#wait okay so story time in tags

[simgerale]

me after attempting to get back into sims and realizing i had a lot more to do than play the game

#hi everyone #I’m going around hugging you all #okay now that we are gathered here today #i will simply acknowledge that i have been gone for a very long time and then also acknowledge that maybe it was for the best #i relied on sims to be my only creative activity even if i tried to write a book at the same time #and also. i prioritized sims over real life responsibilities. that’s just a deadly combination lol #but I recently noticed I just replaced sims with Netflix. with YouTube. with anything that gave me quick dopamine #literally became addicted in a sense. still am but I’ve been cut cold turkey from most everything #I get off work and go. okay I’ve done the dishes and the laundry……..I could read or write or bake…. #I try to write and sometimes i get a good hour #then I read for a few hours and then get tired of it #and I made cookies Tuesday so I’m waiting for those to be gone before baking again #I’m just so pitiful that I feel BORED and don’t know what to do #so I said….. okay what if I do sims for an hour. #I downloaded some new cc Tuesday and tried to play yesterday #y’all ……………….. I can’t find the energy anymore to set up elaborate scenes and pose my sims and plan posts #I said wow… this is boring without my intervention and fake story #I said wow…….. all this for what? for tumblr? yes I created cool things and provided joy. but is that inherintly important compared to my #own joy? my own everyday activities I should be doing? #y’all I do not leave the house unless we got out to eat or shop or travel to our parents #.. I have little desire to. I’m trying to find that desire #but my husband is busy with grad school and work and I don’t want to do anything by myself #I’ve found myself in one heck of a slump #I didn’t want to be human for awhile. just had no desires no interests no ambitions #I was slacking off SO HARD at work. I just had no drive to do well #I’m still working on it. I’m still trying to get caught up. I’m still trying to force myself to move every day. #but I am struggling y’all. and I can tell you that sims… sims isn’t helping rn but I want it to so bad. I want to get back into it #I didn’t mean to disappear on everyone. I got married and then life got busy and then I fell into this hole of nothing #I didn’t even WANT to crawl my way out. but my husband has helped a lot. I feel like such a child!!!! #I reached max tags. 🙃 bye love you all. till next time

[creaturefeaster]

all drawn with my stupid broken mouse so it's no masterwork but still. here take it!!!!!

#my fucking mouse stops workinf every 10 seconds and i gotta unplug and replug it every fucking time #so imagine me zoomed in really far drawing lines with a stupid mouse #it took too long to do the outline of the map i swear #a good sum of these towns are not very significant to the story if at all #and theres some smaller ones that arent listed at all #diamonds are landmarks #stars are bigger/more populous towns #theres a lot of landmarks i need to add still but thats gonna take a while for me to hone #brambleramble #okay tags done. #WAIT. one more thing. garbage town is actually called indent island but for all intents and purposes in cq #it is known as garbage town at large

[orbdotexe]

okay yknow what. the TFE playlist as of today. it is all over the place. i am cringe but i am free and also you should read the tags:

I'll Sleep When I'm Dead - Set It Off Ninth Life - Ivycomb Music Used To The Darkness - Des Rocs (yeah. from the trailer. shh) Heart - Fishymom Everybody Gets High - MISSIO You Can Run - Adam Jones Bury Me Low - 8 Graves Forrest Fire - AJJ All the Dead Kids - AJJ C'est La Vie - Weathers Don't Look Back/Don't Wait For Me - trashyinferno Farewell Wanderlust - The Amazing Devil Canary In a Coal Mine - The Crane Wives (PLEASE) Monster - dodie We Don't Talk About Bruno - lydia the bard Soleil - Lizz Robinett (not the original i just like her cover of it) Phantom Feelings - CJack (Wolf n Zavala. kill me) Cut My Fingers Off - Ethan Bortnick Engravings - Ethan Bortnick Between the Rains and the Times - Reverse: 1999 Gladiator - Jann You Only Know - Phemiec The Bidding - Chonny Jash (original by Tally Hall but CJ turns it into an entirely new piece of art. oh my god) OVER & OVER - Rio Romeo A Crow's Trial - Vane Castaway - Kroh Be Nice To Me - The Front Bottoms you smell of dead flowers - Cliesel version Rain In Soho - Mountain Goats Overgrown Garden - beetlebug

#i would like. link it or smth #but im insane and its on youtube specifically. #i can use ''i dont think some of these are on anything else'' and while true. i also wouldnt use anything else anyway #bc i. dont like the format of anything else. last time i tried to use spotify i wanted to punch a wall #orb rambles #the forsaken exile #no i dont care some of these are fandom-specific #the dsmp is like mlp to me. idc about the material but wow. the fandom songs are so good?? #you people are so insane about the story and it SHOWS and i love that. the passion that goes into these animations and songs is so clear #and makes them so so good. #the dozen extensions of Woe to the People of Order??? WOW okay. #and theyre all so good... and get better with each addon... #rn my favorite is Knight of Endale's version #anyway its 12am and i shouldnt be awake rn. if it wasnt this late i probably wouldnt have the confidence to post this #or say all of these things in the tags #sleep deprivation is fighting off the anxiety <3 #OHHH wait. okay so something funny #Woe to the People of Order was actually like apart of my first ever mention of an exile timeline #in my notes for destiny ocs/stories #it was a concept for Ruin/an early version of them. and there that song was. an inspiration for all of this #I AM STUCK IN A LOOP #it was there alongside like. Your Sister Was Right (wilbur soot) and Dear Fellow Traveler (sea wolf) #actually insane ive been stewing in this concept since. #oh god #in 7 days. it will have been 2 years. #OHHHH GOD EXILE BIRTHDAY ON THE 27TH #DERANGED DERANGED DERANGED #posting this now before i lose consciousness. oughhhh #me rn: FUCK IT WE BALL

[zukkaoru]

as much as it emotionally destroyed me, i do have to say those last two pages of bsd 109 are like. the perfect cliffhanger. and i'm kind of super glad bsd releases monthly rather than weekly so it can actually hold the weight it was given

#bsd 109 #sorry i read mark of athena the week after it came out and now i have a mild obsession with how the act of waiting for resolution #after a cliffhanger enhances the story #don't get me wrong. it's absolutely excruciating and i NEED to know what happens next Right Now Immediately #but if bsd released weekly i'd get to the end of the chapter and i'd be like. it's okay it's okay only seven days #and the ending of the chapter wouldn't have as much impact. you know? #but having to wait a month means i'm looking back at the end and i'm trying to tease out anything i may have missed the first twelve times #i examined the page #and the interjection of the panels of dazai / sskk / fukuzawa taking the bottom half of the penultimate page-- #SO GOOD!!!! #we were talking in one of my classes last semester abt how the penultimate move is JUST as important as the ending and ohhhh it was pieced #together SO WELL in this chapter #and the slanting of the panels on the penultimate page as opposed to the straight horizontal ones on the last #increasing anxiety as aya is trying to push the table #then calming as it's finally falling #only to end right there #oooohh i have so many brain worms sorry #i'll stop writing an english major essay in these tags now #hello grace here

[essektheylyss]

I AM attempting to read at least four books this weekend and that IS ridiculous but alas, here we are.

#no one look at my other fucking post I am NOT attempting proust okay #these are books of reasonable length. #here's my thing with proust. yeah yeah 'perfect novel' fuck you. that is not a novel. that is a series. #I don't care if it's one entity. so the fuck was lord of the rings and we have deemed that three books at this point. #just because a story is sustained does NOT make it a singular novel. I'll kill. #to be clear this is a joke. as mentioned I know literally nothing about proust and I have already forgotten the novel's title. #as per fucking usual. #honestly I'm gonna read it someday solely so maybe I understand what the fuck people are talking about. #anyway the books for the weekend are: authority (vandermeer). the gift of knowledge/ttnúwit átawish nch'inch'imani (beavert). #acceptance (also vandermeer). waterlog (deakin). #YES I once again saw robert macfarlane's name and blacked out and purchase a book. do not @ me. #(I did want to read waterlog after having read landmarks and then saw the new paperback edition on a stand at the bookstore so shhhh) #megs is reading #in my defense I'm going to be spending a lot of time waiting this weekend considering my spouse is in a race not designed for spectating #(it's a massive seven-part relay. and he's in a part where you can't even get in to spectate so.) #I'm mostly tagging along with my sister and her bf's friends so. books are necessary. #I've always been that dweeb with the book in social settings and I'm not about to stop now.

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

me when I don't write for weeks then go back to it and remember I actually really like it, as if it's not my only hobby and I'm literally taking a degree in it:

#it gets painful so i stop then try again and im like wait- #i would love to create myself a little routine but i am weak okay #if i start feeling a little eh about something i CANNOT make myself do it 🧍🏻‍♂️ #i have absolutely no self discipline 😭🙏🏻 #if i dont 100% wanna do something my body will not let me #so rip cause i dont like doing things very often #i never get anything done ✌🏻 #but then im like oo how about i write today and then im like WOW I LOVE THIS?????? THIS IS GREAT?????? HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE?!?!?! #fucking crazy man #my degree is literature and creative writing together and its mostly literature focused so ive been getting away with not writing for weeks #woopsie #i have a short story module after christmas looking forward to that slaayy #writing #i dont know how to tag this #i love writing #but never write #so rip #petition to make writing easier somehow 2023 🙏🏻

[gachaparadise]

ahhh the Penacony leaks are really coming in now.

*chuckles* I'm in danger.

#i keep going back and forth about if i'm skipping Ratio. I was 100% going for him but now. looking at whats coming #I like Sunday and Robin and Boothill and Gallagher and Misha and Aventurine and DUKE INFERNO?!? #okay. i just saw that Aventurine might be sustain unit. i NEED one of those so bad. #my accounts gonna be completely fucked if i don't get a good support sometime soon. so like. that moves him WAY up my priorities list #and moves Ratio down :( still dunno exactly what he does waiting for official release to make final decisions #but. if he's really an imaginary dps. i might... *dies a little bit* skip him #i just!!! i have DH!!! i WANT to use DH! he's my favourite character in the damn game! #and >_> is Ratio going to have story relevance? i thought Argenti would get more then just a companion quest but he hasn't #and that kinda... bums me out? i like the meet a character THEN roll for them not the other way around. i like character who matter plotwis #A!NY!WAY! putting that aside. i might just go for the 50/50 and take what i get. just to smooth out my pity if nothing else #i don't have most of the standard pool so chances are *knocks on wood* i'll have something new to work with #and like we are getting an absolute BARRAGE of hard skip banners coming up after him. #i do not care for these women at all. extremely mid designs i SLEEP #(except for the judge she fucks but. jades are tight right now honey im sorry!!) #so. i've got a little but of time to save afterwards #post: misc #game: honkai sr #these tags are long and disjointed but its *checks clock* almost 2:30 am so. i'm a bit. you know. #i could save this draft for tomorrow and edit into something resembling a human's train of thought instead of word vomit but #i kinda wanna capture the moment. this is how i saw the leaks. the essence of desperation of a f2p. aahhh gacha my beloved.

[remma-demma]

Ffxvi asks the brave question: (big bad villain monologue)

What if Emet-Selch was yucky disgusting instead of hot old man.

#ffxiv #ffxvi #my post #sorry if I’m flooding the tag it’s mostly for my reference gomen #I don’t think I LITERALLY believe it’s a shard but #1) it’s funny #2) there really are an astounding amount of parallels #3) you can really feel similar game design map / dungeon / quest / fighting wise #(so like everything go figure) #4) we covered this theme in shadowbringers guys (it’s okay I get it there are only so many stories to write) #WAIT WAIT WAIT I WAS KINDA JUST SAYING SHADOWBRINGERS BECSUSE OF THE VILLIAN MOTIVATION BUT #THERES THE ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF AETHER THE MC IS HOLDING IN THEIR BODY (too much for any other person) #THE LAND IS HAVING A BLIGHT DUE TO AN INBALANCE OF AETHER #THE SKY TURNED BRIGHT ALL THE TIME #DBZMS HILL KSSHSKSJDIDJ ITS TRUE FJSNSNS #you know how everyone says they wish they could go back and play shadowbringers for the first time again. #yeah. (honestly i don’t think it’s as good story wise just because we didn’t have 3 whole games with these characters before this story) #games / expansions / stories you get it #the mother crystals are just the fucking telopheroi towers holy shit

[prodkeiji]

just finished the current episodes of rwby vol 9.... to simply put it, i am #devastated yet happy and ep 7 was so so so good

#... spam! #i love ep 6 so much too #like i waited YEARS for them to kiss #and i alrdy got a feeling w what was gna happen w the whole bridge thing #esp the fact blake n yang was in a diff place from them?? and how the ep title had the word 'confessions'?? oh boy i was SEATED #i srsly wonder who neo is with AND I HOPE THE SEASON FINALE SHOWS US WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE OTHERS GOT TO VACUO #rahhhh i miss ren and nora my babies #qrow and winter too like r they okay #also oscar though i sometimes forget his existence tbh ... #what happened w penny was traumatizing for the 2nd time #tags r too long now i think BUT RAMBLING HERE IS JS SO MUCH BETTER !!! #im so seated for ep 8 btw april 8 come closer i NEED to know what happens after rubys female rage scene #and the story is kinda confusing but i think it rlly does give rebirth instead of death #also i was not expecting jaune to be so old LMFAOOOO i wonder how many years passed they never specified it (yet?) #they might not mention it at all until someone directly asks the devs themselves i think idkkkk #OK THAT IS ALL i will post abt rwby again once s9 ends :D will wait until all eps r out so i can binge n finish it in one go

[evievigilant]

In my B-52′s research, I’ve found out that there’s more “Queen of Las Vegas” lore (as in, the lyrics for the original version that were meant to be on Mesopotamia are different than the Whammy! recording and they add a liiittle more to the story).

However every lyrics website just pastes the lyrics to the Whammy! version of that song and their vocals are a liiiittle hard to decipher so I’m gonna spend some time listening very closely to the song I guess (Cindy Wilson I love you but sometimes you’re a little hard to understand).

#who knew i'd spend so much time on this song #actually wait this is very in line with who i am as a person #also for the record the whammy version is WAY better than the og it's more dramatic and fits with the story better okay #every youtube comment is like 'oh the original is so much better!!' and i feel like we are not listening to the same song #thoughts tag

[mieltelecheycrema]

the urge to talk about my ocs constantly is immense so i will

#mielmbles #mielsmocs #following my account in the summertime means you are subject to viewing posts where i obsess over these little weirdos which can be avoided #by blocking mielmbles and mielsmocs which is why i have those tags #okay so basically new little workd thing that only has three characters at the moment that im sooooo interested in omg thinking about them #constantly and it only popped up in my brain recently bringing my story total to like three that i haven’t gotten rid of #the main jist of it is this chick hears about a very powerful witch that is very popular in town and decides to see if theyre looking for #a student or help since shes always thought that magic was so cool but never really knew where to start so omg wow huge powerful and popular #witch must be a great choice for beginning erh wrong turns out the witch doesn’t even classify as a witch and is actually two witches that #switch off on a daily basis due to a curse inflicted by a past customer that makes it so one of them always has to be in animal form usual #cat but it varies and neither of them even classify themselves as witches nor do they know were their abilities come from of course the girl #doesn’t know that and its not like the witches can keep sending her off forever the girl is subborn as hell and they really don’t have much #patience so they let her in and have to bs a bunch of ways to learn magic and the such but again they have no clue what they’re doing and #tbh they’re really more like glorified herbalists/botanists that just happen to have some of the most powerful magic ever concieved so they #keep trying to find ways to get the girl out but it always backfires intensely #that’s about it for now probably more plot points later or smth #tbh this is probably the easiest time ive had coming up with a story and world ever and i’m really excited to keep thinking about it cuz i #think its so cool like i also have a bunch of little tidbits of the characters like how the witchs wear choir robes cuz when they were #younger their school kinda was shutting down for a few reasons so they snuck in and stole the robes cuz they really liked them #anyways yeah thats it i love them dearly and i can’t wait to see how my brain expands this later

[huidol]

🪄 🪄 🪄 TRIPLE ATTACK!!!

BEING ATTACKED!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ribs - The Crane Wives)

Time has changed the metaphor

now, dust is not the origin of bone

Little girl, don't let them sell you any armor

All your ribs are still your own

--

The dark doesn't frighten me

I chose to close my eyes; it is mine

The night doesn't frighten me

I chose to let it thrive; it is mine

#honey blather #GRIFFIN <333 #YES its another crane wives song i was gonna do uhmm. an orion experience song but ribs made me cry the first time I heard it so <333 uhm. #this song makes me loose my mind though seriously its not my favorite crane wife song that's probably like. curses or uhmm hand that feeds #but like?!?!!??!? the whole plot of the song is like. uhm the story of lilith which. okay this is like a religious thing but its not like #shitty. lilith is awesome and cool and the rules set in place were shitty #lilith didnt submit to a man and left the garden or was cast out idk anyways the whole song is about her being independant #and her story was removed from the book bc they don't want girls to follow her footsteps and be independent #and the whole song shes like You're still your own your ribs are not from a man etc etc #i listened to it and i was just like Oh god i have religous trauma <- already knew that #time has changed the metaphor dust is not the origin of bone <- talking about how since lilith's story has been wiped that everyone thinks #that women's bones are created from man'sbut in reality her bones were created from dust just likeadam FUCK DUDE!!!! #LITERALLY THE WHOLE SONG IS LIKE she literally just wants to be independent this is the most normal request how on earth could she be evill #also i promise if i get another ask i wont do another crane wife lyric i just like music. oh god wait i completely forgot about go! child #FUCK!!!! <- loves all the lyrics #sorry for the religious blather in the tags usually despise talking about it but i like this song because its like. #idk how to describe it its like. Lilith literally didn't want to submit to man and Christans treat her like a demon and its like. #wow theyre really outting themselves like this. #cw religion #tw religion

[moonshroooms]

My baby nephew, upon me and not his mama picking him up from school, AGAIN: you need to stop being here :/

Me:

#moonspeaks #i was like dkfkhk aww bud are you tired of seeing me? and his ass just goes 'yeah :/' djdkgkh #like im pretty sure with toddler logic he's certain IM the reason mom keeps having to go to school #and unfortunately hes like 4 so i have no way to explain that correlation ≠ causation #like im sorry lil dude but ur mama has to leave whether im here or not #if its any consolation i dont wanna be here and awake at 5am for y'all either 😔✌🏽✌🏽 #i love them but he was such a butthead that weekend lol and surprisingly his lil bro was SUPER chill #i can't wait for when he's older and i can tell him he told me to get out of his house like 3 times that weekend dkxkfkhmj #thankfully he only supremely disliked me RIGHT when his mom left in the morning and was mostly okay the rest of the day #one morning he threw SUCH a fit and the mere sight of me was making it worse & he insisted on being in the garage in the dark alone #i was like 'alright then batman but the door stays open so i can hear if youve died' #eventually i was able to make peace by loudly 'hrmmm im just gonna leave this bowl of blueberries here.... yknow...' #'just in case aaaanyone wants some for breakfast'. didnt get a vocal response but i heard his lil feet patter across the floor XD #5 mins later he asked for more blueberries lmao i made him a lil fort in the garage cuz he wanted to be alone that morning #honestly my peacemaking skills are phenomenal idk why I'm not president or something #tag story

[casterluci]

got a 79 on my economics finals i need to jump off a cliff 😂

#i still passed that class and got good grades on the rest of my classes too #just waiting for one more but damn this just looks so fucking ugly 😭 #dude barely thought anything and he did say he will let u pass as long as you attend his classes AND I DID WTF #even that one time there was only five of us in there like you could've considered attendance bro 😂 #i swear all of us learned NOTHING in his class like he would literally just read off the book or a ppt and like..translate it in tagalog #a total of 10 mins of lecture then he starts gossiping with my classmates like it was fine at some point but then he really just kept doing #that on all of his classes like even in the exam day he was so noisy gossiping with the students 😭 #he gave out the lesson resources(?) LATE too and i did try to understand them but the exams are just so fucking weird 😭 #its like....idk i READ the lessons and understood them but the exam was still so fucking hard like do you want us to pass or not 😂 #well idk im just pissed off KSKSKD a line of 7 grade made me the way i am now lol suicidal and shit 😂😂😂 #the last time is another complicated story tho...i mean i don't care as much now bc i still passed anyway? #it just looks so ugly.....fuck you 😭 #like he didn't even have homework or projects like dude literally just predicted the grade for pre-finals i mean from 93 to 79 like okay 😂 #share ko lang 🙄 #<- this might be my vent tag KDJDJ i hope no one uses the same thing lmfao

[appalachianapologies]

Paradigm Check-in

welcome to a new series- that i'm going to call "paradigm pwednesday" because there aren't any days of the week that start with p so pwednesday is just going to have to- where i write something in paradigm and share it because otherwise i'm never going to finish this book

8/2 (somewhere in chapter seven)

But now she's at the motel, alone, and it's been hours. Sid had two people to take down tonight, so it certainly makes sense that he'd be taking longer than Delilah, but it still doesn't make it any easier to handle. She's not so much worrying about the man as wondering what it would mean in terms of Marcus. If Sid got caught, would Marcus blame her? Probably not. They're partners, sure, but it's clear that Marcus thinks of Sid in a higher regard than Delilah. It might make sense for Marcus to blame Sid if something went wrong with her, but not the other way around. Sid has at least twenty years of this under his belt, which means if anything happens it's his own damn fault. Somehow, the thought isn't as comforting as she thinks it should be. 

#i have this thing where i find it unreasonable for myself to not write a book quickly because somewhere along the line #i have equated fic writing with novel writing #and my brain goes ''if you can write a book-length fic in a few months why can't you write a book-length book in a few months?'' #so anyway now i feel guilty for writing fics and bad for not writing books #congrats girl you ruined the one hobby you love #i tried to write some mac fic the other day and instead just felt dread and guilt #because i knew there were numerous other things i should be writing with my limited free time #i think i just need to get it in my brain that working on certain projects doesn't mean i don't care about other projects #it just means at that moment that i have inspiration for thing A and if i tried to work on thing B all that would happen is #i'd feel super frustrated and want to bang my head against the computer #i need to shake my reflection in the mirror and say ''it's okay if you work on other projects if that's what brings you joy at that moment' #wips are never abandoned they are just patiently waiting their turn and i will stand by that fact forever #ugh. anyway i feel anxious this morning thinking about this so good for me you took a perfectly good morning and you gave it #anxiety. look at what you did. #and it's so stupid because it's not like i don't want to write this book #if i didn't want to write it i simply would stop writing it. it sucks because i really DO want to write this book it's just being annoying #atm #anyway the moral of the story is sometimes writing happens and sometimes writing doesn't happen and sometimes it happens to the wrong thing #and i'm just going to have to live with that #ok i gotta get out of these tags now. final words being: be kind to yourself be patient with yourself love yourself you got this #(to both myself and to you <3) #also for the record i am totally okay lol. every author goes through mental blocks and this is hardly my first and it won't be my last #i know it'll pass i just need to take a breathe and be kind to myself #ok new wednesday challenge everyone take a moment to take a breathe and be kind to yourself. this is a threat

[povlnfour]

ੈ✩‧₊˚ CRASH LANDING (LN4)

pairing: lando norris x f!reader

summary: lando accidentally hits a stranger with his car — the internet can’t stop referring to it as a meet cute. (un)fortunately for lando, mclaren agree.

genre: comedy, fluffy

authors note: a continuation of the ending to beached! you don’t need to have read that to understand this, however it will give some insight to the mclaren matchmaker jokes <3 also in light of that, this is set a few races in the future! *oscarsgf user refers to the character in beached!

*faceclaim: keeahwah on ig (but please imagine her as you see fit!)

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landonorris practicing safe driving

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user you are so unserious sir

user SOOOO IS THAT THE GIRL HE HIT BC

user no clue but she’s CUTE

oscarpiastri @/fia look here

landonorris i will literally remind your girlfriend of your murder attempts when you first met

user it’s giving meet cute

user i’d read a fic on it

yourusername you literally drove off BEFORE I WAS EVEN IN THE CAR

landonorris IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I WAS DISTRACTED

user ASSUMING THIS IS HER???

user @/user CLICKING ON HER ACCOUNT IT DEFINITELY IS

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yourusername monaco recap🇲🇨 successfully didn’t get hit by too many cars!

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user AS IF LANDO HIT THE HOTTEST PERSON IVE EVER SEEN

user nah this is actually a full meet cute i’m sorry this is the shit you see in romcoms

bestfriend still can’t believe you didn’t take compensation but accepted a lunch date instead

yourusername can you blame me

user @/yourusername oh girl no one can you are so real for that

friend1 wait till everyone finds out you’re only there for another 4 days

user WHAT. i can’t have them separated already😶

user parasocial relationship with lando ended y/n is my new idol now

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photo 1: lando paid for me to get my nails done !!!

photo 2: :D

photo 3: ur all romanticizing my life rn but this is my view in a fancy ass restaurant]

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yourusername final days in heaven. i’ll miss so much about this place

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user wait she doesn’t live in monaco?? she’s leaving??? just after i’ve gotten attached to her and lando???

bestfriend please come back to visit asap i cannot go too long without my y/n cuddles

landonorris seconded

user um lando sir,,, seconded the whole thing? cuddles included?

user this cannot be the end of the meet cute i refuse to

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landonorris safe to say i’ve had a pretty good break between races

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user a whole post dedicated to her with THAT caption? oh yep they’re whipped

user please tell me y’all are going to stay in contact?

user my heart is shattering already

mclaren 🧡

user MCLAREN PLEASE YOU’VE DONE IT ONCE BEFORE

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[transcript:

o: safe to say you’ve had a pretty interesting break before this race

l: hey let me remind you what happened for you over winter break!

o: okay but i didn’t literally hit my girlfriend with my car!

l: oh so you finally asked her out officially?

o: stop deflecting!

l: okay okay! yeah safe to say i had a nice time. always need a bit of a change in life!

o: so how are things going now?

l: (awkwardly) well you know how it’s… yeah

o: ah i get it. quite literally been there done that got the t shirt. but hey you did say all that when i got my big moment about mclaren—

l: no no no don’t give them any ideas! they’re listening!]

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mclaren the boys are back! don’t forget to check out the new interview on our channel where lando and oscar talk all things hopes for the second half of the season, workouts and… girls?

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mclaren 👀

user when oscar asked him about y/n… i wanted to cry he looked so sad are things over between them?

oscarsgf @/oscarpiastri you’re such a gossip

oscarpiastri you love me for it

oscarsgf @/oscarpiastri you know what i’m thinking?

oscarpiastri @/oscarsgf plotting?

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user what on earth is going on…

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yourusername lately :)

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user you are so ! gorgeous !

user i can see why lando is obsessed

user speaking of… where is our favorite brit in the likes☹️

oscarsgf pretty girl!!!

yourusername oh?!? thank u cutie!!!

user ^ oh their plotting is in progress???

mclaren you’d look good in orange👀🧡

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mclaren it’s race day🫡

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user WHO IS THE GIRL

user IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS

user PLEASE TELL ME THATS Y/N

user LOOK AT HER STORIES ITS DEFINITELY HER

user SOMEONE WHO IS THERE KEEP US UPDATED PLEASE

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yourusername i don’t know guys, do you think he’s cute?

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user OH MY GOD FINALLY

landonorris i will hit you with my car again

yourusername is that a challenge mr. norris?

landonorris @/yourusername oh you better run fast

yourusername @/landonorris well duh cause you don’t know how to do the speed limit

user i love them. i love them so much.

oscarsgf omg can we force the boys to do mclaren double dates

landonorris leave this comment section now

yourusername @/landonorris too late we’re already texting

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landonorris we are successful victims of mclarens matchmaking services

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user THEYVE DONE IT AGAINNN

user new fav couple fr

oscarpiastri oh how quickly you all forget me

user @/oscarpiastri WE COULD NEVER

user clearly i need to work for mclaren to get a cute gf

oscarpiastri @/oscarsgf is the second photo giving you flashbacks as well

oscarsgf they’re stealing our thing

yourusername thank you for posting the nice park date photo of me

landonorris well in all the others you’re mid cartwheel

mclaren glad to be of service🧡 anyone else? @/patriciooward how are you doing?

landonorris i’m gonna stop you right there

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a/n: WELL. hello friends. i said i wasn’t gonna post a one shot for a while, then this happened. i just hope its up to standard! i’m a little rusty in my writing considering everything!

in regards to new works, gonna be working on getting my wips out soon, and maybe popping some new smaus out at the same time as they’re easy and quick-ish for me to work on considering everything going on! do forgive me if i do some random family orientated stuff — pregnancy hormones are giving me baby fever for everything (is it still baby fever if you’re having a baby?)

let me know your thoughts in the comments/reblogs/asks — i’ve missed talking to you all sm! i have anon emojis available if people wanna chat too🤍

for the first time in a very long time,,, love, giselle xx

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