#this isnt funny dont laugh

[defenestrationtactics]

me when winter is almost here and i have an entire village to feed

#mAyBe ThEy CouLd Do WiTh LeSs FeEdiNg #i dont care if you arent laughing because i am #this isnt funny but im almost passed out on the floor rn #httyd #how to train your dragon #stoick the vast #httyd memes #httyd funny

[jondoe279]

atp i genuinely doooon’t care if the old guard two is the worst thing put to film i just want to see the best character of all time (andromache the scythian) and her loser henchmen and everyone’s favorite girl nile freeman again

#its not even funny anymore WHERE IS ANDY AND NORIKO!!!!!!!!!!! it was supposed to be the year of dyke drama 😞😞😞😞😞😞 #like given the way they structured the first movie the second would have to be almost wholly original and differ a lot from the comic #like andy cant go thru the shit noriko puts her thru so im guessing the script would switch her out with nile getting tossed in the ocean #but that doesnt really work with norikos comic characterization (trying to get andy to see her point by making her go thru what noriko did #isnt something quynh will gaf about if andy isnt one of the immortals. andys become thr ‘vermin’ noriko hates!!!) #and given the end of the movie everyones chill with copley so joe and nickys whole subplot cant exist anymore…. idk maybe theyll switch out #copley with moose?? idc as long as we get their stupid car conversation tbh makes me laugh #honestly given the changes that would have to be made they probably just made a stupid movie and don’t want to release it. but I DONT CAREEE #its not exactly like the first one was that good i still mute it in preparation for every cringe needle drop like its a lame movie but its #genuineeeeee fun like i seriously do not care netflix give me my movie!!! #the old guard

[graveyard-society]

hi chat guess who's back

#THIS HYPERFIXATION ISNT FUNNY #IVE BEEN HYPERFIXATING SO HARD ON DANGANRONPA TO THE POINT THAT I CAN HEAR CHARACTERS SPEAK TO ME #IN MY EAR #I CAN HEAR MONOKUMA'S STUPID FUCKING PUHUHUHUHU LAUGH EVERY SO OFTEN AND ITS DRIVING ME INSANE #I DONT DREAM #BUT I DREAMT OF PLAYING DANGANRONPA #AND NAGITO'S HOPELESSLY STUCK IN MY HEAD I HATE HIM #this is it this is my return to tumblr #all because a friend of mine rambled to me about danganronpa until 5 in the fucking morning #i hate this twink #nagito komaeda #danganronpa nagito #danganronpa #danganronpa 2 #danganronpa: goodbye despair #aiden.png

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

“That one time Barnaby broke somebody’s jaw for going a little too far w/ insulting Wally & almost got expelled <3”

Full story please? <3

WITH PLEASURE!

for those who are slightly confused, this is for 'my' modern human au! well. modern-ish!

okay so when they were in freshman year / 9th grade, Barnaby and Wally are soldily Bonded. they are a set, do not separate. they receive a lot of shit for this, because some kids are assholes and that's especially true for 14yr olds. and it's 2006. so Wally and Barnaby get teased/bullied a lot for their closeness. at this point they're kind of used to it. they met early in 7th grade and have been inseparable ever since. most of it slides off of them

but what is Barnaby was having an especially stressful week? one of those weeks were everything is going wrong, nothing is working out. so Barn is at the end of his rope, and then one of the main kids who likes to bother them insults Wally specifically, and badly. like it's some next level So Bad Its Almost Impressive shit. at present Barnaby is walking to his next class with Wally and Poppy. so Barnaby just kind of stops in place, mentally chooses violence, turns, walks up to the kid, and punches him as hard as he can. it knocked the bully out instantly and broke his jaw.

and keep in mind that at this point in time, Barnaby isn't the big strong guy he is later on. he hasn't had his main growth spurt yet. and he still packed enough of a punch to do Damage - which makes him even more intimidating when he Does hit his growth spurt and towers over practically everyone

the pros of this event: Frank and Julie were watching, and Frank respected Barnaby's response so much that he allowed Julie to bring him to hang out with the growing friend group at lunch / asshole kids were less inclined to insult Wally and Barnaby (or his friends) to their faces

cons: Eddie was also watching and was too scared of Barnaby for the rest of their school career to try and talk to him or his friends / Barnaby nearly got expelled but did get suspended, and that's a permanent mark on his record

so the kid goes down, everyone freaks out. Barnaby is still too angry to feel anything other than pissed off vindication. naturally higher Authorities (teachers) come to get the unconscious student to the (i almost said vet) nurse's office, and to bring Barnaby to the principle's office. they call Ms. Beagle and have her come pick him up. Wally has stuck like glue to Barnaby pretty much the whole time, except for when Barnaby was in the office to get chewed out / interrogated. when Ms. Beagle is done w/ her conversation with the principle, she takes Barnaby and Wally home.

there, Barnaby is still worked up, and as "punishment" Ms. Beagle has him do some menial tasks alongside his usual after school chores. Wally tags along, of course, and asks why the hell Barnaby did that. in a nicer Wally way of asking. this is what breaks the camels back. Barnaby just sits down and starts crying, to which Wally is like "oh no. oh fuck. what do i do." cue a solid minute of him just standing and staring in panic before awkwardly sitting next to Barnaby in solidarity.

when they go inside, Ms. Beagle already has Barnaby's favorite dinner whipped up and ready. She gives him a talk where she's essentially says "blah blah blah violence isn't the answer. however, good job for standing up to that kid. he's an asshole and deserved a good wallop." (listen im a firm believer in ms beagle having been a Wild Youth that would have thrown bricks at cops). Moods are lightened, they have a good dinner. The next day or so they need to go have a meeting with the Injured Kid's parents. that's when they find out Barnaby fully broke the kids jaw (he feels a little bad for that) and that the parents are pushing for his expulsion and also juvie. Ms. Beagle manages to whittle down the sentence to a long suspension and then detention for the rest of the year, as well as her paying the kid's hospital bill.

tl;dr Barnaby punches a kid for insulting Wally, gets a new friend out of it, nearly gets expelled, and gains a mostly unfounded Reputation that dissuades most from outright messing with him or his pals

#julie: theyre fun people! come hang out with us! #frank: i dont want any friends other than you #frank: *witnesses The Incident* hm... ill allow it #this is all Important to me #because barnaby isnt violent? hes a laid back guy. & a wordsmith - he doesnt need his fists in order to deal damage #but then for the rest of his highschool career hes The Scary Guy #especially when he hits that growth spurt #i mean! at least it means his friends are messed with less! #but it also means he tries harder to be disarming and Funny. charming! with excellent self control #he had great self control to start with but yk. anxiety over People Talking #it also means hes less inclined to be rebellious of any kind since he doesnt want to push his luck #rambles from the bog #wh modern human au #in the future when eddie is part of the circle he brings up This Incident #theyre all able to laugh about it since its been like... over a decade at that point #but yeah <3 #and barnaby has not punched anyone since! #frank however.... #if there was a fight in their middle/high... he usually was at the center of it. or at least near the center #not that anyone can prove anything! he was very good at not getting caught

[aroaceleovaldez]

new TSATS prediction based entirely off the interview from the UK Rick Riordan newsletter

#pjo #nico di angelo #riordanverse #tsats #the sun and the star #this isnt spoilers this is just a silly #i do find it funny whenever people say Nico is Catholic though cause we dont have any actual indication of that other than he's From Italy #he doesnt have catholic guilt he has internalized homophobia. those are different things #listen his mom was a clear-sighted mortal who had TWO children with the god of the underworld who also was implied to help raise said kids #nico ain't catholic. this boy has never been to CCD. < source: i went to CCD /neg #however im already taking TSATS as fanon so i will laugh if Nico is randomly confirmed catholic #now Will? Will i could see. Will raised catholic? yes. Nico raised catholic? no. #in my brain Nico was raised with like. his parents having mixers in their parlor room with Maria's socialite friends and misc chthonic gods #like. Nico's babysitter growing up was Menoites (herdsman of the cattle of the underworld) type situation #seriously though i can only think of 3 details that would vaguely imply Nico is raised catholic and that are: #one instance of him helping Percy pick out a christmas gift for Annabeth (though everything in that short story was ooc tbh) #(and also Nico didnt actually ever imply he specifically was celebrating christmas) #two: Percy describing the situation in Sword of Hades as ''spending christmas in the underworld'' (nico is just kind of there) #and thirdly again: Nico's just from Venice #like. did he go to a religious school growing up? possibly! doesnt mean he was that religion though just means his school was #and even then we actually dont know if he wasn't homeschooled before moving to america #in which case yeah figures the like 3 months he spent in Westover would teach him random outdated stuff #they needed to send him to a sketchy school cause the di angelos dont have any records and if their material is outdated #then that's less likely to mess with Bianca and Nico's wiped memories #but demographically speaking its entirely likely that the entire larger di Angelo family arent christian anyways #everybody with misc varied headcanons about the demographics of the di angelo family i give u a little kiss on the forehead #''but what about Nico learning the wrong version of that one myth'' see again: could have learned it at Westover #and also. tbh far more likely that it was a 1930s thing than a religious thing #cause if we're talking staunch catholocism i dont think they'd be teaching him much greek mythology at all #anyways this has been: im far too amused by the phrases 'that boy has never been to CCD' and ''Nico has Become Catholic'

[empty-blog-for-lurking]

I think Lance should get like the meanest, most evil Earth cat in existence (think Becky Apples from Centaurworld) and also the biggest rose tinted glasses ever because he genuinely believes that Mr Cutie Paws has never done and would never do anything wrong and i think said cat should tolerate him and ONLY him and I think the only other person making an effort to bond with said cat is Shiro who recognizes the bloodlust in its eyes but damn it! Every kitty deserves a chance!

#It is important to me that you know it is really just a normal cat from Earth who is also just very evil #Also for the record i dont think all or any cat is evil or even mean and in fact can be great companions if you know how to bond with them #I just need this particular cat to be evil for the Funnies #Lance has decided his Little Guy has never done anything wrong ever while Shiro has decided said Little Guy is a war criminal but its ok #Little Guy has permission. It can commit as many crimes as it wants. As a treat <3 #Ironically the only other creatures this cat tolerates are Allura's space mice #Lance: look at the pictures of my little Baby boy! Isnt he adorable 🥰🥰 #Hunk: You are laughing. Your bastard baby boy just finished terrorizing Keith and you are laughing #Meanwhile Shiro whenever the cat is airjailed for being an asshole: Free my man. He did all of that but i dont care #lance mcclain #lance voltron #vld lance #voltron legendary defender #voltron #vld #takashi shirogane #voltron shiro #shiro voltron #shiro vld #empty thoughts

[craycraybluejay]

The political climate right now as a queer writer with a deep appreciation for the arts and especially literature is fucking abysmal. Writer friends are yelled at to delete queerness or violence from their stories. And you still think this is just about someone getting in a hissy fit over Blorbo 1 being too young for Blorbo 2 and someone writing about them fuckin.

#anti anti #anti censorship #queer writers #writerblr #writers on tumblr #yell at politicians and jfc yell at corporations that work with publishing #us politics #this is like someone saying closet antisemites uncloseting themselves in wake of the atrocities going on in gaza isnt an issue bc its online #well online is a place too #AND this reflects on real life. random jewish diaspora who have no personal stake in whats happening in israel and palestine #have been getting harassed and threatened and worse for the sin of being a jew #just because its 'online' does not mean its not also a problem irl-- even bigger irl #maybe you're the one that's so chronically online if you think things that happen online stay there forever #creators have been doxxed online. it's not inconsequential. its not funny. im not laughing. #hate the high horse stance of 'its not on my front yard so therefore doesnt exist and youre stupid for caring' #conservatives think like this too #well *I* dont personally know any queer people so its alright if they get murdered as long as my gas prices might go down #fuck you i got mine kind of ideology #well fuck you too

[dhmis-autism]

hi hello here’s a horrid concept for you all that has been haunting me for weeks. the idea of this as a fluffybird song ok goodnight

[logs out immidiately]

#do i agree with it? NO #but the thought came to me and since then i burst out laughing when this song comes into rotation #GOD THE CONCEPT. IS SO FUNNY. #ITS SO FUNNY #I WOULD DO AN ANIMATIC IF IT WOULDNT LOOK INSANE TO ANYONE WHO WASNT ME #honestly i might still do one. last verse rocks. Good God Im Glad To See YAAAAAAAH #FOR CONTEXT. FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW IT ISNT ABOUT SMTH GROSS ITS ABT THE MELLIFIED MAN #ITS NOT A METAPHOR #just realized non LD fans exist and are real #anyways no i only apply the funniest songs to them in my heart in my mind in my soul #THIS ONE. AND A GOOFY CARO EMERALD SONG MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD THINKING ABT THEM #its like that time i was listening to a true crime doc #and someone said #'would you come murder my husband for me ✨Military Man✨?' #and i was like wow duck would say that and then i laughed so hard i missed the actual murder #like a plague on my mind these two #my dhmis postings

[marblerose-rue]

click for better quality!!

rosetail + bonus kits / request

name one thing better than a good story . ill wait . there isnt

#my art #do not copy trace or steal #rosetail #cinderpelt #brightheart #brackenfur #thornclaw #THIS ISNT MY FIRST TIME DRAWING THE FROSTFUR KITS TOGETHER but i think it got deleted with my old art blog #i kept all of the files of course but . i think ive improved a lot in terms of anatomy and design #BUT ANYWAY do you think the elders told kits/apprentices embarrassing stories about themselves to make them feel better about like. how #theyd do in their apprenticeship/as a young warrior #or just embarrassing stories to get them to laugh #LEADING TO THE POINT I WANT TO MAKE my grandma told me she met her life long best friend when they got into a fistfight in high school #idk who won but but ohh my god it was always my grandmas favorite story to tell and she loved her best friend so much #i dont think my grandma would mind me telling tumblr i think shed find it funny . i also was her favorite grandchild so i also get an extra #pass on that . and it was never up for debate either everyone on my dads side knew and when she passed and my grandpa brought her jewelry #up for us to come get he called for me first and said she wouldve wanted me to get first pick #WHICH SOUNDS LIKE I GOT MORE THAN I DID but i didnt i cant wear normal earrings and thats what she had a lot of #this is just me talking about my grandma at this point in the tags BUT its relevant (to me) and she was also a hoot

[windypuddle]

#bsd #bsd spoilers #bsd manga spoilers #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu bsd #puddle talks #this arc is so funny to me because i dont really care about anyone here except sigma (safe) #and nikolai (?????) #like ok my blorbos already died or got fucked over or unconscious. now i get to sit back and laugh at the rest of you #also yall know he isnt going to die #i mean im 90% sure #percentage of confidence subject to change if i actually knew what they were saying. probably. #actually fuck maybe thats why he looked so happy #and the light in his eyes is definitely because saving sigma is like an act of redemption on dazais part #but i suppose it could be because hes glad to die #i dont think hes going to die though. i have faith in his insufferability

[time-traveling-cellist]

(Baldur's Gate 3 minor dialogue spoilers)

I went into a cutscene directly after a fight but Halsin was still in bear form, so he just took up the entire screen with his big bear head while still talking normally

#bg3 #bg3 halsin #baldur's gate 3 #halsin #this was supposed to be a fairly serious cutscene but I was losing it laughing #bear Halsin kept taking up the wole screen even when other characters were talking #this game deserves game of the year just for this tbh #this isnt really a bug and its so funny i hope they dont try to fix it

[bluewinnerangel]

Larrie Inktober day 7-9: change, phone, and saturdays in one. Laugh with me.

#sure is entertaining me and I hope it does you #if only it's to laugh at wtf I did to harry in the first doodle ahshddh sorry im actually sorry #this isnt something thats meant to look good #i dont think it looks good #just. so were clear. ok thanks #i cant believe im posting this shit dhfhd #listen i wanna get through all the prompts ok its either i post this or ill feel crap about failing the challenge and all that #and i mean yeah i did .. just.. make that. it exists now #might as well share the funny #inktober #larrie inktober #my art

[aliceindaisychains999]

I forgot April Fool’s day was a holiday

#maddie speaks #its a bad holiday #i dont care if this makes me on the same level of some 40 year old mom who dances to ABBA and is a head member of the PTA #its boring or at least blah #i admit the most fun i ever did on this day #i april fooled my family by glueing googly eyes on all the containers in the fridge #it was silly and everyone had a good laugh #i think its my bad memories #when humor is used against you when you’re the joke its not funny #do not send anything to me that isnt a rick roll #or else I’m mailing you to Alcatraz via cargo ship

[simmyfrobby]

My dad just brought up the fact Leafs fans don’t like Bert. I guess it was because he was laughing at Marchand chirping the Leafs bench??? And because he said Marchand is actually a nice guy 💀

I guess a lot of people are saying don’t be surprised if Bert somehow comes back to Boston (or anywhere that isn’t Toronto).

oh man i don't mean to shit on the leafs i really don't. i get that the laughing at marchy thing didn't look good in the context of that game & that hit. it's just. real hockey fans baffle me. what do you mean you "don't like him" because he "doesn't play good" and "giggles on the bench" what kinda logic????

#my perspective on sports has been so warped by the fact that im 1 not american 2 a bruins fan #because like. rivalries mean nothing to me #and i forget that marchand isnt Universally Beloved #even though iiiii think thats how everyone should feel about him #laughing at marchy?? only fair. he's a funny little thing #but yea no i logged onto twitter dot com by mistake and the leafs fans uhm. dont necessarily agree w me #please give him back if u dont want him we'll treat him so good

[evilmagician430]

who up sinning their fest

#one of my worst recent hyperfixations i'll admit #and i dont even have an excuse like ohhh i used to read this back in the late 2000s before all the terf shit #no i got into it in late 2023 this school year cause i stumbled across the tvtropes page #and i was like 'sinfest'? isnt that the name of that terf Twitter comic? but the cover image showed a sick ass artstyle so i read it #and im just obsessed with it now its such a strange spectacle. its like a political cartoon and a newspaper comic at the same time #my fav era has gotta be late 2000s maybe early 2010s sinfest... hell maybe even mid 2010s sinfest if i ignore the sisterhood #now every strip is just about jewish people or calling trans women groomers #and almost every once-likable character is now canonically a terf and/or racist and/or antivaxxer etc #or theyre just not in the comic at all anymore like my dear criminy and fuschia #i hope we never get another appearance from them godbless #cause last time we saw criminy he was helping squig and slick break a terf out of she/her penitentiary. with fuschia's permission #theyre definitely the best part of 2010s sinfest. a bygone era #the best part of 2000s sinfest is the sharp artstyle and lil e just being evil #and the best part of 2020s sinfest seems to be. um. laughing at how ridiculous it is? its kind of hard to enjoy though. #i intend to stay updated on it because i like being able to say i've read all of sinfest start to finish #but man i gotta get an adblocker soon cause i read it on the official website cause idk how else to read it online and the ads are constant #really funny when ur reading a strip criticizing the prevalence of ads in our day to day life #not as funny when you remember tatsuya is probably making money off of them. so yeah im gonna install ublock #but the problem is i usually read it on my school computer to pass time. and that technically isnt my computer so i cant download ublock #anyways. i could ramble on about how much i love and hate and am obsessed w sinfest all day but heres some fanart of the characters. #id like to make my own headcanon version of sinfest aka sinfest if it was good #but headcanons arent enough... i need to kill tatsuya ishida #sinfest #squigley sinfest #monique sinfest #lil e sinfest #the devil sinfest #tangerine sinfest #images that are horrid to see and look at #mspaint

[themyscirah]

If Red Lantern Rankorr has 1000 haters one of them is me. If he has 100 haters I'm there. If he only has 1 hater that is me. If no one hates him I am no longer on this Earth. I hate Rankorr. Fuck that bitch

LMAOO going through my drafts rn and damn I really hated this guy. I mean I still do but idk this is funny to me

#the fact that i have more drafts than followers... #which ok isnt that impressive theres like 30 of you guys but still all my shitty dc drafts #i say shitty but its really just a mix between posts that i feel like i havent read enough comics to back up fully and dont want to seem #ignorant about (comma) stuff thats more shippy than usual (still like incredibly tame though) #and then like the stupidest fuckin future 0 note posts youve ever seen #also like some reading guides and meta in progress but thats split between here and my notes app generally #its so funny though bc i always get my best ideas abt comics like 2 minutes before one of my classes start #and then i forget about it in my drafts #like theres an absolutely devastating (to me) jess one that has like 2 sentences written #which i should like actually write #what was i saying? #oh and theres a lot of reading guides/comic recs thats where i save those #which now after scrolling thru rlly makes me want to read #where tf was this post going again? oh i was laughing at me hating rankorr #if i wrote comics id ressurect him off panel just to kill him again. if hes dead. i dont remember if hes dead but i think so? who tf knows #blah #i can make a vers without my dumb little comment on here btw if anyone actually wants to rb this lol but i doubt it