#where can i sign up?

[lavendervirgos]

"I'm not done with you yet" while they pull you back for another kiss. Or fuck you silly.

#text #mine #need need need neeeeed #where can i sign up? #d/s #relationship goals #fr33use #free use toy #cnc k!nk #dumb slvt #bd/sm daddy #daddy's babygirl #free use slvt #daddy's good girl #cnc fr33use #free use kink #cnc free use #fill my pussy #abuse k1nk #fill my holes #nsft concept #bd/sm community #submisive and breedable #roughfuck #rough kink #rough cnc

[utterlyhooked]

A very romantic self defence lesson.

Where can I sign up? 0.0

Yes! Yes please! Tell me where my Mingmen is!

#星汉灿烂 #月升沧海 #Love Like The Galaxy #LLTG #Wu Lei #Leo Wu #General Ling #Ling Buyi #Zisheng #Shiyilang #Zhao Lusi #Cheng Shaoshang #Niao Niao #cdrama #cdramaedit #myedit #A very romantic self defence lesson #Where can I sign up? #Mingmen? Where?

[sp0o0kylights]

I'm rewatching S3 and there's a part at the very end of the 7th episode where Mike tells Dustin he couldn't understand half of what he said over the walkie.

Dustin responds by going: "Goddamn low battery"

AND STEVE, our BOY responds by going "How many times do I have to tell you with the low battery!?"

WHICH MEANS: this is a situation that's happened before, specifically, happened enough between the two of them that Steve's bitched multiple times about how Dustin needs to replace his batteries more often bc he lets them go low.

So either somewhat vigilant Steve is canon OR (the more likely scenario canon wise) Dustin bothers the living shit out of Steve with the walkie and Steve just casually accepts this as part of their friendship, and gets annoyed when Dustin's battery dies on the reg lol.

#fanfic wise you can use this as a basis for hyper vigiliant Steve or PTSD signs Steve #but I love the idea of Dustin just fucking #asking Steve six million questions #half of which end up with Steve going “fucks sake where are you I'll show/prove/answer/etc this IN PERSON DUSTIN”

[anodymalion]

local man experiences a moment of rest for first time in entire fucking life

#this is not necessarily ship art but also you know that post that's like: the character dynamic w someone who gives you permission to rest #much to think about 👀 👀 👀 #anyway i am tagging it regardless as: #zukki #atla #a.art #<- this is the tag I'm using for stuff I draw just fyi so like. you can block it if you wanna #maybe not everyone who follows me signed up for the abrupt change where i start stumbling around trying to learn to draw #atla fanart

[andy-clutterbuck]

Savage Rick | requested by Anonymous

#Rick Grimes #* #rg #The Ones Who Live #cool me next #where do i sign up #who can help Pat solve the puzzle? #D _ D D Y #can i buy a a vowel? An A? #no pun intended but lol #get 'em #daddy's here and he's had enough™ #i'm so happy that the snarls remain #that they're such a part™ of rick in andy's head that they're still there #i say that like it's something that's really deep #and not me just being a trash goblin #rick still kickin' thangs

[chickenoptyrx]

....I just wanted to draw gators :T at this point these 2 are more 'a representation of my last 2 brain cells' then they are actual characters 😅

#im living vicariously through the cartoon guys #because i want to A. pick up gator (strong man style) #and B. ..pick up gator (hug) #ok but so i recently found out an area where i take stupid little walks for my stupid little mental health #has! GATORS!! (potentially. theres signs.) #and this is great cause seeing gators would def heal me as a person #but ok so when i look for hiking places i always look north cause the terrains more hilly #but now im lookin south more cause turns out i AM in fact far enough south to see gators!! #and yeah looks like theres a handful of nature reserves w hiking trails the same distance away as the little mountain trails i go to #its flatter and the trails are less extensive so ill hafta see if i think its worth it #but then too theres a really big black water swamp that.. further away then i wanna drive.. #but also i drove 5 hrs once just to go to mammoth cave as a day trip so.. we'll see.. #my friend says he wont go w me tho :T he'll just report me missing #this has been a tag ramble about my sudden outset intrest in seeing a gator #my bullshit #lol barely but still #also- i told myself not to over do it drawin the scales or coloring it #and as you can see i dont listen to myself ever #lol they look outta place but idc i got to draw 2 of my favorite characters and also ALLIGATORS :U #living the dream rn

[kakyogay]

speaking of modern aus uh I've had this sitting around while waiting for more drawings to add to it but never happened so uh yeah

the hatching murdered my poor little baby hands but damn it looks good

#I can never decide how big I want the slugs but for this one I wanted BIG kitty #finally a drawing where you can see the karma 1 sign on arti's bandana #uh um totally didn't flip the sign because I was entirely relying on my garbo memory #nooo nooo I'm too cool for that #at least I didn't mix up the karma 1 and 2 signs (I don't look up refs when drawing that shit is for smart nerds) #rain world #five pebbles #artificer #modernerators

[lovegrowsart]

no matter whether ppl are trying to make zk's canon relationship out to be sibling coded or associative friends or whatever else ppl make up i feel it all comes from this place of people that don't ship it being unable to handle zuko and katara's canonically deep and intimate friendship at the end of show without (whether subconsciously or not) perceiving it as some kind of threat to whatever katara or zuko ship they DO ship (usually either k/a or z/s or m/z)

they don't know how to acknowledge/write zk (and i don't think them being a m/f ship is divorced from this) having their canonically close friendship alongside whatever they ship because that closeness, no matter how platonic, can't supersede the romance of their own ship. so they just lazily write it off as "siblings" or convince themselves they weren't ever that close in the first place or that katara still secretly hates zuko or something in order to get out of the bind of allowing them to be close friends even if you ship them with other people 🤷‍♀️

#holly talks bs #zutara #atla fandom critical #hot take maybe but i do genuinely believe zk have one of if not THE mutually closest relationship in the gaang #because it's not about screentime spent together it's about the depth of what those scenes communicate about the characters and #their relationship #katara is the only one zuko ever marginally opened up to about his scar and his banishment and what he thinks and feels about it #zuko is the only one in the gaang katara talks about her mother in depth to #yes she's acknowledged the loss before and uses it to connect with ppl like haru and jet #but zuko is the person katara tells the whole story to #in fact zuko is the person who hears all three perspectives of kya's murder #and is yknow the person that actually GOES WITH HER on her journey to the centre of her deepest and most defining trauma #and then there's just the whole finale where they's essentially attached at the hip and he jumps in front of fucking lightning for her #brb just gonna jump in front of lightning for my associative friend #no big deal or anything we can barely talk to each other without someone else in the room #even tho zk have several scenes alone together while yeah they're not making out but they ARE usually talking about something #deep meaningful and personal #they spill their guts out to each other at the first sign they've found someone who might actually understand them

[lavendervirgos]

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex, I need everything on the fucking scale please and thank you 🥺

#text #mine #relationship goals #where can i sign up? #nsft concept #bd/sm community #me and who #cnc fr33use #fr33use #free use toy #cnc k!nk #dumb slvt #bd/sm daddy #daddy's babygirl #free use slvt #daddy's good girl #free use kink #cnc free use #fill my pussy #abuse k1nk #fill my holes #somno fantasy #submisive and breedable #cnc somno #roughfuck #rough kink #rough cnc

[stephendorff]

Jake Gyllenhaal as Elwood Dalton II Road House (2024)

#jake gyllenhaal #road house #my gifs #sicko voice: hahaha! yesss!! violence! and killing! #that headbutt is pretty fuckin funny #where can i sign up to get this treatment from jake ? 😋 #also don't be a crybaby about the remake in the tags #gyllenhaalstories

[saltpepperbeard]

Coach the NBA Finals, or perform in the Superbowl Halftime Show? I’d coach the NBA Finals because uh, I know more about basketball than performing at a halftime show. [x]

#Taika Waititi #Taika Tuesday #Edit #taika does a new interview where he looks straight into the camera #10 dead 500 injured #Also I'm SO delighted to see his beautiful face again #And as someone who has worked in sports #THIS ABSOLUTELY TOOK ME OUT HSJKSL #like...basketball speedround? basketball death match?? basketball hunger games??? #HONESTLY SIGN ME UP #Some games of certain sports would just...go on for SO FREAKING LONG LMAO #UNNECESSARILY LONG #I guess longer if you're not entirely into the particular sport but goodness #Basketball and football with all their timeouts and media timeouts #And then baseball can just DRAAAAAAG #At least basketball is relatively fast paced when it gets going but still #he has a Point PFFFF #POINTS WERE MADE

[mad-raptorzzz]

[ID: A drawing of two SeaWing dragons from Wings of Fire facing each other. Tsunami has her back to the viewer and is smirking with her ear tipped forward. She has mostly medium blue scales with dark blue along her spine and snout. Some of her aqua blue bioluminescent face scalers are lit up. She is smirking at Whirpool who floats in front of her. He looks stunned by the audacity of what she is saying in aquatic. His green-yellow scales are lighter on his belly and darker on his back. He has large ears for a SeaWing, which are adorned with several large hooped earrings each. Over his left eye, he has a small golden monocle which is suspended in place by a fine metal chain attached to one earring and one eye brow ring. Between them, in glowing and floating letters, it spells 'Squidface'/ End.]

The scene that made me laugh is when Tsunami learns how to speak Aquatic and the very first thing she learns how to do is basically swear. Headcannon that squidface is the SeaWing swear that functionally means dickhead. Which I think fits Whirlpool well. I tried to make him as oily as possible. His ears normally droop under the weight of all the hoops. But he's so surprised that they're sticking up quite a bit. He also has some big ears for a SeaWing. All the better to put more hoops in. I may do a bit of a redesign at some point and give him gages because that would be sweet.

Love Tsunami. Next up is a scene that made me cry.

#wings of fire #seawing wof #tsunami wof #whirlpool wof #for real though #tsunami just rolling up and swearing in a bad aquatic accent is peak tsunami energy #She definitely gets Riptide to teach her exclusively vulgar language and how to order food and drinks #Then eventually actually learns the full language #Headcannon that there are aquatic accents #there's a 'royal' accent that all the guards and royal family and those who live close to the palace have where they really annunciate #all of their words with very exact flashes and talon signs #There's a deep water accent where they rely more on flashes #There's a shore accent that's a bit more choppy as they don't speak aquatic as much #Maybe a cold water accent and a reef accent? #And seawings with freckles or birthmarks have trouble doing the flashing parts of aquatic #I like to draw Orca with a big ol birth mark over both of her eyes #which made aquatic very hard for her #Some words she said always seemed like she was screaming because of how bright the flashes were #Tsunami has a weird mix of royal with shore and with dry mouth #dry mouth is the slightly insulitng way of saying a dragon who doesn't speak aquatic naturally but has picked it up #Most of them use only talon signs but Rainwings can mimic the flashes #woof that was a lot of tags

[dejwrld]

jjk fics (outside of my mutuals) has lost its flavor.

#everybody knows that jjk is quick notes fic fanbase and they no longer write fics anymore #just quick attention grabs #i want to scream #cause jjk have such wonderful characters where you can create such deep plots with #sobs i want to scream in my hands #i have so much fics to read #and i no longer even venture into x reader tags anymore #like i am tired #maybe this is sign to actually pick up my last book for my reading goal

[babyprime]

I wish I were kidding about wanting to float in a tube of luminescent goo (ideally in a subterranean lab) since i was a very young child but its true. I've dreamt of it ever since I can remember...

#im not doing a bit #its 2024 where can i sign up to do this? can we crowdsource this #does anyone know a guy

[swordsonnet]

the most annoying thing about me/cfs is that it's more like 10 different illnesses in a trenchcoat. i'll wake up with a new symptom and be like "oh okay, guess that's what we're doing today"

#pretty much anything can be a symptom of me/cfs so you're constantly left wondering if the new bullshit you're going through #is a sign of some other illness or if its just your old pal me/cfs getting creative again #ive been having a really bad whole body itch these past few days and i have no idea where it's coming from or when it's going to go away #but i would like not to feel like theres an electric current running beneath my skin thanks #i think the constant fatigue brain fog and muscle pain is more than enough #maybe it's just a crash or something though idk #(briefly) left the house for the first time in over a month on friday and it was really nice but my body Did Not Like It #so now its punishing me for my hubris #ugh #chronic illness #actually chronically ill #me/cfs #myalgic encephalomyelitis #chronic fatigue syndrome #can someone please come up with a better name for this illness #chronic illness fuckery

[ineffablefool]

gahhhh the last few weeks I have been starving for fics or art where Aziraphale is clearly, legitimately fat (with adoring attention paid to his physical features which are associated with said fatness) and also clearly, legitimately loved ("desired" would be okay but oh give me cherished, give me treasured and held dear and, again, adored)

and I know that this is one of those things where I should just be the change I want to see in the world, but the last few weeks I have also been [flops face-first onto bed and doesn't move for 45 minutes], so clearly that is not happening

#ineffablefool original post #i am just a lonely lil dude who is fat and who has not had that sort of love since 2006 #and has to live vicariously through fictional characters who definitely did not sign up to be my emotional support blorbos #don't mind me #(covid needs to be over already so I can go back to having an incredibly small chance of being smooched someday rather than absolutely zero) #not good omens #i guess? related but not quite there #vent post #i also guess #with the tags and all #anyway this is where my brain has been for a while in case anyone was wondering