#we’re getting a divorce

[felt-squirrels]

Apparently I talk about Cecil Palmer so much that my friend correctly guessed I was going to be him for Halloween

#wow thanks #if you’re seeing this #if you tell anyone else #we’re getting a divorce #despite the fact that we’re not married yet #and you’re a lesbian #wtnv #welcome to night vale #cecil palmer #cecil gershwin palmer #podcasts #halloween #halloween costumes

[eldergreene]

my work spouse sent me a TikTok that was like “you weren’t a teenage dirtbag, you dressed like it was the 1950s”

#we’re getting a divorce #the AUDACITY #…the accuracy #the best part it was a shot in the dark #they just KNEW

[morganbritton132]

How would Ozzy and Joan react to Bandit?

Joan straight up looks like a Halloween decoration for a good thirty minutes after seeing Bandit.

Her first interaction with him, after some godawful mewling, is to bat the shit out of him when he comes over to investigate her. Eddie waves his hand at her to get her to back off and she bats at him too, with claws.

She does not bat at Steve when he picks her up and coos at her comfortingly, “I know, baby. I know.”

She sits outside of Bandit’s cage after Eddie puts him back inside of it and just watches the ferret. Once he’s no longer a threat, she is curious of him and they spend the rest of the day darting back and forth from one side of the cage to the other and sniffing at each other.

The next day when Eddie tries introducing her to Bandit again, she is much more friendly. She doesn’t react with violence at least. He still keeps an eye on the two of them when they’re playing but they do seem to get on just fine.

Ozzy reacts to Bandit pretty much the same way that he reacted to Joan.

The loud shouty one brought a small creature into the house and now Steve’s heart rate is up. Once Steve is calmed down enough that Ozzy doesn’t need to worry about him having a panic attack or a seizure, he investigates the ferret himself.

Bandit is actually more wary of Ozzy than he is of him, so Ozzy lays down and makes himself less of a threat. Bandit comes over to him and sniffs at him then runs away a few times before he climbs on Ozzy’s back.

Ozzy doesn’t mind being used as a jungle gym when he naps, but he doesn’t like Bandit nibbing on his ears and has no problem throwing the ferret off him. He also laid directly on top of Bandit when he wouldn’t leave Ozzy alone while he was trying to eat, but Eddie made him get off of him.

The only time Ozzy reacts aggressively towards Bandit was when Steve was about to have a seizure and he wouldn’t leave him alone. Even then, Ozzy just barked at him until he ran away.  

If Joan smacked Bandit on the head when he went to her, who’s to say it’s because of the seizure too.

#Steve sees Ozzy and Joan get along with Bandit and is like: No. This does not mean we’re keeping it #Eddie: I think Bandit should sleep in our bed #Steve: I think we should get a divorce #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson #Ozzy the service dog #Joan the disservice cat

[comraderosalie]

It’s maddening to me the way you all write about trans women as though we are fantasizing about and sexualizing some hypothetical female sexual violence. There’s no consideration for the fact that we are just talking about our own experiences. Not everything is performative or a fetish - the pain of trans people is not a public performance, it is our fucking lives. We experience sexual violence, sexual abuse, exploitation, sexualization both because we are women and because we are trans. I am not fetishizing female tragedy when I talk about the man who raped me or the men who have abused me, I’m attempting to communicate my pain and the fact that you cannot interpret that in any way that is other than nefarious or disingenuous or some sort of perversion, I feel like that says much more about how much you have dehumanized trans people in your head more than it says anything about us.

#rambling #Ethel Cain #like truly why is it normal for a cis woman to interpret her experiences in a fictitious realm #but when a trans woman does it she’s fetishizing teenage girls and violence against them? what? #not everything has to have some sort of agp/fetish connotation maybe we’re just interpreting our trauma through the lens of someone else’s #like y’all get to divorce yourself from your trauma by writing about it but when we do it we’re lying #trans people are human beings not cartoon villains

[lesbianalicentarchive]

Very funny actually that the reason so many self prof “anti-Rhaenicents” hate the pairing is because they treat one another badly and they’ll kill one another.

Like. Ok. That’s part of the appeal? This isn’t an enemies to lovers thing, we KNOW they’re never going to actually be together. But the tragedy of these two teenage girls who clearly loved one other deeply being forced apart because of all they were submitted to and ultimately destroying one another; how the patriarchal power structure pitted them against one another? All the while still harboring that love for one another, that love driving them mad because of the betrayal they feel, yet still deep down always yearning to return to that simpler time? That’s what draws us in. The darkness and the tragedy and the what COULD have been (but never will be).

The show is centered around THEIR relationship, THEIR feelings. Everyone else orbits around them. Of course people are gonna read into that. Especially when the actresses practically tell us that was what they were going for. And like, the point of setting all this up is so that next season when they finally reach their breaking point and want to kill one another horribly it will be much more impactful. That’s how stories work.

#we’re here cheering for their divorce not trying to get an endgame lol #rhaenicent #also I think being an anti because of their book dynamic is also dumb #if you wish the show was more like the book then #I disagree but good for you #but the show dynamic IS DIFFERENT from the book and the show dynamic is what we enjoy and ship #hotd

[fragile-snail]

i hope annie murphy shits buckets dressed as a cheerleader at MY wedding

#and if my future wife doesn’t like it. well. guess we’re getting a divorce! #black mirror #black mirror season 6 #joan is awful #annie murphy

[nicollekidman]

watched the getaway car/august/other side of the door acoustic mashup…. i forgive her for everything

#we’re never getting a divorce #literally watching that like There She Is #getaway car my first true My Taylor Swift Song

[vaniloqu3nce]

Hello Tumblr I have an important question that will determine the fate of my marriage

#polls #my polls #poll #poll time #vampires #tumblr polls #wlw community #obviously im yes #18+ post #cw: sex mention #question of the century #if my wife votes no we’re getting a divorce

[scover-va]

Only thing i’ll say abt panda circus rn is that regardless of what the daemon situation is (we got core files + daemon content from the adbot so it’s highly likely there’ll be daemons present) i hope asmodeus and buer somehow show up and argue on screen. Even better if they kill each other. Lucifer watches his two former employees get divorced for the millionth time in real time and just has to run with it lest he admit anything can get into his game with ease. Asmodeus got into Secrets of Legendaria (which would def be happening long after PI) and Buer never died on screen so its not impossible

#scov.txt #ofc i do hope we get a new hashtag divorced couple but i just think those two showing up would be SO funny #ur in the middle of some panda crisis or whatever and suddenly two weirdos show up and start fist fighting each other #pony island #panda circus #pony island 2: panda circus #idk what tag we’re using so im just goin with those #asmodbuer #it is asmodbuer. to me

[lunar-years]

Thinking about how TTPD is the first true “Breakup Album” we’ve gotten from Taylor since RED… I’m scared.

#ts #obviously later albums have breakup songs on them. but I don’t consider any of them capital B breakup albums…. #like red was THE quitessential breakup album and now we’re getting a divorce album I cannot. #anyway. how can I make all the songs about roykeeley.

[codgod]

i’m bored does anyone wanna start fake beef with me or something

#.txt #slash jay but also idk it might be funny #just remembered that time my ex husband sent me garfield themed hate anons #just for something to do #<- he’s not actually my ex husband. btw #it’s a running joke that we’re constantly getting married and divorced dw about it

[cosmic-hoboandthehighlander]

You guys want a funny story time? Long post ahead, just a warning!

So it turns out that my soon-to-be ex-husband’s sister called him yesterday to break it to him that she thinks I’m cheating on him?? Why? Because my Facebook posts concerned her. She was so angry with me that she almost drove an hour and a half over here to fight me apparently??

Yeah anyway, I’m hardly on Facebook but in the last two months I’ve maybe posted a handful of times. Here’s a list of things I posted about, for shits and gigs:

I tagged my aunt in a post about the new Barney Crocs

My best friend (of four years) tagged me and my stepmom in a post about not being trusted in a book store

A post about waiting for my timelord to sweep me up in his tardis (doctor who)

More doctor who; this one me stating my excitement about the existence of Donna Noble’s daughter, Rose, and how much her transness means to me and how important it was that they continue to represent diverse characters

A coworker tagged me in a video of birds in a cage with the caption “introverts with their favorite person when no one else is around.”

More doctor who

I tagged my coworker in a meme about “me on my way to bother bother my coworkers” with the caption “oh yoohooo!”

I was tagged in a group of pictures taken with a bunch of my coworkers on Christmas Eve, clearly at work in our vests in matching Santa hats.

I was tagged in a meme about friendship from a coworker

Pictures of my parents dog celebrating her 8th birthday

A post supporting poly relationships “reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous relationships, or think polyamorous relationships are valid”

A bunch of photos of me and some friends bowling at the local bowling alley.

I would love to know what about any of that screams “you’re cheating on your husband!!!” Send your replies, but wrong answers only!

Yeah so he told her he doesn’t care even if I was seeing somebody else because we’re getting divorced but I’m still stuck on this like, what??? I’m literally crying with laughter!

#caboose rant #caboose life #what the actual fuck?? #haha we both think it’s because I haven’t posted a single thing about him or two him in two months #but we work opposite shifts anyway and also??? we’re getting divorced? #granted she didn’t know that but still #also…I wonder if it was the post about poly ships or the weirdly homoerotic bowling ball baby picture that did it? 😂

[yourheartinyourmouth]

husband told me that one of his friends told him to leave me……..because i have a hard time holding down abusive jobs that fucking blow and wildly exasperate my mental health and ADHD issues. and like. it just makes me laugh. you’re serious, bro? just dump her, bro. just break up an otherwise happy family, destroy an otherwise healthy marriage, because one of the people involved is severely mentally ill and neurodivergent and has trouble staying employed because of it???? (FYI: 75-80% of people with ADHD are unemployed or underemployed. 75% of people with ADHD have suicidal ideation or have attempted suicide)

THIS is what we mean when we say that people hate us for having ADHD. THIS is what we mean when we say that neurotypicals hate us just for existing. THIS is what we mean when we say that people hate us for who we are and the things we legitimately cannot help. So a spouse unable or struggling to work suddenly becomes “just get divorced then”.

if i had a PHYSICAL disability, would he have said that? if i could point to a part of my body that wasn’t my brain and said “i have trouble working because my body doesn’t work”, most people would be like “OH, well that’s different, you’re disabled.” if i was physically disabled and this friend said “oh, they can’t walk? divorce them for it”, my husband would have punched him in his ableist-ass face and spat on him.

but because all my dysfunction and disability is in my brain, since it’s all behavioral, and since it’s not severe enough to involve forced hospitalizations and cops, people just say “oh, they’re just a lazy piece of shit. dump her.”

#also like??? #this dude deffo did not think it out bc GETTING DIVORCED COSTS MONEY #AND GOING TO COURT #like yeah no fault divorce exists in our state #but it wouldn’t have been just ‘ok we’re getting divorced sign this via docusign’ #like #getting divorced still involves time and money and court and effort #also like #this is a dude who got back w his ex just bc they were still living together #maybe don’t take relationship advice from the guy who takes the oath of least resistance #idk maybe it’s just me #but also telling someone to just dump them #is the lazy way out of someone asking for advice #he also stopped being friends w husband after he *didnt* dump me for being disabled. #dropped husband like a hot stone #still just cannot believe the ableism #dump ur wife bc she is disabled #oh wow great advice #should he also buy a bridge for sale in Brooklyn #or sail a ship to the Arctic #eyeroll.gif #personal #tw: depressive thoughts

[ickypuppi3]

Steve would ABSOLUTELY need to take naps after big meals. Also he’s definitely the one at thanksgiving who falls asleep with a full belly in a chair watching the game and then when someone tries to change the station, he’ll wake up and be like ‘hey I was watching that’ 🙄 a ‘I’m just resting my eyes’ type of bitch too I bet 🤭😂

this this

EXACTLY this

and billy calls him an old man because of it and steve just waves him off because what does steve care?

but then one time billy calls him ted wheeler and that’s like.. a step too far and steve refuses to wear his glasses for the next two weeks

#asks #steve harrington #billy hargrove #harringrove #steve: i want a divorce #billy: you’re proving my point to be fair #billy: also we’re not even married.. yet #steve: [sighs and gets down on one knee] #it’s about the romance people c’mon

[starfire-s]

LMAOOO so i heard from someone that apparently my mother in law is getting kicked out from whatsapp groups that are made for looking for marriage proposals and like my mother in law said to my face that “she and her son had a lot of options for proposals but they chose me and regret it” like girly we know you had no options then and you won’t have any now

#i love how Allah sees everything #she really made these big statements in front of me and now she can’t get her son married again #also the fact is we’re not even divorced yet but she clearly wants to prove to her son that she can find him someone better #but… yeah this lady told me that apparently everyone in melbourne is starting to realise my MIL is a crazy woman #komal talks

[jewishbarbies]

I’m so sick of hearing about Joe and Sophie’s divorce. none of this is any of our fucking business, and the answer to one party making it public is not to make it even more fucking public and argue through court docs and calculated pr moves. it’s 2023. have we really not learned that we don’t know celebs at all? with all the predator/abuser reveals lately, saying you’re “team Sophie” just because you liked her character on got is fucking insane. there are no sides. it’s a couple’s fucking divorce. all these damn twitter/tiktok accounts getting into it like it’s their morning tea at the office after a long weekend are fucking sick and fueling these disgusting and pointless pr stunts. we don’t know these people and there are actual children involved. grow the fuck up.

#g talks #no I’m not responding to anons that disagree #I get we’re all suffering in this economy #but jesus fucking christ #those poor children #whatever mess happens during this will forever be a smear on their life experience #because it’ll always be just one click away #if they ever do anything with their lives as adults #there’ll be at least (1) paragraph mentioning the divorce #this became something it absolutely did not need to be #shame on joe and shame on sophie #and shame on all of the mindless fucks making popcorn #mine #/mobile #/okay to reblog