#wanna pat you on the back

[frickityfrackityfuckingshit]

Convinced that drawing a perfect circle would summon Satan

#religeon #if god hates gays why do we keep winning #god created the world #including it’s imperfections #he asks only for a perfect personality #the hypocrite #but something truly perfect #and man made #would totally summon a demon #the more sides the higher ranking demon #like a perfect equilateral triangle would get you an imp #and since a completely perfect circle is impossible #due to like #atoms and shit #you’d have to break the laws of physics #(gods laws) #so Satan would at least like #wanna pat you on the back #yaknow

[skitskatdacat63]

2011 Italian Grand Prix - Vettonso

#SORRY. I AM GOING THROUGH IT. #this is why i had to put vettonso merchant in my bio bcs if i dont post them at least 5x a week ill die #their dynamic in this race is like actually indecipherable to me #cause this is the race where fernando 'allegedly' said fuck you my boy #but their dynamic is so odd???? #like they have that happen in the cooldown room #and then generally ignore each other on the podium #and then we randomly get this cute moment and then they INSTANTLY go back to being awkward #but then in the press con they keep talking about each other and looking at each other???? okay :) #sometimes im just like. yeah no i give up on trying to understand them #not rly noticeable in these buts its so funny how seb pats him to get his attention #and then immediately goes to cheer as if to be like 'huh what i didnt touch uou' #to ref that one post about this race said: he didnt wanna embarrass himself again by getting turned on #stealing this from c cough cough but hes like 'oh no!! if he looks at me im gonna embrass myself on broadcast again!!' #anyways i love this moment and the pics from this are like my fav ever 2010s pics of them so yeah <3 #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #we do a little bit of f1 #*its so odd i completely remember finishing this and scheduling it last night #*but when i woke up it was only half done??? im still confused #2011 italian gp

[ipxakachi]

Guilty Challenge but he also got stuck

#haha radio silence only to come back with Genshin oop #Hi I love Itto #He's rly rly fun to draw and im mad at myself for not drawing enough of him #I've been going through months of burnout and demotivation when it's come to art due to various things happening in life #only now am I feeling the desire to draw again #idk or maybe it's also coping with my last sem of school lol #Anyway I wanna draw things tht interest me again #It'll be nice to get back into the ease of uploading too...but man social media's daunting and tiring hghfgf #man does drawing Itto's canon body bnring me joy #his canon body that clearly not been nuked in game #canon buff idiot that's canon to me and you cant tell me otherwise #im not in denial shut #genshin impact #arataki itto #guilty challenge #redraw #10 points and a head pat to those who know where the 2nd pose comes from #taemin guilty

[chakiro]

The absolute focus of the stage of judgment, until the final applause sounds 🌊

#wow three guesses who my favourite genshin character is #ive been sitting on these sketches for months i just #got distracted for ages and then got caught playing p3r #i wanna do pokemon chibis for them too btw we are cooking #yeah i just love doing pokemon chibis #thats me #if you can work out my pokemon picks you get a pat on the back #i wanted to make these reversable charms but we shall see #still planning the p5 charm stuff btw dw #pokemon #furina #furina de fontaine #focalors #genshin impact #manaphy #piplup #phione #chibi #fanart #kealy #chambuns

[yoinkschief]

One Week

It's arrived

#TEASER #AHHAHAHAH #IT'S COMING #I'm so hyped URGHH #I hope you guys'll enjoy this #Prepare for me to be my own biggest fan #pat myself on the back #excitement omgg #eddsworld #ew #ew edd #ew tom #ew tord #ew matt #he's there #he's just buried behind them #I didn't wanna show too much and give anything away :) #FINALLY #I can be free of this burden /j #jay draws #jay.. teases? #I dunno #but enjoy :))) #seriously i hope this is well recieved #when it eventually gets released #I promise it's big

[simon-says-lots-of-things]

My brain is fixated after seeing FNAF and realizing Josh was in a lot of movies that drastically shaped my childhood (and current) tastes in fiction but I can't find them available anywhere so I'm just sitting here like

#fnaf movie #josh hutcherson #zathura #journey to the center of the earth #i wanna go back to when everything was on netflix #it was so much easier #also disney go die your journey to the center of the earth could never #how dare you stand where he stood #this is why i still buy dvds #no need to worry about them being removed when you have a physical copy #*screams of hyperfixated pain* #also #polar express #but i dont admit that one as readily/hj #*pats my copy of the zathura board game* we're really in it now bud

[seariii]

Hum...

#im just thinking... im okay tho /gen #just thinking about the words the bestie said to me after I told him about my mental health... #particularly a phrase... he just said 'you are already committed' and when i asked what he meant he said 'to life' #its just... idk... it was impressive and had such a weird feeling... sadly i guess i am committed........ 'sadly' huh.... #sigh another important thing was that it was crucial i went back to therapy... i dont really want to tho... #but 'youve been feeling like this for a long time you need help' ... sigh... what i need is... #the future is so scary... sigh... okay #ill put an alarm to wake up earlier tomorrow and work on that! #seari talks #what i need is adderall- jsjsjsjsjs yeah... alr im sleepy time to mimir #tomorrow ill catch up with everything i missed too #also if anyone reads this dont worry pretty person! i got a bit scared/upset up there but its okay #im quite stable right now! at least enough to survive for a couple days! so yup! #miiiight have to look up a new therapist tho... since aside from help i wanna get a diagnosis.... #sigh... but okay that's not for rn seari it's for future seari. rn seari has to go mimir because shes tired #a mimir a mimir pat pat pat

[redhead-reporter]

º ✧ 。mj's camera roll ft. HERSELF because she's a little vain but a lot gorgeous !

#she was just getting JEALOUS that everyone else got nice pictures all day yesterday OKAY ? #pat her on the head and tell her she's pretty while i get back to using words on this blog plz and thanks #kat's my girl i love her i'll never change her but her photos aren't always *giving mj* you know ??? it's a brand #º ✧ 。 sometimes i wanna do the saving visage #º ✧ 。 let’s not make this all about business aesthetic

[kabutone]

after the years of people jumping on activism like its a trend and then leaving it behind after a few weeks i am so fucking tired. like not to be cynical but like i see SO many people talking about palestine and saving lives but like be so fucking real are you gonna forget all about this in a few months? like how ppl ditched BLM after it gained traction in 2020? like how so fucking MANY OF YOU have stopped wearing a mask despite the pandemic still happening? you could be saving lives right in your own town instead of posting tiktoks that might not even help

i'm not saying you need to dedicate your lives to activism forever and ever but you do need to at least change Something to make yourself and the world better. i will always be listening to black voices, jewish voices, disabled voices, any groups that need to be heard, and trying to change my behavior for the better. like idk after seeing this happen time and time again a LOT of this shit seems so so fake. like there's so many bad things in the world and i know you cannot dedicate your all to every single problem ever forever and i don't want people spreading themselves too thin or burning themselves out but like please don't just stop giving a shit when it's not "popular" or getting you views or pats on the back anymore.

#i keep seeing SO many tiktoks that are like 'it is not that hard to use the filter. there are people dying. you are a bad person etc etc' #and like ok yeah. using a tiktok filter is probably the bare minimum YOU will do before patting yourself on the back and forgetting about i #do you wear a mask? real question. if you're posting that shit trying to guilt people into using a filter answer me. #bc wearing a mask is ALSO the bare minimum to fucking SAVE LIVES. will you do that? #like. idk. i know you don't fucking care i know you just want to look cool. #do you fucking care if people die? or do you just want attention on tiktok. be so fucking real with me. #i can GUARANTEE you that you not wearing a mask harms more people than you not using the stupid fucking tiktok filter. #i can guarantee you that someone that wears a mask is still ten million times better than someone that just used that tiktok filter #if you wanna feel like a hero so fucking bad wear a mask. you will legitimately be protecting and saving people if you do. #also i hate to break it to you but honestly. theres not a lot that normal people can do in this situation. #theres still things you CAN do but there isnt a lot of options #so if you want to save lives so bad!! a well fitted respirator mask if the easiest way to do it right now. #its so frustrating to see people be like EVERYONE! DO THIS THING THAT HAS LITTLE TO NO EFFECT TO SAVE LIVES!!! #AND ALSO IGNORE THE THINGS THAT HAVE A VERY HIGH CHANCE TO SAVE LIVES!!!!!! fuccckkkk you for real. #oh also one more thing. ive seen some people use palestine as an excuse to be antisemitic. dont do that shit either.

[estrogenism]

people outside of america and western europe will ask for americans and west european people to have the same empathy for our issues that you ask that we have for yours, and americans and west european people will throw an absolute FIT at being told the us and west european countries are not the only important countries and they're not the only places with human rights issues

#lelei speaks ★ #people in third world countries: hey can you maybe care about us too if you expect us to care about you all the time #americans and west europeans: ummm i really don't like your passive aggressive guilt trippy tone here?? stop hurting MY feelings :( #like sorry but i don't care if i'm hurting your poor wittle feewings when i ask you to at least PRETEND to give a shit about us #you want us to pat you on the backs and pity you for everything you're going through but you don't wanna do the same for us

[ohlovxr]

mel i remembered rugbier!james exists so now i’m thinking of being a cheerleader for his team 🫠

aksjdksj tina omfg shut up

on a cute note, he flirts with you literally all the time during games. winks, “wish me luck, baby”’s, little butt pats as he passes by you cheering when he’s running out onto the field. if we’re talking him being a famous rugby player, there’s def edits made by people online bc of how cute the two of you are 😭

on a dirty note, he gets you in bed for the first time under the little claim that “it’ll help the both of us improve our performances on the field!!”, meaning your flexibility and his strength bc he spends hours folding you in half and pounding into you <33 and and and he’s definitely bent you over in your pretty little uniform and fucked you silly on many occasions bc you just look so fucking good in it

and don’t forget the celebratory gangbangs bc that’s canon for any rugby player james scenario we’re talking about <3

#TINA #I WANNA BE A CHEERLEADER FOR HIS TEAM NOW #AAKSJSKSJ #no but fr heavy on the uniform pounding #i want it i want it i want it #he just keeps going till you’re drooling #and he gives your pretty pussy a little pat after he’s filled you up and flips your skirt back in place #and just gives you a sweet smile and goes about practice as if he didn’t rearrange your guts <33 #james potter x reader #notsfw #rugby player!james #tina!!!

[burning-thistles-bt]

I wrote one (1) sentence today! :D

#firealder thoughts #chapter 170 #*pats myself on the back* #this is what getting your wisdom teeth out does #you lack motivation #then when i do get motivation #it transfers into another fic #*cough cough* my hunger games toa au fic *cough cough* #and that au is planned out to the end of catching fire #and parts of the plot of mackingjay part 1 are cooked up right now #Lolling I wanna tell u #hmm.... #let me know if sending u the doc is good #i got IDEAS

[marukissnack]

hi i heard you like Kaveh :)

SHUT

NO I DO NOT

I hate his face his STUPID FACE I WILL PUNCH IT

SUPLEX HIM OFF A CLIFF

Every time I see his face I feel like I’ve been punched in the GUT

I will PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH with my lips AND THEN TAKE HIM TO GET A HAPPY MEAL

LET HIM PLAY WITH THE LITTLE TOY, give him a moment’s rest before I SPIN KICK HIM IN HIS STUPID GORGEOUS SHINY BLOND HAIR

I HATE THAT MAN SO MUCH IT’S INFURIATING

GET A JOB

#brieambling #when he finally shows up in wishes I will scream and cry #but NOT BECAUSE I’m LOOKING FOR HIM #WAITING FOR HIM #HIS DINNER IS GETTING COLD ON THE TABLE THAT’S ALL #I WORKED HARD ON THIS MEAL AND HE IS LATE #HE IS SO INCONSIDERATE #I want him to show up in wishes because I wanna walk him off a cliff at lvl 1 #then give him a little snack to bring him back #pat him on the head say ‘it’s okay’ #and then abandon him on the unmarked island in Mondstadt #with the ruin guards #get RUINED you clever smart passionate NERD #MWAHAHAHAHA

[dendrochronologies]

today we say a prayer that the most annoying man on earth is sick, has quit his job, or comes in late but starts behaving like a good & chill coworker 🙏

#please. please quit your job dude you wanna quit soooooooo bad you can just LEAVE. QUIT. ANYTIME. GO BACK ON PAT LEAVE IM BEGGING

[girlfriendline]

the swiss men are at it again

#team switzerland #iihf 2022 #@ andrea glauser i just wanna talk #the fucking pat on the back is sending me #good job bro u threw it back real good #you have no idea how hard it was to get the colouring on these mostly the same #mine.gif

[avatar-of-the-web]

People's "get off the internet" advisory would be funny if it weren't sad.

#It was genuinely my only option as a child & I doubt most chronically online children can be reasoned with like that #so idk why people try. My bedroom was like a prison cell; there was Nothing #I wasn't allowed to have Anything #He flipped the fuck out if I had friends #I couldn't play outside #I couldn't even read books past a point because there were too many words and I was too concussed #And I had 0 support for help #Nobody SHOWED me how to spend my time #Many grand ideas about what I Should have been doing #But all the adults in my life were either distant or always online or watching TV #or going out without us so #Seeing people respond to anon children on Tumblr with shit like 'log off go outside and play with your friends' #feels like a gross misunderstanding of how a lot of too-young end up here #It's not random chance! They usually lack options! #I'm well aware my childhood was unusually bad but christ alive... #If you wanna give children advisory they'll actually take why not be fucking realistic about it? #Why tell them to do something they won't do and pat yourself on the back about it as if any would listen?