#today i will cause problems on purpose

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I submit the above to discussions about Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves.

#today i will cause problems on purpose #honor among thieves #d&d #dnd #dungeons and dragons #dungeons & dragons #dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves #druids #wild shape #wildshape #my edits #doric #doric the tiefling #doric the druid #doric the tiefling druid #doric the druid tiefling #4e #4th edition

[norcumii]

Ridiculous part of my brain that woke up and won’t go back to sleep yet: -- it’s just that even if you’re doing a Coffee Shop au, while you want the ACTUAL bits of food service to happen there’s a lot of boring shit you don’t need to cover. Like the health inspector. You don’t need to write a scene with a health inspector.

Incorrigible part of my brain hardwired to be the younger sibling that Will Cause Problems On Purpose: Unless it’s funny.

woke up and won’t go back to sleep yet: Pfft. What, is this a romance AU too?

Will Cause Problems On Purpose: Sure! Speedrun enemies to lovers, one member of the pair’s the health inspector and the other works at a place they hate.

Common sense: I cannot imagine any circumstances in which a health inspector would find ANYONE working at a nasty, sus location to be interesting. I may be ace, but NO ONE is that hot.

Will Cause Problems On Purpose: Jesse/Maul. Maul has to live on premises because Palpatine, hates working there, but Jesse is Pretty.

Common sense: .... @aces-to-apples will physically manifest through the screen to murder us DEAD, and I cannot blame them.

Will Cause Problems On Purpose: Yeah, but it’d be funny for at least a good thirty seconds.

woke up and won’t go back to sleep yet: ....MAYBE, but let’s just put it on the tumbls and make it someone else’s problem.

#fic ideas #today i will cause problems on purpose #not tagging this for the fandom 'cause even star wards doesn't deserve this kind of au #aces-to-apples #will get it inflicted though #because it is stupid o'clock and at least part of my brain is certain it is funny #sorry not sorry #kinda sorry

[corruptionkitty]

Thinking about writing an nsfw fic about Becky/Wordgirl and Steven/Two brains. Should it be noncon? Mutual noncon, maybe? So much to consider...

#wordgirl #Fanfic #Today I will cause problems on purpose #These are rhetorical questions I care not for anyone's input

[dollelujah]

#Today I will cause problems on purpose

[thebeastofblackmoor]

i dont even care if Nace happens in season 4. i only care if there will be justice for bess, send tweet

#season 4 #justice for bess #today i will cause problems on purpose

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

“Stop excusing Jason killing just because he died!!1!111!!1”

We don’t excuse his killings, you ignorant fool. We actively encourage it.

#kelseethe #nobody is excusing it ‘cause he died’ #we want him to kill because everyone has fun then. he has fun and so do his real fans #and anyway I say this everytime #but it truly is none of your business what his fans like about him #and #what does Damian fans not knowing about his backstory have fuck to do with Jason fans #This should go without saying but Jason’s death had an entire meta purpose beyond just shock value #Jason’s time of being the personification of childlike wonder was muddied by the fact that the dark age of comics had already begun #just look at the number of times during Jason's robin run when he notices Batman's ethos being challenged #by problems that are unfittingly sinister and too big for comical heroes like himself and Batman #his death was practically the final nail in the coffin for solidifying Batman’s path towards the ‘dark knight’ persona he is today #boohoo cry about the fact that other fans do their research on this ‘crap’ And are interested in it

[sollucets]

Tell me what we were going to do! [fake snores]

What is our relationship? We’re… what should we be? We're friends! […] Fine, we're boyfriends. Happy now?

Aren't you going to say it back? Do I have to?

#the eclipse #akk pipitphattana #akkayan #our skyy 2 x the eclipse #our skyy 2 #first kanaphan #rowan gifs #pls gaze fondly upon akk's gleeful brat behavior #he's like ha! i can uno reverse card aye!! he'll be so annoyed!! and then he is but the secondary consequence is kissing so it's 2x victory #i'm so sorry these are not high effort i've been busy today #barely edited x no subtitles #(bc it bothers me that the second one is actually of him giving in and not saying 'friends' but the frame count did not cooperate) #but i had to i had to i had to #originally this was going to be captioned 'i think i will cause problems on purpose'

[st-louis]

mtl @ det 4/15/24 | the captain.

#habs #nick suzuki #habs lb #nick: today i will cause problems on purpose

[lexsnotdead]

Handsome Jack

#yk what. imma put this in the tags. because i feel like causing problems on purpose #borderlands #handsome jack #boy am i mean today. #lex.txt

[pushing500]

I did end up installing the Toddlers mod, and now we see the result! Baby Ro has become Toddler Ro!

The first thing he did with his newfound mobility was "bugwatch". I thought it was amusing that his bugwatching happened to be right where Frisbee the giant scorpion was walking, and I mean... Yeah, sure. A lot of people would consider her a bug. Entomophobic Zonovo does, at the very least.

Debby has decided to cause more drama with her polyamory trait, and Laurie has to pay for it. I wonder what will happen if Eva really does turn out to be a mime? That would definitely add drama to this story. Poor Brennan and Laurie, though.

We had an eventful raid with Eurros Pusmeberrus, a distant relative of Andrei and Andy's, coming to visit. We managed to capture her, but I don't know if we'll recruit her. She kind of sucks.

We also captured her friend, who was "unwaveringly loyal", but that was of little consequence as we had just finished building a subcore ripscanner. Doere was not a prisoner for very long.

Before Doere was ripscanned, Albina patched her up to avoid her bleeding out, and Henry tagged along to watch. I think the 'work watching' learning desire is my favourite one. Usually, it's cute to imagine a little kid trailing someone and bombarding them with questions about the jobs they're doing, but I'm not sure if it's quite as cute when it's watching someone operate on a prisoner.

Pacifist Vu started a social fight with Irwin, which resulted in her whole arm getting destroyed. Luckily Albina has the 'regrow limb' psycast, and hopefully, Vu will learn not to pick fights with people she has no hope of beating, no matter how empowered she feels wearing stolen liberated armour.

Then we got raided again by more people related to a colonist (and to prisoner Pusmeberrus, who in turn is related to Andrei and Andy). Fortunately, Hazrov is a crack shot and downed enough of them that the others turned tail and fled before they reached us. It made Wendy a bit sad, but I'm sure she'll get over it.

Finally, here's Andy being better at drawing dinosaurs than I could ever hope to be.

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#rimworld #gracie plays #The Animist Alliance #art #my art #traditional art #rimworld art #unpolished art #slightly more polished art than usual #Toddler Ro is a sweetheart #I forgot to draw his freckles but I won't forget next time #Debby is causing problems on purpose #Going from a Neanderthal to probably-a-mime #Interesting tastes she has #So many family reunion raids today #It's crazy how many relatives there are on this distant rim planet #I think the raiders can tell I've almost finished building my ship #They wanna get a head start on attacking me before I can switch the engine on #Sneaky raiders tsk tsk tsk #Also ripscanning is pretty spooky #But also cool #long post #Have a lovely day!

[itsjaywalkers]

i saw a tweet and i can't stop giggling bc it made me think of a ship immediately and i could be SO MEAN about it even though . i won't .

#i'm choosing peace today #mostly bc this would probably end with me getting shitty asks and i'm not in the mood #but also bc it's late and i'm going to sleep #i will cause problems on purpose another time

[norcumii]

Boss: For Promotional Reasons, I want you to give the customers one of these real estate flyers when you deliver things.

Me: Okay! *wait until the boss’ back is turned and immediately put flyer back on the pile because I do not want to hassle the customers*

SEVERAL DELIVERIES LATER

Boss: Ok, this goes to [address], you know the place?

Me: Yeah, at the location, with the large dogs and excitable children.

Boss: Yeah. *beams and points to Real Estate Guy on the flyers* It’s that guy’s place!

Me: Okay! *wait until the boss’ back is turned and immediately grab a flyer from the pile because the boss DID say I was supposed to hand these out*

#work work #today i will cause problems on purpose

[corferox]

been thinkin' about the little guy recently ( they said threateningly )

#♞ —— today i will cause problems on purpose ▶ OOC. #t*tk killed my muse so bad but i am persnaps finally coming to terms w/ the content and ready to “my city now” it #i also just finished my fall term of college and am on break so that's probably playing a factor too DFLKJSLKDFJ

[ghostdata]

okay, dude, like yeah sure get comfy but at this point i wish your repeated posts were ads i can block. it's annoying after a fucking day or two. and you post good content so just don't waste it ay?

tumblr is pvp and im currently winning

#✨psychological warfare✨ #I woke up and chose violence that i i queued those post till my queue was maxed out #I knew there would be supports I knew there would be casualties I knew there would be ppl who would want to doxxy me from pure rage #but I chose it anyways #why? #bc I like to cause problems on purpose :) #I am but a wee court jester who makes the same jokes but every once in awhile knocks it out of the park making them keep coming back #lord: shall it be a good one today #me: I rather see dick graffiti— #lord: oh well throw the coin #dick city saga

[4izawas]

sometimes the urge to post fighting words here is so very heavy. and then i hit backspace bc i also do not have the patience

#i don’t have the patience to have everyone on this app beefing w me for an opinion ik is right #sometimes we should def cause problems on purpose! but maybe not today #today is a happy day <33 #rem is typing ..!

[lildoodlenoodle]

Sometimes you gotta keep your friends on their toes. My friend tried to dap me up before he left and instead I grabbed his hand and twirled, instant psychological damage.

#maybe next time I’ll spin him #sometimes it’s fun to cause problems on purpose #didn’t even think about it either #how can I be lovingly obnoxious today