#whb au

[sweeteaacakes]

♡》 [WHB Hollywood AU!] Failed Task

Act!Hannah, embracing Minyeok's body: MINHYEOK! MINH—

Act!Minhyeok: Pffff— *laughs*

Act!Hannah: Minh— *breaks the character and ends up laughing with him*... Oh, you're alive. You're not dead. I'm glad!

Act!Gabriel, trying to hold back his laughter: Should I cleave his chest again?

Act!Satan, behind the scene: You're so bad at your job.

#what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad? #whb satan #whb minhyeok #whb gabriel #whb oc #whb mc #whb au

[jazeswhbhaven]

Since we're on the topic...

Childhood AU time???

Its my OC Astra and Minhyeok!!!

For my universe, this is her first meeting with Minhyeok and he was immediately intrigued! Though back then poor Astra was very shy and pretty much clung to Minhyeok since he was the first friend she had when moving to a permanent home (her parents traveled a lot)

He did not mind Astra being clingy in fact he preferred it, and his older brother also wanted to join in on hanging out but Minhyeok was always wishing he would just go away (yes similar to the canon lol)

Child Astra wasn't as outspoken so Minhyeok would teach her how to use her voice, and even helped with her learning Korean fluently. Over time she taught him stuff in English that he didn't know already, and eventually she started speaking more to the point of getting into trouble 😵‍💫

There was always a spunky Astra trapped in there she just needed someone to help flesh it out haha

Here's the picrew so you all can join in (and so I can see your creations 🥺): https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/186583/complete?cd=cB0Tr6rbef

I know some of y'all are gonna make either the nobles or kings in this soooooo ✨🤗 I will be peeping

#whb #what in hell is bad #childhood au #whb au #picrew #whb oc #whb minhyeok

[liviavanrouge]

Cat AU

Satan: *Hisses at Mammon, his fur standing on end*

Mammon: *Sits back on his hunches, watching Satan hiss at him amused then swats the cat down with his paw*

Satan: *Growls, unsheathing his claws*

???: *Mews, bounding over*

Davino and Davina: *Climbs onto Satan's back, their tails flicking behind them*

Satan: *Holds still, nudging Davina up onto his back*

Sitri: *Pads over and sits on his hunches, watching them*

Mammon: *Stares at Satan in amusement*

Satan: *Lifts Davina up by the scruff, carrying her away, Davino on his back*

Mammon: *Watches them go then meows at Sitri*

Sitri: *Twitches his ear, then pads after Satan and the kittens*

#whb mc #whb mammon #whb satan #whb #whb sitri #whb au #what in “hell” is bad? #what in hell is bad #what in hell is bad satan #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?

[littlestardescendants]

So I saw some posts about the Kings as fathers haha and it made me kind of wanna go into Munira and what'd happen if Mirjami died but she was raised by the Devils (Because she is 5 at the time of the story)

In this AU I sort of see Munira as a more merciless and ruthless Mirjami. She's doing the job she's helping demons, but losing her mother she resents the Angels for killing Mirjami and the Devils (especially Leviathan) for not saving her.

Raised by the Devils and bounced around she's pretty strong and I imagine the Solomon connection is stronger but Munira is here for a job and cutthroat at it. She's got Satan's volatile nature, Leviathan's snakiness, Beelzebub's detachment, and Mammon's keeness and it means she's on a mission to wipe out any angel especially Gabriel.

Oddly I also see her being asexual. She takes Demon Essence injections and pretty much is just focused on revenge and damn all who stand in her way. She wants her mom back.

#what in hell is bad #whb #what in hell is bad au #whb au #whb mirjami #whb munira #munira's on the hunt now

[flokali]

Argenti who believes you (player) are Idrila… the being who’d saved him countless of times, the one who protects him in times of peril. The reason he only meets you in near death situation is due to how the universe works, determined to only let you meet those who adore you once they’re at their weakest and need your help to return to their true form. Every time a new soul comes to you, arriving at the Express’ doors, you welcome them and work tirelessly to give them strength unattainable through other means.

Albeit not knowing how you truly look like, he can see your silhouette in his mind’s eye. He knows the broad brush strokes that compose your face, even your eye color and hair texture immortalized in his memory. He knows deep down that there will never be any being that can rival the beauty of his Lord.

Argenti, who once finally home with you, can finally rest easy knowing that you are with him – watching over him and giving him strength in your own way. However, he still cannot touch you, he hasn’t been able to clearly see your face yet. His journey isn’t done, now he must find a way to bring you to him so he can spread the word of your arrival and power while adoring you in his arms.

#yandere honkai star rail #yandere hsr #hsrsau #honkai star rail x reader #agrenti #self aware honkai star rail #self aware au #yandere argenti #argenti x reader #male yandere #yandere x reader #yandere honkai #yandere star rail #๋࣭. ancient scrolls #many thots #ohemgee!! i forgot to tell you i actually managed to get him #idk how but he came >< hehhe #i also got navia and diluc !!! my luck has been p good w/ hoyo games #but… not so much in other games (whb cough cough)

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Average ship war between the MC fanbase

*Paimon posted an edit of MC and Satan*

Paimon: They are the cuteeeeeeest!!!! Can't wait to see them kisssssss <3

*Gamigin and 3 others disliked that*

Gamigin: Actually, His Majesty Lucifer kissed them before. Plus, MC just went on a romantic date with him, he's clearly their favourite!

Paimon: Satan was the first demon that met MC, they're clearly closer togetherrrrr

Eligos: His Majesty Mammon is greacious enough to let MC live in other countries, but after all the contracts are broken, they'll move to Tartaros and marry him.

Gamigin: You guys are stupid! Who do you think heals all of MC's wounds, huh? Can his majesty Satan or Mammon fix broken bones or internal bleeding? I doupt they even know what hydrochloric acid even is?

Paimon: Now you're just rudeeeeee

Gamigin: Plus, his Majesty Satan is too short to be MC's type

Paimon: Check your dms

Eligos: If MC likes them tall, then clearly Mammon would be a perfect fit for them

Foras: Actually, Glasylabolas is taller

Eligos: I am in your walls

Foras: 😨

Dantalian: Fuck all of you roughly with a chainsaw, his majesty Asmodeus is the only king in hell that deserves MC's attention

Amon: You know, trying to bait death threats is very obvious

Dantalian: Hey! I still think Asmodeus would form a great couple with MC

Amon: Of course he would, he falls for every human with a pulse

Dantalian: Says the bootlicker of the eon. You were born kissing his majesty Beelzebub's ass

Amon: I wish

Dantalian: I hate you so much

*Paimon disabled comments on this post*

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb x reader #whb gamigin #whb paimon #whb eligos #whb amon #whb dantalian #whb mammon #whb lucifer #whb asmodeus #whb beelzebub #shipper au

[luxthestrange]

WHB Incorrect quotes#7 Suprise adoption!

Funny Idea for an AU ...Still in the human world you and Minhyeok living together when you on your way home on a rainy day find inside a cardboard box a crying little baby...with horns a devil's tail

Mc*Opens the box and blinks seeing the baby*...

Baby!Ppyong*Stops crying and sniffles, looking up at the figure*???

Mc*Tilts head to the side in confusion*...Ehh?

Baby!Ppyong*Copying you with the same expression*Eeeh?

Mc*Reaches over picks him up, and blinks as the baby gleams and happily nuzzles into your chest*...

-Back In Minhyeok home-

Mc*Kicking his bedroom door open* As unbecoming as this is, I found a demon baby on the side of the road and could not bring myself to walk away

Minhyeok*Was doing their laundry, Screamed in shock as he hid your underwear he was not gazing longer than he should have* Mc, We ain't no daycare-WAIT DEMON BABY-*sees that...there are indeed small bumps on his head...and a tiny tail he is sucking*-...I get that you didn't want the baby to die but we can't-

Mc*puts baby Ppyong in his arms*...

Minhyeok*He sees his secret fantasy of you and he married with baby Ppyong in it...and many other siblings* -give him away, This is our baby now, if anyone tries to hurt him I will snap their necks!

Baby Ppyong-

...Should this be a thing?...

#what in hell is bad #what in hell is bad x reader #whb #whb x reader #whb x mc #whb minhyeok #whb ppyong #suprise adoption au #minhyeok x reader #minhyeok x mc #whb mc #whb fluff #whb incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[hamtastic]

Inspired by @marinaescamaazul's cat cafe AU. Originally was gonna be fanart especially since their cat Satan's design is very cute, but I couldn't resist designing some cats. Cats are fun to draw.

Currently have Eligos', Bimet's, Glasyagagssgdgff, Barbatos', Amon's, and Bael's breeds picked out but my lazy self makes no promises when I already have a personal art project I'm procrastinating rn.

Also idk if i should've made sitri bluer. hm.

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb sitri #whb leraye #cat au #whb fanart #i had to keep the ugly leopard print somewhere for sitri tho #why is his teacup leopard print i hate it so much #whb cat cafe #my art

[thecoolerhamtastic]

This is technically a wip but my computer is also a wip rn so all I have until I get it repaired is this lmao

I’ll be back to turning your favs into cute animals when it is tho but for now uhhhh caption zagan

#what in hell is bad #whb astaroth #whb zagan #whb cat cafe au #my art #astaroth is not actually trying to cheer people up btw but they don’t know that #tempting you into further corruption but all you hear is mrrrowwwww

[sparkbeast20]

Is anyone interested in me starting demonic/monstrous headcanons for WHB characters?

Though I'll be sticking with more animalistic/bestial forms, so like for say Foras. He has only a human looking form in the actual Ars Goetia. So I'll give him more of an animal as his main core. Like Marbas has his core animal as a Lion.

And if the characters are given demonic forms like Satan in the future, then I'll use that instead.

#what in “hell” is bad? #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad? #what in hell is bad #whb #whb demonic/monstrous au #whb marbas

[hell-drabbles]

Lucifer and Ra-on 3

Summary: Ra-on cannot keep himself from being nosy. He had to see how you and Lucifer interact when he’s not here.

(Man Ra-on's my favorite punching bag. Here's another Ra-on not getting anything he wants.)

Ra-on knows it’s bad to be tailing you, especially when you’re such a private person, but you really leave him no choice. He’s been asking for advice, for ways to help with his relationship with Lucifer since you two have been talking more and more, but all you said was just to leave it be.

Ra-on has to reunite the devils somehow, and if you refuse to help him towards that goal, he really has no choice but to take matters into his own hands and peek in. Things between him and Lucifer have reached a point of stagnation.

Perhaps, if he sees the way Lucifer interacts with you, then Ra-on will get an idea as to how to move on forward.

So, he hid behind a wall, just within earshot of a quite conversation you’re having.

A conversation where the topic was all about him.

“I’m not going to pretend that Ra-on’s a good person and defend him just because. Sure, it does annoy me that you show that not-so-subtle hostility to him, especially back when you didn’t know shit about him, but…”

Lucifer was silent, his eyes closed and breathing so slowly it looked as if he fell asleep. But Ra-on has watched and he has learned. Your words are the only thing Lucifer can concentrate on. He closed his eyes to focus all his senses on your voice, on this conversation.

“But, you don’t spoil him, at all, no matter how helpless Ra-on tries to make himself be,” you gave a frustrated sigh, as though a memory popped in your head and all you could do was massage the back of your neck, “it was pathetic to watch him force himself be this bumbling idiot. Making himself trip over nothing, pretending to forget rules when he breaks them so nobody can get mad at him. It’s… well, I’m just glad you don’t play along, you know?”

…Ra-on doesn’t get you sometimes. One minute you’re conversing with him like you’re friends, protecting him when angels or devils get too close and his words fail him, and the other minute, you’re saying things like this. You’re not two-faced, this Ra-on knows well. He’s been on both ends of this treatment, you don’t hide it at all.

It’s just… Ra-on really has a hard time understanding why you continue to bother. He wants to question you. Honestly, confronting you would probably be the only way he can get his answers but, Ra-on can’t.

Being brave about anything has led him into trouble, no matter how he tries to go about it. And, the longer Ra-on is here, the longer Hell continues to shower him with the love and affection he was always missing out on, the more Ra-on thinks that you’re probably someone that can never be satisfied with anything he does.

So many devils love him, want him, and talk to him all the time. He’s never had this many lovers before. For the first time, Ra-on feels as though he did something right with himself, that perhaps he wasn’t the waste of space he thought himself to be.

Every devil loves him no matter how much he may fumble with his words. And Ra-on can’t help but love every devil in turn, after everything they have done and given him. For all this, surely Ra-on has been doing something right.

Surely, this is his reward after everything he has suffered.

…and yet, farther and farther away you go. You look at him and talk to him, but you’re still as tired as ever. Tired of him. Like it was his fault.

…

Lucifer open his eyes. It was always a shock, to Ra-on, that his eyes were capable of anything besides that intimidating apathy. They were warm, gentle.

Familiar.

…Minhyeok used to stare at him like that, way back when. But now, they were just sad.

Ra-on thought it rewarding that Lucifer’s eyes had gone from hostile to neutral, that their relationship had progressed into something a little more emotionally intimate, but in this moment, he’s realizing that they have barely progressed at all. In fact, there was no progression. Lucifer was just like you, tired of him, drained just by him existing in the same space as him.

But, Lucifer was an angel once, no? He’s not devil-born in origin and he loved God with every fiber of his being, right? And, Solomon is still deeply connected to him, so of course there would be lingering resentment. And, the other devils under Lucifer, they have to follow the will of their king.

Right, right, that’s it. Lucifer and Ra-on can become closer still, so that all the devil kings may be in the same room one day.

Ra-on has to try harder, so that he may one day see a smile on that beautiful face. How bright that day would be, to have that aimed solely at him. A smile on a sculpted body, that’s nothing short of paradise.

“Hell cannot be saved by someone who’s convinced of his own helplessness,” Lucifer leaned forward, as though about to whisper to you a secret, “Spoiling him, as the others have done, will only rot him further. I’ve seen it happen before with my own brothers.”

You leaned back on your hands, burying your hands in the grass. “So, it’s all for the greater good? That’s all that’s keeping you from spoiling him and giving him what he wants?”

Lucifer leaned further in still, fingers just barely skimming the edge of your nails.

Ra-on’s heart was caught in his throat when that devil glanced over to his hiding spot. He covered his mouth and retreated behind his corner of the wall.

“I want no part in a selfish human’s fantasies, savior of Hell or otherwise.”

…selfish? Being spoiled makes him selfish? Wanting to be closer to Lucifer makes selfish?

Ra-on peeked back over.

“However, if there’s anything you want to indulge in, then I wouldn’t mind trying to make your fantasies come true. I can give it to you. Everything.” The bloodied feathers on his back shivered, as though he wanted to fly. Or, perhaps, Lucifer wanted to embrace you with his wings. To hold you close, in the same way the devil kings did him.

In the same way they all did when they were offering their power to him in the form of a pact.

You blinked, then shifted your weight to one hand just to get a better look on his face. “That’s a nice offer you got there, Lucifer, but that’s alright. Anything I have, I think I can make come true on my own.”

Only then did he back away and finally gave you space. Lucifer laid back down on the grass and shut his eyes once more. “May that day come soon, then.”

#whb #what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad #hell-drabbles #ask #drabble #paradise lost #lucifer #reader insert #embittered companion au #ra-on

[jazeswhbhaven]

Noble Headcanons: Babysitting Duty 1

Satan has a lot of kids, 5 and counting. Since MC is on bedrest, it's up to the nobles to watch the little ones while Satan is out doing king stuff!

-Sitri is in charge of watching MC, changing bedding, making them tea, whatever they need -Leraye and Paimon are on diaper duty for the ones who can't go to the potty on their own just yet...number 1 is easy to tell with, but number 2....what is Satan feeding these kids ^^; (Paimon's words) -Zagan is in charge of the older kids who have a knack for reading his expressions, he teaches them any combat training, and keeps them entertained by showing them how to effectively attach talismans to others. -Belial assists Zagan with combative training and also steps in for Leraye or Paimon when it comes to changing diapers. However, he has to limit his time around the older kiddos due to Jiyu's yelling. It's never nice to deal with screaming toddlers who are settling down for a nap. -When it comes to meals/baths/bedtime Astaroth is the devil to it. His cooking is satisfactory to the little one's tastes and they adore story time. However, it does take the entire team to get the eldest kids into the bathtub and even more to comb out their hair... Ppyong has the most important job of all!! Making sure that any messages get back to Satan from the nobles in regards to his offspring's well-being and development. Including their first steps, first shedding of their horns, first tooth, anything. Even their first kill.

However, the nobles only help when it's necessary. Satan is usually at home handling his own children while Sitri still tends to MC.

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb headcanons #whb gehenna bois❤️ #whb satan #whb kid au #yay for satan babies

[lamepancakes]

This here is barachiel other angel from @lilluciferau he's also another favorite of mine! I LOVE HIM >:]]]]] him turning into white rose petals, I think he takes the top of the most prettiest angels !!!!! Also I kinda.......screwed up with his.....hands........AAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE DRAWING HANDS >:[ !!!!!! but yeah here he is in my art form! This also belongs to #brightgoat !!!!! Go check them out!

#sketch #whb barachiel #traditional art #lil lucifer au #brightgoat

[2af-afterdark]

God!MC has a request for their beloved Gabriel: Breed them. Fill them up to the brim 😏

Their legs wrapped around his hips, their back arching off the surface of the bed below. A wonderful melody of rapturous pleasure spilled from their lips as he pumped his hips against theirs. He pressed his lips together so hard that his pale skin turned red, all for the sake of ensuring he didn't drown out the sound of them with his own pleasure.

Their hole gripped him, drew him in as he worshipped their body. Through his uncovered eye he could only admire so much of them, but he wouldn't brush his hair aside for fear of losing the gentle touch of their skin against his fingers.

"Gabriel?" They hummed with a devilish smirk (although nothing of theirs could be devilish). "My beloved Seraph?"

"Hm?"

They slipped their arms around his neck, pulling him in close enough to whisper a sweet, honeyed command. "Breed me."

He let slip his hands from their resting place and grabbed at their thighs instead, unwrapping them from around his hips and pushing them forward until they were pressed against their chest.

They whined softly as he shifted inside of him, pressing against a new, deeper spot that lit a fire in their belly and scatteref twinkling stars across their vision.

"As you wish, my god."

#❖ nonie #love letters ❤️ #talkin' whb #god mc au #whb gabriel #cw breeding

[notquitebunnie]

Please welcome my baby, Remiel

Context: @2af-afterdark made a God!MC au, so I took that concept and made my God!MC revive the Seraph that Gabriel killed. He's an old, one time, OC for a collab, but he's perfect for this so I decided to bring him back

Remiel

Nation: Heaven

Epithet: The Eater of Devils

Idiosyncrasy: Forced Orgasm

Zodiac: Gemini

Height: 185cm

Weight: 77kg

Length: 27cm

Confidence point: Eyes

Favorite food: Hot pot with broth made from the bones of devils

Favorite accessory: His lyre

Favorite weather: Cloudy day sky and clear night sky

Habit: Flicking his wings

Hobby: Cooking

Ideal type: God himself

Ideal target: People who are reactive

Ideal body type: Soft and squishy bodies

More infos ⬇️

It's a long one

Likes: Feeding heavenly pets devil meat, eye-care, wing-care, Collecting devils' horns

Dislikes: Bright flashing lights, serious people, rain, Avisos(too bright even at night)

☆ •☆ • ☆ • ☆ • ☆ • ☆ •☆ • ☆

@2af-afterdark wanted to know

What is his favorite dessert?

• His favorite dessert is Peach Crumble

Is he a morning person or a night owl?

• He’s a night owl, he have 12 eyes so he’s very sensitive to light

What is his worst "bad habit"?

• His worst “bad habit” is hoarding devil corpses, he cooks some of them but the rest go bad before he can get to them

What is his love language (not exclusive to the main five if those don't fit)?

• His love language is Words of Affirmation, he loves being praised, bombard him with it and he’ll drown you with praises as well

What is the most mundane thing that brings him pleasure/joy?

• The most mundane thing that brings him joy is people/creature watching

Can I give the most gentle butterfly kisses to all of his eyes and hold his hand?

• Yes, yes you can, he would love it. Careful when you’re holding his hands though, he have an eye on each

☆ •☆ • ☆ • ☆ • ☆ • ☆ •☆ • ☆

• He have 12 eyes

• He can control each individually or as a group

• 4 on his face

• 2 on his shoulders

• 1 on his chest

• 2 on his hands

• 3 that line his back

• He usually have them closed cause it can be disorienting sometimes

• Only used when he lost track of his opponent

• He likes to tease people he knows, but if his teasing doesn’t work, he’ll try again with a different topic

• He teases Gabriel every time he receives attention from God

• Ex: “Gabriel~ guess what~? God praised my singing again~”

• He teases Michael every time Michael decapitate anyone

• Ex: “Don't waste their heads, Michael, would you mind gathering their heads for my dish?”

• He teases Raphael every time Raphael’s covered in blood

• Ex: “Awww, their blood would’ve made for some delicious broth…actually, Raphael, wanna come sit in this cauldron for a while?”

• He have one devil friend

• Her current whereabouts is unknown, ever since he got revived he has been trying to find her

• She used to be a resident of Gehenna, she left not long after his death

• Teased her about her love life

• Ex: “No luck with devils? How about I hook you up with an angel instead?”

• He treats anyone he doesn’t know coldly

• Ex: First meeting with God!MC he said “Who tf are you?” With a poker face (which then led to Gabby smacking Remiel across his head; Gabriel: "Disrespecting our (new) God? Not on my watch")

• He sang while playing the lyre for God often because he have a beautiful singing voice

• Have tried to cook every single body parts and organs of devils

• Have a notebook of how to and how not to cook certain parts

• He likes to gently nibble something or someone

#mentions of #whb gabriel #whb michael #whb raphael #my art #digital art #whb oc #whb #what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad? #whb mc #God!Mc Au

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

How the kings would react to the shipping of them and MC

Satan

He was hanging out with his nobles, just talking gossip like normal people

But Paimon was just staying on his phone through half the conversations

"Paimon! What's so important that you're not interested in seing Sitri's baby pictures?"

Sitri was dying in the corner while Zagan was rubbing his back

Paimon takes his eyes out of his phone and giggles.

"Oh, I was just arguing with some people onlineeee"

Satan puts down the pictures of baby Sitri on the table (which Astaroth swiftly takes for himself. This will make such great blackmail material) and sits next to Paimon curiously.

"What are these dumpass arguing about now? Don't tell me Leraye started sending death threats to Barbatos over the weather again."

"Noooooo, it's better than thaaaaat. People are arguing about who the child of Solomon would dateeeee"

Satan takes Paimon's phone and starts to scroll through the comversations.

"And I'm winning, right? I mean MC has a pact with me, I was the first to meet them, it's obvious that I'm the one they'll choose"

"I know, riiiiiight?"

Satan would become the most active person in the shipping forum, just spamming it with pictures of him and MC

It's a way to assert his dominance over the whole thing.

Gamigin almost started a war between Paradise Lost and Gehenna when he started insulting Satan under his photos of MC

Mod Jjok had to work overtime to stop the harassment everyone in Gehenna was throwing at Gamigin for that

Lucifer had to send a formal apologise on behalf of his son to stop the situation from escalating further.

Mammon

Recently Eligos asked him to try on different fashion styles

At some point Mammon asks Eligos what this is all about

"The child of Solomon mentioned that they are interested in gothic fashion, so I'm trying to see what clothing would fit you and abide by goth fashion rules."

Mammon chuckles and ruffles Eligos' hair before telling him that he is already to his master's liking

"But there are a lot of people that claim that MC would be more interested in the other kings. We can't have that! Just yesterday Amon was bragging that MC and Beelzebub went on a date!"

"I'm glad they had fun with Beelzebub, but Beelzebub is mine and I am MC's. They can have fun with anyone they please."

Eligos' jaw drops to the floor. He gets flashbacks of all the arguments he had online about this and how he bought bots to mass report any Mammon x Mc slander

Eligos constantly tries to convince Mammon that the shipping wars are a big but Mammon doesn't really care.

At most he sends pictures of him and MC cuddling to Satan to spite him like all good friends do with eachother.

Leviathan

Leviathan is a lurker through the forums

It's where he got most of his information about you before kidnapping you

Probably reports all posts that aren't for the ship with him and you for false information

He would constantly post pictures of you and him doing mundane things with captions like "Living life perfectly", "Greatest day of my life", "Me and my wonderful significant other"

Makes everyone in Hades like his post and floud it with compliments

He'll make an account for you where he roleplays as a version of you that's madly innlove with you

The most likely to start an actual war between Hades and whatever ship is trending that morning

He sometimes doesn't sleep and just scrolls through the forums, refreshing constantly to see if you're having fun with someone else

King of all doxxers

No VPN will protect you from Leviathan's wrath

Beelzebub

Beelzebub was tied to his office chair with Bael glaring at him

"Go on, look at the complaint. What does it say?"

"I should take a vacation. I'm already burned out. You know, overworking is very bad for your health."

Bael glares at him with not an ounce of amusement behind his eyes

When Beelzebub skims through the files, something catches his attention

"Threat of war from Hades? I don't remember going to Hades recently, what happened?"

"While you were away having fun with the child of Solomon, Amon posted pictures of you two going at it on a forum. Next thing I know, his majesty Leviathan declared war on Avisos. I had to talk him out of it, but we now have to write a report about what happened and send it to the other kingdoms to tell them that it was resolved without any casualties."

Beelzebub was laughing his ass off while Bael was question his life choices

Beelzebub asks Amon to show him the forum which the younger devil does happily.

He sometimes go through it often, but he uses it as a way to find out where you are.

He's chiller about the whole thing, finding it kind of funny that so many people are so invested in your love life

Lucifer

Gamigin won't shut up about it.

If Lucifer took a shot every time Gamigin complained about the shipping wars, he'll dethrone Beelzebub as the king of Gluttuny

Lucifer is a softer lover, only being intense in more private parts of your relationship

So even getting him to kiss you in public (or outside the bedroom) is very hard.

This makes Gamigin's job as a shipper very hard

Lucifer finds the shipping war situation absurd

Why would anyone do this? What is it accompleshing? Why does he suddently get embargos from Hades or Gehenna after he goes on a date with you?

He'll probably have to sit Gamigin down and tell him to stop calling the other kings rude names just because they hang out with you.

It really depends on your reaction to everything as well

If you like being in the spot light, than he'll try to be more open with his affection, giving Gamigin more oportunities to gush about you online

If you want to keep your relationship more private, than he'll make all cameras fracture when pointing at the two of you

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