#why are you like that

[containedconspiracy]

FUCK THIS ONE GUY IN PARTICULAR.

#postsfromthecontainmentcell #tmc #the mandela catalogue #alternate #archangle gabrie #tmc gabriel #he's like some massive horrible statue to me. #weeping angel type shit #oh i hate you gabriel #why are you like that

[blood-orange-juice]

Ok, first, what the fuck was that conversation. Childe, you cannot just infodump and leave, it's not good writing. Childe?

Paimon: ooh, it sounds like some kind of ghost story dear Paimon, everything about this guy sounds like some kind of ghost story. he LOOKS like some kind of ghost story. this isn't exactly news.

Also that awkward moment when you can't decide whether it's abysmally bad writing or if a certain someone is just being manipulative (and bad at it but when has being bad at something ever stopped this boy). Leaning towards the second option because of the Smug Expression and also everything else in this patch is impeccably written.

Noticed that I become worried when he speaks in "normal" voice without his usual flatness. When Childe starts behaving like a normal human being you know you are in trouble. He wants something from you.

(and then The Expression happened)

#still unsure whether the infodumping part was manipulation #it has to be that #right? #or it would be really bad writing #but he spoke in his usual dull way at that point #but also why tell us that #alternative: his brain is getting progressively scrambled by whatever tf is wrong with him #hilichurl iq childe when #✧･ﾟcorruption arc✧･ﾟ #childe #tartaglia #fontaine spoilers #genshin impact spoilers #also the way he provoked those guys #that tiiiny glint of mischief before annoying someone #oh darling #why are you like that

[nyanashima]

Satan headcanons because he’s babygirl and I think about him a lot

Satan is VERY expressive when he’s reading, almost to a comical extent. It started when he was little, and his brothers thought it was cute at the time, so nobody’s said anything. To this day, it’s very common to see him furrowing his brow or saying “No. No, actually, fuck you,” out loud at a book. He’s just too invested to hide what he’s thinking.

Because he’s so well-read on… literally everything about cats, he points out every single inaccuracy in the movies he and his brothers watch. By now, everybody can predict when he’s about to tell them that cats can’t actually have milk, etc.

Satan ABSOLUTELY has a fursona and no one can tell me otherwise. He's not super active in the community though, he just likes to think about it. He found out about the furry fandom through Levi, who jokingly drew him as a cat, and has been enamoured ever since. Sometimes Levi will gift him art of his fursona as a private birthday present. Nobody can know.

Satan occasionally boxes with Beel. It’s a good way to deal with anger and stay healthy at the same time, so why not?

I’m like 50% sure he canonically plays visual novels? He is at least aware of Danganronpa, whether through Levi or discovering it on his own.

This man is DYING to recite Shakespeare/Molière/etc. Give him the opportunity and he will give a spirited reenactment of whatever he’s reciting. It’s not to show off, he’s just passionate. Given that he’s usually composed (compared to everyone else, anyway), he also likes getting to be more animated once in a while.

This guy is so full of autism

Every now and then he goes shopping with Asmo to find clothes that work with his sensory issues.

He doesn’t really stim around others, primarily because he’s never seen anyone else do it before. Talk to him about it; encourage it; if you yourself do it, stim around him. Soon enough, you’ll see his happy hands.

Ever notice that in events, he’ll sometimes use words that seem out-of-character for him? (I still remember the whiplash I got when he said “yo” a few months ago.) He’s still figuring out who he is, and speech patterns are part of it. He’ll adopt words/phrases from books or his brothers for a short time to see what he likes and what he doesn’t. 

Introduce him to My Immortal and similar fanfics. He’ll hate them at first and tell you to get out of his room, but eventually he’ll crack and come to like them. He loves going back and forth, both of you reading to each other and doing silly voices for the dialogue.

Satan 100% has moments of thirteen-year-old snark. He got his ass handed to him for making the “blah blah blah” hand signal to mock Lucifer while Asmo was getting chewed out. Doesn’t regret a thing

More of an imagine than a headcanon, but hear me out. Young Satan got a cat plushie that he loved to DEATH. Like, he took it everywhere with him for decades. Now imagine him going to his big brother Levi, nearly in tears, asking him to fix it after the leg fell off.

Levi panics and is like, “Oh it’s okay!! I’ll fix it, don’t worry,” and gets out his sewing kit. Satan starts to calm down as he watches the plushie get patched up. Levi nervously hands it back when he’s done, and can’t help but feel soft when his baby brother smiles and thanks him

Also think about Satan still having that plushie after all this time, and occasionally knocking on Levi’s door to awkwardly ask him to fix it again

Levi can’t help but smile a little

#om! satan #swd satan #obey me #levi obey me #omswd satan #obey me shall we date #puts him in my mouth #examines him under a microscope #why are you like that #obey me beelzebub #obey me headcanons #sorry about the formatting i have no excuse

[jinxcast]

throws bendy against the wall until he explodes

#the fucking PROPORTIONS #WHY ARE YOU LIKE THAT #BENDY ILY BUT PLEASE WHY ARE YOU SO SMALL #artist struggles

[dismemb3redb0dy]

my delusions are getting out of hand

#girl stop please that long distance shit never works #why are you like that #smashing my head against the ground

[charlescherie]

so charles liked this on twitter .. he's such a funny little guy djskskfm

#je suis bloqué #why are you like that #charles

[kasumingo]

there is some weird ass bird knocking on my balcony door every other day...

#why are you like that #i confirmed he doesn't want bugs stuck there or anything #he just #knocks #ominously #txt

[bandana-fox]

In the Middle of my Orchis analyze; *starts thinking about tv series Vervain*

#brain I love Vervain but can we focus on one thing for once #why are you like that

[wikluk]

my eye twitches every time someone in an American movie/series wears their outdoor shoes iniside their house–

#random things #JESUS CHRIST IT'S ADORABLE #WHY ARE YOU LIKE THAT #WHY #WHYYYY\ #WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #it makes me ajhfgkjsrdhvkljgvfrmlkdxf

[txxxciii]

I think at this point I've seen quite a lot of dhmis fanfics. but the ones that get me the most probably has to do with teachers centric fanfics. MORE specifically... unemployed brendon. because whenever his lines of dialogue appear in the text, I physically cannot imagine the same voice he has in the tv show.

like colin? sure, he has this funky electronic sounding voice. shrignold? much calmer and soother, though it kind of throws me off whenever he yells in the fanfics because like? his voice is the most emotionless out of the webseries teacher gang and it's considering he's voiced by baker terry. but brendon?

he's voiced by becky sloan, and the thing about the characters she voices is that 99% of the time they're very goofy and silly. brendon just has a very high-pitched, very child-like voice. it sounds as if becky sloan initially swallowed a squeaky toy before entering the vocal booth.

I'm not saying I don't like the way he sounds. he has a very unique voice and a very recognizable one for sure. it's just that... whenever a fanfic (or a comic, even) includes unemployed brendon I can't properly sound out his original voice in my head while reading his dialogue lines, especially if it's suppose to be a very serious or dramatic moment. and I think neither can any of you.

#unemployed brendon my beloved #why are you like that #dhmis #dhmis tv show #dhmis unemployed brendon #tox talks #dont hug me im scared

[shawty-writes-a-little]

DAEMON TARGERYN IS STRESSING ME TF OUT GOD THIS BITCH

#why are you like that #why did he say that #💀💀💀 #hotd spoilers #hotd #house of the dragon

[nthflower]

Clean shave Evo Wolvie Jumpscare

#i forgot he looks like that #why are you like that #Wolverine #X-Men #xevo

[skeleton-bat]

Me when the jews are freed from being slaves in Egypt:

Me when the jews attack and kill everyone in Jericho except for one family and keep moving on:

#hey bible quick question #why are you like that

[aye-of-newt]

mom: [good advice on how to handle an argument with a friend]

my internal monologue: she’s being so nice and I’m really not fair to her. why don’t I talk to her more?

mom: [unprompted homophobia]

my internal monologue: …that’s why

#oh mother #why are you like that

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

#pink posts #i saw a tweet that was like “i see other people's art” --> i get discouraged #i understand that seeing art that is prettier than yours can be discouraging but why not twist that a bit? #why does it look prettier to you? is it the colors #is it the textures they used? the brushes? #study them and try to put your spin on it #and maybe you'll find your art beautiful as well

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week