#which is just. *chef's kiss chef's kiss chef's kiss a very violent chef's kiss* for me)
Man, you people are really liking thay Stridercest post, huh.
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Last night I did what I always do when I canโt fall asleep: think about fictional men. Hereโs a list of wonderful stories written by incredibly talented people who have helped me think about fictional men by providing the most delicious playgrounds.
In the interest of keeping my recommendations brief, I'm going to talk about what I liked about the fic instead of summarizing what it's about. To know what it's actually about you're just gonna have to click through and read the fic <3
(and just in case anybody's gotten lost, this is all COD, mostly modern MW)
โฆ complete โ โ ongoing
Kรถnig
โฆJust Friends by @kneelingshadowsalome
Salome is so good at capturing a very unique interplay between Kรถnigโs social awkwardness and his deep, dark, nasty inclinations. Heโs so feral and enjoyable to read, and the sheer force of his desire for Engel is downright intoxicating. I find it difficult to describe how much of an impact Just Friends has had on me and my portrayal of Kรถnig, to be honest. There's a reason why three of Salome's fics are on this rec list.
โฆFatum Nos Iungebit by kneelingshadowsalome
Five words. Kรถnig with his cock out. That's it.
Okay, but in all seriousness, I love his character applied to this setting. All the raw visceral violence a Kรถnig could ever want, a pretty little lady in his bedโhe's so boyish and happy in this au it brings me such joy. The way their relationship between him and Fee develops is so natural and so sweet. Please for the love of God read this.
โ Cat/Mouse/Den by @papaver-decervicatus
The chase. The pursuit. The adrenaline when Mouse dances out of Kรถnig's reach once more. I'm a little biased because I adore Julius and Jenny (I could call her Lucretia but the double J names make me giggle) as ocs already, but CMD is so, so well written. The tension, the flirting, the scene where he catches her falling out of the tree?! As I said in a reblog, I shrieked. You know when you're reading something that's so good you want to bite down on it and shake like a dog with a toy? (No? Just me?) That's how I feel about CMD.
โ Anything by @darklordofthesimp
Anything, in only 7 chapters (they are hefty, donโt get me wrong), has turned Kรถnig and Birdyโs dynamic from โTHIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS IRREVERSIBLY SCARRED MY BODY AND MY BRAIN, AND I CANNOT TRUST HIMโ to โthese two are going to get married somedayโ. (author if youโre reading this, I say that not as an expectation or prediction, but as a vibe reading.) This one is for the hurt/comfort girlies. Also, shoutout to all the other stories set in the Anything-verse. Sunshine and Ghost are just soooo *grips my hand in a fist so hard it shakes*
โ If you need to be mean by @gremlingottoosilly
This mostly serves as a blanket recommendation for all of Gremlinโs fics. I found If you need to be mean, and then visiting Gremlinโs author page was like opening a treasure chest. Want to be Kรถnigโs pampered, (unwilling) little housewife? Thatโs If you need to be mean. Want a harem fic with almost all of the COD MW men? Gremlin has two, both with their own little spin to keep it fun. Do you want Kรถnig to keep you in his basement or hunt you down as a serial killer? Gremlin's got it. Monsterfucker? Gremlin has that too. Special shoutout goes to 1295 kilometers. I think about fucking Kรถnig on a train a lot now.
โ Break my mind by @kaiasdevotion (kaiasown on ao3)
Thereโs no way around this. This fic has the most unhinged, kinky, downright dangerous smut Iโve read in the cod fandom so far (positive). Just Friends Kรถnig is the metric by which I judge all other Kรถnigsโ nastiness, and Break my mind Kรถnig is tipping so hard on the โunhinged horny violent freak (affectionate)โ end of the scale heโs about to fall off. I don't know if you guys have noticed, but I've developed a taste for writing/reading from Kรถnig's perspective, and he's so chillingly deranged in the most controlled way possible during the chapters from his pov. Incredible writing. Chefs kiss.
โฆExperimental by @uhohdad (surgeoninspace on ao3)
Alright, enough of just Kรถnig being nasty. He is still nasty in this one, but heโs not the only one who gets to have a little fun and be a total creep. Our little scientist here is a grade A pervert, and I was delighted the whole way through. The most important thing I need in a fic is suspension of disbelief, and Experimental takes an unrealistic, maybe a little bit silly situation and makes it so believable. Everybody reacts the way you would expect them to, even if the scenario they're in is A Lot.
โ Little Mouse and Rotes Madchen by @sprout-fics
I'm combining the recommendation for these two because while they are both very much distinct, unique fics, I love them the same way. Sprout is such an engaging writer, and the internal dialogue of her characters is so well done. It reveals their personality, motivations, and internal conflicts without being overly expository. Do you guys remember that post I put on the Kรถnig bible about instant obsession? It's this inexorable attraction borne from obsession that sticks me to Little Mouse like a glue trap. (Is that too morbid?)
โฆHot in Sarajevo by @50cal-fullauto
Rags' Kรถnig characterization post is on my Kรถnigcore bible, for very good reason. They get it. Kรถnig is a feral dog forced to live as a man and loves like a total maniac, emotionally and sexually. I marked Hot in Sarajevo as complete but I don't know how many parts there are going to be, and frankly, I do want more. However, if you're going to only read one part (which. why would you do that??? read both.) I recommend the second part. I want to write love like that. Goddamn.
Ghost
Yeah, this list is a little bare bones right now. I'm gonna get back to it, I promise.
โฆAnhedonia by kneelingshadowsalome
The way. Salome takes the "I would take a bullet for him but he's so cold to me" premise and then flips it entirely on its head for the second part is so important to me. The way Simon craves the reader is like human catnip. I reread this fic all the time.
Keegan
โฆFor the Weak and Weary by @halcyone-of-the-sea
Read this if you want to believe in true love. That's all. Go on now.
Multiple
โฆEasy by @danibee33
When people say "I wish this were a book!" about fanfiction, they usually mean it in a "this is good enough to be published by the traditional publishing industry" way. When I say I want Easy (and Diablesa) to be a book, I mean it in a "I want to get this story bound in a beautiful ass cover and keep it on a shelf so I can take it down and reread it whenever I want" way. I don't want the traditional publishing industry to get their claws in this, because it's perfect as it is. This fic is so wild and fun, and the character moments are so special and well done. Do yourself a favor and savor this one.
โ @ghouljams's entire blog [masterlist]
"What do you mean someone's entire blog" YOU HEARD ME. Those aus are some good shit. Good characterization, delicious premises, love the group effort of it all. To absolutely nobody's surprise, my favorite couple is Kรถnig and Bee from the cowboy au (ditzy but well-meaning and competent in her own way woman x big strong man who is obsessed with her and maybe also creeping on her, my beloved), but I also have a fondness for Ghost and Die from demon darlings au. Trust me on this one. Dig into those masterlists babey.
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Oh no, I drank a mysterious potion out of curiosity and now I'm ten inches tall. What will the clergy boys do?
You're tiny ๐ค
Morell is so scared you're going to like... Fall into one of his pots and end up boiled to death. Nuh huh, you're staying in his smock's pocket. Or in his scarf. He doesn't want you running lose around his kitchen, you'll get cut, you'll get stomped, not happening. On the other hand, the chef would like some distance, because it would be so easy to just gobble you up and his intrusive thoughts are being merciless right now.
Gallon has a whole lot of fun pretending to dip you into drinks. You're only allowed to walk around the counter if you stick right in front of him. Otherwise he'll make a tendril just to hold you throughout the day. He's absolutely still going to try to trap you inside himself. It's much easier now! Although he doesn't want you to panic due to the size difference.
Santi is drooling. Oh sweet minx, you're going all sorts of ways. Santi's going to try to shove you into his slit, and it's not a bright idea. He wants you to hug his cock and kiss it and talk about how big he is. He wants to cum on you just to watch it drip off your body like hot wax. Santi needs to eat you out and stick your entire lower body in his mouth. He's so ready to have you grind on his finger, just drunk off the possibilities.
Grimbly... Is panicking. He's supposed to be the small one! Oh no. Everyone's going to try to take you away from him now that you're doll sized!! Grimbly tells you to hold onto his horns while he works, hissing violently whenever anyone gets too close and generally avoiding conversation with clients- Which is uncharacteristic. Maybe the bat likes being able to have you all to himself without effort, but it's not meant to be this way.
Nebul is perplexed. This will require some adaptation, for sure. Small as you are, he might as well get a container for you. A cage? No, don't look at him like that, he'll furnish it accordingly. Purpur is not allowed to touch you because he will crush you accidentally and cry himself to death. The wraith has to be much much lighter with punishments, but loves making you put on a tiny show for him while he strokes himself off. You're adorable.
Patches is more annoyed than anything. You can't just drink anything you find, are you nuts?! Stay on his desk, please. The dullahan unfortunately gets very distracted from his work and makes several breaks just to find an excuse to hold you, sometimes brushing pens against you, dislodging your clothes, tipping you over just so he can see your undies- Stitches has no hesitation in throwing you into his pants.
Vinnel is having such a grand old time! Ooooh boy, where's he going to put his dolly next? Oh, how about this very tall shelf. Sheesh poppet, how will make it down now, hm? He throws you in the air a little, only to catch you and do it again. You're stroked and pressed to orgasm several times until you've soaked his hand in your fluids, until you're crying for him to stop, and he's palming himself like a mutt to the show. You've also been sentenced to dress up dolly time forever now.
Belo is consumed by worry. Dear Krulu, you're so fragile like this! He needs to keep you safe at all times. Hold onto his head, his halo, please just don't let go of him, you can get lost or swiped or kicked and Belo wouldn't forgive himself if something happened to you. He wants to cut food into tiny pieces just so he can watch you try to chomp at it with his big old lavender eyes.
Sybastian puts you in his mouth. Immediately. No thoughts no questions just mouf. It's not exactly the best scent in the world, but you're very safe there, he won't swallow you. The mimiclings are thrilled about this and they will carry you everywhere behind Syb when he can't hold you himself. When alone, he's still going to lick you all over and try to make you grind on his tongue.
Fank-e squeals so high he breaks his voice box and probably deafens you a little. You're SO CUTE. Do a little dance! For him, please? You're staying in his torn up top the whole day while he speeds around, occasionally stopping to pet you, give you sips from drinks and presenting you to everyone he knows like a wet cat. Haha, look at my meow meow- He will still pin you on his palm and vibrate his thumb until you're squeaking and squealing.
Krulu sighs. You're already so small, this is just added insult. Fortunately, or unfortunately, you're sentenced to the role of a shoulder corvid, hanging off the protrusions near his clavicles or passed around between six hands like a toy. You're pretty useless at this size, so he makes sure that you stay within a safe range from him. The higher will shrink meals and pretend to be annoyed, but in reality, his lower eye is constantly darting to you and his lips twitch up sometimes. Precious.
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Richie Jerimovich/Reader "I Would Like a Blanket Please" (Part 1/2)
Reader works at The Beef and is having some housing/financial troubles, Richie offers his apartment as a place to stay! <3
Stuff in this: Soft Richie, Reader is kind of awkward, Soooo many hands on shoulders, They are so sweet and tender with each other, They both know how much the other one is hurting, They are each others comfort person!!! They have some sexual tension, Carmy is totally onto them
Stuff that will be in part two (if you don't want spoilers then just skip past this): Chicken nuggets (hell yeah), Richie when he was in college <3, Reader sleeps on his sofa which is much nicer than his twin bed?, Sharing blankets, Intense cuddling, The softest kisses
I know its been more than a week since my last update I am sorry dear friends, but trust I will deliver !!! Second part should be up tomorrow night or Monday.
Please enjoy, and leave a comment or like if you want to see more/have any requests !
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You were sitting on the ground of the walk-in, fingers getting colder, digging into the sleeves of your thick knit sweater. The one Richie called you crazy for wearing in the kitchen, but also one of the last pieces of physical comfort you had left.
Life wasโฆ rough, and you were currently struggling to find housing. You just spent your last bit of money on last night's stay in a motel room downtown. You were hoping you could pull through and figure something out by the end of the dayโฆ but that time was now, and you had nothing.ย
You tried to collect your thoughts, breathing hard and freaking out a little bit. Your nerves were getting the better of you, and you had been nothing but filled with tension the whole day.ย
You breathed in and out, slowly letting your body relax, and your fingers loosen their grip. You looked at the ground intensely, almost studying it, to remind yourself where you were. And to remember that the world wasnโt actually ending, it was just your life! Just yours!ย
Donโt worry! At least the restaurant is okay!
Even that was an overstatement.
You felt yourself finally come back to the moment.
โAlright well just donโt put it on the stove again Fak! Itโs not fuckin rocket science- Oh,โ Richie's voice was booming even before he opened the door.
He had snapped you out of your tranquil state immediately, and you could already feel yourself tensing up again. Being around people and trying to act like everything was normal and okay all day was very hard. Especially around Rich. The guy you almost desperately wished to be close to.ย
The fear was pungent though, you didnโt want to be a burden on anyone, especially on him. You feared getting tangled up with him in any way would only make life more painfully complicated.
These thoughts and feelings did not cross your mind though when you were actually around him in the kitchen, and you got to talk to him and watch him โworkโ, as you fought back the carnal urge to violently makeout with him.
It was far too easy to be comfortable around him, it was only after your shift everyday that you reminded yourself you were not in the position for a relationship.
If he even liked you-
โHey, uh, what are ya doin' on the floor?โ you were back to reality again, and Richie was looking down at you, one arm on the door and the other at his side.ย
You looked up at him with the most honest and unintended look of pure dread on your face, eyes sad and fearful. His own expression dropped.
โWhatโs wrong sweetheart?โ he lowered his voice and knelt down to look you in the eyes, face to face.
You furrowed your brows and smiled in adoration. His words were somehow instantly comforting.
You shook your head, โItโs nothing. Iโm just tired,โ
He didnโt look convinced, instead he went to place a hand on your shoulder, his palm was warm in the chill.
โYou sure you're โaright? You can tell me, ya know? Promise I wonโt tell Mr. Crazy Chef,โ he joked, referring to Carmy, and you let out a huff.ย
โDid you spill a giant jar of pickles or somethin?โย
โHa ha,โ you said sarcastically, a half smile escaping your somber expression. Though, it didnโt last long.
Richie dropped to your level on the floor, sitting next to you.
You shook your head again, looking down.
โIts just been a long day,โ you hesitated, but Richie just waited.
โThings have beenโฆ hard,โ you let your words out with an exhale, your arms and legs becoming a bit less stiff.
โHome troubles?โ
โYeah,โ you half whispered, fiddling with your fingers as that last bit of tension escaped you.
โYeahโฆ I get it,โ he said with a sigh, and he let his head lean on the wall.
You sat there in silence for a second, the humming of the freezer accompanying your barely audible breaths.
โI take it you donโt wanna go back huh?โ he asked you, turning his head to look at you.
You furrowed your brows and looked at him puzzled.
โBack home, I mean,โ he clarified.
Oh
You put it together he assumed your home life wasnโt very good. Which technically it wasnโt, just not in the way he expected.
Obviously, you hadnโt alluded to anything else.
You nodded, barely mumbling another yeah, as to not embarrass yourself, though you could feel yourself getting there.
You leaned back against the metal shelf, tilting your head back and running your fingers by your scalp.ย
You half smiled at him, afraid to look into his eyes for too long or you might get lost in them.
โYou know you can stay with me if you want?โ
โWhat?โ you blurted.
โIf yur really not feelin likeโฆ goin back tonight, you can crash at mine. I got plenty oโ room,โย
โAre you serious?โ
โCourse I am, Iโm not an asshole,โ
โWellโฆโ you grinned and looked at him cheekily.
โShush, I aint no fuckin asshole aright? I can be nice,โ he expressed with his hands, signature of a pointed Richie opinion.ย
โYeah like now?โ you joked, your arms hooked around your knees as you leaned forward again.
โYou donโt have to come over if you don't wanna-โ
โI do,โ
Richie stopped and looked at you, surprised andโฆ relieved by your answer?
โI do, want to,โ
He opened his mouth to say something, but the longer he looked at you it seemed he couldnโt come up with anything. He smiled a little bit instead, a pleasant sight. His cheeks just a bit pink.
โWell, then we better get goinโ, itโs โbouta be closing and I donโt recommend staying overtime,โ
He popped up from the floor, lending his hand for you to grab and propel you up.ย
โI already work overtime, Richie,โ you reminded him as he brought you to your feet.
โRight uh, I really should get Carm to pay you more for that,โ
โYou should,โ you said, nodding a bit and just barely smiling, it seemed to be something neither of you could stop doing.
โConsider it out of my paycheck. A little catch up in your check for this week. Iโll get Carm to fix it tomorrow, promise,โ
You nodded, then looked down, grateful but also a bit guilty. Anything out of Richie's pocket could basically be considered right out of the restaurant. Richie seemed to catch your worried look.
โYou โaright?โ he let a hand rest on your shoulder, leaning over to get a look at you.ย
You nodded, sheepishly, but Richie just held onto your other shoulder.
โYou sure?โ you made eye contact, and willed yourself to reassure him.
โYeah,โ you nodded, and he let go.
โKay, letโs get outta here,โ he sighed, opening the door to the giant fridge.
โI promise you wonโt regret this. I've got a nice 50 inch flatscreen, the most shining bathroom youโve ever seen, and a pretty damn good bed,โ He said, his eyes bright still but his face smug, until he caught your expression and dropped his own.
โThatโs not what I uhโฆ,โ
โWhatโs goin on here cuz?โ Carmy rounded the corner,
โNothin, weโre just headin out,โ
โWe?โ He looked at Richie, incredulous.
โY/n was uh-โ
โIโm staying at Richie's tonight. Just a temporary thing, my parents are having some friends and relatives over right now and Iโm not really into opening the can oโ worms that is my life and career at the family function,โ you chuckled nervously. You thought of the lie quicker than you were proud of, but knew it might resonate with Carm.
โYeah no, that'sโฆ fine. Yeah, I uh, I understand,โ he paused, โI get it,โ
He looked you both up and down, and it was only then that you noticed you were standing so close together your arms were touching. In the time the conversation started, neither of you made an effort to move away from the other.ย
His brows raised, โHave fun you two,โ he smirked and turned to leave.
โVery funny, Carm. Fuck you too!โ Richie called after him,ย
โHope your playdate goes well!โ he called back, just barely audible.
โWhat a dick,โ Richie mumbled.
Remove the word โplayโ from that sentence and the prospect of your staying over completely changed. Though you wondered, if the word 'play' really insinuated anything else, if notโฆ other activities that could happen at a potential hangout. Was the word โplayโ in โplaydateโ in the context of two adults being around one another really any more appropriate than just simply saying date?
โDonโt listen to him,โ Richie assured you, blue eyes wide and totally in your face.
You snapped out of zoning out, eyes flitting from the spot on Richie's neck where they rested.
โSure,โ you said half mindlessly, nodding your head and scrunching your nose.
โWe are just two coworkers, who are going to one person's apartment, where we will do regular coworker things,โ Richie stressed, as you two made your way to the back door, expressing it all with his hands and arms.
โMhm mhm,โ you nodded your head again, walking quickly, but not forgetting to swipe your bag of stuff from off the floor by the lockers.
โLikeโฆ sleeping,โ he exclaimed a little too loudly, and you both paused in the doorway as soon as he said it.
โThat keeps coming out wrong, doesnโt it?โ he looked down, and then up at you, smiling a little bit.
He needed to stop doing that, it was starting to become addicting to watch.
โYeah, it does,โ you said with a sympathetic look of worry and also amusement.
โYeah,โ he flattened his mouth, his hands landing on his hips.
โI think maybe you should just stop talking about it for a bit,โ you suggested.
โYeah you're right, you're right. Itโs a little weird huh?โ he looked side to side, then down at the ground again, scratching his neck.
โI mean, not weird. Just a little, odd,โ
โJust a little?โ he looked up, smile growing on his face and cheeks still very pink.
โJust a little!โ you chimed, and it looked like his eyes were smiling before his lips could.
โYeahโฆ good on ya babe. I should keep my mouth shut more oftenโ
โMaybe not, completely shut?โ
โAh,โ
โBut justโฆ mostly, shut,โ you let your mouth curl into a smile.
โRight. Like a ventriloquist,โ he offered, smiling back, a bit bashful.
โYes, like a ventriloquist. Exactly,โ you grinned and rubbed the space between your brows, he laughed a little.
You laughed as well, just barely, air escaping your nose and mouth. You exhaled, and let your smile fade with his. You both paused, eyes meeting in the comforting silence. Richie's mouth parted, before he clicked his tongue.
โMy uh, my car is just at the end of the lot,โ he grinned,ย
โRight yes, lets go to that,โ
โAs you wish,โ he swayed his hand out in front of him.
You simply smiled, and walked past him down the step to outside. He stopped before he could even walk forward.
โWait, hold up. I gotta get my jacketโฆ Iโll be right back,โ
โYeah, sure,โ
He turned towards the lockers but promptly turned right back around.
โDo you need anything? You got all your stuff?โ
โYep! Itโs just my bag,โ
โOkay, alright, cool,โ
He disappeared down the hall, and you turned to face the cold, all too familiar with the chill on your skin. You watched your breath in the air, as you exhaled, trying to slow the rising tempo of your heart. You hoped Richie's place was warm. You hoped he was warm.
โAlright!โ you jumped a bit, but met him with kind eyes.
โLet's get this show on the road,โ
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with medusa getting a more sympathetic characterization & gabe being portrayed as more of a loser than a violent asshole, i feel like medusa's head being cut off might be written out/rewritten- which makes me kinda sad, because the whole mailing medusa's-head-to-olympus is such an amazing moment of percy's Audacity, & turning gabe to stone is just *chef's kiss*
it's possible that they might still kill off medusa, but i will be VERY surprised if they kill off this version of gabe who has done nothing but be a bum, unless they have some really horrifying flashbacks/additional scenes.
not complaining, just speculating- i'm certainly not overly attached to book!gabe & his contributions (if you can call them that) to the story. the show's been so great so far, & rick riordan is literally working on it, so i'm not worried! just intrigued.
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hey!! first off, your writing is just *chef's kiss*, i love it!!!
could i pretty please request smutty michael myers (og or rz) with an afab reader who is kinda silly, snarky, very much a funny friend/class clown type personality, and who likes egging him on and taunting him because they love when he's extra rough with them? they're just a wee bit of a brat who likes being scared and wants to be put in their place. tyyyy ๐๐ฅบ
First, thank you so much!! You are the first *chef's kiss* I've ever got so this made me very happy!!! I chose RZ for this because bark bark lmfaooo but I hope you enjoy it! I don't know if I interpreted this the right way so if I didn't I'm sorry, you are more than welcome to try again! ;) I did it half hc's and half fic cause I HAD to write the smutty part out.
and if you'd like to see more Michael Myers I have a few other fics!!
Michael Myers/Reader - NSFW
Warnings: none really, readers being silly goofy and fucking with Michael, Michael chokes you, Michael gets to cum but you don't :( I'm trying something new and using the word "cunt" instead of "pussy" so that's in there too
Messing with Michael was by far your favorite activity.ย
Michaelโs minding his business, sitting in his art room making masks, and you? Youโve been tearing small pieces of paper from the notepad at your side and trying to get one to land in his ear.
Michaelโs trying to peacefully watch a movie and you're in the other room with the remote, turning it on and off to fuck with him and making him think heโs sitting on it
Every time he would huff and grunt at you, you would playfully do it back, effectively making any communication impossible. And earning you a warning growl when you passed the 5-minute mark
(Which was 3 minutes longer than Michael would have normally tolerated, so you saw it as a win)
Earlier you managed to find his candy stash, which he very much prided himself on hiding from you, and decided to parade around the house with his last remaining Hersey bar. You werenโt gonna eat it, of course, you were going to let him think you were.
The look on his face, which for once was one that you couldn't decipher, made chills go down your spine, and as Michael passed by you couldn't help but cower slightly.
You literally ran back to his stash and put it back. You also made a note to yourself to buy him more, just in case.
You even went as far as hiding his jumpsuit, which looking back at the situation from your standpoint now, was the best and maybe, possibly, the worst decision youโve made yet.
It was obvious Michael wanted to go out tonight, his patience had been worn thin since he woke up and you were, intentionally, the cause of it. You were sitting comfortably in the center of your shared bed, watching and grinning every time Michael turned his back to you as he paced the room, desperately trying to remember where he last put his jumpsuit. You had been silent until this point, wanting Michael to simmer in his frustration a bit longer before you offered nothing but a witty comment to aggravate him further.
Your eyes swept around the room slowly, eventually settling on the closet he tore apart in his search. His jumpsuit sat comfortably under his pillow, folded as flat as you could get it in a fit of giggles, so Michaelโs fit of destruction was very unnecessary, as well as a fitting punishment for you to deal with later. You glanced at Michal again, who stood silently across from you. โMichael, maybe you missed something in the clo-..!โ
Michael rushed at you suddenly, you didn't have time to avoid the crushing fist that clamped around your neck; your sputtering and grabbing at Michaelโs hand did not stop him from pushing you back against the headboard and knocking the wind out of you. As you struggled to breathe Michael stood above you, blue eyes staring down with less than violent intentions, surprisingly. His eyes were settled on his jumpsuit, folded and tossed haphazardly under his pillow, which had been tossed to the side in his fit. He knew that you were the one who put it there, so his eyes shot to you, and he huffed at your struggle to look innocent. โOhโฆ Itโs under your pillow, Michaelโฆโ You looked at him cautiously before moving to pick it up and mindlessly wipe and mess with it. โHmโฆ wonder how it got thereโฆ I couldโve sworn-!!โ
Again, Michael grabbed at your throat, only this time he kept you suspended. He quickly swiped everything but a single pillow off of the bed, tossing you down, and roughly flipping you over when you landed. It was much easier to let him toss you around, so you didn't bother moving; instead, you settled into your spot, quickly getting comfortable underneath him, a cocky grin forming on your face that you were glad Michael wasn't paying attention too. The sound of the nightstand being rummaged through grabbed your attention, and you could only turn your head slightly before he roughly grabbed your hair, shoving you into the pillow below you. You moaned into the pillow at the grip he had on your hair, just barely able to hear Michaelโs huff from above you. The sudden noise of Michael tossing something onto the dresser drew your attention again, and only now could you hear the wet noises coming from Michael.ย
He took his hand off of your head and slipped it underneath you, scooping you up slightly and moving around a bit before placing his cock between your thighs, close enough so the tip could bump against your cunt. You hummed as you felt Michael begin to move, placing you down and beginning to thrust slowly. His cock brushed against your clit deliciously, and your body immedietly melted at the feeling, soft breaths and moans spilling from your mouth as Michael rocked slowly above you. Michael shifted, the bed dipping on your sides slightly, and you quickly assumed he was adjusting, only to have your hair pulled roughly, your head flying back so you could see Michael perfectly. He quickly let go of your hair, now reaching for your throat and grabbing harshly. He placed his other hand on your hip, squeezing a bruise into your side as he began to thrust faster. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head, and high-pitched whines and moans poured from your hanging jaw, unable to close because of the brutal pleasure Michael was putting you through.ย
His cock rammed into your clit, the feeling making your cunt clench around nothing and drawing a loud plea from your mouth. โMichael, please, I want you inside!โ You whined loudly as Michael huffed and continued to roughly fuck your thighs, seemingly ignoring your plea. A yelp left your mouth as Michael slightly slowed for a moment to thrust himself into your cunt, grunting at the feeling of your walls clenching down onto his cock, and continuing his brutal pace. The stretch of Michael suddenly entering you was painful, but each rough thrust sent a shock of pleasure through you that made you bite into your lip in order to keep yourself grounded. It wasn't long before you felt the familiar pull of an orgasm begin to form in your core, and you could tell Michael was getting closer too, his thrusts began to get rougher and sloppier. You needed more, but whining and pleading for Michael to do literally anything to finally make you cum seemed useless since Michael wasnโt paying any attention to you. You could feel Micheal's hips stutter and slow as he thrust himself balls deep, filling your cunt.ย
You whined as Michael slowed, and that feeling in your core began to fade until you were right back where you started: desperately needing Michael to rail you. He slowly pulled out and your eyes widened, โYou're not done, are you?โ
Michael of course didn't respond, instead, you watched as he got off of the bed and snatched his jumpsuit off of the floor, carelessly walking into the bathroom as you stared at him in shock. He came out of the bathroom shortly after, immediately turning toward the door to leave causing you to sit up quickly, speaking loud enough to get his attention.
โWhat if I said Iโm sorry?โ
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can u recommend some good aus and fics about jordan and marie I'm begging you plsssssss
*gasp* oh my goodness i love this questionnnnn!
okay, iโll give you my current top five limoreau fics uploaded to ao3, but honestly thereโs so many good ones for you to pick from, you really canโt go wrong with anything. also, these arenโt ranked in any particular order just my top five in general!
(warning: a lot of these are smutty bc itโs the most common rating in the marie/jordan tag at the moment, so if smutโs not ur thing, let me know and i can do a top 5 of non-smutty limoreau fics!)
1. you can take my flesh if you want, girl by stormbxrnbitch
rating: E
this author has only two limoreau fics out right now and both are SO GOOD (seriously, i canโt recommend this author enough) but iโm obsessed with this au which is why i put it on the list!
this specific fic is a vampire au in which marie herself is a vampire (a cool take on her canonic bloodbending powers) and jordanโs kinda (super) into it. itโs a three-shot, kinda marie-centric, and just all around super interesting and compelling to read. itโs still a wip and it hasnโt gotten smutty YET, but the author has promised lots of it for the final chapter!
2. Want Want? by Cherrydrama and Levie101
rating: M
iโve recommended it on here before but seriously, ITโS SO GOOD!
it was written before episode five came out, so itโs a jordan pov, canon divergence fic on what happens after limoreau wakes up in the bed together, and i donโt want to spoil it too much, but i will say one thing: SPARRING/TRAINING AU.
this one isnโt super smutty iirc, itโs rated M, so itโs good if you like spice but not a lot of smut in your fics.
3. The Weight Of You by Georgiathewholedaythrough
rating: M
another canon divergence fic! written before episode five, itโs also a take on what happens after they wake up in bed together, only this time things getโฆsmutty. itโs marie pov, very sweet, very romantic, and funny too.
4. two timing by diaphanouspages
rating: E
this is a slight au (described by the author as โhas a weird relationship to the showโs actual canon, but just accept the violent canon divergence and move onโ) in which jordan attempts to make marie jealous, which works and then they end up in bed together. starts off angsty and kinda smutty, but also turns sweet towards the end.
also slight praise kink for jordan, so if youโre into thatโฆ
5. Reluctant Study Buddies by MercutioTheVelaryon
rating: M
another canon divergence fic taking place after episode 4 ending, but they all go in different directions i swear!
this is a study partners/study buddies au (as stated in the title) in which marie and jordan are assigned to be partners on a project for one of their classes. it gets a bit steamy, but it fades to black so if you arenโt comfortable with explicit smut, this might be for you! also, very funny and the banter between jordan and marie in it is *chefโs kiss*
(also this author has a bunch of other limoreau fics uploaded, which i also really loved, so i recommend you check those out as well!)
THATS IT THATS THE LIST! i genuinely hope it helped even a little bit, and that it gives you the mariejordan fix weโve all been craving since thursday ๐ญ also, let me know your thoughts after youโve read if you want, iโm always down to ramble on about gen v/limoreau nonsense!
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I fucking LOVE the most recent playmaker snipper (kisses to distract) because you can see EXACTLY how Obi-Wan becomes who he does. He kisses Quinlan knowing it will get the man killed, because Quinlan's life is not as important as Obi-Wan getting to stay with Anakin. Yes, it was spur of the moment, but it's still a decision he made and has to live with. And then when Anakin asks him why, and he's like (1/?)
"I told you I was cold ... as if heโd been so cold he found another manโs body to keep him warm in the minutes he was away from Anakin." This is ABSOLUTELY the man who calls out Cody's name in revenge because Anakin comes home late for Christmas. This is the beginning of that monster, and it's so so perfectly constructed to play to all his insecurities. I just... chef's fucking kiss, kit, you've done it again (2/2)
(in reference to this playmaker au snippet)
so i love love love all the playmaker stuff i've written that's set in the distant future where it's clear that obi-wan has been successfully warped into a monster that very nicely matches anakin's and now he's kidnapping babies and violently killing home intruders and also his own father
but ugh there's something i love the most about the ficlets/scenarios where he's just starting out in the mob and is either totally innocent (like the very first snippet) or in the midst of his transformation
like he totally regrets kissing vos because he knows that means vos is going to die--but in the moment the only thing he cares about is not leaving anakin and doing whatever he can to stay by his side which is objectively insane!! and then he does this a few months later all over again to maul when maul is threatening to tell vader that obi-wan is a rat. it's the same action, same kiss of death, it's driven by the same gut-instinct fear of being abandoned by the person he loves and it's so fucked up of him to do not just once to a guy he actually likes but twice!!
i bet anakin spends a long time expecting obi-wan to try and run post-leaving the police department, once the realization of all that he's done sets into him, and he's ready to drag the city the way you drag a lake in order to get him back (aka total destruction if that's what it takes) but obi-wan would literally never leave him even just to tease
he'll cut his hair and steal a baby and make anakin's life incredibly complicated in punishment for anakin, say, not doing his fucking taxes, but he'd never ever actually leave - he's perpetually a little scared that anakin would just let him go
(and anakin would never, but it's also best if obi-wan never knows that for sure. best for anakin at least)
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Ranking all of the Voices
this is totally not biased at all :>
11. Voice of the Cold
a lot of people might violently disagree with me on this one but personally Iโve never been into any edgy sexymen besides from the Onceler (that is called a joke btw)
idk man heโs just too edgy and willing to kill the princess I guess heโs sorta cool tho
10. Voice of the Broken
maybe I just never went into a sad edgy man phase now that I think about it idk
9. Voice of the Hunted
i put him here mostly because I avoided the Beast route so I donโt know a lot about him, might change this and move him if I decide to stop avoiding the Beast lmao
8. Voice of the Skeptic
again, donโt know enough about him cause I avoided the prisoner route since it seemed boring, same thing I said for the voice of the hunted applies here (damn I really am clueless huh)
7. Voice of the Opportunist
kinda funny but tries to kill the princess too much
6. Voice of the Cheated
lol get rekt
5. Voice of the Hero
nice but considers morals too often
4. Voice of the Paranoid
he ran our autonomic nervous system more than once thatโs pretty cool
3. Voice of the Stubborn
i can admire a man who loves butch women
2. Voice of the Contrarian
what a silly giddy tomfooler. reminds me a lot of cat memes which goes well with me since I have an album of 300 of those on my phone
1. Voice of the Smitten
i love him like he loves the princess. good boy, very sweet and accepting chefs kiss mwah
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What are some themes in Jiang Cheng fan works that you especially enjoy?
Iโm super sorry for how long itโs taken me to reply to you but you caught me during Eid week which was insanely chaotic ๐คฃ this got kinda long so i'm popping it under the cut :D
Violent and self sacrificial love: you cannot have JC without his all encompassing love, and itโs one of the things that makes him such an interesting character. There are few things that make JC act irrationally, and his loved ones are a very major one!! Itโs such a fun thing to play with - I love characters that love with their whole self and stories that focus on the consequences of that!!!
Responsibility, duty, tradition: okay this is like many different things rolled into one rather niche dot point so bear with me. I LOVE that JC is a character who takes his responsibilities seriously!! He is dutiful and he does his best to put the sect before all else, and you have no idea how hard it is to find that in fantasy that Iโm used to (Western YA and NA fantasy lmao). I really love fics that have that theme of sacrificing for duty and eventually reaping the benefits of that (the sect being so loyal to JC in return, the sect flourishing, the love that JL has for JC), but also fics that look at JC upholding YMJ traditions when heโs one of the few who remember them, or having to adjust traditions/make new ones because of that reason. And as Iโm typing this out Iโm realising thereโsโฆ probably a reasonโฆ for me enjoying seeing cultural traditions needing to be adjusted because you donโt have much family or the same resources around and things are very different from how your parents wouldโve celebrated those same traditions, and needing to make those who are around your family nowโฆ Anyway, itโs just insanely cathartic to see certain cultural values and themes across so many fanworks. I've thought about this particular element to the point where I realised the other month that thereโs a whole world outside of Western fantasy novels that likely do have these themes that are so fucking hard to find in Western novels, so Iโm trying out other Chinese novels, i dipped into Japanese books, and I got my cousin to recommend me Bangla fantasy novels because I realised Iโve never considered how fantasy themes would be in my own culture ๐โ (it's funny timing bc my dad arrived literally a couple hrs ago with the books, and my reading ability is decent for someone who's never needed to read Bangla but I'm gonna have to sit down with either google translate or a dictionary bc I'm so used to my parents translating harder words or getting us to read books for younger kids,, i'm like which words here are made-up fantasy words and which are real ๐๐ญ)
Grief: grief has quite literally shaped this guy, and itโs so cool to see different fics have different takes on how itโs affected him as a person. I donโt think Iโve ever been in a fandom where grief has been such a huge theme and itโs very fun to see the fandom leaning into it. (I also need to given honorary shoutouts to disillusionment, guilt, loneliness, and repression!! I think a lot of these are especially interesting in combo with how much JC values responsibility and duty, and fics that study them are so chefs kiss.)
Turning Into His Mother: Iโm so obsessed with this theme. I think itโs mostly because YZY is so mum coded for me and there are aspects of my own mother that I see in her so strongly that any time fic gives her and JCโs relationship the depth it deserves, Iโm standing there chomping on wood. I especially love it when JCโs journey has elements of โI canโt be like my mother bc everyone says thatโs badโ -> โI should act like my father, because heโs the only example I have of a sect leaderโ -> โam I difficult to love like my mother was?โ -> โthe best way to protect those I love is through the things my mother taught meโ -> โthe only parent whose love I genuinely felt was my motherโs so when Iโm displaying love to a child, I should use the most successful method I knowโ -> โI am like my mother; maybe thatโs a good thingโ. Itโs rare that I get to sink my teeth into a character who had such a complex relationship with his mother, so any fics with this theme automatically make me go insane. (Something here as well about JC written in fics as a woman scorned, JC with ruined woman vibes whoโd been promised by WWX that heโd always be by his side and now isnโt and without any good reason that JC is aware of, something about fics that project feminine rage onto him in a way that feels freeing and safe because heโs a male character so itโs like you can almost examine it without having to examine sexism and gender rolesโฆ)
Aroace and queer themes: aro!JC!! ace!JC!! Never before have I been into a character I can project onto so fully, but also see other people projecting onto?? This fandom has so many gorgeous aroace!JC fanworks, and we get so much variety from ppls experiences!! thereโs something extremely fulfilling about fics with a main character who doesnโt feel conventional romantic/sexual love, and is still very successful and has a full life with loved ones and is satisfied with life. There's also this tiny niche of fics involving JC in queerplatonic relationships, and any time I read those I would literally have to lie there for an hour contemplating my life. I think the other fun thing about this is that there's a pretty big chunk of the fandom that characterises JC as the kind of acesexual who thinks all his allo friends are absolute weirdos for how they're behaving, and it's such a funny and refreshing (and extremely relatable) take.
Whump: last but definitely not least, JC being whumped within an inch of his life ๐ I love this fandom deciding that the most efficient way to get JC to show emotions is to shove some knives in him and get him all bloodied up. The one gore/torture fic that genuinely icked me out to the point where I had to stop reading for a moment was a delightful post canon JC fic that I revisit every few months because it just scratches that whump itch so well ๐
Iโm sure the moment I post this Iโll be hit by like fifty other things I forgot to put in here, but for now Iโm blanking. thank youu for giving me an excuse to think about JC ๐ซถ๐ซถ๐ซถ
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// sfw alphabet for nine under the cut because i am sick and cannot work on cooler content rn ๐ go crazy
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
as a baseline iโd say heโs a very affectionate person. heโs not afraid of initiating it either, even in tense or violent situations he can be very warm and cordial. in situations like these i think a lot of people can take it as a mockery or some sort of weird threat, which can be partially true, but not always. sometimes his comforts are genuine but just happen to scare the shit out of people, he doesnโt give up tho.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
iโll say that heโs very elusive and just disappears for days at a time sometimes. heโs a very hard person to be friends with because heโs notoriously hard to get ahold of. youโd never know much about him or his life, but heโd end up knowing everything about yours.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
nine is naturally a very touchy person i think, thatโs kind of just how he is, very into tapping on shoulders and such. when he does actually hold people though itโs very very lightly because heโs always conscious of how much force heโs using. heโs automatically very heavy handed so he really has to be aware of himself.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
there will be no settling down ever. heโs mediocre at cooking itโs definitely not that bad but heโs no chef, i would trust him to cook me food and not kill me while also having it taste relatively good. nine is a very very clean person so even though his spaces might be kind of cluttered sometimes heโs very good with cleanliness upkeep. i will say thereโs at least 5 empty water bottles on his nightstand tho.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
the most horrible way possible actually. nine will do almost anything to convince people to dislike him because he loves self sabotage and ruining everything that makes him happy. no matter what he will find a way to make you leave him eventually.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
donโt even get me started on how deathly allergic he is to the idea of commitment
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
very much so. physically it can be a litttle difficult because he has to be very careful with how much force he applies all the time but he does his best and usually he does it very well, very soft touches. emotionally he can be very gentle with people which might be surprising, even if heโs dropping his whole murder monologue bomb on you he somehow finds a way to be very calm and gentle about it a lot of the time.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
nine hugs are warm and all encompassing. very very nice and cozy if nine hugged me i would immediately fall asleep. heโs very soft and cushy. and i think we all know he doesnโt mind people initiating physical contact with him.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
genuinely do not know if heโs ever seriously told another human being that he loves them except for his mother. itโs not that he doesnโt like or love people, he just doesnโt express it that way. i think part of him thinks itโs embarrassing to the other person so he just never verbally expresses it seriously.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when theyโre jealous?)
there is not a jealous bone in his body actually i donโt even know if heโs capable of this. maybe when he was like 17 and always mad idk. itโs actually comical he is not jealous or envious of anyone heโs like 31 and has already accepted that he is a depraved useless person that deserves nothing.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
very good actually. he talks to them like tiny adults and they tend to like him cause heโs big and nice. i will say he might curse around them though because he forgets.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
this is assuming youโll ever see the day where you find a way to wake up before he dips
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
it varies very heavily because thereโs a lot of things that could be happening at night and some of those things are nice but some of them are scary.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
never ever. he will actually go to great lengths to avoid telling people about himself, his only interest is knowing about other people. heโs somehow mastered switching the topic of conversation onto others.
P = Patienceย (How easily angered are they?)
nine has absolutely incredible patience and he does not get mad ever, not outwardly at least. thereโs not really anything for him to be mad about regardless. heโs a very calm and patient person no matter how intense the situation might be, heโs really just never in a rush. however in his late teens he was very different.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
he remembers everything, more than you probably remember about yourself. thatโs the one joy heโll allow himself to have, knowing things about people and asking questions about them. itโs a little scary.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
we all know how nine feels about the concept of relationships
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
very actually. nine doesnโt want to be protected in the slightest, but he does want to protect other people. he doesnโt want any harm brought to people that havenโt done anything, but i will say that most people have probably done something in their lives.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
nine does not do dates or anniversaries or gifts. on a broader spectrum itโs not that he doesnโt try at things itโs just kind of that heโs pretty mediocre. if you asked him to draw a cat for you he would definitely do it but it would be ugly.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
okay well i would say the constant self sabotage and destruction is probably not good. and when i say constant i mean constant sometimes itโs so stupid. sometimes heโll get his favorite soda and then give it to someone else just so he canโt have it.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
very but not in the way youโd expect. heโs concerned because he wants to keep himself ugly and hide his face from people. he doesnโt really put any effort into making himself โprettyโ aside from basic cleanliness and hygiene but thatโs only because when it comes to his body heโs a complete clean freak. plus all his clothes look pretty stupid.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
no ! to be honest he will never feel complete because he will not allow anything to make him happy and he likes it that way. there will always be something missing and heโs destined to walk the rest of his life like that. he thinks of himself as some sort of pyramidhead like figure, some sort of executioner and purveyor of doom cursed to do this until he canโt walk any more. there is no suffering but there is no lack of suffering.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
i canโt make headcanons because i made him so hereโs some ezzy made:
dad mannerisms. he makes the most heinous dad-like noises when he sits down or gets up.
exclusively wears those dc shoes with the tongue halfway up the calf.
nails and nail beds are disturbingly well kept.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldnโt like, either in general or in a partner?)
the one thing that really grinds his gears is people who are ungrateful to be alive. heโll make you happy to be alive in the most unnecessary and gruesome way possible. he does not like it when people donโt appreciate the gift of life and living and he especially doesnโt like it when they attempt to throw that opportunity away.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
overall heโs a very sleepy guy and he does have a bad habit of taking cat naps and not having an actual sleep schedule. i think i can also mention his horrible snoring and sleep apnea LOL
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Okay, so Iโve noticed a theme in posts recently about Izzy Hands that I want to address. I love Izzy as a character (*chefs kiss* to Con O'Neill's portrayal) and also love exploring him. He is (unfortunately) one of my blorbos. But the thing is that
Izzy Hands is homophobic. Heโs a queer coded homophobic homosexual - this immediate interpretation of him that was passed around isnโt wrong.
Iโve seen at least 5 posts now saying he isnโt and itโs kind of bizarre to me? He literally is. So I sort of just want to look at some of the reasons people are saying he isnโt. Ultimately, I think the reading thatย โitโs wrong to say Izzy is homophobicโ comes from like. A misunderstanding of all the forms homophobia can take? Or a belief that if you yourself are mlm you canโt be homophobic?ย
So one HUGE thing Iโve seen multiple times now isย โIzzy ignores Pete and doesnโt say anything homophobic to him when he finds Pete and Lucius having sex in Episode 5โฒ. But the fact that Izzy immediately picks on the effeminate gay man and calls him aย โbitchโ - a pretty damn loaded term in this context - is homophobia. But then why does he ignore Pete? Itโs because Izzyโs homophobia is specifically directed towards effeminate gender-non-conforming gay men. Which is a pretty intense form of homophobia, in fact its a wildly common one.ย โIโm okay with someone being homosexual, but I canโt stand all that gay shitโ is like. A huge thing. Do we not remember that dumb meme that was passed around in like 2012 that was allย โgay people I respect vs. gay people I donโt respectโ?ย
So yes, Izzy ignores Pete in favour of Lucius, but thatโs because Lucius is the kind of gay man Izzy takes issue with. And thereโs obviously more to it than that, thereโs an important class reading (in an episode which is all about class) in that Lucius represents the most educated member of the crew apart from Stede. But thatโs not it in itโs totality because theย โbitchโ line is RIGHT THERE, and the way that Izzy wants to use Luciusโs open flirting with the crew is RIGHT THERE.ย
And Izzyโs hatred of Stede plays into this; Stede is an imbecele, heโs dumb, heโs ridicious, heโs not the right sort of man. Edward when he allows himself to enjoy the things Stede enjoys is also not being the right sort of man. But wanting men to not be openly feminine in some of their hobbies and personality it just...it IS homophobia.ย
And Izzy is obviously queer coded. As the show runners said, he has a toxic love for Edward. He gets really close to men and stares at their lips while he argues. Etc. Etc. If Izzy was offered aย โmanlyโ no holds bared violent relationship with Ed he wouldnโt have a problem with that at all. If the crew were fucking but likeย โproper piratesโ do (aka calico jack and Edโs relationship) then Izzy probably wouldnโt have a problem with that either. But just because he doesnโt take issue with mlm relationships in all their forms, that DOESNโT mean heโs not homophobic and denying this part of his character is just...a really weird move in my opinion? And sort of denies him some of the complexities he has?ย
Idk if people are doing this because they want to make him more sympathetic, or moreย โblorbo-yโ or if they just genuinely donโt see this kind of behaviour as homophobia but. You can like the character even if he is like this you know that right? In fact, this aspect of his character is what makes him interesting to many people and makes people want to explore his backstory and stuff (and maybe give him some kind of redemption arch)? Itโs okay to like villains and people in fiction who you wouldnโt IRL? He did all the bad stuff he did and thatโs actually very interesting and way more cool than if we sooth him over so heโs easily digestible.ย
Anyway, thatโs my rant.
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Okay new crack theory time
Okay, so the facts that Meau hung out with humans and in their civilization once upon a time, that they had their trust betrayed by the same humans, their reaction to Randy, and the fact that they have a significant trauma with their second neck, I definitely could kind of see what happened in the last comic makes sense. But now, seeing how that trauma happened, I'm starting to think that there might've been a separate trauma to creating Noe. Maybe. I'm not entirely convinced, but I keep looking at the post where you introduced Noe's ghost-typing, and the significant glitchy effect on Noe, coupled with Meau's look of concern or surprise or some combo of those, looks like that might've been the moment Noe manifested, or Noe got corrupted. It also kind of looks a little bit like Noe jumped in front of something, now, shielding Meau. I'll come back to that point in a second.
On top of that, I'm wondering if Giratina's violent outburst didn't happen as some form of retaliation for the humans grabbing Meau's second neck. She already looked afraid and frantic, trying to get away from something. Maybe Arceus wanted to leave the humans be, and not slaughter them into extinction (don't think I haven't forgotten about the extinction event you mentioned before) but Giratina wanted to just wipe them out, humans don't just get to disrespect their own species's creator, but also that's Giratina's younger sibling.
Maybe the fight between Giratina and Arceus is so violent that it still creates some kind of extinction event, and Meau tries intervening, which might have helped create/corrupt Noe? Maybe the trauma wasn't necessarily physical in nature (as I had been assuming all this time, with their second neck, since that has extra power in it, as you mentioned in the Shadow Synergy Stone comic). Maybe seeing them fight is traumatic. However, Noe also might be an echo of something, so what if they started as some kind of defense mechanism? Maybe some of the extra attack/energy if Arceus and Giratina fought destructively went for Meau, Noe took the hit, and they became corrupted.
I hope that made sense!
(I'm also toying with the idea that Noe and Meau share a soul or have some kind of Destiny Bond going on between them, but that's a mess for another day lol)
I'm making a bigger job for myself trying to pin-point the extinction event, Noe's origins/Meau's trauma, and Giratina's violent outburst all into one event or events right after each other. I'm probably trying to connect things that are separate history beats XD
Okay I wanted to get that timeline out it before I replied to this so you would have context as well as frankly with the work youโve put in? You deserve the damn timeline to help with the history beats X3
First bit, again the source citing actually helps me answer these and itโs phenomenal, muah, chefs kiss, anywho! Thereโs certainly a trauma that lead to Noeโs creation and you are correct that the second neckโs trauma, whatever it was, was not related to Noeโs appearance. However, it does still have a significant tie in to Noe and Meauโs current state.
Second bit, I have words, but these words need more time in the tea kettle before I can properly lay them out without giving things away or putting myself into a corner narratively. For now, I will say, Giratina and Arceus had very conflicting views for how to handle what the humans eventually did.
I can deny that Missingno. did not come from any sort of trauma, for Meau, relating to Arceus and Giratina. While his corruption was due to his own actions, none of which he regrets nor would go back on.
The last bit regarding sharing a soul, itโsโฆ well, for current dayโฆ youโre on the right track.
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Hello! Hope youโre doing well :D! Just wondering what cdramas youโre watching now.
New Life Begins! It's really enjoyable and heart-warming. The plot is kind of non-existent and comes in and out almost like every once in a while the writers remembered they needed to have plot, but itโs got great world-building and characters which make up for it.
I love the concept of the nine regions and how each of those regions represent a different facets/levels to feminism.
You have Xinchuan in the middle being the big patriarchy, and you have Danchuan which is the kind of female-led, female-empowered society that Romance of Tiger and Rose tried to convey but ultimately failed. Danchuan make it very clear the key to empowerment/equality is about respect, and not like actual power or dominance.
But you also have the in-between regions like Jichuan where the FL is from, it isnโt explicitly matriarchal like Danchuan but clearly isnโt the ultra-patriarchal society of Xinchuan either. Here, just the practice of monogamy allows the FL to have different expectations in her marriage compared to her friend, Hao Jia, who comes from a region where polygyny is still the norm.
Hao Jia starts out with awareness that this system sucks but thinks that with that awareness she could play patriarchy to her advantage to benefit from it. Though it makes for a heart-breaking story for Hao Jia, I love the way this drama deconstructs how that ends up being impossible because systematic patriarchy is inherently designed to oppress women and there is no way to benefit from it without losing yourself.
It's also interesting that even though Jinchuan is still clearly male-centred and male-led, the fact that itโs about as close to a capitalist society as this world gets, it also provides women more freedom, at least in terms of being financially-independent. This is a very intriguing very pro-capitalism stance that I kind of hope/wish we can explore more. Are there any dark side of that and what is division of labour in the family like in Jinchuan if both men and women workโฆDo everyone just pay for childcare or do you just hoist that off to other family membersโฆ?
I love all the ways this drama subverts your expectation of female relationships in a typical drama. By episode three when they show the way Haitang and the solar ladies bond and team up to deal with the Third Prince, you should know that this drama is all about women supporting each other, but it still manages to surprise me when they continually refuse to take the catty internalised misogyny route. Itโs like this drama decided to set up all the ways that women could turn against each other and then just goes, nope, theyโre going to be best friends instead.
One of the things that reassured me that this drama is probably going to stay on the right path throughout is that there is no criticism of the path that Hao Jia chooses even when it traps her in an abusive marriage. Instead there is explicit acknowledgement that the fact that her husband is an abusive asshole is very much on him and just because Hao Jia chose to be his concubine doesnโt mean she deserves this. And she deserves everyone to help her get out of this situation.
At the same time, I was so pleasantly surprised with the Third Princeโs arc of realising that heโs the problem and has been treating his wife and concubines like objects, and how this allows him to learn from that. Itโs acknowledgement that yes, men are taught by society to undermine/mistreat women, and change is only possible when they realise what theyโre doing is wrong and commit to change. Except violent abusive assholes like the Second Prince. He deserves to die.
I guess the slow burn romance between the ML and FL is cute. But I forget theyโre married most of the time to be honest. I also enjoy Bai Jingting in the comedy moments more than the serious political ones.
Sisi and the Seventh Prince are just *chefโs kiss* introvert with anxiety representation. I love how Sisi just occasionally shows up to throw money at her friends to deus-ex-machina them out of scrapes and then disappears again because social interaction is just *too much*.
Anyway, this drama: 10/10 would recommend. -h
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Valjean + 7 & 8 (game ask)
For this ask meme: #7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like? And #8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?
Thanks for the ask!!
#7: a thing fandom does with this character that you like:
I love fix-its (I just want him to live!) itโs great when Jean Valjean gets to have a happier ending than his bleak passive suicide.ย ย
Fics that explore Jean Valjean interacting with Other Characters (outside of Cosette) are alsoย great. He has such a narrow social circle in canon โ he has basically no friends outside of his daughterโ so playing him off other characters is really fun. Itโs especially fun if (as is canonically accurate) he struggles very hard to interact with people and comes across as deeply weird. Jean Valjean tends to get โtrapped in his own headโ a lot, and exploring the relationships he could have with other charactersโ or just how other characters would be utterly baffled by him, while viewing him from the outsideโ is always great.
I also love fandom stuff that acknowledges how deeply strange he is. Any fandom stuff that features Jean Valjean breaking into peopleโs houses to give them money is always chefs kiss.
#8: A thing fandom does with this character that you despise:
Iย was originally going to answer this with a whole passionate overlong essay about fandom tropes around Jean Valjean that bother me, butโฆIโll keep it short lol because it's not really a big deal, haha. Like, I donโt want to be mean or unfair, and I like being in a fandom so large I can afford to be picky about characterization. I donโt like holding fanficย to a higher moral standard than big โprofessionalโ media properties that are doing far worse. The most popular Les Mis fanfic on ao3 has maybe a couple thousand readers; BBC 2019, which is an utterly vile horrible conservative take on Les Mis and on Jean Valjean in particular, had millions of viewers. Fanfic writers have no budget and often no editors, so we donโt deserve to be held to the same level of scrutiny as massive projects like a tv show . Like I donโt want to overstate harmโ fanfic is fine! Les mis fanfic is a tiny niche of a niche, and so small no oneโs really being hurt by it. If I donโt like something, I donโt read it, and all that. I'm not here to be the fandom police XD.
And I really donโt like ever positioning myself as an โauthorityโ on these characters or the person who does them โcorrectly,โ because Iโm not.ย
That being said, if I were to be petty and summarize my personal Problems with the way Jean Valjean is often handled in fandom really brieflyโ
My core "pain" is that I feel like a lot of fans miss that the police are the villains of Les Mis. The police are the villains of Jean Valjeanโs story and theyโre the villains of Javertโs. Prison is evil. The carceral system is cruel and unjust, as a system. It is not a problem of Javert โnot being nice enough to Valjean,โ the entire system is fundamentally violent and vile and needs to be burned to the ground.ย acab, and all.
I think part of why that gets missed is that many fans are laser-focused only on Javertโย and often on a highly specific musical-inspired fanon reading of Javert where he Did Nothing Wrong. (I'm not throwing shade, this was kinda also me when I was 13 lolllll.) And then they donโt analyze Jean Valjean anywhere near as deeply, if they analyze him at all, and don't pick up on the larger themes of the novel. And that's a shame, because Javertโs characterization will also suffer if you donโt have that wider context!
I think the โproblemโ is just that if you acknowledge the complexity of Jean Valjean's character and his trauma, if you recognize how deeply Jean Valjean was ripped apart by prison,ย how he has not recovered from his imprisonment and never will, and how he doesnโt view the criminal justice system with โtotal forgivenessโ but actually does have complicated overwrought repressed useless grief and rage over the system that abused him and the injustices heโs undergone, how he actually doesnโt like Javert on a personal level and only saved his life out of the same pity he wouldโve shown to any other person in Javert's positionโย it is much harder to see Javert as a Good Person and the police as a Good Institution. So as a result fanfic!Jean Valjean oftenย kinda has to be written as a bland saint patiently agreeing that Cops Are Great and Prison is Fine and Javert Did Nothing Wrong...because if he isnโt, the author has to acknowledge Javert has hurt Jean Valjean in ways he will never heal from, and question the morality of bothย Javert and the police.ย
ย I think lots of people take the line โthereโs nothing that I blame you for/youโve done your duty nothing moreโ from the musical, interpret it as a sincere compliment, and then graft that interpretation onto the bookโ to the point of making it the entire core of Jean Valjeanโs character. But Jean Valjean complimenting Javert with the Nuremberg defense (โit was all fine because you were doing your jobโ), and this being portrayed as Correct and Wise, is just not a compelling take on the character to me XD. I do not like it all. So I just donโt read fics that head in that direction.ย I'm not gonna content-police people, I just don't read it, haha.
Iโve been recommended multiple fics where Jean Valjean becomes Javertโs cop partner, or enthusiastically encourages him to return to the police, and itโs always a big โHe Would Not Say That.โ XD Jean Valjean, the most well-known victim of police brutality in the history of fiction, the character whose entire personality is built on the trauma of surviving incarceration and attempting to save others from his hellish fate, would never enthusiastically participate in incarcerating peopleโnot even if they wereย โbadโ people! Itโs literally the core of his whole weird little Deal. itโs his whole schtick.ย
And it's not that I hate Valvert either. I actually think Valvert can be very compelling-- and also funny, which is the most important thing. But part of the reason Iโve often stayed away from the valvertย fandom despite enjoying the Funky Weird Little Relationship is that Iโve had lots of trouble finding fic that gives Jean Valjean an actual life or character outside of Javert, or that also acknowledges the anti-police anti-prison themes of the novel.ย But! There are a tiny handful of people who do it occasionally! And that's enough.
And again, this isnโt like the biggest deal or anything! Iโm not a fandom cop trying to police what people write, especially because most people are just extrapolating from the musical/lots of people change their minds on characterizations over time/itโs hard to write without a team of editors to help you navigate things. These are just some fandom trends I personally donโt like, that I personally avoid,ย and that I hope change over timeโฆ.so that I have more fanfic to read that lines up with my own feelings on the characters XD.
But yeah those are my (abbreviated) years of spicy fanon Jean Valjean hot takes!!!
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sfw alphabet, pt. iii
disclaimers: the original list comes from the-coldest-goodbye. the reader, when mentioned, is gender neutral.
๐ = ๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง (๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ? ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง?)
nami is incredibly affectionate, at least when it comes to her romantic partners, and it tends to be a very playful sort of affection. sneaking up behind you to grab your waist, smacking a kiss on your cheek, she loves to see you flustered. she can and will be serious if you ask her or if the mood strikes her. with friends, her affection is more of the caretaker type; thereโs a reason sheโs always concerned for everyone on her crew.
๐ = ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ง๐ (๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐๐ฌ ๐ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ง๐? ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ก๐ข๐ฉ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ญ?)
she makes for one of the greatest best friends you could ever have. total confidence is the name of her game: whether itโs your darkest fear or a silly dream you had, nami will never breathe a word about it to anyone else. sheโll also splurge on you a little whenever you go to shore for a little shopping. if your life is ever in danger, nami is there fighting at your side.
๐ = ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ (๐๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐ฅ๐? ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐ฅ๐?)
nami wonโt cuddle in publicโnot at first anywayโand even after sheโs settled into her relationship, cuddling will still mostly take place behind closed doors. she prefers to be the big spoon in all things and likes the sensation of your hair tickling her chin even if youโre much taller than she is.ย
๐ = ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ (๐๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ง? ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐๐ญ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ?)
bell-mรจre was self-sufficient, and she did her best to pass that self-sufficiency onto her daughters. because of that, nami knows how to cook and clean. sheโs a little out-of-practice with the formerโarlong had his own chef, and of course thereโs sanji for the mugiwaraโbut she can make just about anything if she has a recipe or set of steps to follow. she wouldnโt mind settling down at some point, but for now sheโs happy to be the best pirate navigator on the seas.
๐ = ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐ง๐ (๐ข๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ก๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ค ๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ข๐ซ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐ง๐๐ซ, ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐๐จ ๐ข๐ญ?)
thereโs a lot of guilt involved when it comes to nami ending a relationship, no matter how long or short it was. if youโre part of the crew, then itโs even harder. sheโd want to try and fix the issue before taking any sort of action; if, however, the damage was permanent or there was no more love in it, then she would do it as gently as she could. she might get angry, but sheโd do her best to handle things calmly and without a fight.
๐ = ๐๐ข๐๐ง๐๐(๐) (๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ? ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ช๐ฎ๐ข๐๐ค ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ ๐๐ญ ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ข๐๐?)
nami would be pleased to settle down with one person, although marriage is another matter entirely. pirate weddings are easy enough, though rarely recognized by the government, and she would be happy to buy some nice clothing, a pair of matching rings, and have a ceremony on the bow of the going merry or thousand sunny. it wouldnโt be until after the two-year timeskip, however.ย
๐ = ๐ ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฅ๐ (๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ, ๐๐จ๐ญ๐ก ๐ฉ๐ก๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ?)
with a partner, nami is equal parts gentle and tough. she wants whatโs best for you, and does what she can to make sure that youโre happy and comfortable. she does have a temper, which is something to keep in mind. her love can be a sharp-tongued lashing or a gentle kiss on the forehead, depending on the situation. physically, sheโs never violent towards any partner, even playfully so, and handles them with the utmost care.
๐ก = ๐ก๐ฎ๐ ๐ฌ (๐๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐ก๐ฎ๐ ๐ฌ? ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐จ๐๐ญ๐๐ง ๐๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐๐จ ๐ข๐ญ? ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ข๐ซ ๐ก๐ฎ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐?)
nami likes hugs and is always giving them casually, at least where her partner is concerned. a quick arm around the shoulders in passing, a little squeeze when you first get up in the morning, she enjoys showing you affection and receiving it in turn. itโs also the most sheโs comfortable doing in public, so itโs the easiest way to reaffirm that she loves you and wants you close. her hugs are warm and firm, with a bit more pressure just before she lets go.
๐ข = ๐ข ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ (๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฅ-๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐?)
it takes a long time for nami to build up to saying that she loves you. itโs nothing personal, just a result of the trauma sheโs suffered and her own fear of losing the ones she loves. when she does say it, itโs done almost shyly. a hug, the press of her cheek to yours, the words mumbled out in a huff. ask her to repeat it, and she will, though she wonโt quite be able to look you in the eyes.
๐ฃ = ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฒ (๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ ๐๐ญ? ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐๐จ ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒโ๐ซ๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ?)
her partner will always be the most precious of her treasure, and her protectiveness and unwillingness to share is only a natural side effect of that. she isnโt possessive and has no issues when it comes to you spending time with anyone else, but she doesnโt tolerate other people trying to take you away from her. the ones unlucky enough to flirt with you in her presence are quick to receive a dressing down and the full effects of her temper. itโs never directed at you.
๐ค = ๐ค๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐ฌ (๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ข๐ซ ๐ค๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐ฌ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐? ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ค๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ? ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ ๐ค๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐?)
namiโs kisses tend to be playful: quick pecks on the cheek or lips in passing, a little nibble on your earlobe to make you blush, itโs all harmless and charming and easy. in the more quiet and intimate moments, her kisses linger on your skin. she doesnโt have a particularly favorite place to press her lipsโall of you is sacred to herโbut you can gain an upper hand if you kiss her shoulder just above her tattoo.
๐ฅ = ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ ๐จ๐ง๐๐ฌ (๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ ๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ซ๐๐ง?)
she doesnโt have much patience for children, although she tries her best. most of her life was spent with kids calling her a witch because of her service under arlong, and some of that bitterness remains long after sheโs no longer trapped under his rule. sheโll be polite, but too much time with them wears her nerves thin.
๐ฆ = ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ (๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฆ?)
nami is up early and likes to have a cup of coffee on deck while she feels out the weather and the currents. she doesnโt linger in bed; if she does, her routine is thrown off quite a bit, so itโs easiest to get up with her and join her for her morning charts. sheโll spend most of the time chatting about the wind and the temperature and what all of it means, but if you just curl up with a blanket and doze back off she doesnโt mind letting you sleep on her lap.
๐ง = ๐ง๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ (๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ง๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฆ?)
because private time is so limited while out at sea, the night is when nami is at her most physically affectionate. she wants to shower with you and to go to bed at the same time so she can soak up as much of you as she can before daylight comes and the ship comes alive. her favorite way to fall asleep is tangled with you, your heartbeat under her ear.
๐จ = ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ง (๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ง ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ญ ๐ซ๐๐ฏ๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ ๐๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฆ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฏ๐๐ฌ? ๐๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐ญ ๐จ๐ง๐๐ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐๐ข๐ญ ๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ซ๐๐ฏ๐๐๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ฒ?)
once arlong is no longer a threat to her, nami is incredibly honest at every opportunity. she rarely lies, unless itโs to an opponent, and what dishonesty she does engage in is always short-lived and easy to see through. she doesnโt have much to hide, and tends to wear her heart on her sleeve.
๐ฉ = ๐ฉ๐๐ญ๐ข๐๐ง๐๐ (๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ?)
sheโs notoriously short-tempered when it comes to the antics of some of her crewโparticularly the menโbut with a partner sheโs far more patient. she doesnโt like to argue with you, or to stew on things, so she tries to handle any disagreements as soon as they crop up so thereโs no lingering frustration. youโll hear her shout, but it will never be at you unless youโre doing something monumentally dangerous. standing in front of a canon, say, or diving into the sea if youโre a devil fruit user.
๐ช = ๐ช๐ฎ๐ข๐ณ๐ณ๐๐ฌ (๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐๐ก ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ซ ๐๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ? ๐๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ซ ๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ข๐ฅ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ข๐ง ๐ฉ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐ , ๐จ๐ซ ๐๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ญ ๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ?)
nami remembers a good deal, but she isnโt going to recall every little detail of everything youโve said unless she writes it down somewhere. she knows the important things: what you like, what you dislike, your birthday, your anniversary, etc. whatโs a little strange is the details she does remember. you swear that you mentioned preferring a certain sort of toothbrush once, in passing and half in jest, yet thatโs the kind she always gets for you.ย
๐ซ = ๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ซ (๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ข๐ซ ๐๐๐ฏ๐จ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ข๐ง ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ก๐ข๐ฉ?)
her favorite moment in her relationship with you is the moment she realized that she loved you. there were no fireworks, it wasnโt an oh moment. you were seated on the deck, doing something that you do every single day, and the sheer warmth and contentment she felt being in your presence was enough for her. second to that is when you admitted your own feelings, but sheโll always remember the scent of the sea and the soft lull of your voice and the sunlight in your hair.
๐ฌ = ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ (๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ญ๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ? ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ญ๐๐๐ญ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ? ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ญ๐๐๐ญ๐๐?)
nami is protective, though she does her best not to smother you or treat you like you canโt handle yourself. sheโs always lending an ear, keeping an eye on you, ready to be at your side in an instant if she thinks you need her assistance. in battle, she tries to stay as close to you as she can, particularly if youโre on the weaker side when it comes to combat.
๐ญ = ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฒ (๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐๐ก ๐๐๐๐จ๐ซ๐ญ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐จ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ, ๐๐ง๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐ข๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ฌ, ๐ ๐ข๐๐ญ๐ฌ, ๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ฒ๐๐๐ฒ ๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ค๐ฌ?)
she goes all out for anniversaries and gifts. nami loves you so much, and gift-giving is her primary love language after quality time, so she can spend days selecting the perfect things for you. dates are given the same priority, with her planning everything to give you the perfect experience. day-to-day, sheโs a hard worker who does what she can to make sure that everything runs smoothly aboard the ship.
๐ฎ = ๐ฎ๐ ๐ฅ๐ฒ (๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ข๐ญ ๐จ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ?)
while itโs never directed at you, you will have to learn how to manage her anger. nami is easily frustrated, particularly by certain members of her crew, and the days where she doesnโt shout at one of them are rarer than the days where she does. if youโre upset by it, sheโll work on handling herself in a more conductive and healthy way so she doesnโt cause you discomfort.ย
๐ฏ = ๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ (๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐จ๐ง๐๐๐ซ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ข๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ค๐ฌ?)
she knows that sheโs beautiful, but she doesnโt spend hours preening or talking about it. most of her vanity is shown by her shower routine, which involves a fair bit of pampering, but nami isnโt afraid to get dirty if she needs to, and sheโs never been self-obsessed with her image. whatโs most important to her is being comfortable, even if her idea of comfortable clothing can skew towards being revealing.
๐ฐ = ๐ฐ๐ก๐จ๐ฅ๐ (๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐ข๐ง๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ?)
nami has experienced loss, but that never makes it any easier. if youโre out for the day or occupied somewhere else on the ship, then sheโs fine. if you leave, or die, or disappear, then she isnโt. she misses you and thinks of you no matter how long youโve been apart. eventually she would start to heal, although there would always be that empty place where you used to reside.
๐ฑ = ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ซ๐ (๐ ๐ซ๐๐ง๐๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐ง๐จ๐ง ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฆ)
she smells like citrus, honey, and some vague spice. itโs a tantalizing combination created by the products she meticulously selected.
๐ฒ = ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐๐ค (๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐งโ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐, ๐๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ ๐ข๐ง ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ซ๐๐ฅ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ข๐ง ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐ง๐๐ซ?)
stealing from her, lying to her, treating her as though sheโs less than for whatever reason, being cruel to others, attacking her crewmates, and/or mocking her or the ones she cares about will turn her off in a heartbeat. she doesnโt like slovenly partners either, nor those who take what they have for granted.
๐ณ = ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ (๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ก๐๐๐ข๐ญ ๐จ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ?)
nami tends to sleep either on her back or on her right side, with her hands on her next to her chest. sheโs a light sleeper, unless sheโs injured.
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