Listen, if you are on Twitter and you haven't recently downloaded your data, you really need to. Like, now.
With the recent layoffs, I am willing to bet money that Twitter is going to implode very soon. Maybe not permanently, but dramatically, and very, very soon. Like "Liz Truss vs a head of lettuce" soon.
I base this quite simply on knowing the kind of shit my wife deals with every day, and listening to people on the news who have talked to Twitter employees about the site at all. Not only do I think there's some Thing that will cause Twitter to puke all over itself like a 19yo who just discovered wine coolers, but I think there are multiple Things, and they are not in the future. They are occurring right now.
They fired the people who know which software licenses are up for renewal next. They fired the people who know that this cache needs to be manually emptied, and yeah they should have written a script for it but there were so many other projects that it was easier for Bob to just manually do it on Friday mornings while on his 2nd cup of coffee. They fired the people who know to not poke this thing in that way bc this thing works in a non-standard fashion, but it works, so even though the software manual says "poke it," don't do that. They fired the people that know that this queue getting up over X number of tickets means it starts eating tickets and erasing half the data you need to fix issues, so you have to compress the ticket numbers at least every 2 days with an ad hoc utility script that Jane wrote after your team discovered this issue. Not all of the institutional knowledge is gone, but a lot of it is, and once that knowledge is gone, it's not coming back. Once that knowledge is gone, things unravel quickly at an institution that size.
Whatever happens on the social end of things - and that's a fucking mess - make your contingency plans for not losing touch with people now, and get downloads of your shit. Now. Not later. This will not fizzle out like LiveJournal. I'm willing to bet that it will simply cease to be one day soon. It might come back once it disappears.
I'm just not counting on it, and neither should you.
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all of these were from Pinterest - cause I'm not this funny (I also couldn't wait for the next chapter to come out so here :D)
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Y/n: I’m cool Oscar
Y/n: I’m THEE coolest
Y/n: In fact, I was once arrested for being too cool *puts on sunglasses*
Oscar: The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence. Also, your glasses are upside down.
Y/n: I have a very specific type
Max: Oh yeah? Like what?
Y/n: Y’know…polite, handsome, athletic…that sort of thing
Arthur (on his fourth energy drink of the day) tripping over camera wires and holding his mic upside down: you little shit eating, damned pathetic piece of shit – now you listen here
Y/n: *heart eyes* that one. I want that one.
Max: *flabbergasted*
Lando: bet you’re standing in the corner because you’re scared that you’ll get turned down if you talk to anyone
Y/n: please, I could fluster near everyone at this party if I chose to
Oscar: oh yeah? Prove it. Go for someone borderline impossible and I’ll believe you
Y/n, approaching Arthur: hey dumbass, hoodie looks kind of cute on you, wanna get out of here?
Arthur: WH- I MEAN- UHHHH YEAH SURE
Y/n: perfect
Oscar and Lando:
Y/n: I brought a red bull
Max: I don’t want a red bull
Y/n: I didn’t bring this for you. This is my red bull.
Max: then why are you telling me?
Y/n: It’s a conversation starter.
Max: That’s a lousy conversation starter
Y/n: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate *sips red bull*
Y/n: *gently taps table*
Logan: *taps back*
Alex: what are they doing?
George: morse code
Y/n: *aggressively taps table*
Logan: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Lewis: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Y/n: Killed without hesitation
Lewis: nO!
Y/n: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Mitch: Not if they consent to it.
Max: Depends on who you’re stabbing.
Christian: YES?!
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Y/n: Shit
Logan: Wait, three?
Cop: yeah?
Lando: OH MY GOSH OSCAR FELL OFF!!
Max: Time for plan G.
Liam: Don’t you mean plan B?
Daniel: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Y/n: What about plan D?
Daniel: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Max: What about plan E?
Liam: I’m hoping not to use it. I die in plan E
Yuki: I like plan E.
Christian: Did none of you think this was a bad idea?
*Y/n, Max, Charles, and Arthur covered in navy and red paint*
Y/n: Oh no, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.
George: (in sunglasses and newest Tommy Hilfiger jumpsuit) *in the most posh accent* I’m too good for revenge
Logan: (covered in bug spray, cowboy hat and overalls on, pumped full of Bang energy drink and high on freedom) *cocks shotgun* Well, I’m not. Give me the name.
Arthur: So what’s your type?
Y/n: Kinda long blond hair, green eyes, dumb, dimples, funny, really thin waist
Arthur: Huh, that kind of sounds like me! Too bad its not me!
Y/n: did I mention dumb?
Arthur: yeah, why?
Y/n: just making sure
*Over Text*
Y/n: Hey pretty boy, what’re you up to? :)
Arthur: Eating cereal in bed
Y/n: And what would you be doing if I was in bed with you?
Arthur:…I would still be eating my cereal?
Waitress: And what would you like to eat?
Y/n: I wish to devour the unborn
Fernando: Eggs, she would like eggs
Y/n: Do you think that when sheep go to sleep they count themselves?
Lando: Or do they count humans?
Y/n: Ooo, that’s a good question
Oscar: GO TO SLEEP
Y/n to Max: because I am a mature adult
*turns to see Mitch, Christian, and Vito shake their heads*
*turns back to Max*
Y/n: I am an adult
*Dinner with Max, Y/n, Charles, and Arthur*
Y/n: The food is too cute, I can’t eat it!
Max:
Charles:
Arthur: You’re cute, but I’d still eat y-
Max: ONE DINNER
Charles: *sighs* here we go again
Max: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK
Y/n: Charles, this pasta is also crunchy, I truly can’t eat this
Ollie: Good night everyone
Arthur: Good night
Lando: Good night
Oscar: Good night
Y/n: good night. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Tonight, imma fight until we see the sunlight. Tik tok on the clock, but the party don’t stop
Oscar: I’M DONE
George (t-posing in the doorway): Greetings, parental figures and sister figure
*Y/n, Lewis, and Toto walking past*
Toto (not looking up from his coffee): Good morning, problem child
Christian: You see, Fernando, Y/n is at the age where she only has one thing on her mind
Fernando (noticeably excited): Oh! Oh! Oh! Boys?
Max (looking over at the dead tired rookie with revenge in her eyes as she looks at Esteban): No. Murder.
Y/n: Hey Liam, want some of this food?
Liam: Sure, thanks!
Yuki (storming in with the anger of the gods): WHO TF ATE MY LEFTOVERS THAT CLEARLY HAD MY NAME ON IT
Y/n: WE did
Liam: You surprisingly smart little mf
Y/n: Never have I ever…Been grounded by my parents!
Arthur (exasperated): Every time. She makes disownment jokes every time and she always wins
Max: Good one Kid. I always go for the ‘never had a dad who supported me.’
Charles: *stands up and walks away*
Y/n: I’ve only said I love you to four people. Christian, Vito, Arthur, and Max when I thought he died after he wouldn’t respond after a DNF. I only regret one of those
Lando: Which one?
Y/n: Max. He was just pressing the wrong button and walked out a few minutes later. He made me look like an idiot.
Max: I let you win next race
Y/n: still
(Y/n, Logan, Lando, and George trying to sneak into RB for more energy drinks after being banned from drinking more)
Logan: So what do you think Y/n will do as a distraction?
Lando: She’ll probably, like, make a noise
George: Or throw a rock. That’s what I would do
*The door flings open and smoke follows. Screams of mechanics fill the air as they try to extinguish a small fire*
Logan:…Or she could do that.
Y/n: When I die, donate my entire body to science
Y/n: Except my middle finger, give that to Esteban
(max and y/n in a horror movie)
Max: QUICK YOU’RE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?
Y/n (bleeding out): tall, male, brown hair, dimples, caring, supportive, Monegasque
Max: BLOOD TYPE DUMBASS
Y/n: oh
Y/n: (looks down at wound)
Y/n: red
Lando: I wish we could block people in real life.
Oscar: Restraining order
Y/n: Murder
Christian: Y/n, we need to talk about your professionalism for media days
Y/n (and a lot of media personelle she rounded up, all standing on chairs): those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava
Y/n (to Max while hiding behind some tires – regretting everything): and then I called him dad
Christian (to Geri – trying not to cry while cameras are everywhere): and then she called me dad
Max: Christian, look what Y/n got me for father’s day *holds up generic #1 dad mug*
Christian (glaring silently while sipping from his own #1 dad mug)
Max: that lying rookie
Vito (holding a worn down #1 dad mug): you guys are late to the party suckers
Criminals: We have your daughter and son
Toto: I don’t have a daughter and Jack is right here
Criminals: then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwiches?
Christian: dear God, you have Y/n and George
Mitch: So Christian, you and Geri want to be a parents again someday?
Christian: Someday? We’re parents right now.
Mitch: Y/n is your employee
Geri: She is our BLOOD
Christian: Max is late again
Kelly: I woke him up at 8 and pretended it was 11
Y/n: I wrote a fake schedule saying we were starting at 9 instead of 12
Lando: I changed his clock from AM to PM
Christian: I think you may have overdone it
Max (bursting into the garage): WHAT YEAR IS IT?
Y/n: If I blended Red Bull, five hour energy, monster, coffee, and hot Cheetos into an energy smoothie...would it kill me?
Logan: *shrugs* only if you die
Y/n (getting out the blender): you're so smart Logan
Max (running into the room): y/N STOP!
Lance: I got Netflix like you asked!
Y/n: OH that's amazing! I've been mooching off Max's and Arthur's accounts for a while. This will be nice!
Lance: Wait, what do you mean accounts?
Y/n: Their Netflix accounts?
Lance:
Y/n: Like their profiles? I wanted one of my own, they're like $12
Lance:
Lance:....Oh....You meant the account on the service...
Y/n: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Wait...What did you buy?
Lance:
Lance:....Netflix...
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Another day, another time to debunk shitty takes I see online.
I've seen a multiple of people pointing out that "we don't know anything about Tommy" and how could people ship him with Buck (nevermind that the ship is canon and always will remain so) when we know so little about him?
First of all, I'd actually make a point to say that we as of now already know more about him then all the other LI that Buck or Eddie ever had in the show.
I shall make you a list, so that you may remember it more easily:
- He likes cars and he's a good mechanic (extrapolated by the fact that Eddie explicitly said that fixed/improved his engine)
- He likes playing basketball and he's also quite competitive ("we'll make short work of them" said in reference of Buck and Chim)
- He's sarcastic (the closet line)
- His favourite film is "Love, Actually"
- He loves Monster Truck and Craft Beer, and MMA
- He has a big scar on his chest and it came from a fire in a factory
- He's a very skilled pilot, able to manoeuvre in a hurrican, and doesn't waver in the face of danger
- He likes watching and practicing Muay Thai
- He was a pilot in the army
- He only came out when he started working in Harbor, but prefers not to publicise his sexuality
- He doesn't like Bella Swan (and it's implied he might like Jacob more) and he watched the Twilight movies
- He likes to drive his friends to events
- He has friends that can get him high up tickets for shows in Vegas
- He has permission to fly airplanes for personal reasons when he's not on the clock
- He likes to be helpful and he's thoughtful (driving Eddie to check out his sprain, going to Buck's to clear out the air without prompt, immediately agreeing in helping the 118 with the whole ship operation, trying to get Buck to be at ease on their date)
- He's loyal (he didn't rat the others out when the chief called on their way to Bobby)
- He's a smooth flirt
- He can do a mean mouth static (at least in his opinion)
- He pays the bill on first dates
- He is very much the definition of carpe diem (kissing buck was very much shooting his shot)
- He checks for consent
- He kept contact with Chim ever after he left the 118
- Chim called him for help in the episode Broken
- He went to the 217 and opened the spot for Buck at the 118
- He participated in the betting pool Hen made on how long Bobby would last at the 118 captain
- He apologises when he's in the wrong and is shown to be able to correct his behaviour
- He doesn't like chickens (lol)
- He likes the film fight club and can quote it
- Implies to have dated people he met on a call
See? We know quite a lot actually. So you may get off your high horse how about that.
I don't think I missed anything but do let me know.
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