#this is partially satire

[johhnymac]

I don’t want to be read for filth when he flops but I really feel like Cory might be the closest to Dan we get in modern BB - he’s throwing comps, he’s playing up the goofy younger boy card, he’s got a solid social game and read on the house, he’s got one of the pretty girls attached to him (I.e., Keesha), and of course he’s wearing the bandana. I rest my case. 🤷🏼‍♀️

#bb25 #big brother #this is partially satire #there’s only one Dan #but I really feel like he can never be recreated in modern Bb

[winterxgardener]

Courtney: (Introducing their team)

Shayne:

He was not even trying to hide it 🤣

#i am not delusional #maybe partially #this is not satire #shourtney #shartney #courtney miller #shayne topp

[rosesradio]

for all of the ej slander we have endured this season, i am willing to accept an apology in one of four ways:

1.) ej gets an emotional scene in which he breaks down and has a heartfelt song dedicated to him, like all of the other struggling characters have gotten thus far (some have gotten multiple songs).

2.) ej gets a hot villain bop in which he corrupts the entire show as a last screw you all to the cast who has been nothing but inconsiderate of him

3.) ej gets a heartfelt ballad in which we can all begin to sympathize for him until it takes a sickening turn into a hot villain bop

4.) ej gets with ricky

#back at it again with the bs lists-- #this is partially satire i do know he's flawed but let me just #ej caswell #hsmtmts #caswen

[lunarw0rks]

oh you KNOW I'm any roommate situation you are the only one who cleans. especially if you are a late addition to the living situation. you move in and clean the bathroom for the first time since the 141 has moved in and they're all BLOWN AWAY.

i mean, realistically, they’d all be very clean (military regulations and it’s just in their blood at that point—plus they’re rarely home)

BUT. we need to remember. they are men, they are GROSS!!!! sure, they know how to clean up crumbs or wipe down a surface. BUT THEY DONT DUST FOR SHIT. THEY WONT SCRUB THE BASEBOARDS. PROBABLY DONT EVEN HAVE FUCKING SHOWER CURTAINS. AND THE LINEN CLOSET IS ALWAYS EMPTY. YOU GO TO TAKE A SHOWER AND ITS JUST A HANDTOWEL.

I WOULD KILL THEM WITHIN TWO WEEKS

#this is partially satire lol #but you get the jist #cannot imagine living with four men no matter how sexy and rugged #i would lose my mind wouldn’t you #rachel speaks #not writing #call of duty #mw2 #task force 141

[sparkles-oflight]

TOP 10 NITPICKS I HAVE WITH JO

Number 1:

RUNNING WITH YOUR HANDS IN YOUR FUCKING POCKET

#this post is partially satire #i have a lot of nitpicks with astp's MV (but thats's a me problem) but it's still a fucking masterpiece #and i love the boys #but the most annoying thing they have ever done was this #FOR SURE #joker out #joker out kris #kris gustin #kris guštin

[ablednt]

More than one cis white man in a film is so distracting it break immersion and no one except white men care so it's literally just pandering also it's unrealistic the average white guy just sits around on reddit they would not be going on adventures

#audnt #kitty #partially satire but i also hate cis white guys in general #like pick a struggle honey #ok to rb

[ramgodd]

i looove sitting in my car on my lunch. i love peace and quiet and separating myself from my workplace for 30 minutes. I love physically not being present so i cannot be asked to work on my one (count em, one, uno, singular) break. i may seem like a cruel loner but actually my car is a safe haven against the evils of customer service. also separating my workplace and the place where i chill is fundamentally a good idea

#partially satire #stream of consciousness #ram talks

[sovereign-skyy]

Some of y'all really need to learn how not to be condescending on the internet, it seems like every day I see multiple posts that start with "some of y'all really need to X" or something and I immediately don't want to listen because you disrespected me first thing and I don't like that

And of course, it's entirely possible that it wasn't disrespectful at all. But I've found that a hostile attitude immediately makes people less inclined to learn, or change

this is a single sided view on the topic, some (perhaps many) posts like that are meant to vent frustration more than educate, but, while that's respectable, it still has the same effect

#not sure what to tag this #irony #satire #partially at least

[harlequinchaos]

happy jocktober 🥵

#this is partially satire but i would not complain if some gays went with it 👀 #jocktober #gay

[septembersghost]

Do you think Jack was lying today

about this?

no. i don't think she ever really expects a hit, but especially not here. it's a weird, dark, somewhat unpleasant little song about extreme self-loathing and her intrusive thoughts. the chorus being instantly memeable is kind of a side effect, albeit perhaps an intended one (it was engineered that way and there's a cynicism built into that imo, that's the armor around the prickly heart of the song), but i don't think they anticipated it being as huge as it is.

#anonymous #letterbox #she says she hates herself so much she imagines her own nonexistent daughter-in-law murdering her for money #and that she goes to hell... #sio it is not #also “i'm the problem” is partially a reclamation over what's been said about her for over a decade #which gives it a power of sorts within its depression #there is a certain sadness that her two biggest number ones are this and the satire about her devouring men but anyway #thrown out speeches

[wkdwtchoftheest]

If George R R Martin pulls a Robert Jordan, they could always try to bring in Brandon Sanderson to finish the Song of Ice and Fire series, if he were interested.

#honestly this is the only way the series would ever be finished #the series would be finished in like two years because sanderson is a high work ethic madman #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #brandon sanderson #this is partially satire and partially hard truth

[katyspersonal]

(Vent)

I find myself so conflicted. There are just... so many things I want to talk about. I want to talk about how infuriating it is that “feminists” fought so hard to claim that all women deserve respect - only to end up demonizing female beauty and fit-ness as a concept for being “cishet male bait”, or hate feminine characters in general unless they can get indulgence for being lesbians or trans women. How annoying it is that woke clout chasers run around slapping ‘comphet’ and ‘lesbophobia’ stickers on everything when people are righteously unhappy with bi erasure - would those people be content if someone “erased” a lesbian character saying she was just bi all along but convinced herself to be a lesbian out of hating men? BOTH can play this game, lil’ shit. How people come and have a go like ‘but we all are fighting the SAME battle against CIS WHITE MEN’ that makes me feel cringe for being a woman and thus dragged into this “opression” game against my will, I want to wash my gender away like dirt to not be associated with this madness - but when I step away too far I inevitably find legitimate incels that hate women like feminists hate men. When did I crossed the line where chased down stray dogs ended and true wolves started? Where can I hide?

But it is certainly not in my head. And I want to NOT want to talk about any of this, I just wonder - did it really have to get like this? Becoming so tangled with internet and fandoms? Well... I’ve ALWAYS been just an autistic kid more interested in fiction than reality, so maybe my fate is just written by how my brain is built, heh. But there is just boiling anger that I sometimes struggle to contain, it ends up feeling like I am a dragon that simply tried to make a deep sigh - and bam, accidentally everything around got ignited. After this I feel like I did something wrong - despite ‘ranting about things you dislike’ is such a relevant thing that some Youtubers make it their BRAND and get hella followers! But I just feel like now everything ignites, and I should extinguish the coals with memes, reblogged pretty arts, jokes and ‘happy thoughts’. But ‘touch the grass’ or not, but the frustration is always here somewhere, like a permanently smoking volcano. I know rants are okay, but it always feels like after I only BARELY open up about my perpetual annoyance - people already get scared. So what would they think of me if I lost ALL inhibitors and just got it ALL out?

I just want to believe that out there there is a hater (affectionate) so furious that I am no match to them, and me ranting to them will feel like barely a complaint, let alone rant. And it will feel greeeeeeat for a while, because this anger will be out of my mind.

#/vent #disco horse #life and stuff #internets #partially i wonder if i demonize my own anger too much #like... this is a normal human emotion whether you are upset at big things or small #besides some people outright LIVE for drama discourse and being haters (derogatory) and i just vent sometimes #but at the same time attempt at repression and 'focusing on happy and positive things' only makes it boil harder #until the lid flies off from the pressure and straight into someone's face hahaha #as an edgy teen i used to draw vent comics i didn't show anyone but close friends #where i'd make caricature of people i disliked or my enemies and ALSO myself (because I do not really love myself EITHER) #and just... drew absolutely ridiculous 'adventures' through vicious satire or just dumb jokes #i think i should pick the old coping method even if i am now 25 not 15 #in retrospective it was more therapeutic than venting in the internet #doodle a caricature of your enemy saying and doing stupid shit and it feels so liberating

[even-if-in-another-time]

thinking about the concept of cringe like kids believing in santa. like *middle school bully voice* lmao you still believe in cringe?? ohh boo hoo look at me i still think that exists :(( grow up loser

#shitpost #this is. only partially satire #saph shut the fuck up challenge

[antigonewinchester]

I see what they meant about the first 15 minutes of season 3 being the uh, amuse bouche to the whole season. if that’s what they start with, phew, this season is gonna be wild.

#spoilers #the boys season 3 #i called what was gonna happen but i did still watch with partially thru my fingers #also i love how they're doing so much marvel satire - the rise of 7 avengers movie was spot on #trying to stay somewhat off tumblr to avoid spoilers so i'll pop back on after i've seen all 3 eps

[forgotn1]

Daily affirmations:

If I love myself then everyone will love me too And there's nothing you can do for me that I can't do

What's wrong with being self possessed? Nobody's satisfied with being second best I've got the gift and I know that I'm blessed And I've got to get it off my chest

I'm the biggest the best better then the rest better then the rest

#biggest & the best #clawfinger #lyrics #this is only partially satirical #lol #daily affirmations

[satocidal]

can i be your e kitten? 🥺

Obviously? Interaction with user MEANS you’re my e-kitten duh

#-> there’s mail!! #-> letters from the unknown?? #pls guys 😭 It’s satire #partially🤭or- is it?