#vagina vagina vagina vagina!!

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

stop demonizing the word vagina challenge 💕

#vagina vagina vagina vagina!! #genitalia tw

[epicsauce]

text conversation from my dream that i desperately wish was real

#its 4m this is just scribbles but i hadddd to jot it down before i forgot #0600 #i cant get he's vagina? out of my head

[tyrantt00]

My favourite tweet. Because it's true

#rant #man vagina 🔛🔝

[thatsuccubabe]

Sext: do you want to go to the book store? I'll buy you an iced coffee and any books you want

#be still my beating vagina #coffee and books #best date idea ever #in the springtime you better add a trip to the plant shop in there too #my thoughts

[shiftythrifting]

beautiful stained glass yonic mirror

facebook marketplace toronto canada

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #yoniposting #shiftylisting #mirrors #Looks like vagina

[infectiouspiss]

house would not be instantly nice and accepting if he found out wilson was a trans guy ok he'd just go "oh great now when we sleep together i gotta worry about you getting pregnant" and then insult wilson's tie while wilson is just like "what do you mean WHEN we sleep together?????"

#bishop.txt #house would also make some banger transphobic jokes but only in private #hes an ass but i think he'd respect wilson enough to not out him #and nobody would bat an eye when he made jokes about wilson's pussy #he could deadpan full honesty say 'wilson has a vagina' and everyone would be like 'mhm ok sure thing' #house md

[inkegg]

Lisa frankenstein plot

#the question is whos vagina???? #the answer is both #lisa swallows #lisa frankenstein #horror movies

[mizandria]

i need the people complaining about vagina symbols to be so serious right now. why are you not in Japan protesting a parade where they carry around a dick statue. when is your flight to Saint Petersburg where you will sabotage a museum for showing Rasputin's dick. you most likely passed by like 12 dick drawings while walking home from work yesterday. are these drawings the cause of collapse of the western world too or is it just when feminists celebrate their female bodies they've been degraded for since forever.

#this is about right wing men panicking about some feminist group baking vagina shaped cupcakes for themselves that i saw some time ago #only one of these organs is a whole weapon by the way but that's another conversation #radblr

[queergraffiti]

“vagina boy”

Eugene, Oregon, USA

#vagina boy #trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #graffiti #queer #Eugene #Oregon #USA #submission

[thankstothe]

Liners

#acontextual house #house md #gregory house #james wilson #chris taub #robert chase #i cant explain how funny refrigerator line is to me #the outfit chase has on is a great representation of something cruel yet funny #serve king #that's an order #i have to get some sort of reward for putting penis and vagina in the same post... hope it's not a community label #longpost #long post #fuck me i cant decide which long_post tag to drop they're like brothers to me

[willgrahamscock]

will grahams cock...... wheres will grahams vagina....

Hannibal took it in the divorce

#alex answers #rip will g vagina…

[cheekylittlepupp]

It's annoying that the gayest most flamboyant character in a videogame ever created that I've ever seen can be romanced by female characters canonically. I finally have a gay icon to thirst for and he is being ruined by pussy. Disgusting. I hate you and everyone else who posts hetrosexual content with Astarion. Fuck you and every other vagina owner.

lmfao I’m sorry but this was way too funny not to post

“Vagina owner” “ruined by pussy” says the person who’s actively being a ‘pussy’ by hiding behind anon

I will tell you something scary now tho, listen carefully okay?

He’s canonically pan. 🫢

Also him being “flamboyant” is mostly an act, but even then, being flamboyant doesn’t mean you’re automatically gay, just how being “masculine” or “feminine” doesn’t mean you’re automatically heterosexual. Wild concept I know 😱

#asks ~ #anon you’re funny 😭 #vagina owner 💀 #the ‘vagina owner’ who gave birth to you would be soooooo proud of you :/ #this gave me a good ah chuckle #thanks #do your hands hurt from holding that massive L sign in front of your face anon? :c

[chained04]

Aggies i do with my boyfriend

#The people are not fond of “i have a vagina” faulkner stanheight but i digress #saw 2004 #saw franchise #adam stanheight #adam faulkner stanheight #lawrence gordon #diana gordon #adam saw #lawrence saw #chainshipping #saw

[sedlex]

Anyway, Barbie (2023)'s most important message for everyone is literally hidden in plain sight:

when it's time to vote,

show up to the polls!

#Barbie #barbie movie #the barbie movie #barbie 2023 #barbie spoilers #or as Hillary very eloquently said #pokemon go to the polls #vote! #go vote #make a plan for the day #make a plan before the day #drag others with you #things can change for the worse if you let others decide #also if you suddenly develop a vagina go see a doctor

[phanrenaissance]

this continues to be the gayest tweet ever written simply bc nobody who likes pussy would ever say it like that

#just 1 singular vagina. just one. #dan and phil #own post

[scientia-rex]

Do you have any moisturization tips? :0

Oh DO I!

Listen, skin has two jobs: keeping you in, and everything else out. Skin has to do a lot of complicated stuff to make that happen. Skin is chock full of glands and pores and whatnot. There's dermis (deeper layer) and epidermis (shallower layer), and 99% of what we're doing from the outside is about the epidermis.

Epidermis grows in as layers--there's a bottom layer that has cells that will just keep dividing forever, and then the cells that divide off that layer will start getting pushed up towards the surface of your skin. As they get pushed up, the cells get flatter and more keratinized and eventually dead.

That "stratum basal" is where you have your forever-dividing cells. So when you start something like Accutane, you can't transform the skin layers above it--you can only start affecting the skin as it marches upward towards its death and flaking off, so you have to give it months to take full effect. And we NEED to have some dead skin. It protects us.

Skin cells have proteins that hold them to each other. The goal is to form a watertight barrier. We need to keep water in because we are basically bags of water. Different protein issues (largely genetic) can cause different skin diseases.

Our skin also has glands that make protective oils (forming a powerful anti-bacterial barrier and trapping moisture inside) and sweat (because we DO want to be able to get rid of water, but only when WE want to).

So here's the thing about commercial moisturizers: none of them can put moisture back in your skin. That's just not a thing. The very best thing they can do is keep further water from leaving your skin. This is especially important if you have eczema, where you stand a good chance (about 50%) of lacking ceramides, which are critical to forming the natural skin barrier. As water evaporates off the skin, it takes more water with it. We don't understand the other half of eczema. Psoriasis involves dysfunction of the keratinization process, which is why those plaques form.

So the best moisturizers are those that create a moisture barrier without evaporating more water off. Any moisturizer where alcohol is a significant ingredient is worthless. Vaseline, or straight white petrolatum, is the best moisturizer. It feels greasy because it is. Its job is to form a watertight barrier, and greasy chemical are a lot better at that than thinner, waterlike chemicals. Moisturizers with silicones, like Aveeno (dimethicone is the active ingredient--I know, the bottle says oatmeal, it's a liar), will provide a fairly robust barrier without as greasy of a feeling. Lanolin, from sheep's wool, is also a great ingredient for forming a barrier, which is why I like Neutrogena Norwegian Formulation. Natural oils like jojoba (the best of the bunch) can be moisturizing, but just FYI, they're a tiny fraction as effective as white petrolatum. Like, less than 10%. I'm too lazy to get up and find my Cosmeceuticals textbook to remind myself exactly how much. So if you want "all natural," resign yourself to worse.

BUT!!!! Your skin is not all the same! You have scalp skin, face skin, neck skin, trunk skin, arm skin, leg skin, skin around your genitals, skin of the palms, and skin of soles of the feet. And all of those can act different. So I can't say "apply Vaseline everywhere" because that might be too much skin barrier for your face--what if your face has oil glands that work perfectly well? What if we need a lighter, less occlusive moisturizer? That's where my personal hell was for the last ten years as I struggled to find a facial moisturizer I like! What if you have oil glands that are overproductive? You may need a totally different moisturizer than I need! No good way to figure it out except trial and error while paying close attention to ingredient lists.

Sunblock is also a good thing to have but as someone who doesn't wear it because a) I don't go outside and b) it always breaks me out, I feel hypocritical talking extensively about it. I wear "dad hats" (at least a 2" brim all the way around) and long sleeves while gardening. You should definitely still wear sunscreen, though. Do as I say, not as I do.

#the attending dr. kristophine #but GO AHEAD AND LECTURE ME ON DANDRUFF AND EAR CARE AND WASHING ONE'S VAGINA because SURELY I KNOW NOTHING right Internet #none of those idiots who jump on my other posts to well actually me know what the fuck they're talking about