#this might as well happen

[sarahmackattack]

What does it say about me that I saw him and felt a little jealous?

#on the road to fossilization #buried up to my eyeballs #this might as well happen

[evankinard]

whatta man....whatta man.....whatta man..........whatta mighty good.....man.........

#this might as well happen #weewoo brainrot #911 spoilers #911 abc #buddie

[enpr-ss]

“Time always flies and GoodTimesWithScar always dies” ETHO OH MY GOD

#I’m getting pipelined into hermitcraft #this might as well happen #can’t wait for the hilarious shopping frenzy and I think the decked out game? #hermitcraft #enpr-ss #etho

[criticalrolo]

city planning for dnd is going really well

#dnd #listen. it's so late and i cant sleep #this might as well happen

[your-gremlin-friend]

YOU ARE ENTERING THE VULTURE DIMENSION

#dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #this might as well happen #what if we kissed in the vulture dimension? #lemme know if I need to update the alt text #my stuff

[starscelly]

I thought i saw something about roope being engaged but then i couldnt find it back so i feel like i just had a fever dream.

um. so i was ready to be like "anon youre crazy and hallucinating". and then i checked his tagged posts and its uh. looking like you're right??? "celebrated krisse&roope" with the wedding ring emojis??

c. congrats i guess? paljon onnea my legend????

#this is in his tagged photos and its so public so i feel like. fine posting it here #anon you have. sent my night into a spiral #roope hintz #dallas stars #I FUCKING GUESS?? MIGHT AS WELL #THIS MIGHT AS WELL HAPPEN #ask #anonymous

[notallsandmen]

#wake up babe #extended cut of The Fall of the House of Usher S01e05 just dropped #this might as well happen #the fall of the house of usher #t’nia miller #Paola Nuñez

[usurabis]

new jjk ending theory: sukuna kills the rest of the cast, eats yuuji, the merger happens, yuuji and megumi are reunited in sukuna's mind stomach

#the moral of this story? who knows #jjk leaks #this might as well happen #i am not serious about this btw

[theeminentlyimpractical]

well, it finally happened.

accidentally texted my mom an E-rated AO3 link.

#this might as well happen #unsend function save me #can’t believe I made it 25 years in fandom before my hubris bested me #yes this is about good omens

[cleolinda]

Story time: wet chaos

Internet, do you remember this?

Internet, I have updates. They are not good. They are in fact Bad. There is a little bathroom on the basement level of my house and, as of this morning, it is flooding. I have a trashfire back from my spinal surgery a few years ago, so, it's my mom who's had to stay home and deal with this, while I wrangle the dog. My house is already made of drinking straws and cardboard (a story for another time), so we have a water vacuum. She has emptied it out into the driveway ten times so far.

I take our dog outside to do his thing, and I see bits of toilet paper washing around in the rain.

This means that the rain is not what flooded the basement.

"I KNOW it's not the rain because it's coming UP FROM THE SHOWER," says my mom. Oh, where Pennywise lives. Yeah, that checks out.

Now, because our house is a calamity magnet, we also have a plumbing contract. We have a problem, they come out and fix it. Well, whenever they can. After three hours, they're on their way (earlier than they thought they could get here, even). And, on the phone, the Contractual Plumber says, "Yeah, that sounds like [Redacted Internet Provider We Don't Even Use] messed up your sewer line AND your water line." See this picture I posted last week of a pipe in the yard mysteriously spewing into the street as to why this is a STRONG GUESS.

--Update, I have just been told how much we have to pay out of pocket to start and it is Not Good.

Now, the entire neighborhood is PISSED AF about this, and one of our neighbors started passing out the business card of a City Public Works representative. My mom talked to this rep in person, and he promised that The City would reimburse The Neighborhood for damages, destroyed plants, exorbitant water bills, etc. So we're about to put this guy to the test, let's put it that way, or he's going on Sasha the Christmas Tiger's list (I don't make the rules).

#story time with cleo #this might as well happen #it got worse #text post #wet chaos 2022

[lurkingsomewhereinsecretshanghai]

no offense, but i personally think that rosalind and orion would participate in all the couple trends on tiktok these days and i would be a stalker liking every single one of their posts

#books #chloe gong #foul heart huntsman #foul lady fortune #rosalind lang #orion hong #book thoughts #this might as well happen

[blur0se]

I feel like luka is underutilized as a straight man

#in my heart hes secretly a normie and just kinda rolls with everyones eccentricities #i think a lot about the scenes in wishmaker when he saw crocodile jagged stone and was just like #this might as well happen #i want more of that

[obstinaterixatrix]

I think I was stood up at my own job interview

#this might as well happen #well #maybe I'll lie in bed for a bit longer #my ramblings

[zaritarazi]

listen i'm never going to boost the daily mail and the photos taken were clearly like. a very big violation of privacy. so i'm gonna wait for dominic's incredibly problematic instagram post but yeah, they're married and miley was there

#this might as well happen #lot cast

[simplyghosting]

Ah yes, Christmas Eve. Company will be here in an hour. Still cooking, cleaning, getting dressed. My brother comes back in from a walk with the dogs covered in burrs saying they pushed each other and rolled down a bank into the bushes. Tis the season.🎄

#ghost posts #he’s now grooming them #this might as well happen #honestly a little funny like comedy of errors

[billgavemeextrachips]

Tuesday: I find out I'm about to join the millions of Americans saddled with medical debt.

Wednesday: I am bedridden with cramps.

Thursday: With her asthma finally under control, my cat regains her appetite. I give her an extra half-can of food a few hours after dinner, which she scarfs down... then proceeds to projectile-vomit all over my bed.

Friday: We have an earthquake!

By this point I'm like:

#so that's my week #john mulaney #this might as well happen