I just ✨noped✨ out of a fanfic so fast that my phone glitched. It was not for me. There was nothing in the tags that indicated it would be a hard pass, but it wasn’t anything traumatising either. Just a personal preference.
You know what I didn’t do? Comment on said fic with why I didn’t like it! I also didn’t post a hateful review of it or DM the author on social media. It’s basic human decency, respect for others, and fandom etiquette all rolled into one non-action.
And the ✨bonus✨ was that it was so much easier than being an arsehole! Zero effort required.
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Ruin all her orgasms till she cries and begs for a proper one
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you can just walk out of stores without paying for stuff btw
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How a chef makes grilled cheese sandwiches
My son is a chef. He's sick and wanted a grilled cheese sandwich. He told me how he wanted it made, and it was sooo much better than the way my Mom taught me to do it.
Butter both sides of both slices of bread.
Place both slices in a preheated pan, and 'toast' them until they are slightly brown.
Flip one slice over and place your favorite cheese slices on the already toasted side. Top that with the other slice with it's toasted side against the cheese.
Once the downside of the sandwich is toasted, flip it to get the last side of the sandwich toasted.
Voila--the cheese is melted better than usual and the crispy consistency of the sandwich is a REVELATION. (stole that from Martha Rodgers).
Try it. I'm almost mad at my son for not cluing me into this method before today. Usually when he's home for a meal, he orders Sushi which I do not eat because of allergies.
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GUYS GUYS, the Zodiac Academy tvtropes page is EMPTY, DESERTIC, STARVING.
I love editing tvtropes. Time to re-read the early books with the wiki and notepad open, I'mma clean this sucker up the best I can. (will be posting here if it get any updating done)
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Showers in the dark
I don’t know nor care if anyone has said or made a point of this already but may I preach the value of showers in the dark?
Maybe just me, but it always feels so different from if you just close your eyes. It’s darker for starters but being in the dark?? Like—
it feels so fucking ethereal. Like, your mere fleshbag doesn’t exist. You’re all and nothing and it’s awesome! It might help with dysphoria if you’ve got that like me
If you can, I you want to and if it’s safe so you, try Turing the lights off while you shower sometime. I swear it changed the fucking game for me
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Once again, my buddy Dres comes in clutch!
Since I'm already a fair way through Prism(I'm at the area where you play that board game with the wild Pokemon), I decided to play through a game he suggested:
Pokemon Black & White 3: Genesis!
It sorta just made sense. Jason's adventure takes place in Unova(If you can't tell, I'm really struggling to write his story), and it's also my favorite region(Being a Samurott has nothing to do with this, I have my fair share of beef with this place). That, and I've never really gotten the chance to beat the original B & W or their sequels. The furthest I've gotten was that one farm area in Blaze Black(I was there for hours, trying to evolve my Riolu into a Lucario).
I heard that it's literally just Gen 2 Unova, so I'm excited to see what they do with that. GSC has some of my favorite spritework, since a lot of them have very dramatic and dynamic poses, and some even show a side of a Pokemon you'd never see before.
With that being said, let's do this!
I'll play as the male, mostly because I'm a guy, but there's no preference besides that.
...What the heck did you do to Juniper?! Where is she??
OH!
As relieved as I am, the question still stands: Where's Ex-Professor Juniper?
Hi to you too, Bianca! Nice to know that you're doing great!
All this within the span of two or three years? Talk about dedication!
(I get that Sonia did basically the same thing, but I don't count her yet since I don't know how long she's been the Professor's assistant).
Yeah, I know that much. No offense, but you do see who you're talking to, right?
A name, huh...?
My go-to is Jason, since he's sorta just my trainer sona, but I want to do something a little different.
So... Let's do that "something different."
I've probably(most likely) never told you about him. Snow is another trainer that traversed the Unova region at some point. I'll tell you more in a future post.
Thanks! ...I mean, "...It does the job."
"It's not as though I have much say in the matter..."
*Snrk-*
Hmhaha...
HAHAHAHAHA!
I freakin' refuse to keep up such an edgy attitude!
I forgot for a bit exactly how I wrote Snow. I swear, his backstory is depressing as all heck, and you'd really sympathize with the dude, but I'm losing it because of my impression of him!
Ha ha... Ha...
Anyways, with that being said, that's the beginning of BW3! I'll make a part 2... sometime tomorrow, I guess! Or today. Honestly, who knows.
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top 5 pick lines guaranteed to get you in a relationship by grain of brain:
5: i don’t mean to brag but i’m a 5x discord mod with 7 kittens so i’m a pretty hot commodity
4: if you went missing i wouldn’t look
3: i might be blind but you look hot
2: do you fear god?
1: you put the pest in pestilence
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(Here's a scene from my own life, about three years ago...)
Former Friend: Hey let's get more drinks!
Me: You go ahead, I'm good.
FF: But... you've only had one glass of wine.
Me: Yeah, I know. That's enough for me.
FF: Aw, c'mon, you gotta loosen up! Live a little!
Me: Um. I want to live a LOT. That's why I limit my alcohol. But sure, queen, go off and damage your liver with eight shots of tequila.
FF: ...
(I stopped getting invited to parties after that. No regrets. I'm quite happy with my books, an occasional glass of wine, and a perfectly healthy liver. 😁)
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