#tortilla thinks

[wombywoo]

tequila

#cod #call of duty #simon ghost riley #my art #ghost comics being acknowledged in this household? more likely than you think 😔 #this is based on ira and silvi's au btw ^^ #mmm yes english bastard #I must cocoon him in a soft corn tortilla and sprinkle with cilantro and lime 🤌 #guess who's sippin tequila now boys 🤠

[sharenalovemail]

#cant think of a caption have my friends' genius in image format #fire emblem #fire emblem engage #fe17 #fe diamant #fe alfred #tortilla posts #dialfred #diamant #alfred #elyos

[tortilla-of-courage]

do you guys ever think about the botw/totk dragons

#i had a dream about them last night so I've been thinking about them all day #light dragon my love..... #tortilla rambles

[yoursonlucifer]

ally looks like that kid from vine

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#fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #tag for when i write posts #i wish i remembered which one #he has like blonde hair #its not the hurricane tortilla one i dont think #dimension 20 #dropout

[amamillalatortilla]

I think Alfonse and Sharena deserve a little trip around the World of Steel with Kiran, as a treat (like going to restaurants, taking the train, the marvels of an automatic door, museum trips, etc)

bonus: kids getting jumpscared by the shower

#fire emblem #fire emblem heroes #fire emblem alfonse #fire emblem sharena #fire emblem kiran #feh #oh god how many tags are there. #anyways i think theyd be fascinated by everything but be a bit scared at first. like with the sliding doors #feh kiran #feh alfonse #feh sharena #featuring the shittiest dinosaur ever drawn but even with a reference i was struggling so #tortilla arts #i dont know where to post my art anymore so just. have this. fuck it

[benisasoftboi]

Bad Ghosts AUs: BBC Toasts. It’s exactly the same scripts but everyone is a stop motion animated bread product and food puns are inserted wherever possible. We remake the entire show that way. Call me BBC, this is the replacement you need once the original show ends, you could absolutely do five series of this, the gimmick totally wouldn’t get old-

or rather-

stale-

#pat-stry baker #the crumpet #tortilla thorne #mary’s just mary but she’s burnt toast obviously #bbc ghosts #i kid. you could not get a decent five minutes out of this #this post brought to you by somehow finding myself listening to vengaboys at 1:30 AM and resultantly feeling a bit silly #the vengabus... IS coming... #i actually kind of think thomas would love eurodance music. he'd think everytime we touch is super deep

[matchavtea]

this silly guy lives in my head now

#tortilla man #tortilla pfaff #slipknot fanart #the end so far #thinking bout the homemade noodles pfaff made .. #should I draw more slipknot????? lmk #slipknot

[murderandcoffee]

what vine do you think each of the archival staff members quotes most

#I feel like tim shouts 'this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE' every time some fuckery occurs #sasha gives me 'hurricane katrina? more like hurricane tortilla' vibes #for martin... I think he doesn't have a quote. he just sings the song from the one vine of big bird kicking in a door #oh tim & sasha also absolutely quote 'I've brought you myrrh... MYRRH-DER' 'JUDAS... NOO' #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #tim stoker #timothy stoker #sasha james #martin blackwood #archival assistants #bs.txt

[basketobread]

TREAT THIS ASK AS A BREAK FROM THE TREMENDOUS (and wonderful) AMOUNT OF DRAWING YOU'RE DOING (again- wonderful, spectacular, earthquake creating.) Bob, if i may be so bold, what is your favourite type of bread?

IDSUHDFSIUFSHFDIS THANK YOU FOR THE BREAK BUT I PROMISE I ENJOY ALL THE DRAWING IM DOING!!!!

BUUUUT if you INSIST on me taking a quick little break... how am i to refuse? 😇🙏

UMMMM okay, this is a really difficult question because i love all kinds of bread. honey oat has always been a top favorite of mine. i eat a slice of honey oat toast every morning when we have it. if not, i usually opt for the classic bagel. but i also enjoy jalapeño cheddar bread!

oh and i REALLY enjoy cinnamon raisin bread. that's always a solid choice. oh and classic wheat is pretty okay too. ummm you can't go wrong with rye though... OH but sourdough is pretty good too. apparently tortilla is considered a flatbread????? if that's the case then tortillas de harina might have to be my top favorite...

but if not, then a good brioche is always a solid choice. well then theres also brown bread which is pretty yummy. baguettes are perfect for some sandwiches though.

OH BUT BANANA BREADDDDD!! banana bread is always good if you want something sweet. but since you're making me choose ONE SINGLE BREAD...

my final answer...

is...

wut were we talking about again...

anyways... i like bread! 👍🍞

#SHFDSIUSDHISDI BUT REALLY #THANK YOU FOR THE KIND WORDS #I DONT THINK IM DRAWING ALL THAT MUCH THOUGH HAHAHA #oh also my actual favorite bread would have to be honey oat aka the one i said first #but im not lying if tortillas de harina count as bread then THAT is my favorite bread #OK ENOUGH BREAD TALK #GOTTA SLEEP NOW #GOODNIGHT EVERYONE #ask bob

[saturniidd]

a bad habit I have is that someone will mention a subject in conversation and that subject will spark a whole train of thoughts in my head. unfortunately, nobody knows that I had an ornate train of thought in my head and they just think I blurted out something unrelated

#does this make any sense? I dont think I worded it well #for example: today my family was talking about perfume and common scents. citrus came up #so I started thinking about limes and lime used in making tortillas #and I remembered my moms shopping list included tortillas but also masa so she could /make/ tortillas #and I found it amusing that she told my brother to buy tortillas in two different forms #and it got me thinking about a statement my friend made about fried chicken- how you dip it in egg which is a different for #form of chicken. #now mind you my family has no idea im thinking all of this and I blurt out 'isnt it odd that we make fried chicken by dipping it into its #other form?' #they were still talking about perfume btw. so it was awkward lol

[piizunn]

save me potato and egg dish

#thinking about tortilla de patatas…. #craving food with the two ingredients that i don’t have currently #riel text

[leggy-martian]

This fool has chewed the beginnings of a hot spot, or something like that, between his toes, so for now he must suffer The Sock (stocking edition for airflow)

#marte #borzoi #russian wolfhound #sighthound #dogblr #snootblr #tortilla blanky #he's doing ok it's healing nicely #I'm lucky he's good about sock time #i think the ppp kibble is making his feet flaky and that's bothering him #gonna change it in a month or 2 probs #wanna give his GI tract more time to get used to grain inclusive kibble first tho #we already changed from his old grain free to ppp beef to ppp turkey in the last 3 months or so #wanna give him a break from food changes for a little bit before we tackle these flaky peets #my poor baby boy

[sharenalovemail]

do you understand. do you understand. do you understand. do you understand. do y

#i feel like im screaming into a random passerbys face as they quicken their pace as a fear response #SLAMS FIST INTO THE GROUND. THIS IS. H #shakes you. do you UNDERSTAND. what im THINKING. DESPITE me not WRITING ANYTHING. of course you do. #(you probably dont that's ok. I'll post a coherent post or twenty tomorrow) #tortilla rambles #tw repetition #idk if that bothers anyone #alfonse #sharena #zenith #putting these in my blog tags but not maintsgging because im afraid and I'll wait for my actual fucking Dissection for that

[tortilla-of-courage]

#pictures taken moments before the kid kicks your ass #wind waker #legend of zelda #ganondorf #link #zelda art #tortilla arts #no id #i cant think of a witty caption just take this

[swanhili]

this man eats SHAPES

#james sunderland #silent hill 2 #silent hill #morgan’s art #what do you think those red squares taste like #spicy tortilla chip…? #artists on tumblr

[mochinomnoms]

ARENT TADPOLES,,,like, a solid dark green color,,

wait are eels even green i uhm apologies late night rambling

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I thought that tadpoles were translucent and turn color when they get bigger like eels do. But Imma be honest, I only know as much as I do about morays because I hyperfixate hard and idk much about frogs.

When I get really interested in something I become google for it aksdalkjsdkl

#mochi asks #🇫🇷 anon #i know a lot about transformers for example since ive been into it for like 10 years #its a curse and blessing #same for the history of food but specifically mexican american food in the southwest #for example did you know that hot chocolate was originally from mexico and more bitter #and also did you know that the development of flour tortillas as we know is an extremely recent thing #though most people think of tortillas as the ones from mexico #spain did have a similar flatbread by that name originally that eventually was used to refer to the corn flatbreads made by the indigenous #so now tortillas are synonymous with mexico rather than spain #also tequila can only be made from a very specific blue agave plant that has to be grown from tequila jalisco mexico and distilled too #otherwise its considered mezcal and not tequila #tequila as mexico's national drink is also a recent concept even though mezcal has been drunk by people for hundreds of years #one last thing #the story that tamales were originally made of human meat is a myth and they were often eaten with animal meat seeds fruit and seasonings #ancient mexica women would made them and it was a big ordeal within the family and can take days to make many of them #which is a tradition that still holds up in many modern mexican families today! #okay im done now yall didnt ask for that alskdjalksdjalksj