to carry?
I love the OTS view going into the bar *lets him in while covering himself* SW: You keep showing up here like this, the boys are going to think you’re sweet on me. XD JE: Not anymore they won’t. he says while smiling.. *gulp* *puts down the gun* I can't remember what I thought the first time watching this. Is he disarming himself so they can have an honourable fistfight? Does he want to prove he's armed? are they going to count down & reach for it? & then I see the second gun. I thought maybe duel then. Also nice gun, rly small. When he says the gun is "yours" I am more sure it is a duel. (btw I think that one on the close side is the personal gun, not the police gun, & the one on the far side is the one he pulled from his boot a couple episodes ago. Like. ten.) His face when he says this. He says it in past tense as if he is in an interview, as if he's quoting himself from the future. That fear on his face. "I HAD to defend myself!" as he shakes his head with wide eyes... So he threatens to kill the guy & cover it up bc he is a detective & he can legit say "I arrested his crime boy so he wanted to kill me" & have it be true except esposito that is your gun... Unless he specifically acquired an unlicensed gun so that he could pretend it was shane's unlicensed gun (but also esposito my man how will you KNOW he recruits another kid? I might like a sequel except I don't want esposito to kill someone even if I agree with his values) Again with esposito using dominance in this play. Slid the gun over to him. I mean, Winters can afford a bodyguard, he may be a crime pimp, but he directs kids & adolescents, not people he considers his equal. No wonder he is so easy to threaten like this.
HPD criminal history information MISDEMEANOR arrest/charge information arrest date: XXXXXX ((so august or is that a random number of Xs?)) XX, 20XX 07:27 PM ((so he must have been under 18 in the year 2000, 17 in y2k at the oldest)) - Name: ESPOSITO/JAVIER ((I can't see if there is a middle name)) - Date of Birth: XXXXX X, 19XX ((april or march 1-9)) - Sex: Male - Race: XXXXXX ((Latino)) - Age at the time of the crime/arrest: XX ((10-17 but often they try 17yos as adults)) - Address: 941 E. 11TH ST/NEW YORK, NY 1009 - Fax Number: 5521250 - Place of Arrest: HPDPD, 021 - ((cropped)) Crime: November 6, 1989 ((unless this is the date of the crime so he would be under 18 in '89 at the oldest, so born in what 1972 at the oldest? & 1990 at the youngest if his age was in the double digits by y2k))
the good old days XD XD
Cycle 1 Arrest date XXXX XX 20XX 07:27 PM ((this one has 4 Xs so june & july except I think this implies that the Xs are not relative to the letters in the blackout, at least that is implied since these are both at 7.27pm, they are both the arrest date)) Court Information Court: Criminal Court New York Case Number: 322((cut off)) Initial Report Of Docket Number: XXXX XX, 20XX
November 19, 1989 ((nearly two weeks after the other date)) ASSAULT PL 160.10 Sub 01 // Class C Juvenile // HCIC 1299 RESISTING ARREST PL 160.05 // Class D Juvenile // HCIC 1299 ((transf?))erred To Superior Court November 19, 1989 UNLAWFUL POSSESSION ((of what?)) PL 160.10 Sub 01 // Class C Juvenile // HCIC 1299 ASSAULT PL 160.05 // Class D Juvenile // HCIC 1299
I love how as Joey reads them out loud esposito cringes. We see him cringe just a bit (wrinkle his nose & squint) at resisting arrest but [cringe like: that inhaling hiss between your teeth out of the side of your mouth] at unlawful possession & he shakes his head
Joey straight up: You were a mess ((coming from u tho? ur priors are a mile long according to the show so u can't say much))
JE: Yeah. But it’s all I knew. My dad was gone, my mom was working two jobs. In my neighborhood, you had to do what you had to do to survive. Not everybody made it. ((Yeah man... this story hits & my life wasn't even that bad)) JM: Is this where you tell me to man up and get my act together like you did? ((no pls no)) JE: No. It doesn’t work like that. ((Yes!! Thank you! Yes!)) JE: You need help. ((cringe but true)) For me it was one of my teachers. ((stereotype. But also,,, so true. My baking teacher, the staff in my special needs class, the FNMI guidance counselor, my culinary teachers)) Saw a future in me that I didn’t even see in myself. But it was up to me to make a choice. To pick which road to go down. I talked to your school counselor – ((first of all ew school counselors I know I lucked out but I don't trust em, second consent much? talk to joey first, except he'd say no so idk bro)) JM: What? ((See?)) JE: She’s going to call me if you keep ditching. ((esposito dad moments, I wish we got to see him with Timmy or Tommy or whatever ike's kid's name was)) JM: C’mon, man. JE: And I’m going to call you once a week. Check in. ((Do you do that for Baby Thornton too? y'all should become friends lol, he's only a year or two younger than you. Baby thornton was what? 10? it has been 2 or 3 years since s2? joey is 14? Yeah 13 & 14 is the same age)) JM: *smiles, then nods* JM: All right. I’ll go. ((go where? to school?)) If you agree to get new furniture. ((making a deal, he really is an adolescent, not a child, & esposito treating him like an adolescent, someone worth talking to, is awesome & important, even if he also knows that adolescence is not complete adulthood & he called the counselor w/o talking to joey first)) JE: *scoffs* JM: You can’t get laid on the regular with that junk you have. ((this man made fun of ryan for alley shopping)) I’m just looking out for you. ((who is looking out for whom now?)) JM: *pats him hard on the shoulder* JE: *does the thing he always does when someone touches him: he looks at where they touched & then back up at them* JE, handing Joey his business card: Here. If you need anything, day or night, call me at that number. ((do you not have your phone on silent overnight...? Maybe "at THAT number" is his other cell phone, one that he doesn't turn off at night idk bro)) JM: Okay. (he unbuckles) You’re all right. For a cop. ((lmao what a mood) JE: I know. Now get out of my car. ((see? sometimes you need that roughness. Btw I think this was the first time I noticed the car in my family watch, but I had seen it before on my binge watch. I didn't know if it was esposito's personal car or what)) JM nods to JE, JE nods back, but also in a gesture like "get going now I already told u" & JM leaves. JE smiles & watches to make sure JM gets inside ok.
I like how they closed loose ends with the winters guy & joey.
Ok but I need an episode in the future that shows that these two have indeed kept in contact! Esposito has been half raising two kids now, Ike's kid & Joey, why can't we SEE THEM?
Also uh in my math earlier I said I'd watch 6 episodes per day, well the thing is I didn't watch 6 yesterday I only got five. The first one was the season premier & I watched it earlier.
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shotorozu · 3 years
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staying behind
(tiktok trend)
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*♡∞:。.。 — 1.4k followers special —
character(s) : multiple characters
legend : [Y/N = your name, L/N = last name] gender neutral! quirk not mentioned here
note(s) : this was based off the tiktok trend where you stop walking to see if your friends or s/o notice. I THINK THIS WOULD BE SO FUNNY?? i’ll do this for the haikyuu characters too. also this is kinda short so im sorry—
(ALSO I KNOW WHAT BOBO MEANS LMAO)
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TODOROKI SHOUTO
immediately notices that you’re gone.
i mean, you’re usually the one that’s leading the conversation, he’s just listening to his s/o talk 🤠
you guys were walking to the hospital, to visit his mom :)) and you were just asking things about her— and if she would like some flowers
todoroki’s heart flutters, watching you talk about your concerns regarding his mother, and when he’s giving his reply to you, walking along the sidewalk as he spoke.
but then he noticed that he wasn’t holding your hand anymore, AND THAT YOU DISAPPEARED!!
he’s panicking, looking around— did you get kidnapped behind his back?? omg he’s in the process of beating himself up
and he just sees you standing steps away
so he just hurries back to you— panting as he takes you by your hand, and you’re just laughing at his reaction
“you scared me, love. i thought you got kidnapped.”
it’s such a stretch but he’s just so concerned
you chortle, and you just squeeze his hand “no shou, i was just messing with you. i’m sorry,”
he lets you off the hook, he’s just really glad that you’re not actually in danger.
looks behind his shoulder just to see if you’re still there from now on. he knows it’s a prank but he will NOT lose you
MIDORIYA IZUKU
NOTICES AFTER A LONG ASS TIME
he’s just rambling about something interesting that happened that day while you guys were heading to a café. he’s doing the daily midoriya word dump.
and you were just listening to his rambling, just like any other day
and you suddenly get this cruel idea to just suddenly stop walking?? to see if he notices, of course.
he’s already a few feet away from the café, and he notices that you haven’t spoken in a long time
so he turns around
and you’re gone!!
immediately panics, and retracts his steps. it takes awhile because man was rambling too much but he finally finds you!
his heart is thumping wildly against his chest, and he holds you against him “Y/N! you worried me back there, why did you stop?”
and you’re just losing it over his reaction (because he took so long to realize you’re gone LMAO)
and he’s just 😀❓❓ what
“sorry izuku, i was just trying to see if you’ll notice i’m gone.”
izuku laughs in relief, and holds you close to him like you’re his teddy bear
he’ll try to check on you more often. but don’t do this again! it’ll give him a heart attack i mean it, don’t do that again.
BAKUGOU KATSUKI
he’ll notice right away
he was currently bringing you to his parents house on a weekend (because his mom wouldn’t stop NAGGING him about it)
and you just suddenly got this big idea to just stop walking. just to see if katsuki would notice that you stopped walking
when you stop walking in place, he’ll notice seconds later— and he’ll just walk back to you like 🚶‍♂️
and katsuki will just stare at you like 🤨 why did you stop walking?? did you forget something??
you’re just like “i wanted to see if you’ll notice if i’m gone,” all sheepishly bc the prank didn’t work
and he’ll just scoff, slinging his arms around you as he kisses your temple “of course i’d notice. you’re dumb.”
okay but there’ll be that one time he doesn’t notice you’re not with him, and he’ll just freak the fuck out lol
KIRISHIMA EIJIROU
he’ll notice that you’re gone after a good minute
you guys will be walking to the amusement park, and kiri’s just so excited!
“i can’t wait, today’s going to be so good! i’ll make sure to take a lot of good pictures of you— wait.”
you’re not with him??
he’ll just swing his head around for you like a confused puppy, like “where did Y/N go??”
and he’ll notice you’re just standing there, and kiri will just BOLT towards you
“waah i’m sorry! did i leave you behind?” he asks concerned, linking your arms with his as you guys continue to walk
you laugh, patting his face with your hand “i’m sorry eijirou, i was just trying to see if you’ll notice.”
man is beating himself up at this point for not noticing
“i’ll make sure to notice from now on,” kirishima promises, and for the rest of the day— he’s just glancing back and forth to check if you’re still there.
SHINSOU HITOSHI
silent panic
acts like he’s fine when he realizes you’re gone, but on the inside.. it’s chaos
you were walking with him to class, briefly after you helped him practice with his capture rope
and he’s just talking about his capture rope and how it almost got damaged because he washed it the wrong way once.
then he notices that he hasn’t heard your footsteps in a while, nor has he heard you reply to him
and he looks behind him, and you’re gone??
and on the outside, he’s pretty chill, like “oh. they’re gone.” and hitoshi’s calm enough to assess the situation properly
but on the inside he’s like “HITOSHI!! YOU LOST YOUR S/O WTF.”
and when he sees you cackling from a far, he’s just :/ but he’s just so glad you’re not actually missing.
“well played, kitten.” he chuckles in amusement, “but don’t do that again.” he says sternly— enlacing your hands with his
KAMINARI DENKI
he notices a little too late lol
you were walking with denki, mina and kirishima to get lunch one day
and you just suddenly thought of this weird idea to prank him (courtesy to mina)
and you just see if he’ll notice you’re not with him. for no particular reason though
denki, mina and kirishima were lined up to get food, and denki was just like “hm.. i wonder what Y/N wants to eat today!”
and kirishima looks behind to ask you what you want to eat (for kaminari) and he notices that you’re literally not there
like.. gone. absent
kirishima’s now violently tapping on mina’s shoulder like “uh.. L/N’s gone. they’re missing.”
and mina’s like “OH NO.” which kinda caused some panic between the both of them. eventually, denki notices the tense expression that’s on both of their faces.
“what’s wrong??” he asks, absolutely clueless.
“L/N’s not here!”
“oh.”
realization hits him pretty hard
and denki immediately bolts out of the line, running around to find wherever you are.
fastforward to a few minutes later, he found you in an empty hallway, and he just starts apologizing.
“i’m sorry Y/N!” he whines, hugging you close to him, and you’re just like 🧍‍♀️
you can’t really be mad, bc you did this to yourself lol.
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facelessoldgargoyle · 4 years
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The FYP: Sides, Trends, & You
Ok so I started out describing transition videos and realized I needed to start farther back. In order to talk about what defines genres and subgenres, I need to talk about sides and trends. I did this a little in the original Willy Wonka post, but I need to elaborate a.
What Side Are You On?
This question implies the appropriate amount of antagonism between the different sides of tiktok. Much like tumblr, your experience on tiktok varies greatly based on who you follow and what content you see. Unlike tumblr, you have 2 tabs you can access: the feed from people you follow, and the feed that’s the For You Page. This is governed by The Algorithm. The algorithm is spookily good at predicting what content you want to see, and the fact that it’s not directly curated by you (only indirectly) gives it sort of a mystical reputation. People will make videos saying “There are no hashtags on this video, so this is a sign meant for you: get your nipples pierced.”
Ahem. For example.
This means that instead of the side of tiktok you’re on being a choice you have deliberately made, it’s treated a more like an astrology sign. It predicts something about you as a person. The fact that the side of tiktok you’re on is only partially determined by what you like, comment, and follow and partially determined by what the audience of your videos watches gives it an extra “out of control fate” feeling. Sometimes you see videos from people saying, “Help, straight tiktok found my last video and now I’m only seeing their videos, if you’re lgbt, alt, goth, etc. please interact and get me back to Alt Tiktok.”
There’s some animosity between sides, mostly because Hipsters and Fandom Blogs Don’t Get Along, but also because gay people love making fun of straight people. One of the most famous users (the fame making him definitionally on straight tiktok) tweeted:
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Lmao.
I would be interested in seeing a cloud of how different content is related on Tiktok. No one person could make it though, because everyone’s FYP is so personal. Here’s how I’ve seen it generally described, though, in the order of when each side starts appearing on your FYP if you’re queer: Straight -> Alt -> Lesbian -> More Gay Content -> Punk or Goth -> Trans -> Nonbinary -> Frog -> Synth Rat -> more and more niche content.
Trends
A trend is an action paired with an audio. A trend is showing off your side profile using a particular Avril Lavigne profile. A trend is doing a dance making fun of tiktok dances to a Phoebe Bridgers song. A trend is the equivalent of a meme, and it’s what makes tiktok fun, because trends give you a template for making videos. You try to do your own twist on the trend, because people will see several videos for one audio, and it sucks to see the same thing over and over again, so if yours is interesting and different, yours will get popular.
The combination of trends and sides are what define genre and subgenre.
Genre and Subgenre
Okay, so if you’re a tall white boy with floppy brown hair and abs, you can make a career off of doing thirst trap videos. If you’re a tall white girl with long straight hair and a big smile, you can make a career off of 15-second dance videos that are easy to copy. These are tiktok’s verified users, and these are the people who make enough money to rent houses so these 16-20 year olds can live together and make content together. Hype House is the most famous of these. This is Straight Tiktok.
If you’re a Onceler cosplayer, where the whole joke is about how horny people are for this weird cursed character, you do a video using the same audio that the professional fuckboys do as a joke. Instead of trying to sincerely attract people, you make fun of the fuckboys for doing what they do. Enough people have made videos mocking fuckboys that it’s its own thing. Eventually, you get a fuckboy making cursed thirsttraps sincerely. Not to be a philosophy fuckboi, but look! It’s thesis, antithesis, synthesis.
I’ll elaborate on the difference between genre and subgenre in the post about transition videos, but this is the foundation I need.
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