#what if I told you she’s just a baby

[mfdoombox]

#what if I told you she’s just a baby #two hundred babies to be exact #harrowhark nonagesimus #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrowhark fanart #tlt #gtn #gtn fanart #tlt fanart

[jojo-schmo]

I wish I could tell the original artist that this drawing permanently changed the entire direction of my life in 2009. I want to shake their hand, look them in the eye, and admit I would not be who I am today if this drawing didn’t exist.

EDIT: Original artist is @ivynajspyder !!!!

#‘but jojo’ you ask. ‘that seems a little ridiculous’ #‘don’t you think that’s a little much?’ #no. NO. IT IS THE TRUTH. #little baby middle schooler jojo had just gotten squeak squad. the first kirby game she ever owned. #and she loved it even tho there’s a lot she didn’t understand #like who dedede was supposed to be or why copy abilities existed #I asked for the game because my roommate at swim camp had it and she told me the plot of the game when I looked over her shoulder to watch #(the plot she told me was completely made up btw she said kirby had to save the dimension from dark overlord and did not mention the squeak #and said stuff about meta knight being a bad guy idk I realize now she was just weaving a tale of her own haha) #SO I WAS NOT AWARE OF THE LORE. I had only played the one game and it’s the one people don’t like the plot of #but meta knight completely intrigued me #what was this blue sword wielding little kirby dude doing here?? #so I’d replay his boss fight over and over again just to get that glimpse at his face #and I’d sit and wonder what it all meant. who was this mysterious swordsman?? #and the boss fight was hard!!! it cost me to beat it at the time but I’d still do it to see his face #AND THEN AFTER LIKE A YEAR OF THIS it occurred to me that there was a kirby wiki online #so I found all the pictures of his face and my little fangirl-raised-by-deviantart mind ATE THIS UP. #and then I look up that one fateful google search……… the one that changed me #meta. #knight. #maskless. #and this drawing was towards the top of the results #I went feral about a fandom related topic for the very very first time #I lost my MIND. HOW can a character be so cute AND COOL??! I was a changed child. #I consumed the hoshi no kaabii anime like it was the only piece of media on earth #I drew comics about him. I made my first kirby oc ever to go on a grand adventure on him. #I filled my notebooks with kirby art to the point my mom was like ‘jossie. you REALLY need to branch out. these are just orbs.’ #and now I am the kirby artist I am today. so yes. YES. this drawing did change my life. #thanks for reading. and thanks to the original artist. I tried to find them to link but nothing. so if you know pls tell me #THE END!!! and remember! your art makes a difference in people’s lives even if they don’t say it to your face!!!!

[extra-somethin-somethin]

If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)

#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head #ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it #like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like #kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all #and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo #and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like #now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week? #yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay #kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello #why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine #but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him #they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her) #i just think it'd be fun cos like #it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met #kurama and hiei #kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back #they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀 #it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan #yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc #and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺'' #''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing #it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next #cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe #okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept #kuwameshi #yu yu hakusho #kuwabara kazuma #yusuke urameshi #koenma

[darlingod]

Jude in QoN: “Of course it was a trick” That’s what you said.

Cardan:

#Cardan: but that’s what you dooooo baby girl I was just tryna match your energy #also him saying “ofc it was a trick” #that “ofc” speaks volumes to me #like “well yeah it was a trick?? no way you thought you were seriously exiled” #also he’s so fucking dumb for that cause yes #I see his side #BUT DAMN SHE JUST GOT BACK FROM BEING TORTURED BRUH #and you sent her to the one place you always told her to go back to😭😭😭😭with NO WARNING #that’s what Madoc did to her you son of a bitch😭😭😭took everything from her in one day #obvi Madoc was so much worse but they both took everything from her within a moment of time and sent her to a world she did NOTTT wanna go #I love love love Cardan #he overestimates Jude so much and it’s cute AS FUCK but fucks shit over #like yes I’m all for him thinking his wife is a literal god #but he needs a reminder of her mortality every once in awhile #the folk are so fucking oblivious dear god😭😭😭😭 #cardan greenbriar #queen of nothing #jude duarte

[moeblob]

You know, when I kept getting asked "so you didn't ever have severe pains before now?" in the hospital and I kept replying "I have a high pain tolerance" I meant it. However, there is only so much pain my tiny 4'9" body can hold... (aka I am sweating and in agony bc I'm getting told to use LESS severe pain meds so I don't rely on them too much and it is AWFUL)

#moe talks a lot #i was shaking earlier and despite the fact i sound like im gonna cry #and the fact that my mom can pick out im about to cry from pain bc im trying to take less pain meds #LIKE MY MOM IS INSTRUCTING ME TO DO #shes like well why arent you taking any pain meds #BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO AVAILABLE OPTIONS AND ON A SIX HOUR TIMER #i cant take both at once or else what happens to me if i hurt before the six hours is up #i have to manage them in a way that allows me to benefit from both and being told im doing it wrong #after being told well its your fault it got so bad because you never complained about pain before #YEAH NO JOKE? REALLY? I NEVER DID? because everyone acts like im too young to feel that kinda pain #oh youre hurting? just wait until youre older #and its currently agony to breathe again but that i guess is also my fault bc im trying to use pain meds #holy moly i just want to not get dizzy standing up cause wow dang #sure would be nice if the multiple incisions in my stomach didnt THROB every time i sneezed or coughed or cleared my throat #but since i didnt use much pain meds before because i would be mocked for being too much of a baby its like #welp damn now i could really use some and im being called out for being too reliant #anyway time to sleep more because that means im not noticing my pain #im literally smaller than most children and so i do understand my body size makes people worried about the medication intake #but can i please just go a day without being asked how much im taking or when i last took it or if im gonna cry #anyway sorry for the excessive rant today never really had surgery or anything so this is brand spankin new suffering

[master-sass-blast]

Look at her.

Look at that face.

That is the face of a woman who tells suckass jokes.

That is the face of a woman who laughs at said suckass jokes.

That is the face of a woman who knows she tells suckass jokes, enjoys tormenting her girlfriend with her tremendously shitty, terrible Dad jokes, and has to keep from laughing while her girlfriend wishes either or both of them were dead.

Shame on her.

#sass speaks #everyone say thank you to honey for this post she told me to make it #sevika #arcane #i feel like i see so much of young sevika in this screencap #she looks so impish #very wry and surprisingly innocent #what a baby #who tells the worst jokes humanity has ever heard #not even dark jokes just #straight up bad #sevika has dad energy all she needs is a fanny pack and a pair of bbq tongs

[thesmokinpossum]

when i tell you my jaw hit the fucking floor at this scene...

#kay baby girl you should have run so fast and so far #unfortunately she was litterally 21 years old so of course she would have been like #'yes his own mother just told me that he's a murderer whose gonna make me miserable but i love him so...' #and that's not me saying she's not intelligent: that's me saying that she's a 21 years old girl in love and i'm very sad for her #kay adams #who deserved so much better than what she got smdh #btw sorry for the shit quality the light is awful in this backstore and i'm so stunned that i had to share this with tumblr right away #on a more positive note mama corleone constantly screaming at tom in italian is probably the most validating thing ever for him lmao

[chilapis]

WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK

#YEAHHHH BABY LET’S GO. #GUESS WHO FINISHED WAY EARLIER THAN EVERYONE ELSE + IDENTIFIED ALL THE OVERLAPS & DEFENCES APPLICABLE + DID SUCH GOOD ANALYSIS. #I WAS SO GIDDY AFTER I LEFT THAT EXAM HALL HUMMING & SKIPPING. #PEP IN MY FUCKING STEP. JOYOUS WITH WHIMSY AND WONDER #GIRLWIN? GIRLCONQUER? GIRL KILL. #what the fuck was I even humming. like yeah I was humming to Some beat but WHICH. #ANYWAY HIIIIIIIII THE FUCKING EXCITEMENT HAS NOT WORN OFF YET I JUST GOT HOME. #also met this darling girl from another campus & she asked for my insta & she looked confused at the handle so she told me hers but I can’t. #fucking find her i’m so sad ): #she was omg where are you from . im sure you did so well what’s your Instagram <3 & she was so sweet. where is sheeeeeeeeee #anyway yeah can you tell I’ll be unbearably annoying tonight. #✧.*🌹

[hamartia-grander]

Jesus fucking christ I hate the US south

#Cw gun mention I guess #I was feeling super nauseous so I went into the kitchen to get ritz crackers #And we're at my grandma's rn for Christmas and she has windows in the kitchen that look out at the road/other houses #And NO curtains or blinds because she's old #And anyway I turned a small light on so I could see the crackers and I hear a fucking man outside shout “WHO'S OUT THERE” #In the heaviest southern accent. Mind you every fucking person in this area has a gun bc there's lots of trees with squirreld they shoot #And logically now that I am calming down I know it was just a bad coincidence and he was probably yelling at smthn in his yard #But jesus fucking christ I felt such immediate intense fear my head went cold #Ran to my baby brother's room bc I was certain someone was gonna come kill us #Then the rationality took over and I just told my mom about it. But now I'm sitting outside his room eating crackers bc I'm fucking paranoid #It is almost 4am and I haven't slept a wink I cannot do this rn #But literally the last time I went for a walk around here my dad told me not to go alone and also not to say anything stupid #And also stay far away from houses bc I could get myself shot #Literally what the fuck is this. #“Afearican” except I'm still very much in the US #Not to mention almost every fucking house has a blue lives matter flag and some have isr*el flags now too like #I fuuuuucking hate it here

[beeholyshit]

I'm so emotional rn

#(🍰) *⁠.⁠✧ — Maroon #(☆) ｡⁠.ﾟ— Red #pokespe parents #time for me to ramble in tags #I can't believe what they did to Bill. I was so worried when I SAW HIM ON THE FLOOR ALL COVERED IN BLOOD #THAT'S RED'S BIG BROTHER NO ONE CAN TOUCH HIM PLEASE PLEASE #this is my way of copinwiuughhgouh #Bill's also my son I never mention it but I keep him in my heart #pats his head #the same reason why Maroon visits him on the hospital to take care of him #also because I believe that when the kids turned into stone Bill was there for her all the time and was also the one who told her- #-what happened and all the things Red kept as a secret (because he cares about both of them) #checking on her while she was DEPRESSED #I know I never talked properly about that but it hurted me so much I WILL ONE DAY BUT OUGHHG #anyways #going back to Red #you have no idea how much I missed my sweet baby. I saw him and started crying #he is my biggest comfort you have no idea how much I suffer when I see him sufder ougjhg #I'M GONNA START CRYING AGAIN #I just needed to make 10000 doodles of smoo tiny bebe #iwiwiw #🖍️ —⁠ Silly doodles #pokespe #pokemon special

[leolaroot]

made my mom cry but i got some serious bull shit off my chest oh well happy mothers day

#shes reading this conference talk where this guy says “trust is the basis of all relationships” and she says i dont think thats true bc how #can a mother trust her baby. how can a mother trust a toddler. how can a mother trust an adult child who has lied or turned their life away #from their parents. #and so i asked her do you not trust us kids? #abd she waffled but eventually she said Yesh. like i love you and i know i can trust you for some things but all of you have hurt me so. #and i said Yeah thats natural. i think complete trust is a superhuman quality i dont think i trust anyone 100% #qnd she says Okay so why dont you trust me. What have i ever done to you. #first of all. 😐 you dont want to hear it so dont ask that lol. 2nd you just told me you dont trust me and i didnt react so calm down. #but anyways i just said to her “youre dependable and i know you wont let me down when youve made a commitment to do something. #but i have emotions and thoughts that i do not trust you with.“ #and we both started crying but i stood firm and i told her i love her but she just got up and left. #she loves starting convos like that but i do kind of feel bad for dropping thwt on her esp when she like. had to leave soon for an appt #but . i didnt say anything I didnt mean. and i was just responding to her.

[ihatebnha]

Something about airports that has dads at their most attractive… so now I’m just stuck w/ the imagery of Bakugo in his travel fit w/ your baby daughter strapped to his chest, both of their hair a little mussed, and both with the grumpiest glares and puffy eyes because neither were able to go to sleep at the right bedtime last night.

And she keeps fussing against him, not because she’s hungry or hurt, but because she wants to talk to him; tell him to stop letting you get up every five minutes, that the airport restaurant smells weird (he thinks so too), that she doesn’t like the hideous, matching jackets on the couple next to you… and all he can sit there and do is rub her little back in agreement :(

Oh my god, and Kirishima with a runner little boy… on his feet the entire trip trying to keep your son from dashing off and getting lost in the vast expanse of the airport. To make up for it, he puts him up on his shoulders and stands by the window to help him look at the view… but then he gets his own hair (which is scruffy and down because he’s a mess) pulled because the kid suddenly wants to play ratatouille and make him do all the running.

Definitely the kid who needs to waddle around in the aisle the whole flight, and stand at every row just to say to everyone, too (Kiri’s just behind him, trying not to bump his head, apologetic: “hi, everyone. Sorry, everyone”). It’s okay because they’re both cute, though.

And Deku’s the one who has a 45 minute Q+A session with his son… just about how long your flight is gonna take. Sitting on the ground and sharing every snack you give them like little prisoners. Stop this madness.

#bakugo #kirishima #deku #god I’m gonna go insaneeeeeeeeee #I actually haven’t seen any cute airport dads so far but there is a crying baby on my flight #and the thought of bakugo with a little crying baby … UGH JRBRKDJVKIV #not that I want our baby to cry but it’s just cuz she’s so smart she knows what’s going on and HATES it #just like him #he probably can’t stand airports and it’s just them being sad together and looking alike #and he’s so hurt whenever ur hurt so when ur kid is upset? man he’s LIVID #needs a massage asap LOL #as soon as you get home #I’ve been in such a girl dad bakugo mood lately #but lmfao also kiri #he’s so 🙁 about having to talk to everyone on the flight just bc ur kid wants to peep at everyone #leash baby fr except he probs told you that you wouldn’t need one of those leash backpacks #now look at u #LOOOL #sorry if this sucks I am on the airplane LOL #caitie post #kids tw

[egginfroggin]

So this post got stuck in my head again.

Baby Sabi variant of I Told You So go brrrrrrrrrrr.

Some fluff under the cut -- and Emmet struggling with that thing that every parent of a baby does at some point: comforting the Wailing One.

"You are being verrrry loud."

The infant continued to scream.

Emmet released the largest of sighs and shifted her in his arms, bringing her up a bit higher against his chest. Her round face was puffy and red -- distress incarnate, it seemed.

"Extremely loud," he deadpanned. "Yet I feel like I've heard louder. Still. You are being loud. Why?"

Sabi squirmed, finally lapsing into precious silence to draw breath.

Snuggled down in the nest, Lord Braviary grumbled and peeked his head over the rim of sticks and down.

"Do you want to cuddle with Braviary? Is that it?"

Her lungs had been filled, and she set about emptying them for the umpteenth time.

He couldn't see anything wrong, which was what made this entire situation so... infuriating? Bothersome?

Concerning?

Emmet wondered -- not for the first time -- how, in all the world, he had wound up like this. Lord Braviary had picked him, and that he could understand the Clan abiding with.

But the tiny orphan he was currently holding while the moon crept towards its midnight zenith?

Baffling.

She was distinctly unhappy, clearly indescribably so -- though, if one asked him, he'd say she was doing a fantastic job of describing her misery despite her nonexistent vocabulary -- and apparently hurting, if the desperate edge to her tone did anything.

Well, her tone, and the odd buzz in the back of his head. It was almost like panic, though subtle, and it didn't shut up no matter how much he mentally swatted at it.

He knew that maternal instincts were strange, if logical things, but paternal instincts were an oddity that he'd never heard of -- assuming that that was what this incessant need to comfort was.

"Would a kiss help?" he offered, half sarcastic, and was met with still more dismay and distress.

Sighing again and desperately nearing defeat -- down would hurt to stuff in his ears, but he couldn't calm her down and he needed to sleep -- he leaned down and gently kissed her tiny forehead. It was feverishly hot from her fussing, especially in contrast with the chilly Icelands air.

Yet -- she quieted at that, prying her bright eyes open to peer up at him.

"... What?" He blinked at her, and she blinked at him. "Was. Was that all you wanted?"

Could babies be petty? He didn't know. Human babies were outside his area of expertise -- and he didn't know how he knew that, he just did, don't ask -- and that included their capacity for grudges, pettiness, mischief, and all other manners of intentional tomfoolery.

But, no, she hiccuped, and her tiny hands were wiggling under her blankets -- she looked like a tiny Cascoon that had been kicked in the face.

Another peck on her forehead, and she babbled, sparing his ears the symphony of misery she'd been conducting.

"... Is it your head?" he asked, leaning back to tilt his head at her. He shifted her to one arm, lifting his free hand to tap at her forehead.

She gurgled, squirming like she wanted to lean up against his hand -- he finagled the glove off, exposing his fingers to the cold air, and pressed his hand to her head.

Well.

As excessive as her methods of conveying the agony of a headache may have been, he could sympathize somewhat.

Braviary clucked from his nest, and he lifted a wing as Emmet looked up at him.

Emmet stared at his Noble for a moment, then looked down at where his bedding lay rumpled on the ground. It had most likely gone cold.

He huffed, softly, and plucked up a pillow, keeping a tight hold on Sabi as he bend to pick it up. She giggled at the motion, down-and-up, apparently in much better spirits.

Lord Braviary rumbled deep in his throat as Emmet clambered up into the nest and settled under his wing. The Noble was exceptionally warm, all fluffy and soft, and it was like being smacked in the face with solid Sleep Powder.

"Okay," he said, patting Sabi's head. She blinked her big, green eyes at him slowly, headache forgotten already under the crushing weight of sleepiness. "Back to sleep. For you. And for me."

He cut off with a yawn.

"Sleepytime junction is now boarding...."

Sabi cooed at that, a little, "'eeby," that was almost a word falling from her mouth as she fell asleep.

Emmet followed soon after, and Lord Braviary after him, huddled in the cozy nest.

#submas #subway boss emmet #warden sabi #lord braviary #i told you so au #eggin's writings #they're eepy your honor #anyway yeah. sabi gets headaches and nightmares from her visions #emmet was cold and that felt nice on her poor little aching head #hence why she calmed down #also skin-on-skin contact for babies is like. a calming thing #I know that it's usually talked about in relation to mothers and their babies #but honestly in this case emmet's basically the resident parent now #so sabi is taking what she can get #human contact in general is just. appreciated #anyway have some fluff #very odd for me hm yes nobody got hurt in this how odd #yes I typed this up in like. 20 minutes. and one sitting #on tumblr dot com even #i might post this to ao3 #anyway #here ya go #have a nice day lovely beans :>

[lesbiansanemi]

I hate working with men

#have a male coworker who has been doing his job HORRENDOUSLY wrong #to the point that everyone else is having to take HOURS of their shifts to fix what he’s fucked up #and APPRENTLY several of my coworkers have tried to talk to him about it and correct him #and he’s been getting so goddamn offended and butthurt over it and acting like he’s not doing anything wrong #(and this is important the ppl who have tried talking to him are all older women. one in her 40s one in her 50s and one in her 60s) #ONE OF WHOM IS OUR DEPARTMENT MANAGER #and I was bitching about him today #and one of them was like ‘well maybe you should try correcting him’ #and I was like why 1. not my job I’m not a manager but 2. he’s not listened to anyone else why would he listen to me #and she was like ‘well it will feel less threatening from you less like he’s getting scolded by a mom so he might take it better’ #and like. HM! WELL! #I know this is a crazy wild absolutely batshit suggestion #but when a man gets told what to do/corrected by women (who have all been doing this job SIGNIFICANTLY longer) #and his reaction to is to act like a little fucking disrespectful piss baby #WE JUST WRITE HIM UP LIKE WE WOULD ANYONE ELSE INSTEAD OF TRY TO APPEAL TO HIS FWAGIL TEENY TINY EGO #LIKE IDK SEEMS LIKE THE NORMAL COURSE OF ACTION TO ME????? #not make the androgynous goth bitch in their 20s try to correct him cuz I’m SOMEHOW less threatening #I’m read as a woman he’s gonna have the same damn reaction #I just. ugh. UGH #I fucking hate men #kaz rambles

[newvegascowboy]

I was kinda Jesting about it a little bit ago, but Killian and Shaun just have the potential to have SUCH a fucked up relationship. Shaun, the guy who considers the death of his mother to be collateral damage, who was going to free Killian as a social experiment, who finds out his dad takes off into a grief induced drug haze and becomes a raider overlord for a little bit. VS Killian, the guy who straight up tells him to his face "I love you, but I never should have been your father, and the parent who could have saved you is dead". Killian who realized he couldn't be the kind of father a child deserves wayy too late, but having a wife and kid was kind of all he had. Shaun who has to contend with the realization that his dad thought it was a blessing that Shaun and Nora were "dead". Killian who realizes he's done the exact same thing his parents did to him. DELICIOUS.

#fallout #kal talks #killian #shaun #killian was an addict before the bombs fell and hid addiction is very much a parallel to how the us army treated soldiers #in Vietnam #in which soldiers would become addicted to drugs that were freely available in country and then have access to Zero recovery resources #once they were shipped home #also like. no resources for PTSD therapy lol #and Nora KNEW. she just didnt say anything #told herself it was fine unless he brought it home #and he didnt for a while. until he did. and they separated because of it. they were only briefly back together because killian promised #to recover #and then yk. bombs. #nora is rightfully frustrated with killian because of Killian's lack of initiative #SHE asked him out SHE proposed SHE wanted a baby. but she never communicates this frustration to him until like The Fight they have #*she never communicates this until The Fight they have where she decides to take off and take shaun #like dgmw killian genuinely mourns nora and shaun when he believes they're dead but a part of him is relieved #that they dont have to try and survive in what the world has become #and a big part of his character arc as a whole even beyond the redemption aspect of atoning for the Overboss thing #is overcoming his depressed and pessimistic world view #that the world IS worth something #that there is hope and we must try to make the world better #because if we dont then it will be just as bad as you believe it to be #facing off with shaun is Killian's final challenge #to look at his son and acknowledge the way he failed him. that killian did not believe in a world where shaun survived and thought #it was a mercy that he 'died' #and they both suffered for it #Killian's gotta face the music and be like 'yeah i failed you and i can never undo that and im sorry. i wish i had been a better man' #'and all i can do is be one now.'

[i-am-become-a-name]

ohohohohoho early gallifrey audios. queen, beloved queen, bastard and other bastard times. also k9.

#wiggling my little fingers listening to disassembled. this audio is so fucked up i love it #gallifrey #audios #commander andred. interrogator general. chewing the walls. #ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh interrogator general............. she has that lower voice like when leela says nice things abt narvin............... #full of sound and fury..... a tale told by an idiot perhaps..... but a tale that's over now. it signified nothing......... #biting and chewing and biting and chewing #i called him lord burner. it's his name. #genuinely just bit my hand LORD BURNER BRAX BABY YOU KNOW WHATS GOING ON #so the obvious question is - how did you- ah. yes. quite. #I WILL BITE AND CHEW THIS AUDIO #and the thing is. Someone tipped off the old man. the old man who escaped with his granddaughter. #but the other version took such /joy/ in killing his brother. #oh. oh god