#this is incredibly accurate tbh

[ahalliance]

rapid fire french rayou strikes again (transcript below the cut)

[Video transcript:

[ENG] Etoiles: I— I’m speedrunning it [Mario Party], but it’s like—

[FR] Etoiles: The next person to bust my balls by saying, ‘he’s going to miss the Ascension [French competitive event happening this Saturday 28/10]’ even though my plane is at six PM, you bunch of morons, it’s not because ZeratoR [Ascension event organiser] said once that I’d miss my plane that I will miss my plane, because what you guys don’t understand is that a plane doesn’t get missed if you arrive three hours in advance, and the last time I missed the plane was because my corresponding flight was one hour and a half [late]!

[ENG] Etoiles: I was just saying to my chat that I love them :)

Tina: Awhhh

Foolish: See, once again I have a feeling maybe that wasn’t—

End Video Transcript.]

#qsmp irl #etoiles #étoiles #foolish gamers #tinakitten #jay rambles #jay clips #27/10/2023 #a taste of one of Etoiles’ epic french tirades (you have not seen half of it) #they’re already incredible in English but dude gets so much more aggressive in French lmfaooo #also wanted to clip this bc foolish’s face is sending me . deer in the headlights looking mf #i feel like if Etoiles ranted at him in French with a similar tone he’d just freeze #also tina was so cute here :] she leaned forwards to try and read chat bc she initially thought he was reading a msg #im so invested in tina and foosh’s french arcs tbh #wish there were a bettee translation for casser les couilles tbh . bc bust my balls is literally accurate but it kinda lacks the pizazz #casser les couilles has . i think im just more partial to french swears in general

[arom-antix]

Happy birthday to the man, the myth, the legend, trophy husband of Yuuri Katsuki, Viktor Nikiforov!

#oh and fuck that post #HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BOI YOU DESERVE THE WORLD #christmas ends on the 24th here so GUESS WHAT #THE 25TH IS ALL ABOUT VIKTOR BABYYY #also theyre married your honour idc what plaintiff has to say because im right they have no grounds to sue #anyway i drew this before yuuris birthday and has been sitting on it for a month now and i am SO glad to get it posted #and despite having that much time to prepare this post im sitting here on christmas eve and typing this out while hiding from festivities #also IGNORE THAT THE COAT ISNT ACCURATE I JUST DREW IT OKAY #its embarrassing as someone who lives in a cold country to draw a winter coat wrong #people from warm countries have no idea what im talking about probably and if you do or are from a cold country and know then no you dont #the coat is perfect youre just imagining things #also lemme tell you those eyelashes made me so happy to draw #i ADORE pale lashes theyre so fun #tbh i adore all colours but im particularly fond of white grey and black hair and white lashes #its just so chefs kiss #if you have pale invisible lashes that you think make you look weird no they dont they make you look incredible #also yes this is ABSOLUTELY a companion piece to the birthday piece i did for yuuri #i said i liked to imagine that piece being how viktor sees yuuri #well heres viktor looking at yuuri #yuri on ice #yuri on ice fanart #fanart #art #arom antix art #arom antix #viktor nikiforov

[nympippi]

For the TBP headcanon thing: I just love the idea of Vance using a home perm kit. With his hair all in rollers

He’d get up bright and early just to do his hair. Honestly he finds it exhausting and kinda annoying however he’s always really happy with the results afterwards so it’s kinda worth it in the end!

#the black phone fanart #the black phone #the black phone fandom #tbp vance fanart #tbp vance #vance hopper #vance hopper fanart #pippi art #necromancer finney au #no one knows he does this btw and if anyone asks he says it’s all natural after giving them a nasty look #as if they have the audacity to ask about his hair. #also I think he would like the Incredible Hulk comics #all of the ghost boys like comics tbh #but him and robin really like hulk. #he has a natural resting bitch face ™️ #also thank you so much for this headcannon! honestly it was really funny trying to draw the curlers on him lmao #also I don’t know how period accurate those curlers are so I kinda had to guess on google #from references #^^

[skitskatdacat63]

“Constantia et fortitudine” - Emperor Sebastian I “der Sieghafte”

#i dont ever want to look at his face(blatant lie) #i love him and i love staring at pics of him but jfc trying to draw them. absolute murder to ME #well anyways. happy with this. took too many late like 4 hour sessions tho LMFAO #watched uhhhh animal documentaries and casino royale again :) #OKAY ANYWAYS ITS NOW YOUR FAVORITE! CONTEXT! INFO! LORE! #so ive mentioned before seb is charles vi. obviously. but i love to steal stuff from Joseph I as well 🥰 #seb is a mix of both bcs he obv doesn't have an older brother in this au so yeah! #'Constantia et fortitudine'(by persistence and courage) was Charles motto! #i think that fits seb so well no? 🥹🥹 #'der Sieghafte'(the Victorious) comes from Joseph I! bcs he was so successful in battle 🥰 #again! so seb right??? #i think so fucking often about him and nando's nicknames in this au #'the spirited' for nando's perseverance....'the victorious' for seb's well. victories haha #i think they fit them incredibly well both in this au and real life!! #even if this fucking murdered me to paint i like it a lot :) i thinm the hair was a lot of fun #actually im not even mad w this one! it was pretty fun once i got past a certain point honestly! #but the secondary expression whoch will be in a different post....jfc i wanted to throw my ipad away 😭 #it doesnt help that it was 4-5 am when i was working on jt LMAO #but i believe in courage and perseverance! i will paint constantia et fortitudine 🥹 #anwyaysyyyyys!!! hope you like!!!! i think i got him pretty accurate???? im pretty happy w the fsce tbh #wish i could draw his crown but i dont think ill ever subject myself to painting thay monstrosity #also dont really undertsand how they wore crowns back then alongside their giant periwigs?? dont crush the curls :< #sebastian vettel #f1 #formula 1 #boy king au

[likeasoup]

#like sure there’s amazing and incredible kpop songs but are they the chaser #i feel like this poll is more accurate tbh

[malusienki]

how the hell! do u decide on outfits when drawing opera characters. i hate everything i do because it’s inaccurate 90% of the time (exhibit a: why i’m not ever happy with my lucia)

#i’m having this issue with donna elvira #leporello too tbh something feels off #valentine/marguérite are just incredibly based off geneve 2020 #and then marie . she feels like she’s missing smthn. waugh #i think i’m too focused on making it “accurate” which takes away from the fun of it #i forget that like. this is for ME. #and whoever likes it likes it #ash gone silly #yelling into my void #rambling

[saltpepperbeard]

so it’s no surprise that javid’s posts and potential teases make me take damage, but like...looking at the lyrics of walking on broken glass after he mentioned it?

#OFMD #OFMD Season 2 #Definitely not David Jenkins #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #Revenge Rambles #I am VIOLENTLY SOBBING AND THROWING UP TBH #Like how do they manage to find INCREDIBLY perfect and accurate songs #Because that's 100000% Ed #And that's 10000% their situation #ALSO I KEEP FEARING FOR THE REVENGE RIGHT #SO THAT BOTTOM VERSE HAS ME SWEATING SOMETHING TERRIBLE LMAO #LIKE IF THAT GOES FROM METAPHORICAL TO LITERAL THEN I'LL BE OUT K THANK YOU #God I'm hurting because this is just making me that much more aware of how badly Ed is and WILL be hurting #And how stuck he's going to feel again #Walking on glass? No- I am in fact GNAWING ON GLASS NOW SHDJKLS #RIGHT AS WE SPEAK

[lupismaris]

My mil's comfort movies are the Divergent trilogy (don't ask me why I do not understand it either) and every couple months she goes on a binge for a few days so I caught a chunk of the first one tonight

Gotta say I sat through maybe an hour of it doing menial tasks and I know nothing about the ensemble of characters and next to nothing about the world aside from like, bare bones details. No one has any discerning traits or depth aside from slight physical differences. I couldn't answer a single question if you asked me. It would be fascinating if it wasn't so very dull imo.

#like the criticism that its just an empty dystopian canvas for the reader to insert themselves into is incredibly accurate #because thats exactly what it is #i am still trying to figure out my my MIL likes it so much #the 100 is her fav tv show and like i understand that a bit more tho its misery to sit through sensory wise its so loud and chaotic #i have no opinions on the show it seems like dystopian soap opera for millennials tbh which is fine

[jackienautism]

watching a bunch of cant sleep love (eyeballs) animation memes rn and the casual whitewashing (esp within the broadway fandom ones) is so just............ like. [jeremy voice] that is NOT CHRISTINE

#also watched a hamilton one. washington was so incredibly whitewashed #and a heathers one? heather duke was whitewashed #i know these were mainly several years ago but can yall be better like seriously #and these are mainly styles that dont have huge emphasis on facial features #aka the LEAST you can do is get their skin tone right #and htats another rant im willing to go on tbh. how ppl REFUSE to draw bigger / wider noses. softer / rounder faces. thicker eyebrows. etc #even within the cartoony styles #styles like the anime style hinder artists from expanding their facial diversity #and therefore prevents them from drawing poc accurately #mine #text #my thoughts

[kingdomoftyto]

October this year has felt kind of vague and adrift for me, no real festive spirit to speak of--or at least nowhere near how last year felt, when it was Year of the Vampire and all.

BUT I am remedying that now with a combined pincer attack of 1) relistening to Night Vale from the beginning on my commute to work and 2) rereading Warm Bodies on my breaks/in my spare time. Things are getting increasingly spooky up in here

#consider this a heartfelt rec for both of the series mentioned #for anyone who might not know: Welcome to Night Vale is a fiction podcast in the form of a community radio show #the host of the show gives news and commentary on the happenings in a small desert town #... a small town that's regularly besieged by cosmic horrors and shadowy government agencies and various other monsters and phenomena #it's extremely chill and relaxing! which is funny to say because it sounds like a joke but it's actually true. #the residents of the town are used to all of this strangeness so it's described in the same tone as the results of the schoolboard election #seriously even ten years later this podcast has me giggling like a maniac every few minutes #it's very funny and heartfelt despite ostensibly being horror themed #and as for the other series--Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion is SUUUUCH an underrated book series #the tl;dr is it's a zombie-human love story #there was a movie based on the first book several years back and it was pretty good imo #it plays up the romcom aspect a lot. which is fair but not EXACTLY accurate to the book. as you might imagine lol #the actual book though??? god I'm only two chapters in on my re-read and I had underestimated how much I love the way this protag thinks #it is HEAVY on philosophical discussion and even digs into some societal/political issues later on #and the supernatural/sci-fi worldbuilding is so incredible that tbh I can barely take any other type of zombies seriously after reading thi #it's just. it's good. check it out if you're not afraid of a little gore in your star-crossed romance #(I'd say more but I don't want to spoil the end of the first book! it's a fairly predictable twist but it still feels so good)

[vanilla-voyeur]

Not to be all 2012 r/atheism but it is kinda frustrating how hard it is to get people to understand that I don't believe in ANYTHING spiritual or supernatural. Like I say I'm an atheist and people think that just means I think church is homophobic but also still totally believe in god and heaven and souls and w/e. (I actually would like to go to a UU church if I still had the ability to regularly wake up on a Sunday morning.) So then I try secular humanist, and they still don't get it. Like the more I try to explain in a way that might get through to people, the more I start sounding like the most annoying condescending things Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris have said.

I have dealt with multiple therapy groups that say they do "holistic" therapy and list stuff like art therapy and music therapy. But then it turns out they also do acupressure and ashwagandha and qi. This latest one was so annoying because I said I was a secular humanist, I don't believe in anything spiritual, I only believe in science, I specifically listed some of the alternative "medicine" stuff that's been pushed on me in the past that I don't want. And then the lady assured me that oh dw by holistic they just mean art therapy and music therapy. It was only after she told me they were affiliated with one of the worst, most toxic, most unscientific groups I've had the displeasure of dealing with, that I pushed for more clarity and she admitted that they would use reiki in meditation. (Meditation is evidence-based, reiki is not.) Like the fact that she didn't realize they could be done separately was just *sigh*

Like why not just be up front? Why not just say "we do holistic therapy, such as acupressure, reiki, and natural herbs"? Why pretend that all you got going is art and music and yoga? Are you trying to trick me into practicing your bullshit?

My religion is science. Please respect my religious beliefs and don't try to force yours on me.

#secular humanism 🤮 #I believe in science 🤮 #My religion is science 🤮 #I have fully given up on accurately describing my beliefs #please tell me what sort of fairytales I need to spin so you can stop forcing bs on me #If I have to deal with one more asshole proselytizing woo I will start unironically using the term sky daddy #Like I ideally would be respectful of other peoples beliefs but respect goes both ways bro #Would skeptic work? I havent tried skeptic before #Tbh my biggest problem with the affiliate group was not that they were wasting my time teaching me ways to tap my wrists #But actually because they were misusing evidence based therapies like DBT to literally bully clients they didnt like #Bruh Check the Facts does not mean you get everyone in the room to say in unison that one clients beliefs are not factual #I know most therapists who say they do a dozen different therapies including DBT are incredibly uninformed about what DBT really is #But that was just next level yikes

[yeonban]

Are you the soldier, poet, or king?

The Soldier

"There will come a soldier / Who carries a mighty sword / He will tear your city down". Righteousness. Strength. Violence. You see a door and break through it. You wonder, sometimes, if anger is the only thing you can feel. Remember : love is passion too. You made your own rules and will follow them to death. You try and forget that there is only one rule, and that it is "FIGHT". You are tired of fighting. You try to forget that, too, and keep going. You dream of quiet. Your love is where you heal. God knows you deserve to. (Really. You deserve to.)

Tagged by: @deathfavor Tysm!!Tagging: @shinanai, @withgutsandglory, @sewn-with-gold, @cauterisen, @destinywoven, @youngesper, @kllva & whoever else wants to do this!

#muse: shalnark kurta. #* shalnark kurta. / development. #Definitely the most accurate of the 3! And pretty accurate overall too if you just squint at some parts? #A few of them are moreso talking about the troupe rather than Shal on his own (like ''violence'' & the starting quote) #99% of the time he won't go out of his way to cause destruction or be violent on his own; it's mainly smth he does For and With the troupe #but in that sense it's still v fitting bc we all Saw how a chunk of Yorknew City went down in flames & Shal was part of the reason why #Then the rest are about himself; some post-revival (the anger bit) & some in general (righteousness; self-imposed rules & love healing) #For rules; we know the spider made up their own & each of them sticks to those rules no matter what - Shal being no exception #As for love; in this context it encompasses p much anyone he cares about? like yeah Feitan for Sure but I see it as the ENTIRE troupe too #Shal would've been far worse off emotionally than he is rn if he didn't have his friends by his side for most of his life #And lastly the parts where he dreams of quiet / is tired of fighting... he doesn't pay it much mind bc it's how they grew up #there's no different road for them to take & tbh there hasn't been one for decades - and he's perfectly fine w that now #but at the same time he's far more of the nerdy type than the fighting type so he Would prefer to read or smth over some crimes they commit #All in all Shal's very content w the life he leads so any complaints he may have are incredibly minor/don't matter to him in the long run

[riverofrainbows]

Watching s4 ep 5 and Steve just went "this wizard. maybe he is a clockmaker?" Like god i love him he is so stupid i want to kiss him

#not a complete quote i didnt check theexact wording #joe keery is really an amazing actor being so earnest when Steve is acting stupid lmao its so cute #also i relate as someone who bc of autism sometimes asks 'stupid' questions #stranger things #i read a bunch of everyone lives Steddie fics and am now rewatching and tbh most of the characterisations on Steve were incredibly accurate #also mostly on Eddie #vol 2 doesn't exist truther

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Random Etrian Odyssey post incoming- I‘m currently playing though Nexus again (…slowly)

This is what my team looked like fighting against the giant evil bird lady for like 6 turns before I finally managed to defeat her

And before that my whole team was exclusively my Sovereign spamming that passive healing order with those last tp and my Farmer desperately chucking items and revive skills at everyone since I got evil bird lady down to 1/16th of health - and they both died the very next turn after reviving Red, final sacrifice style. Who also happens to be of the Hero class, which - if that isn’t fitting for the imaginary narrative idk what is

TLDR passive healing my BELOVED and also go play Etrian Odyssey it’s a great way of getting inspo for epic battles, apparently

#etrian odyssey nexus #etrian odyssey #toastshark lore #*and* it was a turn she casts Harsh Cry on #aka a turn that can potentially immobilize everyone in the party #like the confusion status in po/kemon #^it hit itself in confusion^ THAT ONE #that can last like 5 turns apparently #and if you have status ailments or binds another skill of giant bird lady does so much damage it’s basically an instakill #(RIP Mage. Died 7 turns in and I could never get him up again) #zodiacs (the magic attack class) are incredibly squishy oof #which is. *accurate* for this character. but still ouch #got him up once for exactly 1 turn at 1 hp to do 1 final round of lighting #when everyone first started dying #it did hit the afterimage tho. who then naturally proceeded to hit Red #also is it just me or does trickery just NOT work on this boss #you’d think almost fully upgraded it‘d make her miss at least some attacks but nope #anyways my team compo is horrible. I‘m aware. That’s the point #tbh this post is mostly for making notes cuz I can already feel my brain trying to get a drawing out of it #which is not that great cuz I still got other stuff to draw-

[nycorix]

@speculatives tagged me to post the first 10 songs that came up on shuffle for my on repeat playlist ✨ this is way fuckin belated but THANK U FOR THE TAG,,,,

1. Love Abuser (Save Me) by Royal & the Serpent

2. So Cool | SYCAMOUR

3. Off With The Head | Palaye Royale

4. Nobody Else | HUTS/Sam Tinnesz

5. Stutter | Marianas Trench

6. High School Sweethearts | Melanie Martinez

7. You're Welcome | Heathers West End

8. Loser Baby | Hazbin Hotel OST

9. Enemy | Imagine Dragons

10. Brunettes (Do It Better) | KIDFORCE

Tagging uhhh whoever wants to do this tbh idk

#....this is incredible actually #my jaw is on the floor. best shuffle game playlist I've ever seen #what an excruciatingly accurate snapshot of my life rn tbh #spotify and this tag game just read me for filth w o w #i might have to make this an actual playlist lmfao #kase rambles #I've been away from tumblr so long it's forgotten my autotags. it's fine it's cool it's fine - #tag game

[odyseus]

tiktok edits manipulated me into watching shadow and bone s2 and I’m only 30 minutes but what the fuck is going on?

#jesper grisha reveal already?? #rollins owning the menagerie? #why is it so incredibly different #i never read past book 1 shadow and bone so idk what's accurate there #but the crow plot is going to bother me sm i dunno if i can stand it #tbh i just wanted to see wylan #shadow and bone #shadow and bone tv show #sab