for anyone who is wondering where my pun streak comes from my dad just said mashbrowns when talking about making hashbrowns with mashed potatoes and then laughed about it for the next 5 minutes
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It’s the middle of the night but I have
✨Thoughts✨
Why is it in Pinocchio everyone is so shocked to see a wooden puppet come to life and talk when this world also contains bipedal talking cricket, fox and cat? (Also donkeys but that’s…yea)
Like, the movie has a cat in it and it doesn’t talk or anything so this isn’t the norm. I’m mostly just asking how this world works
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I go into Tumblr recommended a lot because that's how I find new people, new art, new interests, etc. But every now and then someone will add into the tags a long hate post about a creator/artist/write and how whatever it is that they are drawing/writing/describing makes them an awful person.
That the fiction they are creating for themselves is the very reflection of what that person is like and what their interests are, and that if dabble in gore, or sex, or anything problematic, that this person is a supporter of all the evil in the world that came before them.
And I sit there, HAVING to have read that because its in the tags of the show/book/fandom that I'm interested in. And I wonder. Why are you there? Why are you here in this place, writing this? Are you such an idiot that you can't tell that creators/normal people can write about those things and not be like that? That they aren't murderers, abusive people, cannibals (can't even believe I have to write that), etc? Or that they would even support those kinds of things in the real world?
Are you so online that you can't tell these two things apart?
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Tumblr what did you do? Why is the menu on the left and the dashboard so squished in the middle?
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i dont know why my brain keeps giving me dreams about people who bullied me growing up loving & accepting me
it’s not nice, every time it happens i spend hours sitting around feeling sad and isolating from everyone ;-;
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my friend asked me to relay the following to you about your flag for sillyevilthing
This person’s opinions do not reflect mine, and are purely of his
“to: person who designed that flag,
I hope you feel happy that you just gave me, a vexillologist, an aneurysm.
best regards, void”
This is the equivalent of seeing someone's art and going up to them to say "hey my friend said your art gave them an aneurysm" ???
I don't know why you thought that this would be okay to send regardless of whether you agree with them or not, but cool 👍🏽
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playing sonic cd for the first time ans what. the. fuck
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Like my head is fucking spinning with rage Im straight up dizzy
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My cycle has begun a week early, and I am on my second day. Which of course, means that it is 2:30am and I am incurably insomnianic right now. Because why sleep when your hormone glands can produce chemicals?
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i think one of my least favorite troupes in tf2 fanfics has to be scout finds x and y are dating and freaks out/starts being openly homophobic towards them because "canon typical homophobia"
they are mercenaries. fucking contract killers. do you think anyone gives a flying fuck about homosexuality being illegal?
you see, they are ok with murder and gruesome violence, HOWEVER they draw the line at two men holding hands because the words on the paper say it's a no no
he would probably tease them because, that's normal that's what friends and annoying coworkers do. and sometimes he might step on a line.
but my dear friends. if scout was genuinely homophobic to any of the other mercs, im afraid he wouldn't survive the winter (irse a mimir). he would get snapped by a twig and it doesn't even have to be by the merc he was insulting. anyone in the vicinity would suplex his ass. son, we all suck dick here. get used to it
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