We regret to inform you that starting today, April 1st, Escher Girls will be shutting down and will be soon rebranding with a sponsorship from the Bureau Of Orange Bandicoots to talk about how sexy bandicoots are, specifically Crash Bandicoot, who as you can see is extremely popular with the ladies in this really awesome and not at all weird ad!
I know many of you will miss the site, but this is an unfortunate side effect of the massive boost I gave to the Radical Squirrel Economy last year, even though they ended up rejecting a permanent partnership (probably heard bad things about me after I criticized the sexy bird industry and the anatomically improbably fish industry in the past). However, obviously the Bandicoot people liked how awesome I made squirrels look and wanted in on the action, so I guess I'm selling out for those big sexy bandicoot bucks.
So that's it for Escher Girls! Unless.. the campaign falls through... then I'll have to continue running Escher Girls as normal tomorrow... >_>
But I'm sure it won't. After all those girls in the ad are certainly having a good time.
(Ad for Crash Bandicoot, Naughty Dog, found in PLAY Magazine; also, obviously, happy April Fools!)
*I apologize for not doing a more extensive April Fools joke like previous years, I've been dealing with a personal issue so I didn't have time to do anything big, so I decided to share a funny ad that was shown to me that was kind of on-topic but also strange enough for April Fool's Day - Ami
….please tell me you heard ray last night during destroya. like i thought people were lying when they said he joined in on the moans. (best place to hear him is near the end of sammyliterally stream on insta)
ooooh do you mean this? he does that every night! i NEED someone to take one for the team and crank his mic up his voice is so........sweet......
Given the still they used for the video preview, they definitely knew what they were doing. Being stuck with your breasts hanging out is relatively mild for this blog, but I think the "sexualized in defeat" tag definitely applies.
What a strange ad. I assume the actual game, as usual, has nothing to do with any of this. But what do I know, maybe Hero Wars involve a lot of snowballs and banana sucking.
(Ad for Hero Wars, Nexters Global)
[Description for screen readers: a video depicting a blonde princess stuck in a cracked wall just under her breasts, she is reaching for a banana when a little man runs up and stomps on the banana shooting it into her mouth before jumping on her head and away, she now has a banana sticking out of her mouth as the next man runs up and throws a snowball on to her face and jumps away so she has white liquid dripping off her face, then the next guy lassos the crown off her head as she cries.]