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iamafanofcartoons · 2 years

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BurstingSeas “Sleepover” WIP Parts 1-3 combined

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idontknowwhattocallthisanymore · 10 months

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Weiss: Truth or dare?

Cardin: Dare

Weiss: Kiss Jaune

Cardin, blushing: Absolutely not

Weiss: You can’t back out of the dare, Winchester

Sky and Nora, in unison: Sha-la-la-la-la-la, don't be scared, you got the mood prepared, go on and kiss the girl~

#rwby #weiss schnee #cardin winchester #nora valkyrie #sky lark #archester #cardin and weiss friendship agenda #truth or dare #this was just an excuse to get sky and nora to sing kiss the girl to cardin #genderfluid jaune arc

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notmaplemable · 9 months

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Yang: Truth or dare?

Jaune: Truth.

Yang: What's the weirdest rumor someone has ever spread about you?

Jaune: Hmm, well a lot of people in my hometown think I impregnated my sister's wife.

RWBY+NPR: ...

Jaune: Which I didn't.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #yang xiao long

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rocknroll7575 · 5 months

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*RWBY+JNPR playing truth or dare*

Yang: Alright Jaune truth or dare!

Jaune: Think I'm gonna play it safe and do truth

Yang: Ha! Ok! Jaune... Are you a Virgin?

Ruby: Yang! You can't just ask Jaune that!

Yang: Ah c'mon rubes, it's not like he's actually done it

Jaune: ...

Yang: *Shocked* No way!

Pyrrha: *Faints*

Blake: Really? You give big Virgin vibes

Yang: With who!?

Jaune: Sorry guys, but a gentleman never kisses and tells!

Narrator: Who took Jaune's virginity!? Was it Ms. Goodwitch? Raven? Cinder? Emerald? Nora? Jessica Cruz? Shopkeeper? Fem!Jaune?

Jaune: Who is talking right now!?

Narrator: Oop! Gotta go!

#rwby #rwby meme #rwby shitpost #jaune arc

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vanossfan10 · 3 months

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RWBY: Jaune Arc Mandalorian AU: Jaune’s Starfighter

**During the last Two Years at Beacon, Jaune and his friends all got along he managed to have a very loving relationship with Yang and the two Teams became power houses after their first year, but on one night they played Truth or Dare Jaune Revealed in a Truth he has a Starfighter to help him go earn some cash from bounties in space given to him by his Bounty Hunter Mentor; Boba Fett.**

(Night of the ToD game night)

Ruby: BULLSHIT! I call BULL!! SHIT!!

Yang: Ruby! Language! I’m sure Jaune is just joking

Jaune: who said I was?

Yang:…huh?!….

Teams RWBY & (J)NPR: ………EEEEHHHH!?!?!……

They all yelled in shock and saw that he wasn’t joking at all.

**The very next morning he took Team RWBY and his own team down to Ozpin private landing bay for Beacon where bullhead ships were kept, they all soon saw a ship that was covered in a large grey tarp and once they walked over to it Jaune grabbed the tarp and revealed his Starfighter.**

Ruby:…oh wow…(eyes shine and she begins to drool)…

Weiss: mhm this is quite a spectacle~

Blake: I mean I’ve read these in science fiction books but never thought I’d see one in person

Yang: that’s fucking hot babe~💕

Pyrrha: Jaune you always continue to surprise us

Nora: I WANNA RIDE IT! I WANNA RIDE IT! I WANNA RIDE IT! AND I WANNA BLOW STUFF UP WITH IT!!!

Ren: Nora No! (He said trying to hold her back)

Nora: NORA YES!!

Jaune: I’ll think about it Nora, anyway this is my Eta-2 Actis-class light interceptor, years ago it was originally made for a old warrior race of people known as Jedi but they all went extinct and are only a few left in the Galaxy, as from what my mentor told me when he got this for me

Blake: your mentor got you this?

Jaune: yeah it was a gift after I completed my training, but despite it all I wear his family crest on it to show my thanks to him and to honor my mentor

**Suddenly Weiss interrupted**

Weiss: if that’s so, what’s this art piece supposed to indicate mhm~

**she said in a teasing tone as they all looked at the side of Jaune’s Starfighter wing and saw a pin up spray paint art piece of Yang**

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**everyone looked at the pin up with blushes, some covered their mouths and some looked at Jaune with a cheeky smirk, but Yang mostly was looking at it in embarrassment but also a little bit happy on the inside seeing Jaune still thinking of her when he’s away**

Yang: J-Jaune WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!

Jaune: now Yang come on I can explain

Nora: so fearless leader got a sexy mascot to show off to the galaxy huh

Jaune: NORA!

Pyrrha: my goodness Jaune I didn’t think you’d do that and by yangs reaction you didn’t even get her permission, how deviant of you

Jaune: Pyrrha it’s not what y-

Yang: how could you Jaune! (She said blushing harder)

Jaune: Yang please it is just a pi

Yang: how could you get my Signature Wrong!!

RWB(Y) & JNPR:…….Huh???

**they all said in confusion**

Yang: if you wanted me to be your pin up you should have had me sign it!

Jaune:…..umm…ok I’m sorry?….I guess?

Yang: good but I’ll forgive you under one condition

Jaune: what?

Yang: if you take me for a ride in it first before everyone else

**she said tapping her fingers together and making a pouty face along while doing it**

Jaune: (Giggles) sure thing babe

**he said as he pulls her in for a kiss and her soon accepted his apology from the kiss and his promise**

Nora: can I blow up a Cabbage Stand with it now!

Ren: why a Cabbage Stand?!

Blake: you really wanna ask her that question Ren?

Nora: Well my beautiful Ren Ren, it’s because in every universe there is a Cabbage man who yells “No! My Cabbages!!” It’s a universal thing Ren Ren~💕

Ren: What?

Nora: I WANNA BLOW SHIT UP!!

Ruby: ME TOO!! I WANNA BLOW SHIT UP!!

Ren: NORA NO!!!

Yang: RUBY LANGUAGE!!

Fin

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lipeg · 3 months

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The JNR team was gathered in a cafeteria.

Jaune: Tell me again Nora why are we even here

Nora: REST!

Jaune: We are in a crisis situation

Nora: We need to relax and rest!

Jaune looked at Ren.

Jaune: How can you handle this Ren

Ren: Inner peace

Jaune: Zé ruela

Nora: You look like a very boring old man JAUNE!

Jaune: But I'm old, I'm 60

Nora growled in anger.

Ren: Nora want to make up for lost time Jaune, you spend a lot of time working

Jaune: Mistral threw all her hunters to Vacuo, Vale no one has news, Atlas destroyed. I need some help.

Ren: That's why you sent Ruby to work manufacturing and repairing weapons

Jaune: Exactly

Nora: ENOUGH OF THIS! Let's talk about something more important!

Jaune and Ren: The what?

Nora: THE LOVE!

Jaune and Ren: Oh.... Nothing relevant

Nora: Ren, shut up! Jaune you may not live the rest of your life alone

Jaune: Yes, yes I can

Nora: No you can not! How about... Ruby, you two would make a great couple

Jaune: I'm not so sure

Nora: Why no!

Jaune: Ruby and I had some disagreements about certain events. Two immature people getting into a relationship would not be very good, Besides, we became just friends, not great friends anymore

Nora: So WEISS! You had a crush on her

Jaune: Well maybe, but she was just a little.... A little

Ren: Sociable?

Jaune: No

Ren: Friendly?

Jaune: Maybe but no. She's still too proud and I can't handle all that pride. Another issue is that she is too low

Ren: Unfortunate is true

Nora: Jaune, you wouldn't date Weiss because she's too short!

Jaune: Yes.I mean, if I married her and we had a family, my kids would be bigger than her sister

( Art of Seshirukun )

Nora covered his mouth and started laugh.

Nora: OK you win

Nora: So Yang?

Jaune: I don't want this woman even for free!

Nora: Why no?

Jaune: When they were coming to Vacuo, the girls decided to play truth or dare, they forgot I was with them for some reason.... I heard things that I didn't like at all

Ren: Blake?

Jaune: She already had a boyfriend but the relationship didn't work out, Sun tried to win Blake's heart but it didn't work and she is lesbian

Nora: what a problem, but that would be a great drama

Jaune:I have no idea and besides, I barely have a conversation with her, I only know that because they decided to play truth or dares

Ren: Complicated situation

Nora: So stay with whoever you wanted

Jaune: Pyrrha

Nora was surprised and lively.

Jaune: I mean Pyrrha was beautiful she had a nice body you saw it yourself Nora

Nora: It's true she had a great body

Jaune: Pyrrha is the perfect balance of power, beauty and kindness. She helped me a lot, even after her death leaving tips on combat. Well I mean, can you compare Pyrrha to a sports car that doesn't give you any problems, do you trade a good car for a car that's fallen apart?

Nora: Who would be the car falling apart

Jaune: Team RWBY

Nora started laughing uncontrollably.

Ren: Would you have the courage to say that to their face?

Jaune: I barely talk to them anyway, whether or not we lost the friendship doesn't matter to me

Ren: So tell me, which one of the girls you meet would you ask to go to bed?

Nora stopped laughing and looked at Ren.

Nora: REN!!!

Ren: What?

Jaune placed his left hand on his chin.

Jaune: Velvet

Nora and Ren looked at Jaune.

Nora e Ren: Really?

Jaune: Yes.It's because of one of my uncles really like Faunus women, his favorites are the rabbit Faunus. He said if you scratch the back of the rabbit's ears they move one of their legs and my uncle did this during sex.

Nora was left open-mouthed.

Jaune: My uncle said the following: or you think it's weird and you're not excited, or you think it's cute and you're not excited. or you think it's cute and you get even more excited

Ren: oh Jaune

Ren pointed over Jaune's shoulder.

Jaune turned around.

The CYFV team is behind him.

They heard everything.

Jaune: You better get ready for tonight Velvet, you're going to call me of daddy later tonight

Velvet's face turned red with embarrassment and anger.

Velvet: Excuse me! I won't sleep with you!

Jaune: Ok what do you know, There are always fish in the sea

This time, a rabbit Faunus woman passed by outside the cafeteria.

Jaune: This phrase has never been more true

Jaune went after that rabbit Faunus.

Velvet: WAIT!

#jaune arc #rwby #old jaune #ruby rose #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #CYVF #velvet scarlatina #lancester hate me #white knight hate me #knightshade wants to kill me #dragonslayer want my head #now who invent these names for the love of God #bumblebee wants to kill me

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kamen20ghost · 3 months

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Team bonding

Cut to team RWBY dorm room as they are chilling as there leader is in her leadership class.

Blake: Truth or dare, Yang

Yang: Dare

Blake: Order me a pizza

Yang: ... Truth or dare, Weiss?

Weiss: Dare???

Yang: Pay for the pizza

Weiss: ... Truth or dare, Blake

Blake: Truth. Nice try though, Weiss.

Weiss: *grumbles to herself as she brings out her wallet*

#rwby #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #blake bellodona

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juanarc-thethird · 2 years

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Truth or Dare

Late at night in Team RWBY's room.

The girls are in their pajamas sitting in a circle playing Truth or Dare.

Yang: Ok Blake, Truth or Dare?

Blake: Dare.

Yang: Oh right! Ok, you have to steal something from Jaune.

Ruby: Nice

Blake: Like what? His underwear?

Weiss: Blake! How can you think of stealing Jaune's sweaty underwear?! How dirty!

Blake: I was thinking of stealing his clean underwear. But if you want his used underwear that bad, I'll see what I can do.

Weiss: What? I didn't say that!

Blake: I'm just kidding. I don't think I can steal his underwear while he's wearing it.

Yang: *Chuckles* Nice one. But seriously, it can be anything. But for fun it has to be something amazing or embarrassing.

Blake: Ok, I'll see what I can find. See you girls soon. *Leaves*

In Team JNPR's room.

The door to the room slowly opens, there is no one in the room. But you can hear the sound of the shower running.

Blake: (It looks like someone is taking a shower.)

Without missing a beat, Blake heads over to Jaune's drawers and starts poking around.

Blake: (Maybe I should take Jaune's underwear for Weiss. She would freak out.)

As she continues to search for something interesting to steal, she stumbles upon something unexpected.

Blake: *surprised* (What the fuck?)

In the drawers she found an already open box of condoms, and there seem to be few left.

Blake: (My God, I never thought that Jaune would have something like this. Is she already dating Pyrrha? Or maybe someone else?)

While Blake thinks about Jaune's sex life, she is unaware that the bathroom door is opening.

Jaune: *Naked and drying his hair with his towel* That was a nice shower. BLAKE!!!

Blake: *Turns around* Huh? JAUNE!!!

Jaune: What are you doing here?!!

Blake: I-I can explain!! I was...!! *Looks down* I was... *blushing* Um...

Jaune: What are you looking at? *He looks down* Oh~ *Smug* Do you like what you see?~

Blake: *Red* What?!

Jaune: *Get's closer* You know, today I have the room to myself~

Blake: R-Really?

Jaune: Yep~

He steps in front of her, moves his arms to either side of her and puts them on top of the drawers, pinning her in place. He leans into her ear and tells her…

Jaune: Do you want to keep me company?~

Blake: *Feeling conflicted* Well Um...!

3 Hours Later

Weiss: Shouldn't we go find her? It's already been 3 hours.

Yang: Nope, if she got caught, I don't want to be a part of it.

Weiss: But what if she's in trouble?

Yang: She is a big girl, she can handle it.

Suddenly the door opens.

Ruby: Blake is back!

Yang: Sweet, what did you.... What happened to you?

In front of her was Blake with messy hair, she had marks on her neck, and she was walking with a small limp.

Blake: *Tired* I'm fine.

Yang: Okey? What did you get?

Blake: Just this.

She shows them a Jaune shirt and walks over to her bed.

Ruby: Blake, where are you going?

Blake: I'm going to sleep.

Ruby: What?! But you can't sleep now. We are still playing.

Weiss: Yeah, and we've been waiting for you for three hours. Why did you take so long?

Blake: Sorry but I can't talk about this right now. I'm very tired.

She gets into her bed, pulls Jaune's shirt close to her face, and falls asleep in the blink of an eye.

Yang: Jeez, what do you think happened to her?

Weiss: I don't know, but tomorrow we'll find out.

Ruby: So, are we still playing or….

Yang: Sorry sis, but I think it's time to go to bed.

Ruby: *Sad* Aw.

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the-path-to-redemption · 3 months

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RWBY's №1 theme; Believe everything the narrative wants you to believe, eat up whatever bullshit's shoved down your thoat, turn off critical thinking. Emerald switches sides at the eleventh hour? She's a good now, praise the internal struggle she's toootally gone through to make this hard risky decision. Raven is a cowardly, traitorous, child murderer who— Oh, wait? She walks among the mcs in an unreleased epilogue? Nevermind, she's a good guy now, and anyone who disagrees is either misogynistic or doesn't get the show's complexity. The mcs say it's different when they act in same ways they denounce the bads for? Then it is different! How dare you think it's not absolutely rational and justified of them?! Last thing you checked, that's what they said. If they believe it's different, then it is, no further questions! Penny said there was no time to heal her human body she's been familiar with for like half an hour before her death? Even though Jaune sucessfully healed a literally impaled Weiss which is far worse than Penny's papercuts on her chest? Then there really was no other way stop victim-blaming Juane!!! Ruby's reaction to the full truth behind Penny's death wasn't shown on-screen and she wasn't shown acting hostile towards him throughout volume? Then she has forgiven Jaune and wouldn't get mad about this at all, she's too kind for this, read between the lines!!!!

Bruh if everything in the timeline is revealed to have all been a dream, you bet they're gotta eat that bs up too. It's fucking rwby.

Oh god, please not the "it's all a dream" shit, I will actually die.

Inconsistency is the name of the game, anon, and the writers are experts at it. Apparently, RWBY is a show where you can only watch one volume at a time, forget about them, and pretend that the next one is a new show. Because it sure as shit feels like that.

#answered #anonymous #rwby critical #rwde #anti rooster teeth

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kitkatopinions · 6 months

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The biggest instances of hypocrisy in RWBY mostly have to do with characters getting mad at Ozpin for something they themselves do (and sometimes they're really irrational about blaming Oz anyway) and it's funny that it feels like the RWBY writers just haven't even realized they're doing it.

Jaune: "How dare Oz involve Pyrrha in his war without telling her all the details, she's dead because of him and not because of any choice she made!" Also Jaune: "Yeah, let's try to recruit everyone in the world to the war with Salem via video message without telling them all the details and also I will kill Penny for the Maiden Powers because 'it's her choice.'"

The entirety of RWBYJNROQ: "How dare Ozpin keep secrets, give half truths, and not tell us everything!" Also the entirety of RWBYJNROQ: *Proceed to keep secrets, give half truths, and not tell everyone everything.*

Raven: "Ozpin keeps secrets, prioritizes what he wants, and also uses people for their powers." Also Raven: *Doesn't tell anyone what happened with Summer, barely does anything to help people and even works with Cinder and Salem out of selfishness and cowardice, and it's heavily implied that she took in and befriended the last spring maiden only to murder her for her power so Raven could have it herself plus essentially uses Vernal as a human shield while keeping her Maiden powers a secret.*

Hazel: "Ozpin's attempt to teach willing specialists how to fight Grimm resulted in my sister choosing to try to learn and then dying on the field of battle, therefore he's evil and monstrous and deserves death and torture and I'm going to blame him for her death. How dare he-" *checks notes* "Try to stop the Grimm from killing innocent people indiscriminately by asking for willing participants who don't get their hunter licenses until age twenty one to learn to fight them to defend said innocent people?" Also Hazel: *Literally kills tons of people and wants to kill a child and tortures a child on screen while working for the murderous woman actively attacking cities full of helpless innocent children who also partially controls the very monsters that killed his sister in the first place.*

Like, the show is entirely unconcerned with checking any of this hypocrisy either despite the fact that outside of Ruby and maybe Oscar who regretted keeping secrets (and Ruby regretted more than keeping secrets) Ozpin is the only one who ever seems apologetic or uncertain about the things he does. It's only ever Ozpin who is treated as bad for doing... anything that isn't one hundred percent perfect and flawless, no matter if his back is to a wall and no matter how uncertain or unhappy he seems in his choices. Then there's Raven and Hazel over here acting superior and totally sure of themselves and yet they're the ones who pretty much go unchallenged. Like I said, it's like they don't even realize they're doing it, like they wanted their 'morally gray mentor' story, forgot to actually include it in a convincing way, and then just do not actually give a damn about the morals and lessons involved so they write the rest of the story as if it doesn't matter at all. RWBY is like this in a lot of ways, where you have to actively pretend that the rest of the story didn't happen in order to enjoy moments that contradict it (whether morally or just through story beats.) But the Oz thing is just so frustrating because it's like.... Okay, so I'm not supposed to have any sympathy for the cursed abuse victim out here doing his best and acting heartbroken while in extremely bad lose-lose conditions, but I'm supposed to have all the sympathy in the world for the screaming murderer electrocuting teenage girls and trying to murder children while victim-blaming the guy he's trying to kill for all his own actions.... And the reason for why I'm supposed to be angry at Oz is because he was attempting to help the world in sometimes flawed ways with the weight of the world on his shoulders? But I'm supposed to have no problems at all with like, Jaune or Yang because they're trying to help the world in sometimes flawed ways?

Once again, RWBY as a show has no actual real morals to follow and zero consistency.

#rwde #pro ozpin

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cadhla182 · 1 year

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Rwby is such a gulity pleasure show for me because I know the show has a lot of problematic elements from the drama behind the scenes, some questionable writing and the fandom having the craziest and insane fans ever, that they put Voltron fans and maybe Miraculous Ladybug fans to shame. However, when the show does something good it's really good and it has the potential to be something great. You can't really stop watching Rwby completely because there are some aspects to the show that are genuinely good. Volume 9 is possibly my favortive volume because it actually gave Ruby character development and finally made bumblebee canon , it's not great but not awful either. It's still has issues but I still enjoy it regardless. Honestly the only reason I almost stop watching the show is because of the toxic fans constantly fighting back and forth if Rwby is a great show or sending death threats to anyone who dare talk shit about their beloved show. But the "youtubers critics" are possibly the worst because everytime I heard them trying to critique RWBY they're always mean spirited and only watch the show just to shit on it.

I can't really speak to the fandom, I miss out on most of that drama crap with RWBY, but there's like a weirdly dedicated anti-fandom. Like I'm not sure why a popular nice guy youtuber turns on a current episode and openly says "I haven't watched in seven years but oh my god what is even happening this doesn't make sense I wonder why that is" instead of just not having his head up his ass, but here we are.

The behind the scenes stuff... That hurts because I bought into the whole cult of RT thing but if I take a step back I can't feel guilty about this and watch any MCU movie, or play any Blizzard game, or read any comic ever made. I loved Arcane despite Riot's whole nightmare situation and bigger company means more people were hurt.

The truth of the matter is that all of the media we consume is made from the abuse of the people doing the work in order to benefit the rich guys up top. Some places are worse than others, RT was real bad and other than RWBY I've cut myself off from them, but they're all bad. The whole system is fucked. We're in a perpetual loop of rich people controlling everything and abusing everyone to become more rich. The only answer is revolution.

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kayleen756894 · 1 year

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Have another preview of my Bee’s Schnees fic to prove I’m working on it. It’s taking longer than I hoped but I’ve been having lots of fun with it! Weiss’ sarcastic ass is an absolute joy to write. I’ve missed writing for this fandom honestly, it’s been too long. (RWBY Volume 9 Spoilers)

“So you... uh...”

The bashfulness in Yang’s typically brash tone shook Weiss from her elaborate reverie. Yang’s mouth opened and closed, fighting for words, buying time by rubbing the back of her neck. She gestured between herself and an equally sheepish looking Blake. “You know?”

... What was that supposed to mean?

Yang’s comedic timing was abysmal, truly, but the jokes themselves, though crass, were usually decent. Unlike whatever that was. How dare Yang mock her developing humour, which honestly was stellar given her strict upbringing, when she believed something as pathetic as that could pass for—

Hm. How quaint. Yang didn’t look like she was joking, no trace of mischief anywhere. But that would be absurd, because how could she believe this was in any way a secret? Maybe she really was that dense because Blake, completely contrasting her Semblance, hadn’t been remotely stealthy about this. She’d been openly coy since they got here, overcame her former inhibitions, and simply couldn’t hide how Yang’s goofy encouragement during battle made her blush.

So why did she seem surprised, too? It couldn’t be that they both...

Oh for the love of—

“What do you mean ‘you know’?” Weiss squawked indignantly, migraine returning with the force of a shotgun. Blake’s ears skyrocketed and Yang winced at her volume, both leaning back like it would save them from her dignified wrath and it absolutely would not. “Of course I know! Anyone with eyes knows!”

Yang’s widened at that. “Really?”

“No, Yang, I’m lying,” she retorted flatly. “No one has ever noticed how you always conveniently end up in each other’s arms touching foreheads.” She felt a twinge of smug satisfaction when Blake’s shoulders hunched, red creeping down her neck, and maybe Weiss would’ve taken pity after teasing Blake’s favourite form of affection if they both weren’t so maddening. But it was Yang’s perpetual owlish gawking that drew a beleaguered huff from the depths of her lungs, wishing she was close enough to whack her arm. “Yes, really, you brute!”

Blake’s lips twitched like she couldn’t decide if she wanted to smile or not, losing the battle at Yang’s faux-offended gasp, her melody of lovesick giggles like an annoying song Weiss couldn’t get out of her head. But she allowed it, cherished it, because she remembered when Blake never laughed at all. As Blake calmed so did the colour in her cheeks, and when her eyes locked with Weiss’ they sparkled with curiosity. “So you gave us space... on purpose?”

The hesitancy, like Blake believed but was still trying to comprehend, had Weiss comprehending a hard truth of her own. “Please tell me you’re not just considering that possibility now.”

Weiss didn’t know what response she expected but Blake and Yang sharing a flustered look told her all she needed. She kept her composure until Yang’s hefty shrug, the smack from her palm meeting her forehead echoing in the quiet forest. “Why do I associate with you people?” she muttered under her breath, full of exasperation but inexplicable endearment. Idiots, both of them. But her idiots. More importantly, each other’s. Idiots finally obtaining a bite of bliss during a buffet of despair, so she couldn’t stay annoyed at them for long.

She was hungry, too.

“If that’s the case,” Blake started, prompting Weiss to peek up. Blake’s prior conviction tapered off, giving an uncertain wince while tucking her hair behind her human ear. “It’s not that we... don’t appreciate it.”

And the annoyance was back. “Then please enlighten me on the issue.”

Yang sucked her teeth. “Maybe ‘issue’ isn’t the right word.”

Weiss sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. “I’m so tired of riddles after today.” Her headache was only getting worse and Yang being a direct cause was the least surprising thing ever. “Do me a favour and just give it to me straight.”

Yang snorted, parting her mouth to reply but stilled her tongue as Blake tossed her a monitory glare. Yang settled on a cheeky grin and Blake rolled her eyes fondly, and Weiss was perplexed when those eyes, no less fond, then directed at her.

“What we’re trying to say,” Blake clarified, “is you don’t need to keep your distance. I mean, if you’re more comfortable where you are, then stay. But there’s...” Blake paused with a nervous waver, cheeks dusting pink, before her lips curved in a small, welcoming smile. She offered a hand to Weiss. “There’s plenty of room with us.”

#slowly but surely making progress #rwby #bees schnees #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #fanfiction #fan fiction #rwby spoilers #rwby9 #rwby9 spoilers

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rachetmath · 2 years

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Father’s Pride

Tai: Did you or did you not have sex with our daughters.

Jaune: No. I didn't.

Klein: You serious?

Jaune: Yes! I am.

Ghira: You sure?

Jaune: Yes! Why is this so hard to believe?!

Qrow: Kid, have you looked at yourself lately?

Jaune: Fuck you Qrow. Look ask your daughters, I promise, I've done nothing to them. Plus they're into each other. Except Ruby and Weiss for some reason.

Ghira and Tai look to see Yang and Blake holding hands.

Tai: Oh. So, you and...

Yang: Yeah dad. We're dating.

Blake: Please let him go.

Weiss: He didn't do anything wrong.

Ruby: Nothing sexually wrong but he did betray me.

Jaune: ... ... ...

Tai: Well okay, the kid is off the hook.

Jaune: Finally can-

Tai punches Jaune in the face.

Tai: Is what you think I say!

Jaune: Ow! What?! What is it now?!

Tai: You dare disrespect us boy?!

Jaune: I'm sorry what-

Qrow: Look at them. Look at them!

Klein: Are you blind?

Jaune looks at team RWBY.

Jaune: Okay, I don't see the problem.

Ghira: Aren't they beautiful?

Jaune: I mean yes but what does this have to do with-

Klein: And you wouldn't try to seal the deal with none of them?

Jaune: I mean yeah but...

Ghira: But what?

Jaune: I mean don’t get me wrong but... I don't even have a relationship with either of them.

TGKQ: What the does that mean?!!

Jaune: It means I don't find them attractive like that?

Tai: Oh so you g-

Jaune: No.

Qrow: You-

Jaune: Yes.

Ghira: Bi-

Jaune: Quit assuming. No.

Klein: Look champ, we-we're trying to understand the logic here.

Jaune: And I'm telling you truth. I'm not attracted to them like that.

Ruby: So I'm nothing now?!

Weiss: Really Jaune? After everything we've been through.

Jaune: I know you two aren't trying to make sense of this.

Ruby: I know we're going through a rough patch Jaune but there’s no need to add gas to the fire.

Jaune: Ruby, we are just friends. I thought you and Oscar were hitting it off?

Ruby: Doesn't mean I don't love you less. You're my best friend.

Jaune: Weiss.

Ruby: My second best friend?

Jaune: Penny.

Ruby: Third?

Jaune: Blake.

Ruby: Fourth?

Jaune: Nora, you really need to check your friend group.

Weiss: Jaune, we shared so many intimate moments together.

Jaune: Wow, so giving you aura is very sexual huh?

Weiss: We went to the movies.

Jaune: So you could avoid Blake and Yang.

Weiss: I got nothing.

Jaune: See.

Klein: You dare disrespect us.

Jaune: How? Especially you Klain, you and Qrow are not even fathers.

Klein: Not yet.

Weiss: I thought you were married.

Klein: Please, after years of serving your family, Willow is the only woman I have gotten to know.

Jaune: Well damn, Jacque dies and he still gets paid.

Klein: Damn straight. Anyways boy, you insult us by not even trying at all.

Jaune: Oh fuck you man!

Tai: Yeah man I'm starting to think your father hated you.

Jaune: I think so too. However, I don't want to hear that coming from the guy that slept with two women of his team but can't keep neither them by his side.

Ruby and Yang: *jaws dropped*

Tai: ... ... You cut deep kid.

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"how dare you want to nuke mantle? oops guess we dropped an entire kingdom on the city we were trying to save. oh well." the people who were in the city were in the portals when atlas fell they were concerned about the people dying

. and the show acknowledged the whole ruby doing what ozpin did ruby got worried because of what ironwood looked like and it was acknowledged as a mistake . if your complaint was that they were harsh on ozpin ozpin and ruby arent the same in that ozpin lied to them for a while and has done that to alot of people

well before he went off the rails and decided bombing the poor was a logical choice, his original plan was to take atlas and leave. salem did not care whatsoever about mantle, which was what everyone was oh so worried about. her sights were set on atlas for the relics and the maiden.

in any case, ozpin lied ONCE and i have said this so many times. he did not lie for "a while", the only lie he told was that the relic had no questions, and given the fact that the kids immediately wanted to ask questions / wishes, it makes sense that he said so? beyond that, he was truthful about everything they asked about. it's wild when people wanna spin it to "okay well then he lied by omission" because no?? also he gave them a chance to leave and not take part in the fight and that he wouldn't shame them for it.

also let's not forget he was just recently betrayed by someone he considered a close friend (leonardo), so he reasonably closed off to work through that. if it had been rwby in his position, they wouldn't have been treated the way he was. that's why it's unfair he was treated "harshly", because if one of the girls had been in his position (which they were!!!), there would've been coddling and sympathy.

anyway, a general and headmaster looking disheveled is hardly a red flag considering two schools were attacked, argus was nearly destroyed, someone on the inside helped bring down an entire kingdom. can we blame the man for looking like a caveman?

and this whole time, he showed no signs of being an enemy up until he learned that the girls lied to him. he trusted them, welcomed them into his kingdom and brushed off their theft, he helped them get upgrades, he openly shared everything he had to offer. they had absolutely no reason not to trust him. there's no excuse about it.

also for the record, he wasn't doing much beyond surveillance and enforcing a curfew which, again, as much as it's disliked, makes sense given the state of their world? everyone calling him a paranoid maniac failed to remember that a kingdom was destroyed and another school was about to become rubble. he was hardly doing anything suspicious.

#anonymous #asks.#aphs.#rwde

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