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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dave/Klaus Hargreeves Characters: Klaus Hargreeves, Dave Katz, Diego Hargreeves, Luther Hargreeves, Number Five, Allison Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - No Powers, No Apocalypse, 5 Times, luther has Stupid Bitch Disease and its terminal :/, dave is a closeted dumbass, Fluff Summary:

the 5 times the hargreeves siblings don't understand why a guy like dave is with klaus, plus the one time that they do

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dave is a closeted dumbass

-5: Luther

It’s not that people never expected Klaus to date someone, like really date someone. It isn’t even that they were shocked that Klaus was dating a man. Hell, if Klaus wasn’t dating a man, that’d be more surprising. It’s just with how he behaves and his history, everyone expected whoever Klaus was dating to be, well.

A little fucked up.

When Klaus tells everyone that he would be bringing his boyfriend to their monthly family brunch, everyone braced for the worst. Allison leaves her wallet at home, Diego keeps his knives on him, Vanya takes extra puffs of her inhaler, Grace gives Five a stern talking to about being polite to guests, and Luther goes through the list of ‘ Things Not To Say ’ that Diego and Ben made him a few days before.

So when Klaus throws open the door to the house and strutted inside, twirling around and calling out, “Hello, mi familia!” everyone cranes their necks to see the man who followed, and the shock of seeing a handsome man who looked, well, normal, almost stuns them into silence.

It was almost comical, the clash in appearance between the two. While Klaus was wearing a denim vest over what looked to be a silk nightdress and yoga pants with flip flops, the man who stood slightly behind him had on a pair of good fitting jeans, a dark blue button-up shirt, the top two buttons undone, a leather jacket and combat boots that looked well worn but not neglected. The man’s hair was curly but neat, whereas Klaus’s curls were messy and unkempt. His face was clean shaven and bare and Klaus still had smudges of eyeliner that could have been applied yesterday, last week, or maybe even last month.

“So this is Dave,” Klaus says said, motioning towards the man. Dave smiled and everyone noted with approval that he didn’t seem to be missing any teeth. “My boyfriend!”

After perhaps a moment too long of silence, Grace clears her throat and says, “Hello, Dave, it’s a pleasure to meet you. Would you like to sit down? Brunch will be ready in about ten minutes, and coffee is on the table.”

When they go to sit down, Dave continues to surprise them by pulling the chair out of Klaus and pushing him in, before taking his own seat.

After a brief introduction, they try to have a normal conversation but every piece of information that Dave reveals about himself only confuses everyone more.

He’s a social data analyst for a marketing company, he has a master degree, he speaks two languages, he’s the youngest of four kids and he gets along with all of them, he’s from Palo Alto, and in his spare time he likes to travel, go on hikes, practice calligraphy, and paint.

Nearly every part of Dave seems to be fundamentally at odds with Klaus, as someone who never had a real job, never went to college after he almost flunked out of high school, who didn’t speak to any siblings besides Ben for a few years, and who never really dedicates enough time to get a hobby, despite having nothing but free time.

The real kicker is when Grace brings out food - Dave offering to help before even Diego could pipe up - and everyone starts loading up their plates.

Dave helps dish out food to Klaus, who sighs dreamily when Dave has to reach across him to grab orange juice for him. But when Klaus reaches for bacon to put on Dave’s plate, Dave says, “No, thank you, baby.”

“Oh, not hungry?” Klaus asks, looking concerned.

“No, it’s just that I can’t,” Dave motions to the scrambled eggs on his plate, “I’ve already decided to eat eggs.”

Klaus makes an ‘ohh’ noise, before nodding, which doesn’t help anyone else understand.

“Are you on a diet or something?” Luther asks, trying his hand at small talk. It makes sense, kinda. Dave seems to be in pretty good shape. When he took his leather jacket off and draped it on the back of the chair, Luther could see the fabric of his shirt stretch over his biceps.

“No, I’m just not allowed to eat both right now.” Dave says, smiling patiently, “It wouldn’t be kosher.”

And Luther knows he should leave it at that, but nowhere on Things Not To Say List did Diego or Ben ever anticipate Klaus bringing home a religious person.

“You’re Jewish?” Luther asks, and maybe his tone his a bit too surprised, or confused, or maybe just loud because instantly Klaus’s head shoots up and he glares at Luther, shaking his head.

Dave, for his part, seems slightly unnerved by the question but politely says, “Yes.”

“And you’re dating Klaus?”

“Yes.” Dave smiles as if being reminded of the fact brings him great joy.

“Doesn’t being around Klaus make you a sinner, like, by proxy?”

It says something about how bad the question is because even Five’s mouth drops in disbelief at what Luther has said. Dave just blinks, unable to think of how to respond, while Klaus loudly pushes his chair back.

“I can’t believe you sometimes.” Klaus practically hisses, “Why would you ask something like that? You know what, it doesn’t matter, we’re leaving.”

And at those words Dave stands up, grabs his jacket and follows Klaus out, not before turning and saying, “Thank you for cooking, Grace, it was nice to meet you.”

Once they hear the front door slam, they turn to Luther and glare.

“Why would you say that?” Allison asks. “That was so mean towards Klaus, and probably offensive to Dave!”

“It’s a valid question!” Luther insists. “Klaus and the religious have never gotten along before!”

And maybe that is a valid point, one to tack onto the growing list of reasons why no one can understand why Dave is with Klaus. Because as much as they all love their brother, they know how much of a mess he is better than anyone else. And Dave, well, Dave seems so put together, with his good family, and high paying job, and post-secondary education, and Luther would wager that Dave has a good apartment, in a nice part of town, and with those facts alone it’s hard to imagine Klaus fitting in. When they add in the fact that Dave is religious, even to a minimal extent, it seems almost impossible.

Still, they berate Luther until he relents and sends a heartfelt, apologetic text to Klaus, and extends it by apologizing to Dave.

Klaus responds with a text that says, “fuk u”, but when Diego texts him about a makeup brunch a week later, Klaus says he’ll come and Dave wants to come again too.

-4: Ben

Out of all of the Hargreeve’s siblings, Ben has the best relationship with Klaus. When they were kids they used to be glued at the hip, always trailing behind one another, always getting in trouble because of a dare that the other had said. Out of all their siblings, Ben should be the one who understands how Klaus started dating Dave.

He doesn’t.

By all accounts, Dave is the type of guy who used to call the cops on Klaus when he fell asleep on a public bench. He has the kind of ‘upstanding citizen’ vibe that Klaus always seemed to repulse.

So Ben was more than a little surprised when a month after the fabled family brunch, Klaus invites him over for lunch and sends him an address to an apartment that’s in a part of town much nicer than any of Klaus’s previous residences.

The apartment building is modern and looks expensive. The elevator works, and the hallway carpets all look clean. When Klaus opens the door for Ben, even from the doorway he can see that the apartment has a nice view.

Ben takes his shoes off, and Klaus is already prattling away about something, hands moving through the air rapidly.

Half of the apartment looks rather normal, clean surfaces, tasteful yet unique decorations on the walls, minimalist bookshelves in the living room to house some plain looking books. The walls are a pale grey.

The other half looks like, well, it looks like Klaus happened. There are strange articles of clothing thrown over the modern looking sofa. An old floral armchair sits out of place in the living room. There’s a beaded curtain hanging in front of the doorway to the bedroom, and hanging crooked on the walls are canvases with random splashes on colour, some still dripping paint onto the wooden floor.

Ben makes the assumption that Klaus just moved himself in, and decides not to comment on it.

Finally, he tunes into the conversation that, until this point, Klaus has been having with himself. He finds out that Dave is at work - since it is noon on a Wednesday - and that Klaus is cooking chicken to make quesadillas.

It’s towards the end of the meal that Klaus says, “Dave is helping me find a job.”

“Oh?” Ben says, mouth full of chicken and bell peppers.

“Yeah, he’s teaching me how to make resumes and how to fill out applications and how to send them out and stuff.” Klaus smiles, a bit bashfully.

“Do you know what you want to do?” Ben asks. Klaus hasn’t had a path or a goal in life since he was eleven and wanted to be either a princess or a mime.

Klaus shrugs. “Not really, but Dave says I can try different things out until I find something I like or something I’m good at.”

And then he’s off talking about how he applied to Hot Topic, and wouldn’t it be funny if I worked in Hot Topic, Ben?

And Ben nods along and laughs, but mostly he’s wondering what’s Dave’s angle. Other men that Klaus has ‘dated’ either wanted him to go out, get a job no matter what and pay bills, or they wanted to keep Klaus at home as their own little kept boy. At first glance, Ben assumed that Dave was the latter; a well-off man who wanted Klaus around to be eye candy and to be fun, until he got bored or found someone more respectable. But instead, he’s encouraging Klaus to get a job - not one that just pays the bills, but one that Klaus likes - and is actively trying to help him.

It throws Ben for a bit of a loop. He wonders again what’s Dave’s angle in all of this, and more importantly, how did Klaus manage to rope him in.

He doesn’t ask, instead, he just smiles and laughs with Klaus, and hopes that it all works out okay.

-3: Five

It is Five’s considered opinion that Klaus’s taste in men is poor. More than once Five has run into some of Klaus’s… less desirable partners in the early morning, as they tried to leave Klaus’s room, or sometimes on the street as he’s walking through town (often they’re too strung out to recognize Five, which he’s more thankful for than repulsed by).

In general, Klaus’s taste in men seems to be those who are aggressive, self-centered, uneducated, mean, and, often, heavily intoxicated. Five really doesn’t want to know where Klaus found all of his previous partners.

Despite meeting Dave a few times with his family present, and him seeming the picture of chivalry, Five is still wary of him.

Dave is sitting on a sofa in the mansion, Klaus on his lap, both of them watching a tv show when Five stomps into the living room and flops on the opposite couch with a groan.

“Aw, did mom finally shut down your evil lair?” Klaus asks, and Dave snickers a bit into his shoulder.

“Shut up.” Five says though the sofa cushion makes it come out as a grumble. He rolls over. “That stupid receptionist made a mistake, so instead of going in for my fitting at four o’clock on Sunday, I have to go in at two o’clock on Wednesday, and mom isn’t able to pick me up, and Diego and Allison are both busy, so I have to bus all the way there from school, and it’s going to take me, like, an hour.”

Klaus gasps and says, “Oh, the tragedy of it all!”

Dave looks over at the annoyed teenager.

“What’s the fitting for?”

“My eye.” Five says, poking at his left eye without flinching and moving it around a bit. “My prosthetic is loose now, so I have to go in to get a new eye fitted.”

Dave makes an “Oh.” sound, and Five is already waiting for him to ask, ‘how did you lose your eye?’ if nothing else so he can snap at him.

“Do you want me to drive you?”

“It’s none of- what?” Five asks, eyebrows furrowing.

“Do you want me to drive you?” Dave repeats, “It sounds like it’ll be a hassle for you to bus, and I can’t promise I’ll be able to drive you home or to school after, but I can probably drive you there.”

Five blinks a few times. “Are you sure?”

Dave shrugs, jostling Klaus a bit. “Yeah, I’ll just go in early or stay a bit late at work and take a long lunch or something. It won’t be a problem.”

Five agrees, and Klaus says, “Aw, my little bro and my beau are bonding.” before kissing Dave’s cheek.

If that doesn’t aid in bettering Five’s opinion of Dave, the fact that when he picks Five up from school on Wednesday and hands him a cup of coffee does. It doesn’t even matter that it’s Starbucks.

As the doctor is poking around Five’s eye socket with gloved fingers, Five’s mind wanders and he wonders how did Klaus’s taste in men get so good all of a sudden.

-2: Allison

Allison is perusing the dresses in the department store when she hears a familiar laugh. She looks up and is surprised to see Klaus bouncing up and down the aisles, an amused Dave following closely behind, arms full of different garments.

She waves and catches Klaus’ eye.

“Hey, Allison!” He says, maybe a bit too loudly for the store’s atmosphere. He walks over and gives her a hug. “What’s going on?”

“Not much, just looking around.” She eyes the pile in Dave’s arms. “What about you?”

Klaus - ever the dramatic - flings his arms around Dave. “My three-month probation has ended, so my darling, dear Dave is buying me a gift to celebrate!”

Allison's eyes widen. “Your what?!”

“My probation,” Klaus repeats, “at work.”

For a few seconds, Allison just stares. “You have a job?”

Klaus nods his head excitedly. “Yeah! I work as a receptionist for this yoga place. Dave knows the lady who owns it and helped me get it.”

“All I did was give her a call and asked if she was hiring, you got the job all by yourself,” Dave argues, looking at Klaus lovingly.

Allison congratulates Klaus, and the three of them look around the floor for a little bit, before Klaus goes to the changing room to try on the mountain of clothes that Dave was carrying. After a few moments of silence, Allison turns to Dave.

“Listen, Dave, I just wanted to say thank you for helping Klaus,” She sees Dave open his mouth to interrupt, but she presses on, “and I’m really happy that you and him seem to be getting on, but, well, don’t let him take advantage of you like this.”

Dave furrows his eyebrows. “What do you mean ‘take advantage of me’?”

She motions to the fitting room. “Buying him all these things, getting him jobs, Ben told me that you’re pretty much living together now.”

Dave looks at her with a confused and vaguely insulted face. “We live together because we like spending time together. He got his own job, all I did was call my friend and ask if she was hiring. I didn’t even tell her Klaus’s name. I’m buying him gifts because I love him and he’s been working hard.”

Allison is about to respond, but this time Dave interrupts her. “You should think better of Klaus.”

At that, Allison is almost stunned into silence. She opens her mouth a few times to try and formulate a sentence, but nothing comes out. Instead, she just looks ahead.

After a few minutes, Klaus steps out of the fitting room, twirling and showing off one of the outfits that he and Dave picked out.

“You look gorgeous, baby,” Dave says, voice laced with love and affection. “Do another spin!”

And as Allison watches Klaus spin himself dizzy at Dave’s encouragements, she wonders what Klaus did to meet a guy like Dave.

-1: Vanya

It’s Vanya’s turn to host the bi-monthly family dinner, and it’s always a tight squeeze around her dining room table.

Most of her siblings are already on their way to being pleasantly drunk, with Klaus already there. He’s told her that he’s cut out the harder things that he was addicted to, and has cut down on the less serious ones like weed and alcohol. For that alone, she decides not to comment on how he’s already drunk an entire bottle of wine by himself.

She goes to pour some more white wine into Dave’s glass when he puts his hand over the top and says, “No, thank you, Vanya. One’s enough for me for tonight.”

Vanya almost startles at that response. “Oh, uh, want some water then?”

Dave smiles and says yes please, so Vanya goes to the kitchen and gets a glass of water, wondering, Seriously. How the hell is this guy with Klaus?

+1: Diego

He’s at a bar with Patch and some of her police buddies when they see a kerfuffle across the room. It doesn’t seem to be a fight, but they still peer over, trying to see what the commotion is.

They see a man stumble as he tries to stand up off the floor, apologizing to the people he tripped over. Diego squints and lets out a surprised sound when he recognizes the man, despite his dishevelled appearance.

It’s Dave.

Ignoring the confused glances of Patch’s colleagues, Diego walks over to the clearly drunk man.

“Hey, Dave,” Diego says, causing Dave to look up. For a second he squints, confused before a wide smile breaks out on his face.

“Diego! Hi! Wow, hi, Diego,” he stumbles forward a bit to meet him. “What’s poppin’, my guy?”

“Are you good?” Diego asks, ignoring Dave’s slurred question.

“Oh, yeah, man, I’m fucking great! I’m just super drunk.” Dave laughs, and Diego sighs, starting to lead him back to where Patch is looking at them, strangely.

“Who’s your friend?” One of Patch’s friends asks. Diego stumbles a bit under Dave’s weight.

“This is Dave-” Diego starts, but before he can finish Dave chimes in.

“I’m fucking his brother.” He snorts as Diego looks at him in horror, but after a second, Dave’s face gets very serious. “Wait, Diego, are you just finding out now? Klaus is like.. Super gay, dude. We’re both super gay.”

“I know you’re both gay.” Diego snaps, trying to grab his stuff from the bar. Patch’s friends are laughing maniacally, and despite her best efforts, Patch is too. “What are you even doing here, man?”

“Some of my friends from college are in town. Klaus didn’t want to come, but that’s fine, because one of my friends used to be my coke dealer, except I was super broke in college so I would just suck him off, and that’s a really hard relationship to explain.” Dave blinks a few times. “Actually, it’s not hard to explain, ‘cuz I just did it.”

It’s Diego’s turn to laugh as Patch’s friends fall silent. “I’m going to take you home, Dave.”

“Mkay, Diego,” Dave says, almost entirely leaning against him. With some difficulty, they get outside.

“Wait,” Dave says, pushing Diego away. For a second, Diego thinks he’s going to go back in because he forgot something, but instead he vomits on the sidewalk. He coughs a few times, before standing up again. “Okay, I’m good now.”

Diego gets Dave into the passenger seat of his car and wrestles his seatbelt on. It only takes a few minutes to get Dave to remember his address and some vague directions. When the car starts moving, Dave closes his eyes and leans against the window.

“Did you really do coke in college?” Diego asks, trying to keep Dave from falling asleep.

“Of course I did,” Dave mumbles. “Who doesn’t do coke in college?”

“I didn’t.”

“Yeah, well, you hang out with a bunch of narcs now, so I’m not surprised.”

Diego laughs at the seemingly uncharacteristic response. There’s a few moments of silence, and Diego can hear Dave sigh and slide further down the seat.

“So how did you meet Klaus?” Diego asks. Dave seems to instantly perk up at the sound of his boyfriend’s name. “I don’t think either of you have ever told us.”

“We meet in Vietnam,” Dave says, a dopey grin on his face. Diego furrows his eyebrows and takes a left turn.

“When were both of you in Vietnam?”

“I was there for a month on vacation. Klaus showed up about a week into the trip. I was staying at a hostel near the A Sầu Valley with some friends I was travelling with. They went out to a bar but I didn’t want to go. Instead, I went for a walk outside, in the moonlight. And then, Klaus found me…” Diego is once again surprised by Dave’s romantic nature, the seemingly endless amount of affection he holds for Klaus in his eyes and tone, and how much adoration he- “trying to eat moss.”

“...What?”

“He found me trying to eat moss. I read that some were edible and it looked cool so I wanted to give it a go.” Dave laughs a bit to himself. “And then I just pulled him around the country with me and my buds. And then it was time to go home to Palo Alto, but the thought of leaving without Klaus made me want to die. So I called my landlord, got my sisters to pack up all my stuff and ship it, quit my job, and came back with Klaus.”

Diego stops at a light and uses the opportunity to stare at Dave. “... you moved across country… to be with Klaus… after three weeks of knowing him?”

“Would’ve done it after one week, but we both wanted to see Ha Long Bay.”

Diego is stunned into silence for the remainder of the drive. When he pulls up to Dave’s apartment building, he sees him struggling with the seatbelt, so Diego figures he’ll need to help him get to his apartment.

There’s a few minutes of struggle to get Dave out of the car and into an elevator. He stumbles the whole way. They get to his door, and on principle, Diego refuses to rifle through his brother’s boyfriend’s pockets to find keys. He knocks on the door.

After a few seconds, a sleepy looking Klaus opens the door. His hair is longer than the last time Diego saw him, and he’s wearing a hoodie that Diego is pretty sure belongs to Dave.

“Babe!” Dave croons, throwing himself at Klaus, “I missed you so much!”

“Aw, I missed you too, sweetie-pie,�� Klaus replies, grinning wide as he presses a kiss to the side of Dave’s head. “Hey, Diego? What are you doing here?”

“Ran into him,” Diego says, staring as Dave seems to try to burrow into Klaus’s neck. “He was pretty wasted so I gave him a ride home.”

“Oh, thanks, bro!” Klaus wraps his arms tighter around Dave.

“No problem,” Diego pauses for a second. “He told me how you guys met.”

“Oh, in ‘Nam?”

“Yeah. When did you go to Vietnam?”

“Like, eight months ago.” Klaus shrugs and pets Dave’s hair, ignoring his brother’s shocked expression. “I think I got to get my darling dearest to bed. See you at brunch next week, Diego.”

“Yeah, goodnight.” Diego mumbles, as Klaus closes the door. Even after the lock clicks, he can hear his brother laughing and Dave stumbling around.

For the first time since he met Dave, Diego thinks, Maybe he is perfect for Klaus .

++1: Everyone

“Okay, so don’t be mad, but Dave and I got married on 4/20, so that our fiftieth anniversary would be 4/20/69, and I know that none of you were invited, but don’t worry: we’re going to throw a party soon to celebrate!” Klaus says as he and Dave walk into the mansion on Brunch Day.

Everyone stares at the grinning couple, both of them almost vibrating with excitement.

“You got married on 4/20?” Five asks, in disbelief.

“It was my idea!” Dave almost shouts, voice filled with pride.

“Yeah, it was, baby!” Klaus raises his hand for a high five, which Dave enthusiastically returns.

And yeah , everyone thinks, maybe they do make sense together.

#klave #klaus x dave #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy fic #klaus hargreeves #dave katz

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entoman-created-by-the-tallgreys · 2 years

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Survival .... it’s a Fucking Choice.

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Are Treated insane and ..... ? Selfish ???

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. . .

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https://www.reddit.com/r/AlienTopic/comments/sr6ldz/ill_quit_everything_in_at_2023_dec_27/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

I’d Say Good Bye, .... but there Wasn’t anything Good about My Life ...

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( Very, High Chance Tumblr is Going to Remove this Post for “ Sensitive Content” )

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usagichan97 · 6 years

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The 2017 is almost finished~

It's a bit early but I don't care -v- i wanna write something about this year tagging some friends ♡

@u-kun18, my dear friend, at first when I create my blog I started to follow you just because I loved (and already love) your art, in fact at first I called you senpai because you were like a senpai for me x3 but then I started to write under your posts and you always answered, I was happy. But then, that day, 21st May 2017 you said to me something that I still have on my pc, you said to me such cute and kind things, so I decided that maybe in that day we became friends...okkey at first we didn't talk too much but now? Heh...we talk almost everyday and I just have to send a letter with a present for your birthday to you. We become really close friends and I didn't expected this, I'm really shy and I was sure that no one will like me, but you...you are my first friend on tumblr and you become for me like my best friend, and I have to thank you for this, I luv you so much ♡ (and you know in what mean I'm saying that -v-)

@kagamin3ko Leïla~ i know you thanks to u-kun, you poofed nowhere and you asked me to become friends, at first I wasn't so sure but I told you yes anyway, and I'm happy to have said that "yes". As I said for u-kun, at first we didn't talk to much, and still now, but it's not mine or your fault x3 but at least, even if we don't talk so much we are really close, I try to help you when you're sad and you do the same with me, we worry for the other, I'm very happy for this x3 also, your art is really cute, don't say the different -v- (and even you are cute eheheh)

@sillyseal first of all I want to say that you are baka -v- because you really are baka xD but anyway, I know you thanks to Leïla who did that beautiful group on discord, sometimes I regretted to have joined that group because I was scared that I will never make new friends, but I was wrong...I knew you, you're so funny and I love when you randomly start to flirt, it always makes me laugh x3 and you always worry about me when you notice something wrong in me, so well...I'm happy that I knew you ♡

@twinklephoenix yes twinkle I'm also tagging you~ yeah, we don't talk so much but as I said I'm very shy, so I will have to take some time before we can talk more (sowwy ;v;) but I want to say you this, even if we don't know each other so much, I really care about you, you are so kind and sweet, your art is really beautiful and I love your project, you also did a present for christmas for me, really unexpected, but I was really happy x3 I couldn't buy something for you too because I'm poor as fuk xD but at least I finished your drawing with Artic x3 it was fun drawing him, even if omg I drew him to much childish ahahah but anyway~ I really like you as a friend, and ehy, maybe next year we can met because my father want to do a travel in London x3 who knows~♡

And for the others~ @hichigot @sainte-chevre @ksenya-the-artistic-cucumber @superyummysandwich @spaceristov @romane-et-alize i know all of you thanks to Leïla, I really enjoy to talk with all of you even if we aren't so close but you are all my friends x3 I luv you all, and I really didn't expect do make so many friends on tumblr, I'm really happy to have known such beautiful friends as you (and I'm talking even with the other I was talking before uvu)

Thank you for existing my dear friends ♡ and I hope 2018 will give beautiful things for all of us ♡♡

Oh and of course, I luv all of my followers x3 I'm almost at 190, will I reach 200 followers in the new year? Who knows ahahha ♡

#just a little thing #2017 is almost over #hope the new year will be better for me #mostly for my psychological part lol #i luv all my friends #♡

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letpapersleep · 7 years

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I was tagged by: @snapped-pencil (thx!💓) Nickname: birdie (from me mum) Star Sign: Sag of tarius br> Height: 5'3??? around there give or take an inch Last I Googled: if you really cared you would just hack my iphone coward Favorite band: Gorillaz‼️‼️ Favorite Solo Artist: madeon or absofacto? v cool kids Last Movie I Watched: finally watched lilo & stitch Last Show I Watched: Great British baking show When Did I Make This Blog: uhh around january last year?? wintertime What I Post/Reblog: my “”“"art”“”, memes & joaks, cool looking shit, fandoms & general foolish shit Do I Have Other Blogs: Yes please follow them they’re cool How Many Blogs Do I Follow: 1,119 jeez Do I Get Asks Regularly: god i wish How Many Posts Have I Made: many 2 many Hogwarts House: ravenclaw i guess? Pokémon Team: i could not give less of a shit about pokemon but team Valor till i die Fav Color: blue💙 Average Amount Of Sleep: 4-6 hours normally Lucky Number: the number 3 has never done anything for me but i like it! Fav Character: what just one???? i have big long list of fictional people i would die for fuk offf What I’m Wearing: stuff Dream Job: something where i get to draw & create something really cool!! Dream Trip: visit belize again? or boston! idk a road trip would be cool I tag: @hustlerose @wildlittleman @beth-says-meaw @redlatte & anyone else who wants to❣️

#uwu

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sleepless-obsidian · 7 years

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Tag game;

Rules: Complete the survey & say who tagged you in the beginning. When you’re finished, tag people to do this survey. Have fun and enjoy!

I was tagged by @gohegdo (oml sorry i have no chill lol)

1. Are you named after someone? no but zoe means life and my middle name is the french word for sun, so when my mom had my little sister she named her eve which means life and luna which means moon so that’s cool 2. When was the last time you cried? i angry-cried from stress sometime within the last month.. i think. idk i don’t cry that much anymore 3. Do you like your handwriting? most of the time 4. What is your favourite lunch meat? ham? idk, i dont eat deli meats anymore; 5. Do you have kids? no, thank god 6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? hA i post on vent about this a lot. the answer is no bc i’m rlly annoying, but also maybe bc i’m clingy and clingy+clingy=cling to each other woo 7. Do you use sarcasm? yeah, but i exaggerate my tone irl and use the 🙃 (upside down smile emoji) or say i’m being sarcastic over text 8. Do you still have your tonsils? yea 9. Would you bungee jump? nonononon 10. What is your favourite kind of cereal? holy heckie there’s this one kellogg’s cereal called cracklin’ oat bran and i fucken lov. other than that i like to scoop cocoa pebbles into my mouth this thing just skips 11 i guess? 12. Do you think you’re a strong person? physically, sure maybe. in any figurative way? hell no who do you think i am? emotionally stable? 13. What is your favourite ice cream? cookie dough, strawberry, or any kind of cheesecake 14. What is the first thing you notice about people? attractiveness,,, it sounds terrible but at least i don’t really think anyone is unattractive? like i don’t notice the “ugly” stuff unless the person’s personality is gross (triggered jokes stay tf away from me) 15. What is the least favourite physical thing you like about yourself? the shape of my shoulders rn 16. What colour pants and shoes are you wearing now? blue jeans and black and white shoes (my shoes are rlly cute and semi-new and i love them) 17. What are you listening to right now? nothing currently, but i would be listening to danse bacchanale since my orchestra’s masterworks concert is coming up. the last thing i listened to was the trndsttr lucian remix 18. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? not to be emo but probably one of the grays 19. Favourite smell? the warm day, fresh breeze smell during the beginning of spring and fall and sometimes during summer days. it’s rlly nostalgic for me 20. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? my mom, she calls me when she leaves work. 21. Favourite sport to watch? figure skating bc i’m yuri on ice garbage and i don’t really like any other televised sports 22. Hair colour? bleached-blond, growing it out and haven’t been touching up the color so there’s like three solid inches of my natural hair color (dark brown) 23. Eye colour? not to sound scene but it’s either hazel or blue with orange/light brown central heterochromia 24. Do you wear contacts? my contacts are the wrong prescription, so i wear my glasses whenever possible. also my glasses hide the dark circles under my eyes while my contacts leave my face bare for all the world to see so fuk em 25. Favourite food to eat? [bangs fists on the table] chicken kiev chicken kiev chicken kiev chicken kiev chicken kiev 26. Scary movies or comedy? comedy; im not opposed to scary movies they’re just,, scary,,, 27. Last movie you watched? kung fu panda 2. i wish i were joking 28. What colour of shirt are you wearing? black (with a TIGER on it hell yea hell yea hell yea) 29. Summer or winter? summer 30. Hugs or kisses? please, for the love of all that is holy, give me both and in abundance 31. What book are you currently reading? i’m reading the great gatsby and welcome to night vale for english, but i follow a couple fanfics too 32. Who do you miss right now? a Lot of ppl, mainly friends 33. What is on your mouse pad? 1) on mobile, 2) don’t even have a mousepad 34. What is the last TV program you watched? miraculous ladybug i think? i lurk on youtube more than watch tv shows 35. What is the best sound? yooo, low E-flat or B-flat on a string instrument (bonus points if the next note is a half step up/down) 36. Rolling stones or The Beatles? i can actually name and know the lyrics to a couple beatles songs so i guess the beatles 37. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? florida;; for reference, i’m from wisconsin 38. Do you have a special talent? in orchestra i’m pretty good at feeling rhythms, keeping time, and coming in on time without keeping track of what measure we’re on (bc my other special talent is getting distracted by literally everything) 39. Where were you born? oconomowoc, wisconsin : ) have fun pronouncing that @ anyone not from oconomowoc

i’ll tag @nonbinary-to-the-max bc i tag you in everything anyways h Aha and @halfdead-ghooostchil since we’ll be hanging out today anyways and i need conversation topics lmao

#this was a MESS to post on mobile #at least i know how tedious html is now holy fuck #lmao #zoe no #that's my personal tag but idek if i even use it whatever #tag meme

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violasmirabiles · 7 years

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RULES: Always post the rules. Answer the questions asked, then write 11 new ones. Tag 11 people to answer your questions, as well as the person who tagged you. (Unless you are a rule breaker, breaking that rule.) (i’m a massive rule breaker but we all knew that already)

I was tagged by the ever lovely @blackboard-monitor thank u darling xxxx

1) If it were possible for you to sign up on a mission to go to one of the new habitable planets NASA just discovered, would you? Why/why not? > i mean probably not because im scared of everything and that includes travelling to space

2) Do you keep a diary or a journal, or have you kept one in the past? > I mean sorta? im trying to get back into writing poetry and its not been the easiest journey and my writing is pretty personal anyway and sometimes it definitely turns into a diary entry or a few. my last year’s writing was pretty much just straight up diary entries all the way through and it kinda pissed me off bc aaaaaaaaaaa i did come up w ok stuff in ‘15. also also i kept a pretty consistent diary almost every day in middle school (lmao yläaste) but somehow just....kinda stopped when high school started. ive thrown the diaries away since and now im pissed off at myself cos of that. i do remember i was rather pretentious n angsty teenager n definitely was depressed although not as badly as ive been later. i also remember writing about the Realization of reading the brief description of depression and anxiety in the health ed textbook n the anxiety description being pretty much 100% me. the depression one was like 70% me.

3) Do you have a favourite visual artist? Who? > me lately ive been in love w egon schiele’s style but my all-time favorite is gallen-kallela. also tove jansson man i wanna live in her art

4) What kind of YouTube videos do you like to watch? What channels are you subscribed to? > dont rly know tbh. like funny ones, weird ones, the cute animal videos, n of course when im drunk as hell at 2 a.m. youll find me laughing my ass off at some stupid fuckin sinätuubapaska. also im not subscribed to any channels

5) What’s your favourite thing about your appearance? > my lips! i absolutely love my lips

6) What’s your favourite thing about your personality? > i’d like to think of myself as a caring n kind person but i suck at replying to messages n thinking of stuff to say when ppl r distressed. but man do i care. i care so much. ive so much love to give n i love it

7) Have you ever been in an ambulance? If you have, why? > nope

8) Outside of your nuclear family, who’s your favourite relative? We all have one, don’t pretend you don’t :D > it’s no secret whatsoever that my maternal grandma - the only grandparent i have left, in fact - is my absolute favorite relative. she has such a wonderful sense of humor n we get along so well n shes always so wonderfully supportive, like when i first came out as bi n now that im in DepressionHell(tm). i love her so so much. also her bro who’s ten years younger than her is a v cool dude i think he’s like my second favorite relative outside of my nuclear family

9) What’s your favourite place to swim? (ocean, lake, river, pool, hate swimming etc) > pool but lbr a summer isnt a summer if u dont swim in a lake at least once

10) Name three favourite flowers. > wood violet (i think thats what it’s called in english? anyway metsäorvokki), tiger lily, common hepatica (sinivuokko????? im like eternally confused abt plant names in english what the fuk)

11) Pretend you believe in reincarnation. What would you most like to come back as? > ev’rybody wants to be a cat / because a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at

#metsäorvokit on ihavvitumparhaita #ne on niin siroi ja kauniin värisii #got tagged

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angel-nero · 7 years

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I wanna know you better!

Tagged by @glaspaladin !!!!!! *hearts i cant add* I’m tagging: @koganess @captainkaltar @lukaspatel @knight-enchxnter @saltedleggy @lipsticklounge @sumi-masen @soomin009 @a-juuzou-a-day @madithetitanslayer @blue-stripe

RULES: Always post the rules. Answer the questions asked, then write 11 new ones. Tag 11 people to answer your questions, as well as the person who tagged you.

THEIR QUESTIONS:

1. What’s the one thing you can obsess over without ever getting tired of it? Wow, I get bored of everything, like, I can still love it with all my heart but it will be like meh in a few years even if i still love it. OH BUT THEN THERE'S ART FUK THAT'S THE REAL ANSWER

2. Do you believe in aliens? What about ghosts? Bigfoot? I'm pretty sure aliens and ghosts are real. Big foot and all that? Not even a bit lol

3. Are you an optimist or a pessimist? Woah, pretty sure I'm a pessimist tho some ppl like to fight and call em/it being realistic??????

4. What’s your biggest regret? God, nothing that has lasted enough for me to remember

5. Do you dye your hair? If not, what colour would you go? No, I don't. I just graduated high school and schools here won't permit even a basic color, like, wtf. I wish tho. If I could I would dye it silver even if it doesn't fits me idc. And too many other colors actually. Oh yes, like pastel pink idc, blue and purple i don't give a daaaaammmn, i just need someone to do it for me, knowledge to not fuck up and m0ney ca$h flow.

6. Are you a clean or messy person? I like clean stuff, everything has to be clean but I'm very messy and lazy. Shit.

7. Do you like where you currently live? Yes! It's a pretty city and it has a beach, but it sucks. It's very damn hot when it's not winter, too many assholes, the government fucking sucks lol, like, wow mexican pals will know where I live if I say our governor is a fugitive LMAO. He did very shitty things, has the worst voice ever and I fucking hate him. It's also very boring in here and wow, there's a carnival in a few days and I hate February cus carnival means BIG MESS, KILL YOURSELF, it endures a whole month the mess, or two.

8. If you could change one thing about one of your fandoms, what would it be? FUK BEX WHAT A WAY TO MAKE ME PISSED LOL. Okay, the damn antis. i hate when I follow a blog and then i see their stupid opinions and its like wow unfollow. And the people that actually bother other ppl about what they like, it's like, wow, don't you have a life..? Do you need water? Like, dude, why do you ever give a fuk. Unfollow, block, do ya thing. Also the very lowkey antis, like, wow they don't send hate and sh1t but be like making comments over why certain ship is not CaN0n and b laughing about it like, B1tch!!!!!!! My she1th is cAnOn fuk 0ff. Everything is (or can be) canon, alright???? Wow, this became not vague as i wanted it, wow. I also hate when they're like, making a very stupid comment that's worth shit for a story and b like "@staff make dis can0n" wow there's so many shit that I hate and it took to follow one artist on tw to find out. And when ppl reblog art to be meant for a ship and they change it to sh1t like: "the br0ganes" HAHA SORRY, YO, IM FULL OF SALT. Everything was ok when I wasn't following more than 100 ppl but everyone is inactive and I wanted friends and wow i love you all new @mutuals. Also, when they b like yo, if my pairing ain't canon I quit or shit in other pairs. Like wow i don't expect anything to be canon, but also you're free to do anything you want so quit if you desire it, idc :) about snk? Ppl adding TOO MANY LIKE TOOOO MANYYYY freckles to marco. i know how EVERYONE b like "yo i come from the snk fandom i know about discourse" but that didn't happen to me pal. I realized I just listed what I hate instead of something productive fuk im full of rage don't look at me.

9. Do you have any nicknames? Gab. Feel free to add nicknames :-) cus I'm bad at it, like i didn't even called myself gab lol. Oh, and Bowie cus I love bowie a lot and plebs at school would be like "chica bowie" cus they don't even know who david bowie is, it's cute tho. They recently added ‘’Bow’’ wow FUCK GIVE ME EM NICKNAMES

10. How good is your poker face? Pretty good :-|

11. Have you ever seen something that you couldn't explain? Mmm, fuk im not even good explaining basic shit lol. I curse a lot? I'm sorry

My questions: 1.- do you normally care about washing the part where you drink from of your cans/ box of milk and stuff like that? God, my English is so bad. 2.- how long have you lasted without taking a shower?:^) (god, im so gross) 3.- tell us your paranormal stuff that has happened to you, like, the weirdest one. 4.-Any ship that makes you guilty? 5.-Do you like art? 6.-Do you do art? 7.- What kind of music you listen to? 8.-Ever went to a concert? tell us about it! 9.- What’s yout motto about life? 10.-Favorite fictional character ever? can do a list if needed 11.-What is a chill day for you?

#tag meme #about me #my questions are the worst forgive me #im embarrassed #LISTEN UP BABES YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LOL!

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