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Dare-Ruby, Neon, Harriet and any that want to join, in a naked 3 lap race around Beacon. No fighting No cheating Otherwise anything goes winner gets their clothes back and the others clothes losers have to WALK back to their dorm. Second place can get their underwear Third-place gets just either there bra or panties Everyone else gets nothing 😎😎😎😎😎 Have fun😎😎😎😎😎

Harriet, eyes narrowing dramatically: At last, a chance to prove I am the fastest.

Elm: You have to do it naked though.

Harriet: A small price to pay to prove that I am the fastest.

Elm: Okay.

Harriet: The fastest....

Neon: I have to do more streaking?

Ruby, facepalming: Oh gods....Well at least when I use my Semblance I just burst into petals, no one will be able to see me naked.

Weiss: Who else would even want to join this race?

Yang: I’ll join.

Weiss: What....

Yang: Sure, why not?

Harriet: No offense, Yang, but you don’t seem like the fastest runner.

Neon: Even if you were, the three of us have speedy Semblances. You’d never outrun us.

Yang: Who said anything about running?

Harriet: Huh?

Yang: The dare just says a three lap race around Beacon. It doesn’t say it has to be a foot race. And I just happen to have a motorcycle.

Neon: Uhh.

Ruby: She’s got a point.

Harriet: Oh hell no. You are not going to ride a motorcycle naked and upstage me in my moment of triumph.

Blake: But she could!

Neon: I hate to say it, but I agree with Ruby. There’s nothing that says vehicles aren’t allowed.

Harriet, scoffing: Fine, no matter. I can outrun anything.

Yang, scoffing right back: Even a motorcycle going full speed? You’re bound to run out of gas before ol’ Bumblebee does.

Harriet: Oh yeah?! Well I’ll show you! Let’s do this right now! *starts taking off her clothes*

Elm: Uhh, wouldn’t it be wiser to wait to do this at night? Since it’s, like, outdoors, in public?

Harriet, almost about to take off her bra: I...guess that would be a better idea.

Ilia, gritting her teeth: So close....

Yang: Sounds like a plan. Let’s meet up at the Beacon courtyard, at midnight. We’ll see who the fastest really is.

Harriet: Oh, we certainly will.

Midnight....

Nora: Alright! I want a good clean race! Remember the rules! If there’s any fighting or cheating you’ll be immediately disqualified, and I’ll hit you with my hammer!

Pyrrha: That was never part of the rules.

Nora: I’ll do it anyway! Ready girls?

Neon, naked and trying to cover herself: I’ve been ready for a while now, what’s taking so long?

Harriet, just now taking her clothes off: That’s what you get for showing up early, but you’re gonna be late to the finish line.

Yang, sitting on her motorcycle, naked: That’s if you don’t run outta gas, bunny rabbit. *glances at the adoring crowd of girls to her right* ‘Sup. *winks*

Ilia: Hot naked girl on a bike hhnggrrrrnnn... *faints*

Blake, staring intensely: I’m gonna burn this image into my brain.

Emerald: So hot....wait, Weiss?

Weiss: Huh?

Emerald: Your nose is bleeding.

Weiss: What?

Emerald: You have a nosebleed.

Weiss: The fu—I have an aroused anime nosebleed?!

Emerald: I was just calling it a “nosebleed,” but you’re probably right.

Ruby, also naked, standing off to the side, covering herself: Well, I guess the perks of having a hot sister is that she distracts everyone so they don’t look at me.

Penny: Oh Ruby, you must be terribly embarrassed.

Ruby: I’ll be fine, Penny. It’s just....really awkward, but it’s all just a game, and....it’s kinda thrilling in a way?

Ciel: It is?

Ruby: Thrilling, in like a terrifying way. But I’m cool, it’s all good.

Penny: Well if it is any consolation, you look very cute.

Ruby, blushing: Thanks, I guess that does make me feel a little better.

Ciel, grinning mischievously: Especially your butt. Your butt’s really cute.

Ruby: Quit looking at my butt!

Ciel: *sticks her tongue out at her* Just messing with you.

Ruby: Meh!

Nora: Is everyone ready?

Harriet, now naked, a deathly focused glare in her eyes: I’ve always been ready.

Neon, very intimidated standing next to her: Ready, I guess?

Yang: Ready to go. Oh, wait. *turns Bumblebee’s ignition and revs the engine* Oh yeah, now I’m ready.

Blake: This is my entire sexuality.

Ruby: Uh, I’m ready, too.

Nora: Alright! Three laps around Beacon, and the finish line is right here! *raises her hand* Get ready! Get set! And.... *throws her hand down* GO!

Harriet, Neon, Yang, Ruby: *ZOOM*

Ilia, waking up from the loud noises: Wha?!

Blake: You misses it.

Ilia: Missed what?

Blake: All of it.

Ilia: Ugh....wait, why does Weiss have a nosebleed?

Weiss, stuffing cotton up her nose: I’m working on it!

Emerald: Okay wait. Aren’t nosebleeds caused by high blood pressure?

Blake: I think so.

Emerald: And fainting is caused by low blood pressure.

Blake: Yeah.

Emerald, gesturing to Weiss and Ilia: How’s that for a lesbian spectrum?

Ilia: Hell yeah, we out here getting winded after climbing stairs.

Weiss: I’m pretty sure I just have allergies.

Blake: Sure you do, Weiss.

Weiss: I do!

Harriet: *ZOOM*

Nora: Harriet is in the lead!

Blake: Wow, I figured Yang would be winning.

Emerald: Speaking of....

Yang: *VROOM*

Ruby: *PEW*

Neon: *NYAN*

Nora: And Yang, Ruby and Neon are neck-and-neck-and-neck for second!

Weiss: I guess Harriet really is the fastest.

Elm, standing behind her, sighing: Just wait.

Weiss: Huh?

One minute later....

Harriet: *slightly slower ZOOM*

Yang, Neon and Ruby: *following closely behind*

Blake: Is Hare getting slower?

Elm: I’m pretty sure a lap around Beacon is a few kilometers. She’s gonna run out of Aura pretty soon.

Weiss: Won’t Ruby and Neon run out as well?

Blake: Oh don’t tell me Yang is going to win on her bike.

Half a lap remaining....

Ruby, trying her best to keep up with Yang and Neon: Gotta....maintain...Aura levels....dang it! *stumbles and comes to a halt, allowing the others to overtake her and speed off* I’m so exhausted.... *puts her hands on her knees and takes some deep breaths* No....I can do this....if I push myself to my limit, I can blow them all away. I just need to.... *activates what’s left of her Aura* Focus it all on one....last....burst! *her feet dig into the ground, and she takes off like a rocket*

Harriet, still leading but gasping desperately: Almost....almost....FUCK! *she trips, stumbles and falls, allowing Neon and Yang to pass her* NOOO! *slams her fist in the ground*

Ruby: *ZOOMs past*

Harriet: FUCK!

Ruby, gaining on Yang and Neon quickly, gritting her teeth: Almost....yes! *passes Yang and Neon, then crosses the finish line* I won!!! *stumbles and face plants into the ground* Oof.

Nora: Ruby wins! Followed by Yang and Neon in a photo finish!

Elm: And there’s Harriet, throwing a tantrum.

Harriet, in the distance: AAAAAAAA

Penny, picking up Ruby and hugging her: You did it, Ruby, I’m so proud of you!!!

Ruby, getting swung around wildly: Penny! Need....clothes!

Penny: Oh yeah, that. *puts her down* I’m just really happy for you!

Ruby, beginning to get dressed: Thanks. *takes a few deep breaths* It honestly took a lot out of me.

Penny: I can carry you back to the dorm!

Ruby: Aww, thank you.

Yang: Nice one, sis. *looks are Nora* So who came in second?

Nora, shrugging: It was too close to call.

Velvet, holding up her camera: I got it. *pulls up the picture of the finish* Yang’s bike crossed the line first, but Neon’s body crossed before Yang’s body did.

Neon: That means I got second, right?

Yang, sighing: I concede.

Neon: Woo! Almost champ right here! *picks her underwear up and starts putting in on* I outran a motorcycle!

Yang, picking up her bra and panties: Yeah, gotta hand it to you, that was pretty impressive. *turns to far the others, holding up her choices of undergarments* Which do I leave off?

Blake: Topless.

Emerald: Topless.

Weiss: Topless.

Yang: I figured. *slips her panties on* Well that was fun.

Nora: Let’s head back to the dorm before anyone sees us.

Penny: Yes let’s! *picks up Ruby into her arms* Onward, winner!

Ruby: Yay!

Meanwhile, a little ways away....

Elm: Uhh, Hare?

Harriet: *sobbing into the grass* Eehhhhhhh!

Elm: So you tripped up and fell. That’s no reason to beat yourself up about this.

Harriet: Eeeeehhhh but I wanted to be the fastest, and now I’m the....clumsiest!

Elm: You know who you’re talking to, right?

Harriet: But....but....

Elm, sighing: Here. *takes off her shirt, picks Harriet up and puts the big t-shirt on the small girl* There. Now let’s get you back to the dorm so we can keep playing with the others.

Harriet, Elm’s shirt covering her all the way to her knees, blushing: I....guess.

Elm, holding her in her arms and smiling: That’s better.

Harriet, tucking her nose under the shirt’s collar as Elm begins taking her back to the dorm: Thanks, Elm....

Elm: No problem, loser.

Harriet: Too soon!

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yukippe · 5 years

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you may blame aphrodite

5 times mina is a useless lesbian and 1 time the girl she likes is also a mess

the whole version can be found here or here

+1. jirou

after almost two months of sharing a dorm mina thinks she and jirou have some sort of friendship. their nail polish night helped break the ice and now they go out to dog parks and jirou stops by the ice cream shop with music in exchange for free samples.

their friendship is why mina's never gonna say anything about her stupid crush. she's pretty sure that jirou and yaomomo are dating, so it's not like she even has a chance. bakugo thinks she's stupid but bakugo's bakugo. he's also the only person she's told because sero and kirishima are little shits. mina needs better brothers.

if she had better brothers she wouldn't be cuddling with jirou in her bed as they watch the cat returns. jirou's called her a furry twice even though she's the one who suggested the movie.

mina pulls the blankets up to her chin to see if she can annoy jirou enough to kick her out of bed so she doesn't end up all over her after falling asleep. This plan doesn't work as jirou tugs the blanket back and rests her head on mina's shoulder. her brain starts to scream 'girl! girl! girl!'.

neither girl moves for the rest of the movie and when mina goes to turn it off quiet snores fill the room. mina's torn between recording this and waking jirou up but in the end jirou decides for her as she tugs mina closer to her. she tries to stay awake for a while and inch away from jirou but it's late and she's tired and it doesn't take long for her to fall asleep in jirou's arms.

the next morning mina wakes up to jirou poking her side, redfaced. mina blinks, then she realizes she's using jirou's stomach for a pillow. fuck. it takes her another second to remember that sitting still doesn't equal being invisible and she sits up. jirou nods at her but doesn't move. is this the type of situation where they are supposed to get out of bed now?

mina rolls of the bed in a heap because she's not good with weird tension she doesn't understand. jirou leans over the bed to check on her and mina smiles up at her, she gets a laugh for that and then jirou throws a pillow at her, "get up, i'm not carrying you to class."

it takes them a little longer to actually get moving but eventually they get there. the weirdness between them goes away, which, thank fuck. mina needs a really close friend who doesn't let her blow up stuff. she's hanging off jirou as they walk into breakfast. sero winks at her from where he takes his daily blurry photo of mina being useless around the girl she likes. she swats at him until jirou shoves her onto the bench.

mina peers closely at jirou. she's as sleepy as she always is in the morning so mina puts food on her place and makes sure she doesn't choke or anything.

sero is spoon feeding iida, iida's trying not to blush but it's hard when your boyf is feeding you and a purple haired cat boy is sleeping on your lap. mina's starting to think shinsou and jirou are related because they're both purplish and always sleepy. sero sticks his tongue out at mina when he sees the face she's pulling and mina hmphs and turns back to jirou. jirou's napping on the table.

mina really needs to stop having movie marathons with jirou on school nights. especially since jirou insists on waking up at 7 am with her, most of their class is still sleeping or recovering from whatever game night was going on the night before.

kids eventually trickle in and jirou starts to wake up after bakugo blows up his breakfast on a dare. mina pats jirou's head as an glares at bakugo. she's probably really intimidating but mina's lesbian brain only registers 'hot girl.' it's fine though because mina's used to being reduced to a dumbass around jirou.

once jirou's awake she takes one look at mina's non uniform shoes and grabs her by the hand to drag her back to their dorm. "jirou, c'mon, i'm just going to change into my hero costume or our gym uniform anyways."

jirou turned around and hmed at her, "how do you think aizawas gonna react to you wearing denim flip flops and socks."

"but aizawa will probably be already sleeping," mina protested. the look she got made her reach for the nearest solid thing to hide behind. sero wriggles out of her grip and jumps into iida's arms.

jirou takes her hand back and mina goes with her, slightly less resistant. mina pulls out loafers under jirou's gaze and they walk to homeroom.

mina hooks their arms together and tilts her head towards jirou's to try and hear what she's listening to. jirou may be physically awake but she isn't talkative until homeroom's almost over. she doesn't understand how jirou manages to sleep through aizawas lectures or mina being mina.

jirou acknowledges mina's interest in whatever she's blasting into her ears by giving her one of the earbuds. it's some english song. mina's doing pretty good in english because present mic is helping her out after class (her parents are dying) so she understands most of it. it's something about wanting to be more than friends? mina focuses, "don't wanna be your friend. wanna something something lose your something."

mina shrugs internally. (she doesn't want to move too much because jirou's started to lean on her) she can ask jirou about the song later.

they trip into homeroom as jirou seems to have fallen asleep on mina's shoulder so she helps her into her seat and heads over to hers. jirou slumps on to her desk and mina takes a picture with the phone that technically shouldn't be in her hand at the moment but is. aizawa's probably giving her a look from under his desk.

class is halfway through when aizawa catches her, sero and kirishima's passing notes. she and sero are ganging up on kirishima because he still hasn't asked bakugo out yet. aizawa doesn't read it aloud to the class but he does pass it to bakugo. mina smothers her laugh into her arm as kirishima's quirk activates and his hand gets stuck in his hair. bakugo slowly turns in his seat to look at kirishima, getting a good look of kirishima being an idiot.

class doesn't end in one piece but when things start to go blasty iida scoops sero up in his arms and mina jumps on his back and let's him vroom them out of the room. "whooooo!!!!!!" sero and her yell as they go.

the only person injured is dark shadow, mina doesn't know how a shadow gets injured or how it even got out of tokoyami's insides. she's not sure she wants to know. sero and iida leave her with the rest of 1a as they head off to find shinsou and mina slides next to jirou. class 1a has a sort of break because the room's on fire so they're waiting in the hallway.

"hey," jirou says. "did you get detention for jumping on iida?"

mina tries to lean back onto the wall in a cool-like position. she almost falls. "nah, if i did iida would try to take detention as well and i don't know if that's legal."

jirou laughs even though mina's a dumbass and her laugh is so good mina almost falls again. jirou reaches over to stabilize her and winks once she's gotten her footing. mina opens her mouth to say something most likely stupid when she hears music from jirou's earbuds.

"hey, you were playing that earlier," mina moves closer to try and hear. for some reason jirou's cheeks are red. "what song is that?"

jirou swallows, "it's. uh it's called i wanna be your girlfriend."

mina's brain disconnects, "oh? that's nice."

jirou nods slowly, "yes. it is."

"i like it."

"me too."

the girls stand there in the hallway staring at each other. mina thinks she should do something but she's not sure what. it's not like jirou wants to be her girlfriend, that's just the name of the song.

jirou nods again, maybe there's something wrong with her neck-"i've been listening to it for a reason," she says. she must be getting really close with yao-momo, mina thinks.

"i like you," jirou tells her. she's playing with her earphone's so she must be worrie-

mina blinks. "me? are you sure?" there's a groan somewhere in the background and a noise that sounds like bakugo's face hitting his palm.

jirou's almost as pink as her at this point, " yeah idiot. i like you. i wanna be your girlfriend and stuff."

mina doesn't completely know what's going on but she crashes into jirou and hugs her tight as she can. jirou laughs as mina picks her up and spins around and holy fuck mina's so ducking happy. jirou taps on her shoulder to be let down and mina puts her back on the ground, gently as she can.

the two girls share a stupid smile as they stand in front of each other. "kiss!!" hagakure tells them. mina winces as she remembers their class is in the hall with them. jirou flops under mina's arm and rudely gestures to their class.

they stay close together for the rest of the day. sero keeps making kissy faces, thankfully bakugo and kirishima are too busy figuring out feelings to make fun of mina's feelings. when curfew starts mina and jirou pass by aizawa holding hands.

mina's pretty sure they're breaking a rule dating and rooming. that's pretty cool. when she tells that to jirou jirou laughs and kisses her cheek.

they aren't doing anything different than before as they put in kiki's delivery service. mina's determined to make sure she and jirou finish all the ghibli movies.

when they're about to climb into bed mina stops, "are we sharing a bed?"

jirou pauses, "which one?" the girls stare at each other. it takes them a little longer and a google search to decide to push the beds together. mina folds herself into jirou's arms, it feels like the safest place in the world. jirou presses a kid to the top of her head, "night."

mina's face has a stupid grin, "g'night."

#bnha #minajirou #ashijirou #mina ashido #kyouka jirou #ymba #rey's writering

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