i know we're all sick to death of hearing about duck penises but it is genuinely so important to me that you know: male ducks regrow their penis every mating season! that is all
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no but like fr. you lot are dense if you think hes better.
"If I took a drink every time some Reddit-brained liberal told me that if I don't vote for Biden, I'll get all the things I currently decry with Trump, I'd have died of alcohol poisoning two months ago."
from J. Anthony Depice, 08/Apr/2024:
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wait can we talk about the insinuation that christopher was indeed a baby cube at some point
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I'm high so here's another thing
I don't fucking care if you listen to every punk band the earth has to offer, or of you dress like the apocalypse is nigh:
PUNK IS, AT ITS CORE, ABOUT BEING ANGRY AT SYSTEMS IN PLACE THAT HURT PEOPLE! AND TRYING TO LESSEN THAT HURT BY DESTROYING THAT SYSTEM. BY ADDENDUM, HELPING THOSE HURT BY THE SYSTEM IS ONE WAY TO DEFY SAID SYSTEM AND THAT PART SHOULD NOT BE FORGOTTEN.
So if the cishet girl with hottopic and a Taylor swift album is voting in every election she can and you are not, then she is more punk than you are. And by extension, you can't even begin to be punk if you actively try to discourage voting irl or on social media.
Like I won't gatekeep a swifty if they are doing their part in their community and trying to be a kind person, but if you don't care about your fellow human then you aren't punk, you are just an asshole and it wont take long for you to lash out at the people in need. Reminder that conservatives are made, and we are all hurt in some way.
And this isn't to say that punk shouldn't have biting and smashing and all the rage a wronged man can muster, it should, but if all you do is punch homophobes then you end up with very few queer people getting back on their feet enough to protect themselves, or better yet, fight with you.
[Gif of a black woman with a large afro saying "Vote, bitch!" End./]
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i’m so sick of liberals begging us to vote for the lesser of two evils. i don’t know how to explain to them that this system is broken far beyond repair. we just vote for joe biden again and we will keep seeing them FAIL to deliver on the promises they made for the country and keep enabling genocide after genocide after genocide. our tax money will keep getting funneled into white colonial settler projects in the name of extracting resources from destabilized nations all in the name of making the state wealthier while keeping the citizens living paycheck to paycheck with little social services and an ever growing wealth disparity. if we comply with the two party bullshit NOTHING WILL CHANGE. politicians have long stopped being public servants, they are here to maintain their positions of authority while failing to listen to their constituents unless it puts more money in their pockets. BOTH PARTIES WILL CONTINUE TO NOT ONLY ENABLE GENOCIDE BUT FAIL ON SOCIAL REFORM AND ENDANGERING CITIZENS NO MATTER WHAT. Liberal idealism when it comes to voting is what is keeping us in this goddamn cycle. THE SYSTEM IS NOT GOING TO WORK FOR US. we either all agree to vote for a progressive third party or vote for genocide. keep it organized. The system is collapsing one way or another.
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