#what do ppl call this ship

[manglam-marfach]

Kabru/Mithrun manifesto:

As that other tumblr post says: guy who loves to pull strings/guy who has not strings to pull. Also: Guy who has a lot of power and influence but doesn’t care about it/guy who has very little power and influence but cares about it so much. Delightful.

AND THEN Guy who is trying to develop strings. Asking the other guy: hey I think i might be developing a string? Could you pull it for me maybe? Just to see if it really is there (I mean a sexual desire. I mean fuck me.). Kabru is. Of course. EMBARRASSED AND TURNED ON AND PERPLEXED.

Thoughts in Kabru’s head: Why does he want this? Why does he want me? Does he even want me? Or does he see me as a safe person to fool around with because i don’t have power and influence in elven politics? I’M A THREAT I’M A THREAT I’M A THREAT I HAVE INFLUENCE. Is it a race thing. Is it a race thing. Am I being objectified? I’ll fucking kill him. Wait. Wait. I DO have influence is he playing me? To influence the policies of the Golden Kingdom? Is this an ELVEN PLOT OR SCHEME??? HOW DID THEY KNOW I’D BE INTO IT. What’s his angle. What’s his position. uhh. Position. Positions. Angles. Skin. His arms. His eyes. The memory of holding up his weight. The memory of his cold hands. His eyes looking at me. Looking through me. WHY IS HE ASKING ME HE DOESN'T EVEN SEE ME. Does he even know what he’s asking? Does he really have the ability to consent to this kind of thing? Of course he's not scheming he doesn't care enough to scheme. Of course he's not scheming he doesn't care enough about ME. Or IS HE JUST ASKING EVERYONE. Why do i feel weird about that. Wait [moment of harrowing realisation] am i into him? I am so into him. Is it creepy that I’m into him? Is it creepy that he’s into me? Are his ears as sensitive as other elves ears or -

Thoughts in Mithrun’s head: [30 years of dial up tone] ... ... ... 🍆✔

Holds up my hands. I JUST THINK MITHRUN REDISCOVERS DESIRE AND GETS ADDICTED TO KABRU’S COCK and also actually falls in love with him. All without changing his dead-eyed expression. I also think its funny that Kabru is a twink by human standards and incredibly butch by elven standards. I think Mithrun genuinely appreciates Kabru in a way he hasn’t appreciated anyone in a long long time. I think Kabru feels a little insane about that.

I think Kabru’s mother would be SO. MAD.

#Kabru #mithrun #kabumisu #kabrumisu #mithrun of the house of kerensil #what do ppl call this ship #i was intitially gonna write a small post with a manifesto for all the ships i like in this fandom but uhhh the farchille one is 600 words #so they r gonna be seperate posts #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #dunmeshi manga spoilers #obliquely

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

ngl the "im white so i dont talk abt any characters' race ever bc im afraid of accidentally saying something racist" approach to fandom is like. very weak. imo.

like first of all: i get that "i dont incorporate race into my media analysis because i'm afraid of messing up" comes from a different place than "i don't incorporate race into my media analysis because I Don't See Race 😊 there is only The Human Race." but it has the same functional effect, right? that effect being that your analysis of [INSERT MEDIA HERE] ignores the very real way that race impacts people.

second of all: it feels kinda lazy! like ur saying "i dont know enough abt race to feel comfortable commenting on how race affects this show and i dont care enough to learn." the only way to become more comfortable discussing race is to actually practice discussing race. but when i see people saying this it feels like they're saying "i'm white, which means i don't know how to talk about race, and i don't have to know how to talk about race, and i don't ever have to know how to talk about race, so i'm choosing to never learn how to talk about race."

third of all: just because you don't openly talk about race doesn't mean you're any less likely to accidentally say or do something racist. implicit biases run deep, y'all. it's probably already there in your interpretation of the show. but the "i don't want to accidentally say something racist" implies that you are positive that your interpretation of the show isn't racist. and i'm not saying you're wrong. but i'm saying that if a person of color tells you that something you said about [INSERT MEDIA HERE] was racist, you better be prepared to actually listen and not just brush them off because "i can't be racist! i purposefully never talk about race just to make sure i'm not racist!"

which brings me to my final point: if you do accidentally say something racist... literally just apologize. if someone says you've been doing something racist, apologize and stop doing that thing. it's literally not that hard. i've done it. i've seen other people do it. "i'm scared of being called racist!" is such a weak excuse im tired of it. getting called racist is not the end of the fucking world. calm the fuck down and grow a spine. jesus.

#mine #ofmd fandom crit #txt #og #it feels like ppl who say this are the kind of ppl who think being accused of racism is worse than actually being racist yknow? #idk i was scared of being called racist when i was like. 13. #now i’m like “if i get called racist it’s probably bc i’m doing something racist” #with the exception being ofc when an anon tells me i’m racist for shipping blackhands (a thing i dont even do) #anyway i am SURE someone has made a post or even a wholeass Article abt this before that’s better than what i wrote

[alicornze7]

RAGAPOM BE UPON YE

Ok maybe I'm kinda digging this ship (and them outlines)

#ragapom #buttonblossom #tadc ragatha #tadc pomni #There's no particular art that made me ship it #I just do #The story as to why will come out later:> #As well as the context behind it #Ragapom sounds nicer tbh so that's what I'm calling this ship from now on #Rolls of the tongue #And some ppl might be confused on what ship button blossom is even supposed to be #Ship name hot takes

[dizzybizz]

you will never guess but i have another magma compilation

the discord didn't appreciate my "she hanako on my toilet til im bound" joke 💔

the only non magma art from the past few days someone drag me away from there

#did you know i call luocha my silly rabbit #well now you do im sorry #argenti is the hamster btw #i was going through it idk #putting these in non chronological order and biting my hand off doing so bc it hurts so bad but the formatting is so awkward otherwise RAGH #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr yaoshi #all saints street #fu xuan #gepard landau #luocha #pokemon #heliolisk #hsr misha #im not tagging that one #project voltage #oc #toilet bound hanako kun #my art #magma #this tagging is so inconsistent what is happening #tapping my brain 'you in there?? you ok???' #genshin impact #drawing any ship art is so embarrassing i dont get how ppl do it i get so embarrassed #i try every so often n give up so quickly. like i want to draw mushy stuff but its so embarrassing n i instead draw stupid shit instead #HELP I WENT INTO THIS BEING LIKE 'I DONT HAVE THAT MANY TO POST IDK IF A POST IS WARRANTED RN' AND BOOM

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

"we all agree that there's no non-shippy explanation for this scene right" and it's literally one character calling another son/kid/bro/sis/any moniker typically used to signify platonic affection

#ppl can ship whatever they want i do not care but it's so infuriating when they claim it's universal when they pulled it out of their arses #this is specifically about the shit in my 'for you' tab about gotg3 #NO THE ARROW SCENE WAS NOT SHIPPY WHAT THE FCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT #yondu literally calls kraglin 'boy.' the scene is like lifted straight from the one where he tells peter to use his heart to defeat ego. #it's the same wording and everything. if the scene cementing yondu as peter's mentor is echoed with the arrow scene... #maybe it's about kraglin being yondu's mentee in the same way peter was???? #maybe bc kraglin's jealousy of yondu's parental love for peter is blatant subtext in gotg2?? bc kraglin isn't that much older than peter??? #'no other explanation' i can give you 10 of those. you can derive whatever interpretation you want from this but don't say it's the only on #gotg3 #kraglin obfonteri #yondu udonta #guardians of the galaxy vol.3 #peter quill

[thegengarprincess]

In conclusion Kris has the fattest ass in all of Slovenia N Jan is from another world entirely cuz no human can be THAT 👏🏻 F4N 👏🏻 *GORGEOUS* 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

#soo London gig goer’s how we feeling?? :3 #the Janbun will be greatly missed BUT JAN WITH SHORTISH HAIR ONGGG 😵‍💫😵‍💫 #Krisko’s ass does indeed jiggle N my man was the CUNTIST BBG TONIGHT #that’s the reason him N Damon’s ship name is bakery cuz he’s got the biggest cake in the COUNTRY 😩😩 #also what the absolute F4 were they thinking swirling their finger in that cup of tea instead of using a spoon in *London* of all places?! 😭 #do they have any idea how many British ppl would of crucified them 4 that :’33 #PLUS Bojan calling Kris honey again fr banging my head AGAINST THE *WALL* #funky lil band of silly pretty slovenian men who i adore #joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #kris guštin #jure maček #jan peteh #nace jordan #*never* getting over those gig photos of Jan actually he’s 2 f4n BEAUTIFUL 4 this world

[snowshinobi]

arguing is kinda like hanging out but the vibes are worse. it's not the opposite of a chill, fun time. it's a chill, fun time through a warped mirror. you are being together with this person. both of you are participating in the hangout/showdown.

Kaveh must say some horrible things when he's near-blackout drunk. things like "I'm ALONE, Alhaitham, don't you get it? Pretend you valued other people's company. Their faith in you. Their warm smiles. Now imagine those things slipping through your fingers—and it's your fault! It's your own fault. I have nobody to blame but myself." and Alhaitham puts a silent hand on this sobbing man's shoulder bc he doesn't know where to start. Kaveh is surrounded by people who adore him. he makes people smile with his art. he has the biggest, bloodiest heart. he has Tighnari. Cyno. hell, he even has Alhaitham, somewhat. how can Kaveh possibly feel so isolated?

Alhaitham thinks about this in the back of his mind, while he's scanning the shelves for the tome he wants and scrawling meeting minutes and stamping REJECTED across the latest pile of poorly filled-out document requests. he recalls that Kaveh lost contact with his parents at a young age. that his career affords him flexibility and freedom, but there are no built-in milestones; he is forever chasing his own sliding goalpost. perhaps the feeling of solitude overwrites a person's reality, after enough time. Kaveh is a starving man in a lush oasis. he eats the fruit, but cannot taste it.

so, Alhaitham thinks, why not give him some new flavors. give him a shove in place of a hug. camaraderie he hasn't grown numb to. something he can feel.

i think Alhaitham argues for his own entertainment first and foremost — but I think he's also establishing a tie to Kaveh. "Do we look like friends?" no, you don't, and somehow that is what makes you friends. you want something to connect him to the earth. a path down from the lofty clouds, back to solid ground. you saw that he needed someone like this. you decided it could be you.

#Alhaitham #Kaveh #i do ship them but i like them as platonic friends only too. this post applies to both readings imo #Genshin Impact #Kaveh is more self-absorbed than ppl call him out on. and Alhaitham is more thoughtful than ppl give him credit for #i think many of the ways they support each other are unspoken. like this #hmmm need to do another post on what Kaveh unspokenly does for Alhai #snowswords

[bumblingbabooshka]

I don’t typically like when star trek characters reference legacy characters just to talk about how great and perfect they are but I do like this route where even though Tuvok calls him a great visionary in the end he brings Spock up to say he argued with him. I think this is the way of the future. Lean in. Star Trek characters should say things like ‘An old man cut me off in space traffic the other day. I think it was McCoy?’ and another should nod and shake their head like he’s always doing that shit

#'I met Jonathan Archer and he smelled like wet dog?? Seemed nice though.' <- more stories like this #Also since Janeway idolizes ppl like Sulu I want her to occasionally bug Tuvok for more stories about working with him after she finds out #that they were alive at the same time on the same ship and have Tuvok begrudgingly tell her I don't know...we didn't talk much and I was #busy at the time...one time Kirk sneezed on the bridge. It was quite loud. #<- what he doesn't say is that Tuvok had a handkerchief but did NOT give it to Kirk bc he was concerned about being called a suckup again #Tuvok what do you MEAN you 'spoke out against [it]'??? You aren't a politician??? HEHEHE did you write an open letter??? #Tuvok old man moments...Tuvok's children cringing: dad please DON'T bring up your initial opposition to the Klingon-Federation alliance #Tuvok's low estimation of Klingons...B'Elanna..you sit back. I'LL get him!!!!! #I mean everyone in star trek ever like every non klingon character has a low estimation of Klingons for Some Reason* #*You Know. #but I'm a Tuvok girlie so it's my job to rake him across the coals for it from time to time v_v #-sniffs and salutes- gotta kill that old man for my babygirl -fires a cartoon canon at him and he flies into the sky and becomes a star- #love you Tuvok <3 #Tom I smashed with a mallet #cartoonishly large for whimsy but just overall more gruesome

[agapemoon]

istg if the interactions between roier and cellbit get affected all bc people are spamming in their chats like they are hyenas, im gonna report every single account of guapoduo i see on twitter

#YOU GUYS I WILL NOT ACCEPT WHAT HAPPENED WITH SPREEN AND ROIER TO REPEAT AGAIN #thank god theyve known esch other for years and still talk and are friends #BUT spreen doesnt joke w roier the same way publicly like he did before and i will never forgive their fandoms for that #YOU TOOK SPROIER FROM ME ALL BC DAMNED SPIDEYBEAR OR WHATEVER U GUYS CALLED IT #IF YOU DO THE SAME WITH GUAPODUO I WILL CRY #They have known esch other for like 2 weeks and their dynamic is so fucking fun 😭😭 #i like the q!ship as well but PLS behave at least in their chats. yesterday roier was worried that ppl were doing the same thing to cellbit #spamming for interactions #HE KNOWS that THAT IS one of the reasons that made one of his friends to not log in as much #he knows that seeing interactions between him and cellbit as just a ship is problematic for the same thing #He doesnt want that to happen again pls chat behave 😭😭😭 #cellbit #roier #qsmp #alessa's posts

[qwakque]

realized epedeuce is not commonly called applejuice but i personally like calling them that bc its like a play on their names LOL apple for epel and juice for deuce!! epedeuce = applejuice

#what do ppl normally call this ship actually im curious #:0

[vestboyfriends]

nancy starts reconnecting with parts of her childhood after all that shit went down for comfort. this prompts her to start a collection of stuffed animals, get into d&d again, pick her old lotr books up from the dusty shelves, experiment with make-up like she did as a preteen...

she even starts making friendship bracelets again but only gives them to very specific people; dustin has a green and yellow one he matches with steve, robin has a red, orange and yellow one she refuses to take off even when she showers, and jonathan has a purple one he turned into a keychain because bracelets kinda make his skin itch and he can't keep them on for longer than half an hour (of course, nancy helps him with redesigning it).

eddie has one, too. it's blue with a single pink bead in it. nobody really questions it, and if they do, eddie just shrugs and tells them that nancy ran out of blue beads and had to improvise. little do they know, nancy has a pink bracelet with one blue bead in it, matching eddie's.

it's not like nancy thinks eddie is more special than the others, or anything like that. it's just that eddie has been there, encouraging her on her journey to rediscover that part of her life she had forgotten.

when eddie caught nancy reading lotr behind school during lunch, he plopped down right beside her and talked about it with her for the remaining of their break (they now have weekly meet-ups where they discuss about the plot points nancy reached during the week). when nancy wanted to rekindle her relationship with d&d, eddie did not waste a second to organize a campaign just for her. when the two of them found themselves at the byers-hopper family's new home for movie night, nancy revealed to wanting to try out the lead actress' make-up on herself, and eddie told her he would have helped. (nancy thought he was joking; he wasn't.)

and when nancy ended up crying in eddie's arms after everything had felt like too much, when they both trusted each other enough to tell the other tiny little secrets about themselves and who they truly were, when eddie showed up at her house with cheap liquor and a box full of beads he had found at the flea market after a rough day... it was then that nancy knew she had found herself something precious.

so yes, nancy wheeler has a best friend. that's another thing she needed back from her childhood.

#this is just pure word vomit but i needed to get it out of my brain #i love platonic nancy/eddie so much they are consuming me i could talk about them for hours on end #nancy wheeler #eddie munson #what could be a good duo name for them. umhhhhh #THEY DONT EVEN HAVE A SHIP NAME #i refuse to call them nanced even though i admit it sounds pretty funny #freakpriss ??? #does it sound weird. #it does doesn't it #god do i really have to call them nanced #wheelson ??? #its even weirder #ALL OF THIS FOR A PLATONIC SHIP NAME ONLY I AND MAYBE 2 OTHER PPL CARE ABOUT😭😭😭 #sorry for being mentally ill #ves goes bla bla bla #headcanon #sort of #SHOUTOUT TO THE PERSON THAT THEIR SHIP NAME IS EDANCY !!! UR A REAL ONE #edancy #ok i may prefer nanced though #im speedrunning an enemies to lovers trope with the ship name nanced

[daz4i]

my take on ship discourse is that ppl should ship what they want but also you gotta be okay with ppl not liking certain ships for reasons you don't consider a big deal. and you gotta be okay with them complaining about it (outside of ship tags). someone not liking ships with age gaps, for example, does not automatically make them an "anti" or w/e, thinking ppl should enjoy whatever fictional thing they want =/= automatically being okay with it all yourself. i don't think it's that complicated

#don't force your personal taste or morals on others but also you're allowed to dislike things it's okay. #i recall one time complaining abt a harmless ship i dislike and saying i don't get why ppl like it and getting called an anti for that #like ? okay ig. what does that have to do with anything #i have a lot of opinions on shipping discourse but I've got both antis and anti-antis following me and i don't wanna get attacked by either. #ig I'll sum it up as: when it comes to people fiction and morals you shouldn't go to extremes. bc you can't define them anyway #I'll leave it at that for now bc every time i try to phrase another tag i lost control and write an essay

[mute-call]

;;

ok yea . permanent shipping call. ur not committing to anything by liking this except some fun little chats about dynamics :)c

#also bc i get too nervous to like OTHER ppl’s calls. #I’m going to be very clear that i WANT ppl to interact w this / you’re not annoying me if u do! #also we don’t have to have written together yet for u to like this welll just see what Happens etc #;shipping call #;starter call

[showinalittlelife]

J*ly stans are like cockroaches infesting my house and no matter how much anti-cockroach spray I buy they always find ways to get on my nerves it doesn’t matter how many I crush, or how many times I move they’re like tiny parasites finding their way to me through every crack and one day I’ll just burn my entire house down with them all inside and live a peaceful life.

#my house is my fyp btw I love tumblr bc I can filter them out #thing is I actually do not give two flying fucks if anyone writes or reads Jily #like I get how fandom works and I support everyone doing what they want #it’s just these annoying little kids flooding comment sections and making tiktoks about how any mlm ship is pure evil bc it excludes lily #like is lily in the room with us rn? #shes a fictional character she doesn’t even exist #the people you’re calling misogynistic for not liking her or any ship that involves her however do #Jily stans are the most insufferable humans I’ve ever come across #and I’ve been in other fandoms but nothing is like the superiority complex in this one #you’re not better for liking a canon ship you’re not better because you only write/read wlw you’re not better than potterheads #because try explaining who James is without saying he’s Harry potters dad #and nobodys interpretations of a character are more valid than the other #just because some tiktok got a few likes and some views doesn’t mean that whatever ppl say is canon or an unspoken rule about a character #y’all aren’t superior to anyone #and don’t even get me started on how entitled some ppl are because. god #anyways I’m just very frustrated rn #I’ll probably delete this later

[tomboyyyaoi]

trigun twitter blows like actually fucking sucks ass like actually eats shit like good god what a cesspit. what a fucking travesty how those people live and consume media, twitter fandoms continue losing, seethe, rot, fester, youre all doomed

#sorry idk why i turned into an evil wizard at the end there #but fr trigun twitter fucking sucks its so bad good lord what a sad little life jane #those mfs will say 'i hate when ppl fetishise and feminise vash' to mean ppl draw him with a pussy and call him babygirl #and it makes them fucking seethe for some reason #like man if u want hypermasc vash with a big swangin cock u draw that u go right ahead #but ppl like the way he cries and whines and whimpers and theres fuckall u can do about that imagine getting upset over that #imagine spending ur precious free time ranting on twitter bc ppl ship fictional incest #imagine getting genuinelh passionately upset bc ppl 'dont get' media u like bc they fucking read it differently #imagine not having fun #jesus fuck its so miserable #these ppl are pathetic #jesus christmas man #what a life #god my braincells are burning #trigun twitter sucks so bad christ i hope u all get clowned on we are officially one of the worst fanbases just from how ppl act on there #actual brain damage #im shifting into hyper retard mode #god almighty #sad little people so much fucking discourse over virtually nothing #dont even get me started on the reprobates who talk about vamery like its some rancid problematic ship actually shut the fuck up kys #maim maim kill kill die die die die die #god #hate breeds hate ur all rancid #this is why im not on fandom twt it makes me so fucking angry #rancid site #rancid #putrid

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

also every blackhands shipper who has ever called their ship a rarepair owes me financial compensation. im knocking on every door in the fandom rn and begging people to accept frenchie/ed into their hearts

#this is a joke in case that isnt clear #the financial compensation part i mean #not the “begging people to accept frenchie/ed into their hearts” part. im 100% serious abt that #ofmd #txt #mine #og #fred #frenchied #ed x frenchie #frenchie x ed #fredward #also im sorry to do this but im tagging the ship for organization purposes sorry ed/iz shippers: #blackhands #and uh idk if this is actually applicable but: #obligatory not all izzy fans disclaimer #bc i havent seen THAT many ppl call blackhands a rarepair #but i have seen some people say that and it's soooooo funny fdsjkf #YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS TO SUFFER /j