#tobi talks about shit

[spectral-rat]

I was watching a compilation of him and this scene came up and I laughed so I made the funny dude into a really bad meme

( also I adore TSSM Otto very much, I’m making fun of him affectionally )

#tssm doctor octopus #tssm otto #doc ock #doctor octopus #otto octavius #tssm #bad memes #this isn’t nearly as funny as it was in my head ngl #I’m still gonna post it though #Tobi talks about shit

[front-facing-pokemon]

#spinda #AAAHHHH YES!!! our belovèd spinda. from their café!!! probably one of my favorite minor characters from pmd sky #whom i don't even think was in the original explorers games. i think spinda's café was exclusive to sky. if i'm remembering correct #ly. or maybe that was shaymin village. i know shaymin village was for sure but maybe it was just that and not both of them. either way #have a delicious drink and allow the flower of conversation to bloom! i could quote spinda all day. he had “hopes and dreams” before toby #ever did. THAT'S ALSO like i had no idea what spinda's pronouns were. i kept trying to figure it out because i talked about him quite a lot‚ #but no one in game ever talked about him. to mention his pronouns? turns out. there's ONE line of dialogue where the post office fucker in #shaymin village mentions him and calls him a he. i think that's the only time spinda is referred to in the third person with a pronoun #i believe it's when they're talking about like. how you can send gifts or whatever and pick up the characters' responses at spinda's café #which is still a really fucking good feature. of any video game. SEE WHAT I MEAN spinda and their café is just an incredibly good Thing #it's to the point where my home wifi network is named “Spinda's Café Wi-Fi” because i love it so much. so if you're ever runnin around #and you see a wifi network by that name… it might be me! you never know! or… it could be the real deal. the real spinda's café is somewhere #nearby…! ugh. i wish. i would go there immediately #not even to mention all the other shit about this pokémon that's really good. like that they never walk in straight lines or whatever #their little dance. it's just. huUGHKLJKAHJVDHJHDAJSVGD i love spinda. a nice pick-me-up after the underwhelmingness that was grumpig #shake it this way… shake it that way… and stir it all around… and it's done!

[bigshotautos]

imma be real with you bigshotautos you introduced me to spamvil, my first ever deltarune ship I actually saw and I have forever held it in my heart as the most canon thing to me thank you

THANK YOU FOR THE KIND AND SWAGFUL WORDS !!! have a messy pink spamton that's been sitting on my canvas for like six months like a little mascot.

#i dont often talk about myself on this blog but its so insane what the spamton craze has done to people. spamvil legitimately changed me #i wouldnt have met my partner without it and i have a move to another country on the horizon LOL. #theres other spamton-based couples that i know of too toby fox put some wack shit in this weird thing. #this ship is really something special to me most of the time i stop fixating after a while but i have an endless well of ideas for them #theyre so special to me and probably will be forever im glad to share this with other people

[elliesdeadite]

1x08 // 7x20

#i couldnt stop thinking about this parallel #pll #pll posting in 2023 #gasp #alison dilaurentis #emily fields #jenna marshall #this is not a safe place for jenna fans #fuck her and fuck you too #really sick that they let jenna off the hook for what she did to toby #emison if you squint #emily letting her wife talk shit is so mf funny #ali can have a little mean girl as a treat #jenna has it coming and i do not blame her #pretty little liars #rip the quality #tumblr killed it again #sasha pieterse #shay mitchell

[carlyraejepsans]

Is it really that far fetched to think pre-reset hell Sans believed in Santa and wrote letters to him? He could've written that thank you letter and never sent it after he realized the concept of resets being a thing. Why did you vent about Sans portrayals but don't accept the chance he believes in something silly and childish?

...dude. If you want to interpret it like that, that's on you. It's not what the game's implying though. Like one thing's headcanoning for the sake of headcanoning, one thing's trying to see what the text is actually trying to tell you.

The story establishes that Papyrus believes in Santa. He gets gifts from him even now. He also makes a comment about Santa that you're deliberately meant to misinterpret as him talking about his brother at first, before correcting you. On the other hand, nothing in the main storyline mentions Sans doing the same, while we have multiple evidence of him doing stuff with/for his brother (and vice versa, though in other contexts). And when we enter his room, what do we find? A thank you letter addressed to Santa. It's MEANT to be recognized as Papyrus'. It's been set up since the start, it's Chekhov's toy gun.

If it WERE meant to be Sans' letter before things went wrong in his life, either 1) we would've had more build up for it beforehand, like Papyrus, 2) there would've been more context in the flavor text to indicate it. Maybe a note on the calligraphy, maybe the lack of capitalization.

This doesn't negate that Sans IS childish in his own ways. Tell me one person in your life above the age of 6 who is unironically obsessed with fart jokes. But "childish" isn't just one big homogeneous category you can slap here and there without difference, it's got nuance. Sans' childish is more "deliberately gross, kinda troll-ish, meant to embarrass YOU and make you the butt of the (very immature) joke by association" (ie: the whoopee cushions, the stupid secret passwords, the ketchup prank, the dirty socks everywhere) while Papyrus' childish is much more "those joys and wonders from childhood you get peer pressured out of enjoying when you get older" except he still enjoys them for himself, and he does so wholeheartedly (es: still believing in santa, his entire room looking like a 10yo's fantasy, bedtime stories) etc etc.

So no. Sans doesn't feel like the type of character who still believes in Santa Claus. And I don't like your tone at the end of this ask, it's unnecessarily confrontational. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but if my take on the characters bother you, there's the door right there. You're more than welcome to find another blog more suited to your interests rather than be passive aggressive at me in my inbox.

#honestly. the nerve #don't you have a secret discord group with your friends to talk shit about takes you don't like? #a blog of your own to vagueblog about this on? #i don't NEED either of them to be more childish or more serious or more tragic or more violent or more ANYTHING than they are in canon #i like how they are in canon. and i like trying to figure out what Toby is trying to tell us about them #because he made good tridimensional characters that i trust him with more than anyone. myself included #and that means favoring author intent over just interpreting the facts however i please. even if that can be fun and creative #but there's a space to do that. and the post where i mentioned sans' characterization was NOT it #answered asks #biscia hater moment #i mean not technically but i am salty now so just for good measure

[fagbearentertainment]

You thinking about Clockwork maybe? She was pretty commonly shipped with Ticci Toby (at least back when I was into creepypasta 7 years ago)

Ok yeah I was definitely either thinking of Clockwork or a random fan kid of that ship, can’t believe I went so many years think Toby was the clock guy…

#I don’t even really care for creepypastas anymore #except for the funny stuff of em doing dumb shit #but I’m just in shock #that I thought #for several years #ticci toby was the clock guy #who talked about and used clocks in his murders #creepypasta

[crush-like-that]

Was standing with some girls in gym today, one was my old bully, the other was her best friend (an important thing to note about this second girl is she's not mean nor a bully, she's just not... nice.) We were grouped together but not by choice. Anyway, the second girl was expressing her dislike for something and she very angrily mumbled "faggot." I swear she went through all 5 stages of grief in like one nanosecond. Her shoulders shot up to her ears and her eyes went all wide and she just looked at me over her shoulder. So yeah. I've not talked to those girls for years, never had any sort of personal conversation, never told them about who I am. But she said faggot and immediately looked at me cause she was afraid I was going to yell at her

#I really don't know how to feel about this #sure maybe it's sort of positive. I do look like a gay girl and I have no shame about it #But also. I live in a small farming town surrounded by hicks #It's insane the amount of things I can't do #The amount of times this year ALONE that I've said “No I can't talk to that person. I look like a faggot” is INSANE #I have to send one of my straighter looking friends to do it because if I try to interact with them. I'm going to get shit results and I- #- know that they're going to say shit about me once I walk away #I really shouldn't care anymore #I'm not being outright bullied like I used to #But it still kind of hurts? That all these kids see me as a faggot and nothing else? #tobi post #somewhat vent

[sendmyresignation]

lmao this quote is killing me. hardcore sucks in regards to gender because women are embedded in these scenes and employing strategies to maintain their own sanity and/or are reaching for (and failing) to be taken seriously on their own terms. it is their fault punk is oblivious to gender and feminism. get ooovvveerr yourself. conscious raising should be taking the initiative to open up these musicians to a new possibility but of course they are going to be hostile if you are out the gate calling them delusion and unfeminist- these are your peers!! or they are the woman who were there before you!!!

#this but then compare to the way like tobi vail talks about the fucking go-gos lmaoooooooooooooo #earlier there was a tobi quote about how all girl bands that want to not be seen as unserious actually suck and the bands are unamed which #i find fun and ironic. bet you a hundred dollars she was refering to fire party #the general dismissiveness to fire party is so stricking to me. only pickering has been mentioned by name so far #and marcus kind of half-assed the credit with revolution summer- the quote about coining the season (instead of directly being its catalyst) #is really insufficient imo AND more importantly none of the other women. who were all connected to dc! are named!!! #further fueling these womens erasure in music history its so infuriating #i just dont think its worthwhile to pretend alllll sorts of women with varying opinions existed throughout punk #even like lefty in dc who was a black skinhead woman who beat the shit out of people. like there are dimensions! thats worth documenting. #my posts

[wereboned]

gwen loves funky hair clips. it’s her favorite thing in the world. chicken bone hair clip? bought. shrimp hair clip? already in her collection. no one dares to mess with her or tell her how goddamn ugly some of these hair clips are

#gwen #atsv memes #atsv gwen #gwen stacy #across the spiderverse #tobi rambles ig #marvel #spider man #spider-man: across the spider-verse #but #hobie loves them #miles doesn’t think they r his thing till gwen shows him a sunflower hair clip and he’s like #WELL SHIT. #she talked to pav about it and he just went #“wait you do that as well??? #they share clips

[lecliss]

Wait while I'm here lemme say something that's been on my mind for like 2 weeks at least. So, Yahiko was alive when Obito first came to Ame and talked to Nagato. The canonical ages of Obito and Nagato in shippuden are 31 and 35 respectively. So the ame orphans are all 4 years older than Obito. Considering Yahiko died at 15, the oldest Obito could be when meeting Nagato is..... 11. When did Obito have his death scare and meet Madara before leaving for Ame??? When he was 13. Sooooo... unless I somehow got something wrong, and please correct me if I did, Kishimoto is once again a hack fraud.

#also related. if i remember the math correctly. obi is 15 when he attacked the village with kurama #and not that i think thats incorrect timeline wise. cuz it is right. i just think its REALLY funny that thats a 15yo. he pointed a kunai at #a baby and i couldnt take it seriously anymore years ago when i figured that out #like the concept of the masked man in general is SO funny CUZ THATS A FUCKING TEENAGER LMAOOOO #i think by the time of the massacre hes a young adult tho but im talking about the time period prior to that #LIKE PROPER TIMELINE WISE WHEN OBI MEETS THE ORPHANS HE SHOULD BE LIKE 14 IF HIS BIRTHDAY OCCURED DURING THOSE 6 MONTHS WITH MADA OR WHILE #HE WAS TRAVELLING. SO LIKE. AGAIN. THATS A TEENAGER. AND NOT A PARTICULARLY OLD ONE EITHER MIND YOU #like goddamn just everything about obi even despite all the trauma and horrors is just. so. goofy. #hes a fucking joke to me but like in a good way. hes starting to become like jeje to me where i can only make fun of every little thing #about him. i mean. look at who he was as a kid. how babey he still technically is when he starts doing villain shit #THE FUCKING TOBI THING WHICH I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT. I DONT FUCKING CARE THAT ITS BEEN OVER A DECADE SINCE WE LOST THE TOBI PERSONA. #I DONT CARE. I WILL NEVER BE OVER NOT GETTING ANSWERS ON WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS THINKING DOING THAT SHIT #WHY DID HE FUCKING ACT LIKE THAT???? AND YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY???? WHEN SENPAI IS RIGHT THERE????? #i cant fucking do this. hes a fucking joke (affectionate) i love him so much he breaks my heart. the poor fucking loser #personal

[krismoss-dreemurr]

Hey so I think we need to stop pretending our favorite characters in media are completely innocent and could never do anything wrong or fucked up. And also I think we shouldn’t have this mindset that what a character does in the past defines them now despite any personal growth

Maybe instead we need to try to understand why our favorite characters do the things they do or why they did certain things in the past and like. Chill out a little bit

#yes this is about the kris and Susie thing and yes I’m biased because I’m a Susie fictive #but can we also come at this from Kris’s perspective and acknowledge that kris was never afraid of Susie and they never seemed to hold what #she said against her. it’s so clear in both chapters 1 and 2 that they’re besties. we’re besties like no hard feelings about any of that #and it’s something that can be expanded on and worked through in the future #please let’s just trust Toby for the time being. I’m not saying you can’t feel a certain way about it or that you can’t analyze it #but let’s not freak out about it or let it completely change the way we see their current dynamic #personally I thought that it was a really interesting moment for both characters and it actually showed some growth for Susie because she #never was THAT terrible to kris after whatever kris said. I think when you’re a teen and you’re hurting you say and do horrible shit and you #might not even realize it until after the fact or don’t understand exactly how your words can affect other people. kris wasn’t reacting abd #when they did she thought they were laughing at her and given she was already taking out her feelings on them it probably felt Not Great #neither of them are good at effective communication or really being emotionally vulnerable #anyways yeah there’s my take #wrote this mainly in 3rd person because if any singlets see this I don’t want it to be too confusing #Susie talks #kris dreemurr #Susie deltarune #deltarune #safeutdr

[spectral-rat]

Man cannot make up his mind on what he likes and dislikes…. I guess that kinda canon though lol

@14dayswithyou is he finally being canon for once?!

#14dwy #14 days with you #ren 14 days with you #minors dni #Tobi talks about shit

[the-acid-pear]

the more i think about kris the more my insanity increases tbh there's just so much nuance with not only them but also the player and their relationship and it's layes upon layers of them and i keep tryin to peel them off inside my brain and its going to turn me into a dc villain or something

#luly talks #like the common idea is kris doesn't like the player. that's what we all seem to believe. but the more i think of it the least true it feel #sure they arent jumping in joy over the idea of having us with them but they also constantly keep us with them #even when you look at things abouhnhjnn oh good lord #im gonna throw up hang on fuck man. i mean isnt it FUCKING HILARIOUS 🤡 how being a puppet is almost a two way thing? #perhaps not a puppet per say but. we as the player arent really free either #not at fucking all. our choices matter as little as kris #wouldnt WE want too to be free? #we literally need kris to exist. we are tied to kris like kris is tied to us. we too are a being in this world that is trapped and limited #our vessel WAS literally destroyed after all. neither kris' or OUR choices matter #now lets think for a second about the babygirl our favorite rated salesman. okay? we usually understand he's projecting he wants freedom #and we assume kris wants freedom too i mean it would make a lot of sense #but. kris is moving their blue ass down to the basement for that. we are. #of COURSE spamton says Hyperlink Blocked which is commonly believed to be LOVE as in LV which like. #WHICH LIKE IS ACTUALLY MORE TIED TO THE FUCKING PLAYER THAN KRIS IM GONNA RIP MY LEG OFF #ITS TRUE SO TRUE BESTIE DONT WE? DONT WE WANT MORE LEVEL MORE POWER? #TOBY LOVES TO BARK BACK AT HIS FANS WHEN THE FANS GET A LITTLE ANNOYING EVERYONE WAS UPSET ABOUT THE LACK OF KILLIN IN CH1 #WE LITERALLY WANTED THAT SHIT TOO #your honor i am going insane if the jury thinks this is too far im pleading insanity but listen to me #it's there. we are a character in this world as much as anyone else is. #anyway that rant about spamton and the connections with US as the player aside i wanted to talk about kris so moving on #i think that's the best thing i've said since i got into deltarune i might try put it in a decently written post if i can work out the insa #ity also if my mutuals see if and are like yeah that's good make a coherent post about it boy in which case ill say on it boss and wag my t #il and run to do it anyway KRIS. #its just interesting. i think its a bit gratuitous to assume they HATE us. do they like all we do? DEF NOT LMAO. but there's more to this #kris knows more than we fucking do and that's just a fact #they might even know more about us than we know about ourselves after all the soul has been there since before we were playing #which i dont want to ask what implies its a bit nasty to think about #nasty as in confusing btw KJFNGBJGHB #there's just a lot going on with kris and stuff like the bunker and the piano

[crystalkleure]

Funniest shit in the world, though I don’t really see it utilized very much, is when the poor weak, sickly, hospital-bound character is cured of whatever ailment is confining them to the hospital bed, and then once they get their energy back and are actually capable of doing more than just Be Unconscious For Most Of The Day, you realize they are an absolute fucking menace lmfao

They are a reckless, moderately insane, fuck-around-and-find-out type who has weeks, months, or YEARS of pent-up Desire For Chaos And Carnage inside of them that is finally unleashed the moment they are freed from their beloathed medical facility. They get home, everybody celebrates, and then the first thing they do as soon as they are left unsupervised for like half a minute is set off a firecracker inside the house or something. Tomorrow they are going to drive the lawnmower to Wal-Mart. They decide to take up archery and promptly elect to practice on the neighbour’s lawn flamingoes. They’ve started a centipede collection in the guest bathroom. Everybody who is used to only knowing them as the Sad Sick Pitiful Guy Who Can’t Really Do Anything now has to learn [hopefully very quickly] that if anything is suddenly on fire for no reason then it is probably Hospital Guy’s fault.

#.It speaks #Funny shit #Tropreciation #Has anybody literally ever written a character like this #I'm talking about like if Aiga BeyBurst was first introduced as a Hospital Character #Toby MFB and Taiyou + Nosaka Ina11 were kind of close. Not quite COMPLETELY unhinged though. #I would say Nosaka was the closest because he was the least-hinged of the lot but he was never actually Confined In The Hospital #At least not for very long #He was a perfectly active threat even with a brain tumor #There was no surprise element #Toby also fails for a weird reason and that is because in spite of the fact that he totally would build a pipe bomb in the garage just to -- #-- see if he could...his Perceived Personality did not really change upon Attaining Freedom lol. He stayed pretty outwardly-calm and -- #-- reasonable-looking. So the Surprise Element comes not from Sudden Freedom but from his Genuine Vibe Even When Healthy vs. his behaviour #Therefore Taiyou actually came the closest to embodying the Specific Trope I am seeking #He didn't even quite wait until he was out of the hospital to start wreaking his havoc #Jin BeyBurst is ALMOST this trope too because he is definitely a Moderate Mischief Enthusiast and he is also sick but... #...he is not Trapped In The Hospital and never has been. He is perfectly free to wander around and pass out on the floor wherever he pleases #So once again we have zero surprise element. The Goblin Is Not Initially Restrained. #[All of these characters are Big Favourites of mine I am simply contemplating What If We Took The Concept Even Further lol]

[curioscurio]

I don't know if I really can pick a favorite Undertale song since I love them all but every single boss theme goes so hard... Death by Glamour is definitely up there though. Also this post was supposed to end here but I started infodumping in the tags and reached tag limit AHAHAHA

#i cant listen to Undertale the song because it makes me cry i get so emotional AHAHA #its a special game to me. same with deltarune but undertale came first #being able to experience the undertale to deltarune development in real time has been such a special experience #like when toby fox released chapter one on halloween and i just remember playing it with my friends in college #and then chapter 2 last year #i love finding new secrets in the game and in the code its so fun and i love the characters and everything #and yeah maybe some of the fandom is cringe but god tge normal people about it are so fun to be around and talk with #the fucking orchestral concert !!!!! #also seeing temmie change start streaming on twitch and her own gorgeous game #im just so excited for whatever toby fox does next. i will always be nostalgic for undertale but deltarune is so!! #like i love seeing the new stuff. i love that deltarune is a different game than undertale with new characters. like we get cameos of old #ones and a mysterious connection to the other game but its still its own thing and really is starting to find itself as something uniquely #separate from undertale and earthbound and tobys halloween hack and other pixel games #also unsaid but its funny as all shit #not to mention how the guy puts his whole tobussy into musical motifs #every note and harmony of every song feels intentional like one big song split into different parts #not to idolize the guy like hes still a guy and these games were undoubtedly supported by amazing creators and artists like temmie and patr #patrons #i do highly respect his anonymity though #gosh i try not to be all (foams at the mouth) parasocial relationship whatever with microcelebrities etc etc but i really am just a big fan #for all my shitposting about undertale haha #its the simple things in life. cassie is allowed to be buckwild about undertale and come up with the silliest game theories as a treat #also i just like papyrus . what a guy #sans too #like i obviously goob on him whenever i possibly can but my favorite character is without a doubt papyrus #also since im going insane in these tags can i just say that on youtube The Second Narrator composes some of the most amazing . amazing. #AMAZING orchestral covers of undertale and deltarune music. megalovania is so good but my current fav is his comp of smart race #its like a remix of smart race and berdlys theme and queens stuff but fuck fuck fuck its so good its so good it has ACCORDIAN #the composer adds in little flares of ? idk the music term for it maybe meleodies but theyre new strings of melody in the songs that fit #fit so well imo like they have a specific style that you can hear in every cover

[darkloveangel]

okay i thought of it on the spot for a laugh but now i'm thinking about how cool it would actually be to have a Labyrinth masquerade ball scene themed wedding and i really want that now...

#jen talks too much #can i get my future husband to wear a frilly sparkly dark blue suit? #encourage guests to get their own half-masks and provide some as hand-outs for those who can't #goblin food. whatever that would be. hallucinogenic peaches #get the band to dress up as the bird things and shimmy down #would hoggle officiate the marriage? do i get my brother to dress up in a white and red baby onesy to be toby? #make the handing over of toby to the goblin king be part of the vows or exchange or whatever you call it #would be funny but like awkward and weird if that was my actual brother though so maybe like a baby doll #i will be sarah obviously #fuck shit dammit i never really cared about the ceremony i just want to be dave's wife but now i actually genuinely want this lmao #and it'd be funny too because i am jen like the actress that played sarah and my husband would be david like the actor that played jareth