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idialover · 8 months

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!!NSFW!!!

My friends and I have a tradition of playing "does this character have sex" whenever we get into a new piece of media, because we always enjoy everything together, and today we spent a few hours discussing TWST charactrs. They found out that I now have a Tumblr blog and told me I should "post our very scientific findings for the interwebs" (Note that we are all between the ages of 16-17, so in the same age group as the characters)

Heartslabyul (general judgement): The virgin one

Riddle: no, and he somehow doesn't even know what sex is. You'd think he'd know with how much he studies about everything you learn in school, so even sex-ed but no, he doesn't know

Ace: gray area, no bitches respectfully, except maybe Deuce, but we couldn't agree on that, he would treat it as "it's just a prank bro, no homo"

Deuce: yeah, sure, I mean he's pretty okay looking, not often tho

Cater: he seems like he'd be a dicord kitten or an insta-thot, he tries but doesn't really succeed, maybe once or twice.

Trey: no, because he actually wears a fedora, unironically. "he's as bland as the flour he uses in his cakes"-my friend#2

Savanaclaw (general judgement): Gahdayumm!!

Leona: YES! absoulutley 100% just look at him, but he'd be one of those lazy tops, is very casual about it, there isn't a lot to say because it's just so obvious that he is 100% a sex haver

Ruggie: Hard to say, he has an Italian souding name so maybe no, he hasn't yet discovered that he can earn quite a lot of money that way, or maybe he has (we couldn't agree on this)

Jack: gay wolf boyfirend fantasy so yes, big buff man go brrrr

Octavinelle (general judgement): ehhhh, fish go brrr

Azul: this was a very hard one to decide but in the end no, no real reason just doesn't seem like he would have it, he's on that alpha buisness grindset

Jade: Yes becazse friend#1 said so (she's a strong Jade stan) and everyone decided to let her have this one, but everybody else generally thinks he is Asexual (friend#1 is also ace)

Floyd: yes, he is bisexual in wicked and scheming ways and everybody is aware of that. Chaos bi, him and Jade are two side of a coin, all or nothing. He flirts by messing with people, mostly Riddle but as I've already said Riddle has no idea what's going on and just thinks Floyd has it out for him

Scarabia (general judgement): This was the hardest one to discuss

Kalim: He is very lovable, but no, for unknown reasons, boy has 0 rizz

Jamil: yeah, ig, normal 17 year old guy, he isn't basic like Trey, but he just doesn't have time because of Kalim

Pomefiore (general judgement): slayyy!

Vil: Yes, and his standards are surprisingly not as high as you'd think, we got very heated about how people often mischaracterize him as a very vain but he just wants people to be themselves and best version of themselves. Good for cardio

Rook: yes, in freaky kinky ways (see Rook alchemy card) he sometimes has touble finding people who are into the same stuff as him

Epel: no, beacause he is an "alpha male" in the worst ways possible

Ignihyde (General judgement): you'd think they be reddit mods, but they actually tumblr sexymen

Idia: yes, he has that disheveled rizz, the more they look like they haven't left the house since 2015 the better. We stan broken men in this household(blog), only on halloween tho that's when his confidence get's a bit better and he becomes and active member of society

Ortho: he is a robot based on a young child! NO!

Diasomnia (General judgement): oooh spooky~~

Malleus: yeah sure

Silver: gray are (they demanded I make that pun, pls forgive me)

Lillia: He is the most slay character, an old vampire/fae obviously yes. He has a lot of experience, best sex haver he's so amazing, Lillia for the win

Sebek: no

Staff (general judgement): a very mixed bag

Crowley: someone somwhere slept with him, he is kinda usless but he gets laid, look at his vacation outfit

Crewel: Definetly, high standards but he is correct, he gets to have high standards, he is the perfect man, not a DILF but also not not one

Trein: yes, loyal to his wife (rip tho), good husband 10/10 would trust him, good man

Vargas: Yeah, he's a typical good looking guy, he has never had a long term relationship but he doesn't want one

Sam: We debated for a long time and decided that yes he does have sex

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sandwicz · 1 year

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Twisted Wonderland as quotes me and my friends said

Kalim: "love that's easily broken is not worth it"

Azul: "but a bond of money is always worth it"

Kalim: "oh no I broke my ankles"

Jamil: "... what else will you break Kalim"

Idia: "if I die before any of you, bring my picture and draw tears, thanks"

Lilia: "peking duck should be served with blueberry"

Rook: "i remember watching you sleep"

Jack: "I got jumpscared by the pink flamingos"

Kalim: "i saw a cockroach riding a stick"

Floyd: "i saw a fish"

Trey: "look at croutons"

Ace: "i have never seen an uglier word for a food"

Trey: "it's french so"

Ace: "romance language they say. i'd rather break up than hear french"

Riddle: "real big assumption that you'd get a partner

Ace: " I will."

Ace: "you said that I look like that guy in the elevator. and he has a gf"

Ace: "and so will i"

Riddle: "appearance can be deceiving..."

Yuu: "it's about the personality, riddle"

Yuu: "actually nvm ace's personality is as dry as a tortilla"

Riddle: "and I agree"

Riddle: "thanks yuu"

Jamil: "yes except its cooked and flat"

Leona: "just like all of idia's waifus"

Kalim: "also I counted"

Kalim: "with extreme estimation"

Kalim: "the bottom is 6 onions long"

Jamil: "..."

Yuu: "MY CAT IS CARRYING A COCKROACH"

Ace: "i just passed by a man that had a bald head shinier than Crowley's"

Rook: "oh... what a tragic love story between a tan spray and a lamp..."

Epel: "i have a small beard im manly B)"

5th grader Deuce: "plastic is organic because it can be recycled later on"

Crowley: "Are you ok? Are you all fine?

Yuu: "No."

Crowley: "no? Ok." *carries on with convo as if nothing happened

Ace: "bro why are all of idia's expressions either dead or one minute away from bawling or derpy"

Epel: "Ace, you went from rizz to no rizz"

Deuce: "it's unintentional..."

Ace: "Shhh juice let me get Yuu to kill you its getting good"

Ace: "bro why are all of idia's expressions either dead or one minute away from bawling or derpy"

Epel: "holy crap who cares about diet anymore i need flavour"

Epel: "Bro honestly after seeing so much buff people I wanna try to get buff 💀"

Ace: "Bro ur built like noodles but gl"

Epel: "Screw you. Noodles good lah. Yummy yk"

Ace: "the first victim of cannibalism when we're stranded in a island"

Yuu: "Nah the tallest will be the first victim. Cough cough wonder who"

Ace: "Jack. Jack, we be eating you.

Ace: " be grateful."

Jack: "???????"

Floyd: "if you're too bored doing an assignment, ya don't do it"

Ace: "btw why are the beanfest day teams so bad"

Yuu: "they forgot me twice"

Leona: "I don't like French people..."

Ace: "yesterday i fell asleep on history and Juice here thought i was meditating"

Vil: "don't we have to use heels for our graduation???"

Epel: *quietly* "i hope you fall down the stairs"

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