#whats this about engagement rings?

[luna-lovegreat]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage' #'give me the boys I'll talk to them' #to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through' #'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious' #'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me' #Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle' #technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :) #love you guys #:)

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou hates this fucking time of year. Mainly because of the cold and dreary weather, but also because of the holidays and the upcoming expectations of and from him. He’s a damn good gift giver—when he wants to be, and only because he listens, also when he wants to—but the part he hates the most about it?

Gift wrapping. It’s a damn obligation from hell. He’d rather go out and buy all the gift boxes and bags and bows and shit before he’d ever wrap a gift. Maybe he hates it because he’s not automatically good at it, maybe he hates it because it’s just fucking stupid and useless if you’re just gonna tear through the wrapping paper anyway!

But he does it, for you and only you. Only because you came home at the beginning of the month with armfuls of wrapping paper and bows and gift tags and tissue paper and—and too much red and green and white. You’re so excited, and he can’t deny how cute you look sticking your tongue out when you cut the wrapping paper around the gift you got for Mina.

He stares at the present he brought you months in advance, wonders what’s so hard about wrapping a tiny little velvet box? And discovers his hatred all over again for wrapping paper and tape and shear scissors and dumb sticky bows. But the face you make at him? When he hands you the hand wrapped gift hidden under the tree on a horrendously cold morning?

It makes him warmer inside than he cares to admit. You don’t make fun of his wrapping skills or how there’s too much tape and that one hole he made in it when he gripped it too hard. You only grin at him, tear into the gift with haste, whisper about how nice it is to get some hand wrapped from him knowing how much he hated it. But maybe—maybe he doesn’t hate it so much now. Not if it gets this reaction out of you every time.

#thought about this while I was wrapping my nieces gifts today lol #damn near CRIED!!!!! #have y’all ever had to wrap a baby alive or a fucking ARCHERY SET???? #HELLO???? #so difficult for no reason #my personal hc for me n bkg is that he hates winter like how I hate fall lol #we’re both miserable until spring comes around and then suddenly everything is okay #also is it tacky to wrap an engagement ring LOL that’s not what I pictured in the box but still I’m curious #I pictured a nice necklace or bracelet that is personal to you #like a bday gemstone or the like #BUT IS IT TACKY???? #and would u beat him up if he did that bc I think I would a little bit #alright gn I am tired and want that new mozzarella sandwich from Wendy’s #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬

[uncanny-tranny]

Hey, you're being lied to about what fitness constitutes. If you can't work in an hour-long crossfit slog, but you can work in a five-minute walk, then that is still fitness. If you can't use your legs but you can do arm circles every now and again, that is still fitness. If you're moving around at work, that's still fitness. It can be intentional or incidental, but here's the best part: your body doesn't care if you're dedicating specific work-out times. It doesn't care if the "only" fitness it gets is your nine to five on your feet. It doesn't care, fitness is fitness is fitness. Some of us do it differently, but the end result is more or less similar.

If you can do any type of fitness safely, your body isn't going to care if you're doing it like an Olympic athlete or if you're just a casual.

#fitness #gentle reminders #i hate hate hate the idea that fitness must be done Intentionally and in a Hegemonic Way #like... fitness is whatever you make of it and whatever you do #your body isn't going to be like 'well you walked for fove minutes but you didn't do shoulder presses at the gym so it doesn't count 😊' #if you want more specific forms of fitness then SURE you might want to do more specific exercises and activities #but if your goal is overall movement for however much if your body then... you don't Need to be THAT specific #and your goals may be specific for only parts of your body and that's GREAT! #a wheelchair user may for example do more arm exercises so they can use a manual chair for instance... #...and to many people i've noticed they don't think it 'counts' because the chair user isn't using 'all' of their body... #...but it's like... using your arms in non-powered chairs can be really important so like. it's still fitness. #you don't actually have to equally focus on everything if you don't want to or can't #all this to say that fitness is Not hegemonic and you don't need to feel shame about what you do or don't do #even a tiny tiny TINY amount is significant and matters <3 #this is definitely something i've gotten more passionate about since becoming a ~gym bro~ #because you see just how different people are and what they want out of fitness #and it's taught me a lot more about my own disabilities and how i work with (and even against) them to find balance #this is what i love about those fitness video games too! because they're often made to be engaging and fun! #i LOVED just dance as a kid and that was fitness merging with video games (and i loved video games (still do!)) #and i HIGHLY recommend people get video games like just dance or that one nintendo ring game because of these elements! #it combines the comfort of home with movement with engaging music/story/video game elements #and things like that make me believe in peace and love and care on planet earth <<3

[creativesplat]

ok... so Lambert x Eve...

Eve and the two Blaiddyds

Lambert and the two Fierenes

The step-siblings

@blaiddydbrokeit and I were talking, and they have now sent me down the wonderful rabbit hole that is Eve and Lambert getting married and looking after their children.

#Dimi desperately needs a good mother figure (y'know rather than his idealised image of Patricia who never really loved him and didn't pay #attention to him no matter what he says to himself (you know only having that one memory of her where she was looking out the window and ig #ring him) and then tried to murder him adn his whole family) anyway #Eve would be good for Dimi #and Lambert and Alfred and Celine would get up to all sorts of shenanigans #but also Lambert might be able to help Celine understand and overcome her fear of other's deaths #Dimitri in particular would be able to understand that fear and sympathise with her #and alfred is just having a great time with a new brother and dad because everything is awesome all the time and his old dad would have lov #d his new dad and he tells alear all about it and she's like ooh! #anyway an adorable meet the step-dad step-brother situation for the couple (you know my alflear loving heart can never resist an opportunit #anyway #other tags were originally messaged to a pal when we discussed the idea but I thought they would work under the picutres too: #crack ship or not Lambert and eve are adorable in my brain #lambert egitte blaiddyd #queen Eve #fire emblem engage #fire emblem three houses #anyway maybe in a heroes universe or something; or dimi revives Lambert using some sort of magic and then Lambert and eve meet up in a Fodl #an and Elyos meet and greet sort of ball and they become friends and then they discuss being widowed and through a long series of meet ups #realise a political marriage between them both would be good for Fodlan and Fahrgus and good for Fierene and Elyos and they're also in love #anyway they both visit each other's spouses graves on the anniversary of death #like they would both really respect their partner's deceased spouses and not be jealous at all when the other gets upset and is like #I really miss them. Because they both get it

[joseigamer]

treehouse censoring even alfred's, kagetsu's, etc romantic lines in elyos after you s-support them....

#WHY!!!! #why let alfred say he loves you in his pact ring support but then not in the hub world??? #avgn WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?.mp4 #fire emblem engage #fire emblem #alfred fire emblem #i swear to god i will make a masterpost of every change at some point because this is insane. #regardless on whether people like how fe has dating sim elements there is no excuse for removing content that *isnt even problematic* #i am normally not someone who overly cares about FE censorship but in engage it was extremely excessive and with no rhyme or reason #hitting even characters that are over 18 in the datamined ages (which aren't even visible in game).... #hitting characters that otherwise WEREN'T censored but then are in other places #theres really no excuse for it especially when this is the game with the most textual m/m and f/f options to date #including characters like mauvier (he says he adores you in his wake up events!) who isnt just a bishounen (ignoring the bad 3d models lol) #thankfully mauviers wasnt censored too hard tho they still removed another reference of him saying he loves you! like why? #because romantic content does not change based on alear's gender; by removing romantic elements they also removed textual bisexuality #dont assume im also including jean and anna in that; because im not. but when its comes to characters that are of age as well...like come o #there also isnt any consistency. mauviers datamined age is 31 and zelkovs is 28; but zelkov is censored muuuuch harder #fe #fe17 #its a little embarrassing to care about this sort of thing but its still content people are paying for that is removed which isnt okay #for the record ive played almost every FE game and enjoy them with or without dating sim elements. #but what i hate is this half baked situation #games

[vacantgodling]

why are straight people so WEIRD

#one of the girls at my job got engaged #and all everyone can do is just make jokes about hating their husbands and #and how #omg he’s a keeper cuz he remembered what ring you wanted!!!! #like yall are so Boring #talking

[saturntheday]

Okay but can we talk about how cash is like MOTHEE HEN AND SUPPORTED ALEX WITH HIS SHENANIGANS WITH THE PRINCE OF WALES LIKE OMG MY HEART

Cash is so HPVVICUFXUFXIFX do we have him in the movie though??? I dont remember but like dont tell me if its a no

#red white and royal blue #cassius #rwrb #cash my belovedn't #i donr know what else to tag this with #the first ss is from when they find out about zahra's engagement ring i think

[kayzero]

Feel free to answer this privately!! But Id feel bad if I didn't point this out so.

you shut your fuck

#/j #kay q&a #funnily enough literally everything i said about junpei the person can and does apply to how i feel about junepei the ship #if i was properly literate i might’ve said something along the lines of ‘junpei the girl made you endure at least three deaths #four if you’re on ios! #and the very next time you see her a full year later YOU HAVE A FUCKING *RING*?! ON HAND?! YOU *PLANNED* TO PROPOSE TO YOUR MANIPULATOR?!’ #‘how would you have done it differently’ how would i have written romance? in a *death game*??? #*looks at mirakane* um. don’t uh. don’t look too deep into that. #(funnily enough this question is ALSO answered in the remaining two Junpei fragments) #(but to answer your question now: he certainly didn’t buy a fucking *engagement ring* and then bring it to a *death game*) #((i actually like how i handled the ring in ZWG: Deviation. you may praise me.)) #what did i say on the last post? imagine handing a jerk your puppet strings? #that again but replace puppet strings with your favorite phallic euphemism #i don’t like junepei very much. which is surprising considering how much i DO like childhood friend romances. #but Akane is just a little too manipulative to be a stable partner for Junpei imo #i don’t know if she’s like. capable of Not Manipulating Him. ‘for his own good’ or otherwise.

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

god help me i'm going insane about dickson xenoblade again

#this is what i get for thinking about lord of the rings too hard this week (specifically denethor / gríma / saruman and the like) #thinking about the way anthony may delivered “when will you learn you HAVE no future?” #he thinks shulk is fully DEAD at that point. he thinks HE killed him. which he very much meant to. but now that the kid is no longer there #now that the terrible future he's been preparing for and actively working to bring about has in fact come about #i don't know that dickson really cared anymore. he played his part he did the deed expected and he did it unquestioningly. So What Now? #well. now nothing. now the world that he spent so long biding his time in; so long getting enmeshed in (even for nefarious purposes) #is about to end; is about to be gone forever. #sure zanza will probably just create another world and maybe he (dickson) will have Even More Power in the new one #(though that's not a given! he doesn't know for SURE his lord and god will keep his promise!) #but like. what the hell does he care at this point #dickson SAYS he wants power but i suspect that long long ago what the giant dickson really wanted was SURVIVAL. #we never get to know just how he became a disciple or what the giant civilization looked like in its heyday or how it ended #but in MY headcanon dickson saw that some kind of destruction coming and he wanted Out #and maybe he hated his peers and figured any power and prestige that came from this bargain was just a bonus #i think he thought of himself as a saruman type: powerful; remote; far above the petty troubles of mortals (even the long-lived high entia) #but i have always headcanoned that by his later days (i.e. when he started engaging w/colony 9; machina village; etc. in earnest) #he committed too hard to the bit and started “going native” as it were; started to give a shit in ways that he would never dare admit #maybe not as much of a shit as; you know; a regular guy would. but more than an immortal disciple and horseman of the apocalypse should. #and all the time knowing that all the world he'd seen would soon be gone #maybe everyone else can get fucked. but shulk had to die too. and that's what their god MADE them to do. #he can't allow himself to care or to hope for another option bc in his mind it's already over; decided; that's it #what else can you do in the face of ultimate power but bow to it and take whatever scraps may fall to an obedient servant? #“you have no future” nor does he except that shulk came back. except that the peoples of bionis/mechonis just wouldn't accept Fate. #and in some final rebellious corner of his mind he starts putting eggs in shulk's basket. “if they can't even defeat telethia they won't #stand a chance against me (or zanza)” so let's see if they CAN. oh they did? how about a dragon? oh fuck they defeated the dragon too? #well fuck. maybe there WAS another option all along. but will/can they stand against me; the final disciple? oh they can?? #guess i'll die then bc i'm not looking THAT in the face. i am NOT unpacking my cowardice/failure/lack of vision after all these years. #good luck with that tho <3 you're welcome for the training btw. where i'm going i don't have to see your trauma assuming you live that long. #dickson #xenoblade

[madd-nix]

Totally forgot I didn't post these sketches from a few weeks ago! Anyway, this is in an au of an au of sorts. Here, Ingo and Johanna had already married pre-eeby (I have a whole plot for that in my head if anyone's interested). Now, instead of Dawn getting sent to Hisui, Johanna gets sent there and gets to reunite with her amnesiac husband.

So, obviously, Ingo would be there helping his wife quell the last two nobles, but while facing Lord Electrode, he gets a bit distracted cuz his wife is pretty and strong and an amazing dodger, and as a contest coordinator she's probably occasionally throwing in some flair due to habit, and Ingo is just in awe. Poor guy almost gets crushed cuz he's not paying attention to the frenzied noble. And poor Johanna has to keep an eye on her mess of a husband.

#my art #pokemon #pla #railsandribbonsshipping #johanna #pokemon johanna #submas #ingo #subway boss ingo #subway master nobori #warden ingo #i will say a little here about what happens pre-hisui #johanna was childhood friends with ingo and emmet and elesa but when she turned 14 she moved to sinnoh to pursue coordinating #they eventually grew apart as they all got older cuz keeping in touch long distance can be hard #johanna at some point meets a guy and gets engaged and ends up getting pregnant but the guy leaves her cuz he didnt want a kid #so she has dawn alone and ends up moving back to unova to be closer to family so they can help her raise dawn #when dawn is about 2 that's when johanna reunites with ingo after bumping into him at the subway with her daughter #then of course she reunites with emmet and elesa and she meets skyla too #she and ingo eventually date and later marry #also if you'll notice that ingo has his wedding ring on a string/chain around his neck #when he got to hisui he wasn't sure what it was for but he knew the ring was special and meant something to him #but with all the climbing he does he didn't want to ruin it or break it so he keeps it on a necklace #which is usually tucked into his parka for safe keeping #anyway i love these two and i will not stop spreading this propaganda

[hideyseek]

what. ? !

#you meet a guy who teaches you how to make sheng jian bao. #he falls in love with you and writes you a letter confessing. and then resigns from THE RESTAURANT HE OWNS (?!) and runs away #three years later you meet as tourist in an european ... mall #he takes your grandmother's ring off the necklace around your neck and proposes to you RIGHT THEN (standing up?????) AND YOU SAY YES ???? #sometimes things will happen in a story and the story will still be. lackluster in some way #but also like hey. listen. i write a fair amount of fic. not a lot. some. YES THE RECONCILIATION GETTING TOGETHER CONVERSATION IS HARD #BUT CMON THAT'S WHAT YOU OWE THE AUDIENCE FOR MAKING THEM SIT THROUGH ALL THE REST OF IT #you cant just jump to AND THEN THEY GET ENGAGED #couldnt the girl at least have GIVEN him the necklace ?? #sigh .... all the women played by this lead actress were written in the most fascinating way: intended to be plucky and headstrong but #ultimately IS PRESENTED WITH ALMOST ZERO INTERESTING OR CHARACTER-DEFINING CHOICES / ACTIONS IN CLIMAX SCENES! #crying emoji ............ time to go read fic about it #hidey watches granting you a dreamlike life #okay i did like cheng musheng's line about forgiving himself. #wish they'd committed another episode to the modern day pair tho

[nelladlaen]

excuse me while I ramble like a lunatic in the tags for a moment

#completely unengaged w/ game of thrones and not expecting to Become engaged but I will be skipping around through season 1 to see Sean Bean #for. obvious reasons. gestures vaguely at Boromir. #and as it stands that is exactly what I’m here to talk about because dear gods he aged like a fine fucking wine #yes the tragedy of Boromir’s life being cut short YES the tragedy of him never getting to see his homeland restored or the ring destroyed #or to receive forgiveness direct from Frodo. all of that. #but also the tragedy of me not getting to climb him like a fucking tree once he got into his fifties. dear fucking gods. #I need to latch onto his upper arm like a dog in bite training and not let go. hrrgh. #vibrating at a frequency high enough to shatter glass when I say I need to gnaw my way through his clothes I mean it. ripping and tearing #chewing holes in the leather of that surcoat.

[geraskier]

y'all would not believe how hot this manager at my job is. well kept beard. sides buzzed short. hair a few inches long on top. multiple ear piercings. a nose stud. tattoo sleeves down to his fingertips, tattoos peeking out of his shirt neckline. deep voice. at least 6 feet tall and a lil chubby 👀🥴

#he wears what looks like an engagement ring on his left ring finger. #BUT. the other day he wore a company branded shirt for the first time that i had seen #so i commented on it and he. got. flustered! just a tad. but that man is a few notches up the kinsey scale #newt needs a text post tag #he said something nice about my work ethic and thanked me one time #and i was thinking sir i would suck your dick behind a dumpster outside no questions asked. #you do not have to thank me for anything (yet)

[lots-of-fandoms-ps-help-me]

finished greywaren.

#adam and ronan are engaged #silently #without a word #ronan handing him a ring and him putting it on while they both just look at the stars #ripping myself apart #jordan and declan are married #i hope he bought her a social security card as a ring #jordan walking into the farmhouse just to say “pozzi” and declan smiling with all his teeth #gansey and blue are still travelers but now they have degrees that they are so so psyched about #gansey telling ronan that it dawned on him and blue the other day that being s teenager fucking sucked #one day i will get out of this hellhole #and ronan trusted Hennessy to keep Adam's conscienceness together so he could save the world with his fire #and the lynch Brothers are friends again #and adam got a .gov job that no one really knows what it is that he does #but it keeos him traveling #and ronan and Hennessy travel to help dreams and dreamers #adam nor ronan mantain a permanent residence #but they meet consistently during their travels to fall into each other's arms once again #and there will always be the barns waiting for them at the end #for all of them #the ghost show(me) #ronan lynch #adam parrish #blue sargent #richard gansey iii #jordan hennessy #declan lynch #matthew lynch #greywaren #the dreamer trilogy

[clits-and-clips]

I was never interested in marriage before I met my ex (yuck stop saying that) and now it's like.... idk like I'll never have that again I don't think :/

#was supposed to be my forever valentine #my husband #my one and only #txt #now theres this void #obviously but its hard to explain what i mean #my sister is getting married in sep so i was thinking about our wedding #what music would play #who would be ghere #there* #where it would have been #the rings #:////// #we werent engaged but we spoke about it so #eh

[wafflesetc]

It’s 04:35 in Amsterdam and I’m way jet lagged but the rage is real tonight. I don’t get how every other character got such a more realistic and realistic exit in the OC universe except for Jay.

#I am honestly at the point that the death or divorce trope would make more sense #in some twisted fashion I think they are sick enough #that they chose this specific route to keep the upstead viewers engaged #and to string us along to keep the views up #not every exit was completely in character or perfect #no character exit ever really is — #but Choi and Will had ones that made sense #we won’t talk about Jimmy because that’s a whole other thing #but at least Violet could properly grieve #rather than the limbo they have left Hailey in for nearly 9 months #and the fact we are supposed to have her taking the ring off at face value that it’s over #like — they made a point in the past to have jay sign divorce papers from that one chick #so he could possibly be with Erin #and now we are just supposed to believe that it’s over for them????? #IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES ANY OF THIS MAKE SENSE