Hihi! I don't know if your drabble requests are still open, but if they are, may I ask for some schlattza? :]
(set during the mod videos, which are their own rp universe. to me.)
"You're shit at houses."
Schlatt huffs, standing up and motioning to the little trap he and Phil had made to catch "Wilbee" and "Charbee".
"Then do it better asshole!" He motioned wildly, looking more like he was attempting to flail in the direction of the contraption. Phil just laughed at him, shaking his head. "You're not even makin' it look nice."
He walked over, patting the stone and seeing how hastily it was cut. "It looks like a death trap." He looked at Schlatt, eyebrow raised, yet there was still a smile on his face.
"It's not supposed to look pretty. It's a death trap."
tbh i wish wilbur was here for the purgatory event. you just KNOW his ass would be so on board with this gas mask death cult. he and charlie would be wandering the wastelands with no gear doing some weird shit and dying every three seconds. he would fit right in with the feral insanity that everyone else on team bolas is bringing, he would THRIVE in it
A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Ph1LzA @/Ph1LzA. It reads “That was Fucking INCREDIBLE #LovejoyFirstGig 💜💜”. Attached is a video of Phil and Tommy jamming out at the Lovejoy gig to the band playing “No Cause For Concern”.