hands down my favourite bit of characterisation for trent crimm is that he's a messy bitch who loves drama. like yes he's a successful journalist because he's an excellent writer but it's also because he's a nosy little fuck who will wait outside locker rooms to get the inside info from team players and accost managers in bars to get exclusive quotes. and it's not even professional motivation he's just nosy!!! even after he's not getting paid to snoop anymore he's sitting with his office door open so he can listen in on a fucking PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCE, he's chatting shit about west ham with rebecca. and he takes PRIDE in being told he's good at chatting shit! that's just his thing! you can take the boy out of professional gossipping but you can't take professional gossipping out of the boy!!!!
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have you ever wanted to find out which Actually Gay™ anime character you are? have i got the diagnostic quiz for you! this quiz is long, varied, and has 26 different possible results. there is fashion. there is bloodshed. there is overly personal questions.
Let me, Dr. Gay Anime Bitches, assign you a gay anime bitch.
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Slay girl lol ❤️🍒
I saw a cool dress some weeks ago and my first thought was her cuz she's slaying hard fr
Also other short hairs GF doodles cause still so obsessed on how she looks with
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very casual reminder that i do have an 18+ art twitter.
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THE CHOOK WILL LAY EGGS!! They will go in my cake or they will rot on the ground I rly do hate anti egg folks. THERE WILL BE EGGS REGARDLESS IF YOU WANT THEM OR NOT, THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE CHICKENS.
LIKE PLEASE... they lay an egg damn near every day what are you supposed to do with them. throw them all in the creek
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I miss them (the grandberry pirates)
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worked out some of my bi lore today from childhood ..
i remember i had a lowk crush on bianca from the spyro year of the dragon ps1 game 😭🐇
that was like.. my earliest why do i feel like this moment lmao
this. i remember thinking hm… she sounds mean i kind of like… WELL NO THAT’S NOT NORMAL SO FORGET
she also appeared as a fucking rainbow from the sky lmao 🌈
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