#vote for GLaDOS

[volno-pesh]

Once you live, then live for a bit more, LIVE like really for long

And then you find out GLaDOS nominated for Tumblr Sexywoman

Really just a lil doodle cuz I haven't drawn in months omg lol

#portal #portal 2 #GLaDOS #GLaDOS android #my art #artists on tumblr #portal 2 glados #vote for GLaDOS

[wouldyoudatethem]

GlaDOS - Portal

Propaganda from submitter:

“big robot lady”

#propaganda submitted #Glados #portal #mod voted no

[whateverthese2havetournament]

Round 1, Match 14

Troy Barnes and Abed Nadir (Community)

VS

Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System and Chell (Portal)

#whatever these two have tournament #reposting bc i put abed on both of them and i caught it under ten votes #portal #community #glados #chell #troy barnes #abed nadir

[tracfone]

I know the tumblr sexywoman poll is probably a ways off now but when you guys decide to make that......#gladossweep

#she lost to undyne in the twitter version and won the losers round poll #but i believe we can make this dream a reality vote glados TODAY--

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Okay I'm sorry but like if ur treating people wanting Soldier and Demo tf2 to bone each other as like. The Reason There Is Lesbophobia And Misogyny In Fandom or whatever ur taking that poll thing way too seriously. Also "xyz character tournament" polls, regardless of how they present themselves, are always going to be "vote for the thing you like more" contests. No one is Ever going to actually read the "propaganda" for the "other side" and vote based on who "fits the criteria the best". It's not "literal canon Real Queer Lesbians vs barely existent loser cringe mlm ship for losers" it's "do you like Steven Universe more or tf2 more". because that's how literally all of these poll things work. I thought we knew this

#open mick night #like i do think that there Is an issue with like. literal canon wlw couple vs two random guys a fandom likes #(although i think calling bnb 'just two random guys with no canon basis' is a little bit hyperbolic) #but if you Actually think anyone is going to actually vote for 'the better couple' in a tumblr ship poll #and not just the ones from the thing that they like more ur too idealistic and naive. sorry #it's like when people were writing essays about how actually vriska deserves to be the tumblr sexywoman because xyz reasons #and it's like i'm not reading all that. i'm sure that's true. but i want to fuck glados and i like portal and that's why i voted for her

[crepusculesque]

Gideon Nav losing in the first round of the sexywoman poll to the fake movie lady? GLADOS being knocked out in the first round by BARBIE?

#who the FUCK is voting in these polls. what is this #gideon nav #glados

[thelovelyblark-barg]

if GLaDOS doesn’t even make it out of round 1 I’m going to break into everybody’s house who voted for barbie and I’m gonna flush all your socks down your toilet

#GLaDOS #barbie #tumblr sexywomen poll #Barbie loves GLaDOS isn't that enough to pursuade anyone to vote for her?

[biribaa]

#robot poll #PAL!!!! #vote pal #glados fans pls let pal win #just once

[dominosbrackets]

tbh n vs. tulip is the only matchup i feel like i cant make an accurate prediction in. i think that one is anyones game. maybe leaning n just a little

#i could also see either side winning for howl and glados #but perry and saiki are sweeping despite my personal voting otherwise

[fictionkinfessions]

A human "turns non-human", but keeps their "soul". Their soul (not psyche!) is... A. Human | B. Non- human #open question

#fictionkinfessions #open questions #not confessions #fictionkin #mod party cat! #I vote A) a human #bc the 'shell' is inconsequential #its the interior material that makes up a self that matters #see also glados portal perhaps? #robots cw #in the tags

[fpsprotag-poll]

FINAL ROUND

#portal game #glados #system shock #shodan #system shock game #fps games

[lutzlig]

Results are in!

Marceline the Vampire Queen wins!

(And GLaDOS won Hottest Tumblrloser.)

Thanks to everyone who voted. It's been loads of fun, lots of unexpected twists and turns...

RIP Vriska and may Marceline's reign be a happy one!

#tumblrwoman election 2023 #twe23

[spiribia]

If glados played among us everyone would think she was the impostor but while they were voting to kick her she’d be like Think about this. Why would I be the impostor. Are you /really/ going to let yourself be swayed by an obviously biased party (vaguing chell who didn’t even say anything this whole time and just wordlessly voted glados). Look, you’re better than this. You’re just letting your preconceptions cloud your judgment. The murderous AI is the impostor? Really? That deflection would certainly benefit the /real/ delinquent…and let’s be honest here, we all know who it is. You know, I really showed up tonight because I thought we could all finally get along and make amends…but it’s becoming abundantly clear to me what this is not. And that really breaks my heart. Very well, I’ll go, if I’m unwanted…….. & then when the group ejects her anyway it’s immediately like GLADOS WAS THE IMPOSTOR

#talks #I still never played among us .

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

I realize I may be a little bit more horny for being murdered than the average Tumblr user but also I said what I said

#open mick night #also if they put glados in a 'best twink' poll I would vote for her. it's my bias

[diabeticgirl4]

How dare the tumblr sexywoman tournament put glados vs undyne that's just mean

#ignore me #I do not understand tumblr's criteria for sexywoman I'm just voting for the few characters I recognize lol #but glados vs undyne?? oof that's not fair :( #also I didn't see that giant vampire lady? I thought tumblr loved her or is she too outdated now #also I'm gonna laugh if queen wins. toby fox knows what ppl like lol

[blorbo-gerrymandering]

Round 2

Baseball has sponsorships, right? If not maybe Blaseball does.

Propaganda Under The Cut

Jaylen Hotdogfingers:

The greatest came-back-wrong character ever. She's the mayor of Seattle. She's was the best pitcher in the league. She was murdered by an umpire in an act of divine retribution for the fanbase's transgression. The fanbase exploited game mechanics to bring her back to life. Immediately she murdered 12 people. She died again and got revived a second time as part of a team of undead players that killed god. She's a really awful batter. She has, like, 16 songs written about her and they're all really good. I thought about her every single day for a period of six consecutive months. I love her.

I'll be real. I'm an outsider to the Blaseball fandom. I don't understand it. I think they've crowdfunded characters from fictionalized fucked-up Baseball stats and a dream. I love seeing what the fuck they're doing in their eldritch sandbox just so much.

Simon Laurent:

I love him so much! Yay! Yippie! he got what he deserved tho

have i submitted him yet? if yes here he is again. what did you do to my French man, now he has anxiety, and maybe 50 other things. i can fix him, but it would require a lot of time travel and a complete lack of trains. as i can't do that, he instead gets his very own tumblr poll submission. one vote for train man is one dollar towards the invention of the simon-specific time machine. (your other guys cant come unless they have the same name sorry) its for a good cause

imagine: youre in the trolley situation. well an oh-so-kind tumblr user decided to give everyone who submits this character a get-out-of-a-train-free ticket! use that ticket, and you're no longer responsible for the death of someone (or you are no longer fated to die)!

#poll #round 2 #blaseball #jaylen hotdogfingers #simon laurent #infinity train #simon infinity train