#what a wild fucking concept

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good' #like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches' #'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty? #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

[erinsintra]

I'm getting a bit tired of the "earth is space Australia" narrative.

What if earth was space Japan instead?

Like, imagine if human media was really popular throughout the galaxy amongst young extraterrestrial beings for whatever reason. Aliens love to watch our movies, comicbooks, literature and whatnot. And we end up with a niche community of aliens who are obsessed with human life - or at least the weird idealised version of it as seen on TV.

Imagine a bunch of edgy alien teenagers (or the alien equivalent of it!) dreaming of travelling to Earth and meeting Percy Jackson, or visiting the Krusty Krab, or exploring the ruins of the Titanic. Imagine some bizarre-looking creature from Andromeda with fifteen legs and tentacles for eyes learning Latin so it can understand christian prayers better. Imagine some space incel defending human war crimes on alien 4chan.

I don't know. Sounds cool to me.

#also imagine how fucking wild their concept of humanity would be #“wait what do you mean you guys can't all use magic?” #“GODDAMN IT GLOBLORG HARRY POTTER ISN'T A FUCKING DOCUMENTARY WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE” #fyp #fypツ #memes #tumblr fyp #explorepage #explore #funny #hilarious #fypage #foryou #sci fi memes #sci fi #aliens #humans are weird #meme #dumb shit #shitposting #shitpost #story ideas #story inspiration

[overly-hubristic-mad-scientist]

I desperately need to know the circumstances that lead to that weird period in like 70s-80s where they just made a horror movie about any and everything

#Absolutely no trashed concept you think something up it’s been a horror movie concept at that point in time #What if you were fucked by an alien and had a grotesque baby inside you? already a thing #What if space clowns came and started killing people? Already a movie #What if my best friends car is weirdly possessive and murders anybody who gets in the way? Already a thing #What if my neighbour is secretly a vampire and wants my girlfriend as one of his victims? A movie #What if people were sold alcohol that literally dissolves the body? A movie #What if ice cream was evil? A movie #Wild thing is most of these movies are actually really good #Like way better than the premise alone would have you believe #killer klowns from outer space #christine 1983 #Inseminoid #fright night 1985 #street trash 1987 #the stuff 1985 #Horror movies #camp horror

[armoralor]

POV: you're looking through the Ahsoka tags trying to enjoy some media you like. But don't worry everyone! The people who say this shit also say they aren't sexist or homophobic, so surely they aren't! ✰ reminder that T*RFs can fuck off, only interact if you love trans & nb women ♡

#instead of policing what others enjoy could the antis pls consider: get a fucking hobby #OR PERHAPS!!!!!! spend time on the characters and ships you enjoy instead. wild concept i know. #sabine wren #shin hati #ahsoka tano #ezra bridger #ahsoka #wolfwren #shinbine #rebels #swr #tw homophobia #tw sexism #tw queerphobia #tw transphobia #Mine

[tabithatwo]

—sophie thatcher

—sophie nelisse

#help me ha ha. ha ha ha. #taking those scenes back like shauna with her minivan #jk this isn’t an actual threat showtime but I am sick to my STOMACH! #cristina yang somebody sedate me.gif #like truly I’m losing my fucking mind a narrative exist somewhere out there. ha ha wow how wild what a choice! #don’t come tell me that it was intentional I UNDERSTAND that SOMEONE intended for it to happen somewhere along the way I PROMISE #I get causation. well versed in cause and effect! decisions are not novel to me as a concept! but I sure can think they were bad! #shauna shipman #natalie scatorccio #sophie nelisse #sophie thatcher #yellowjackets

[uncanny-tranny]

Your body isn't meant to do anything beyond housing you, and it's really harrowing how many people don't recognize this.

It's harrowing how people talk about how bodies must "serve a purpose", to be little more than breeding stock. That if your body doesn't serve a purpose - serve the right purpose - that it is, essentially, a "useless body"

You are a human being. You aren't breeding stock. You aren't a sounding board for other peoples' desires. You aren't a "worthless body". Your body houses you, and beyond that? That is up to you.

#biological essentialism #hate how people use this for trans/intersex/disabled bodies. like the fact we exist means maybe (just maybe) your theory is wrong #that nature isn't this divine god who makes you either right or wrong and if it made you wrong then you shouldn't exist #maybe applying humanistic ideas to the concept of being born or nature is like... not a good framework #like. y'all see what biology does? it's fucking bananas. it's the wild fucking west out there amd that applies to humans #i dunno. this is just another shot of thoughts about a topic that deeply affects not only myself but so many people i love #eugenics tw

[jichanxo]

kitakata sensei au stuff [from sept/2023]

#kuwagami #kuwana jin #yagami takayuki #lost judgment #kitakata sensei #jichanart #you ever look at two guys who do nothing but fight and go “ah... but what if they were... domestic” #anyway truly shocked that i dont see more kitakata sensei content out in the wild idk i think it's a fun concept #like hear me out yagami helps out the mrc like canon except he meets kitakata there and they proceed to have the pettiest beef ever #and a nice mundane enemies to lovers romance #like i love the high stakes of canon but having them fight over pointless shit is also good #yagami complains to all his friends about this dickhead he met at his volunteering work and then is forced to admit he wants to kiss him #“kiss” lol. fucking is also an acceptable option (and kaito will say it even if yagami refuses to) #also yeah i gave him his kuwana hair instead i'm not giving him that cringe ass canon haircut lmao #ALSO also kitakata sensei vapes on the school roof absolutely #ive thought a lot about this au can you tell #(looks at my unfinished fanfiction)

[prolibytherium]

Funniest thing in the world is when someone like dissects the symbolism they perceive in something you made and you're like "Wow yeag I really did that. My twisted web of genius metaphors and subtleties" [INTERNAL] What teh fuck are they talking about!!!!!!

#ESPECIALLY with art because I'm usually operating more on a loose collection of concepts than any coherent message but writing too #For example I have one friend who's loosely like beta reading 'The White Calf' and keep having moments where she's like #'wow the symbolism in this bit is interesting' or 'OHHHH I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE' and I'm like #Wait what. Oh yeah I guess that is kind of there huh. Weird #Especially funny when it's a compliment like thank you I'm glad if the loose slop I'm throwing down has assembled itself into coherency #It's not like I DON'T do anything intentionally but so much really is accidental #Art critiques were always wild for me especially ones where I was challenged about what I was trying to say because it's like. #Fuck if I know beyond a loose smattering of vibes and concepts

[spellboundcities]

Love, I’m a wreck.

Holy fuck.

#another case of 'lux goes absolutely hog fucking wild on what was supposed to be a doodle' #a friend of mine and I were talking about what instruments the mh cast would be #and the concept of hoodie specifically playing acoustic guitar resonates real strong with me #this song was stuck in my head the whole time it had to be added in #does this make sense in canon? fuck no. #is it fun? YES. #local cryptid draws #marble hornets #marble hornets fanart #the hooded man #mh hoodie #the masked man #mh masky #hoodsky if you squint #he's playing his buddy a little tune :) #brian thomas #tim wright #opaline yellowjackets

[carnival-phantasm]

Today I saw AVGN's receding hairline for the first time and I feel like I've aged 10 years myself

#yeah I had not seen any pictures or footage taken of him in the past...10 years maybe? #people fucking age what a wild concept

[captainjonnitkessler]

Okay the Watcher backlash was fun at first but some of you are WAY too fucking deep in the parasocial relationships and really need to recalibrate your reaction to a pair of Youtubers deciding to quit

#again: They Do Not Fucking Owe Us Free Content #i mean from a business standpoint they went about this COMICALLY ineptly #but if you feel this deeply and personally betrayed by a youtube channel . . . i think that's on you tbh #and the subreddit is nothing but wild paranoid speculation about how it's all stephen's fault or all ryan's ego's fault #how shane obviously hates the concept but got outvoted #wildly confident statements about how much money they must be making and what they must be spending it on #and of course now a bunch of 'actually their new stuff sucks anyway i NEVER really liked it!' #how about we all calm down

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

the father [solar lunacy] the son [you move to dayshift but aren't paid any more, go figure] and the holy spirit [i see you, sundrop!]

#random thoughts #fnaf #solar lunacy because it's what people think of when they think about iconic sun and moon fics (and for good reason) #(bamsara is a master at subtext and creating little scenes that all build up to a beautiful picture) #dayshift go figure because god. the corporate bullshit. the domestic bullshit. THE VIRUS BULLSHIT. #and also because it features my all-time favorite original character (drumroll please) #dundundundundun RILEY GREENE OF I SEE YOU SUNDROP FAME #god what didn't i see you sundrop do right. the characterization. the slow build up of dread throughout the entire fic. riley greene. #IT IS 106 CHAPTERS NOT INCLUDING A POSSIBLE FUTURE EPILOGUE #god sorry to the other two fics on my list but reading i see you sundrop broke my brain a little #the scenes with riley's mother. THE SCENES WITH RILEY'S MOTHER OH MY GOD #you can tell a fic is good when it gets you to give a shit about an oc that hard #their CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT??? WHICH IN TURN FED DIRECTLY INTO WILLIAM AFTON'S DEMISE????? #I AM DEAD. I AM DECEASED. #im rereading solar lunacy rn if you can't tell lol i went on a spree #fucking love the concept of sun not being completely isolated from moon and his illness god fuck #solar lunacy 🤝 i see you sundrop: we're gonna have some wild fucking takes on moon's illness in relation to sun #me: oh god thank god some good fucking food #and OBIWAN??? OF DAYSHIFT GO FIGURE FAME??? #best oc side character i think. i want to see him and sun just go at it for an hour shooting the shit #don't really have much else to say on dayshift go figure right now cuz its on SUCH a cliffhanger #that's kind of taking over my mind rn idkwettl #i could go on for hours about i see you sundrop though. that fic grabbed me by the throat and threw me down the stairs #binged that shit in two days #sun mentions having a crush on riley once and it's never mentioned again and that kind of fucks actually #the other two are romance fic and they're REALLY GOOD AT IT OH MY GOD #solar lunacy. just in general. makes me blush so hard it's not funny #OH SPEAKING OF BLUSHING #THE MC IN DAYSHIFT GO FIGURE KEEPS GETTING FLUSTERED IT'S SO CUTE #dayshift go figure is more of a typical 'i am in love and refuse to acknowledge it' fic it's so adorable

[j-esbian]

HOAs are fucking wild. you're telling me that even if i legally own this home, i still have landlord rules. who the fuck cares if i have pets in the house that i own. it's my problem to clean up after them.

and who the fuck cares!!! about the color of my curtains!!!!!!!

#since its apparently impossible to find an apartment in my budget around here #ive been looking at condos. and good lord what is happening in there #both of these are real examples btw. i would be allowed ONE cat and ONLY white blinds #the unit that ive been looking at. their bylaws restrict 'any immoral or offensive behavior' without defining what that means #once again. within the home that i would own #who CARES if someone else is fucking nasty in their own house!!!!!!!!!! #like whatever if you want to restrict illegal activity. kind of redundant imo because it's already. illegal but you gotta cover your ass ig #but vague strictures like that?? that can be interpreted however someone sees fit? judging peoples behavior in their own house hello??? #uninformed opinion but this all feels JUST as sinister as the landlord issue. #people try to keep telling me about the GoOd HoAs Do So We NeEd ThEm but like. theyre not my fucking mom #and uhh wild concept but maybe we Should expand local funding infrastructure to cover road maintenance/plowing/streetlights/etc #mine

[hella1975]

this isn't meant to like. make you give your opinion on Discourse™️ or anything I just wanted to ask, but I keep seeing people upset about taylor dating mr. 1975 and I can't figure out if it's bc he's a terrible person or just a greasy alcoholic 😭😭😭 do you know what's up with that guy??? like on one hand I like not knowing things about celebs and I should keep it that way. but also

i, unfortunately, do know what's up with that guy and it's that he's said something problematic about every faction of society at least once. for me i have some weird, reluctant fondness for him because he is just a train wreck and he's such a twat all the time that at least it's nondiscriminating, and i also like that when he sings about mental illness it's bc he's actually BEEN THERE and been publicly a mess bc of it and been addicted to drugs and acted like a dick, and he ACKNOWLEDGES THAT, but also at no point am i gonna jump on the 'he's an amazing person' parade bc generally he is just a sleazy idiot. it is weird watching people suddenly dragging up every single thing he's ever said to be like 'look! this is why he's bad for our tay tay!' when the running joke with matty healy is that he's just a prick. like u dont need to expose his moral fibre. u can just say he's a prick. and also as funny as the jokes are she's still a grown woman who's been around the block a few times when it comes to dating. i think she will be okay maybe

#idk that's just what i think though. like he's been cancelled more times than he has songs and yet a lot of us are still here #and he acknowledges it like there's a running gag at his live shows where he goes to say a very explosive sentence and then he gets cut off #by the band with a random song it's so funny. like he'll go 'i just think that immigrants- *LOUD GUITAR*' & i think that's a part of it too #is that a lot of people don't get that sometimes he's being ironic? he takes it too far and these days he's annoying #but idk ive seen certain instances where im like. that went over so many people's heads #idk i just dont think he's Evil and Malicious i think he's just a prick. like people can just be pricks even if they're super famous. wild #he's so fucking pretentious but he got famous for being REAL and his music has helped a lot of people because of how real it was #like i made a post a while ago about his song 'give yourself a try' and how the concept of it is literally #'life is a little bit shit to be quite honest with you and you WILL get fucked over by it and fuck yourself over but you're here anyway #so you might as well give it a go' like???? so many mental health ballads are like 'the world is So Beautiful and So Are You' #but matty healy ALWAYS has gone actually it isnt and you arent. whatever though #and i just really like that #ask #also big disclaimer that i dont have an encyclopedic knowledge of all the dumb shit matty healy has said ive just been listening #to the band for a while and have picked shit up along the way. if it turns out he's done some actually reprehensible shit that ive missed #then that's literally bc i do not actively run in 1975 circles and do not intend to ever start <3 so dont yell at me LMAO

[anotherpapercut]

posts with library workers discussing library business where they feel the need to make it very clear whether or not they have an MLS are so annoying. like that makes them the ultimate authority on basic ass library shit that even most regular patrons understand

#its just a bullshit class barrier and its annoying as hell seeing non library world people just accept that #it was always wild when i was a page and the MLS havers would assume i was too stupid to grasp very basic library concepts #but since ive been working and volunteering at the library I currently work at for 12 years i always know what theyre talking about #so it just ends up being this awkward interaction where theyre trying to explain something to me like im 5 #and i just cut them off and finish explaining it in more precise terms because im actually not 5 #im just not wealthy enough to go to school for 6 years in order to maybe land a 31k/yr job if im very lucky <3 #no one will ever be able to convince me that this makes sense as a masters program as opposed to a 2 year certificate program #one of my coworkers got her bachelors in fucking antiquities bc she wanted to pick the easiest possible degree #because your ba has literally nothing whatsoever to do with the mls. there are library ba programs but not many #most people end up getting a random degree that they have 0 intention of ever even thinking about again #you cant tell me thats not idiotic and specifically intended to keep out people who cant afford this